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Romance › Re: Pornhub Has Been Hacked, And You Won't Believe What They Found. by Nbote(m): 8:02am On Sep 02, 2016
It was hacked to access users information not hacked to take down d site. I guess dey probably thought dey had an airtight security. So users no worry, u can still access ur favorite videos.
Car Talk › Re: Installing Speed Limiters In Vehicles Does Not Make Common Sense by Nbote(m): 9:56am On Sep 01, 2016
Instead of d govt tackling d terrible state of our roads first, dey've taken d easy way out. Road safety needs to first explain to Nigerians what happened to d e-coding and some other failed and hapless projects dey introduced and forced commuters to pay for. D speed limit idea is one which presents a lot of questions rather than ansas to already existing road use questions.
Culture › Re: How Funmilayo Ransome-Kuti Sacked The Alake Of Egbaland In 1949 by Nbote(m): 9:31am On Sep 01, 2016
And her MANHOOD lived on in her son Fela but eventually her grandson became a woman wrapper...
Jokes Etc › Re: Lol... Nairaland Owner,seun Bounced From Meeting Zuckerberg At Yaba ?? (Photos) by Nbote(m): 4:08pm On Aug 31, 2016
TheManfromKenya:
Oga seun.pls its just a joke pls..please Unban me.

I wont do it again pls
Hahahahahaha... Iddflh (I don die for laff here)
Phones › Re: Interc- Newest 4G LTE In Nigeria, List Of Data Plans And Affordable Prices by Nbote(m): 8:32am On Aug 31, 2016
Reediano:
Remember they are offering 4g network and not 3g
And how many users have 4G compliant mobile fones?? Abi we have to buy a new fone to use their network abi? Most ntwrks are already offering HSPDA faster dan 3G so dem neva still serious.
Politics › Re: Goodbye To Oil? Nigeria Hits Big Money In Freshly Discovered Mineral Resourse by Nbote(m): 8:50am On Aug 30, 2016
Na today..... Abeg make we hear word jare. D volume of mineral deposits in the country is enof to make Nigeria ignore d falling Oil prices. It's either whoever taught me geography is lying or some of these states are illegally mining on code and d govt is in on it or d govt is lying. We've all heard about illegal mining going on in jos and Zamfara especially and d same goes for other states. My question exactly is what is d work of d Ministry in charge of mining /mineral resources or whatever name there're going by now. It's either these minerals are intentionally being ignored or dey neva existed in d first place which is very unlikely.
Phones › Re: Interc- Newest 4G LTE In Nigeria, List Of Data Plans And Affordable Prices by Nbote(m): 8:56am On Aug 29, 2016
1.5gb at 1400? Dem neva serious. Their rates are not even a threat to the already established networks dat are offering beta data volume at similar rates.
Romance › Re: Sex Positions You Don't Know About ❤ No Be Every Time "Missionary" by Nbote(m): 7:16am On Aug 29, 2016
Same shit. Some of those positions are not for every gal before una break something or get muscle pull.
Education › Re: Whatsapp User Murder And Sends English To Its Early Grave (photo) by Nbote(m): 11:51am On Aug 28, 2016
Oga OP remove d patako from ur English before u try to remove d log in anoda pesin own. Both ur heading and write up na anoda English murder scene.
Politics › Re: Man Blocks The Road With His Trailer And Start Praying To Allah - Wonders by Nbote(m): 6:50pm On Aug 26, 2016
D guy was obviously jus looking for trouble. Some elements probably planned to use him to incite trouble. Na so one driver stopped us in d middle of nowhere in d name of salah (prayers) on my way back from Jigawa state.
Politics › Re: See How President Buhari Is Doing A Great Job Managing Nigeria's Economic Woes by Nbote(m): 8:46am On Aug 26, 2016
Dis OP and his like minded zombies seem to be either too lazy to research or to dumb to know. It's annoying and everytime dey point to Venezuela and Angola as examples of oil rich nations also suffering. Do u know how many years of civil war Angola had had to go thru? Oh and those of U dat have been fed junks dat u swallow hook, line, and sinker; Angola is the 54th largest export economy in the world. In 2014, Angola exported $54.6B and imported $25.9B, resulting in a positive trade balance of $28.7B. Dat is as per a 2014 OEC report and Diamonds and scrap metals are inclusive of their exports so shut d hell up. Do U know d role d US and d then Venezuelan President Hugo Chavez played in sabotaging d nation's economy a couple of years back? Venezuela's problem isn't falling Oil prices but ur likes are too dumb and lazy to research because dats d excuse u've been fed.
Celebrities › Re: The Sun Just Set On Her...queen Elizabeth II Of England Is Dead! by Nbote(m): 8:22am On Aug 26, 2016
Ppl abusing d Facebook LIKE button since time immemorial. What's d logic behind LIKING news of death or any other sad news at dat undecided? Someone posts a so called obituary and asks for likes and ppl foolishly did/do? SMH
Politics › Re: Buhari Has Saved N1.4trn By Not Paying Subsidy On Fuel – Osibanjo by Nbote(m): 8:10am On Aug 26, 2016
Jus wen I thought dis ppl were tired of giving excuses. Truth is Nigerians are even tired of listening to dem blame and make excuses. Even some of dem have started seeing d govt for wat dey truly are with Sanusi admitting d whole forex restriction policy was simply to enrich some ppl. All we can do is watch because for how long do we intend to complain
Politics › Re: Thousands Of Imolites Welcome Okorocha Back To Imo (pics) by Nbote(m): 6:14pm On Aug 25, 2016
Na who no know say all na wash and paid crowd... D Grand scam master of the federation. Imo state ntoor
Phones › Re: God Will Continue To Bless Airtel Nigeria by Nbote(m): 10:40am On Aug 25, 2016
Abeg I have etisalat data for sale. I have in excess of about 20gb with about 28days validity. I'm willing to sell 2gb at 1k and 5gb at 2k. E hold me for neck dats y I'm selling it at those rates lol. Contact me on 08095722388
Celebrities › Re: He Has D Body Of A Champion, But His P*nis Don't Match - Bolt Rio Student Lover. by Nbote(m): 7:06am On Aug 25, 2016
She dey craze ni, dis Brazilian gals no kuku get shame. I'm not surprised sha especially afta reports sometime ago of Brazilian gals preparing to go into part time oloshoing during d Olympics. So long as he doesn't cum as fast as he runs make she shataaap her mouth. These oloshos aren't loyal at all.
Sports › Re: Usain Bolt's Manhood Is Small - Jady Duarte, Brazilian Girl He Had Sex With by Nbote(m): 6:58am On Aug 25, 2016
undecided shocked All these gals no kuku get shame.. I'm not surprised sha especially afta reports sometime ago of Brazilian gals preparing to go into part time oloshoing during d Olympics. Why is she complaining about him being normal, so long as she isn't complaining dat he also cums as fast as he runs den is okay jare.
Business › Re: FG Creating Billionaires Through Forex – Sanusi by Nbote(m): 6:47am On Aug 25, 2016
Wailing confessions... So he has finally admitted d obvious dat dis govt is simply busy enriching themselves in d name of forex policies and restrictions In his own words ;
[b][/b]“We have created our own billionaires since 2015 from foreign exchange subsidy,” the emir said in a speech at 15th Joint National Council on Development Planning meeting held in Kano yesterday.
They got the dollar at N197 and price their goods at N300, he said in his speech tilled “Nigeria: The search for new growth model.”
“For instance, when the CBN was selling dollar at N197 and people were buying at N300, if I sit down in my garden and pick up my phone I would have enough people to call in the industry to get 10 million dollars at officials rate and sell at N300 and make a profit of over N1bn and if I do that four times in a year, for doing nothing I would have earned N4bn.
“And people were telling us that this policy was to help the poor. We should not devalue because if we do the poor people would suffer.
“...People that were profiting from this were the ones telling the government that if you devalue people would suffer; meanwhile they all got the dollar at N197 and price their goods at N300.
“The poor paid the price of the devalued currency and the rich schemed up the profits and it went on for one year and we talked and talked and talked. “If the present administration continues to behave the way the immediate past government behaved, we will end up where Jonathan ended. You may not like it but that is the truth.”[b][/b]
Dis is jus between last year and dis year and yet some mofos have been busy lauding every ill conceived and malicious policy d govt has put forward. Even D Emir has admitted d govt is no different from the previous ones dey have been so vocal in always condemning. D CHANGE was simply to remove d previous power bloc and replace dem with anoda or d same set of selfish power hungry bigots.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Police To Conduct Lie Detector "Polygraph" Test For New 10,000 Recruits by Nbote(m): 3:39pm On Aug 23, 2016
I think it should b d other round. Dey need to use d lie detector test to first flush out most of the bad eggs in d force. But what do we know, I can bet u d Police is even lying about using a lie detector. Jus anoda excuse to replace more ppl with those who came thru d back door. Lie detector for all applicants is even a lie already and we can all detect dat.
Romance › Re: Shame! Igbo Lady Dacing Unclad Infront Of Her Boyfriend by Nbote(m): 8:17am On Aug 23, 2016
OP was she dancing naked in a bar or in public? Or u want to tell us u haven't done something naughty with a guy or even ur friends before?
Nairaland is crawling with hypocrites with most ppl posting their "holier than thou" comments like dey don't indulge in some silly and naughty downtime. Sextape or nude photos of a gal surfaces online and oh she's a slut like most of d posters don't even bleep for free. Dis video is obviously a private video taken by d dumbass who eventually leaked it. I bet if we could all see some of the naughty and silly things some of us do in private, it could b more embarrassing than wat we see online.
Politics › Re: Igbo Bag's Billions Of ₦aira From Our Monetary System Failure? by Nbote(m): 8:06am On Aug 23, 2016
oyinkinola:
who is mad btw you and 70% of poor Nigerian you cheated daily, true is really bitter to swallow!
From ur disjointed grammar, it is very obvious ur reasoning is disjointed as well.
Politics › Re: Igbo Bag's Billions Of ₦aira From Our Monetary System Failure? by Nbote(m): 5:43pm On Aug 22, 2016
OP u definitely deserve admission to YabaLeft on merit.. No applications required
Travel › Re: How Lagos Will Look In 2030 - Photo! by Nbote(m): 1:57pm On Aug 22, 2016
Hmmm... Dis confusing network of road coupled with mad Lagos drivers will lead to Jaga jaga state of mind in Lagos ooo. How u wan cross to d other side sef. E can't fit work jare...
Education › Re: Abubakar Ibrahim Is The "Longest" In Kwara State Polytechnic (PICTURES) by Nbote(m): 12:47pm On Aug 21, 2016
Babysho:
So There Are Mean People Like You In Nigeria?

Stop making people feel uncomfortable by negatively commenting on how they look. I even blame the tall guy for letting people showcase him like he's one weird ancient artifact.

He's tall....life goes on. See you insulting his looks and long feet because you just don't like his height. Learn to appreciate people because they didn't choose to be that way. Remember, that could be you....
Don't always b in a haste to comment without first reading and understanding any comment and why it was made. Mayb u can't differentiate between a light hearted comment and an actual insult.
Education › Re: Abubakar Ibrahim Is The "Longest" In Kwara State Polytechnic (PICTURES) by Nbote(m): 11:09am On Aug 20, 2016
midolian:
lool..One thing must spoil man
..As beautiful as the peacock is, it has one of the dirtiest feet ever.

before I forget, abeg post a pics of u showing your legs here.
Lol. From d way u don take d comment personal na u b d dogo in d pics. And no b today ppl don dey yab ur feet wey make u go cram d peacock quote as ur line of defence. Atleast d peacock is beautiful with all it's colourful glory, can't say d same for d dogo up there lol.
Jokes Etc › Re: Rio Olympics: 9 Events Nigerian Athletes Would Have Easily Won Gold Medals by Nbote(m): 12:03am On Aug 20, 2016
If say we carry those boys wey dey hawk Gala and lacasera for Express go dis Olympics na only us for collect all d medals. Jus tell dem to assume say Bolt wan buy gala, na for front him go com meet some of them. Abi na those agberos for Oshodi wey dey throw and collect punches sef we suppose mobilise for boxing. For the hurdles and long jump na to mobilise awon pickpockets wey dey jump full table wen dem dey run.
Sports › Re: Okagbare Leads Nigeria To Relay Finals by Nbote(m): 11:57pm On Aug 19, 2016
If say na for hair b d medal, na only Nigeria go construct d table, top d table join.
Celebrities › Re: A Lady Was Spotted Wearing This At The Airport, Now We Agree Thois Is Madness by Nbote(m): 7:57am On Aug 19, 2016
jsunex:
Dats too much nah at least she came to the world naked, she can live all her life naked... It's non of ur bizz
I have no business with her exposing d half done fufu muscles she gat in d name of butts. My problem is being exposed to those misplaced pillars she calls legs.
Celebrities › Re: A Lady Was Spotted Wearing This At The Airport, Now We Agree Thois Is Madness by Nbote(m): 3:29pm On Aug 18, 2016
See her legs like concrete reinforced mini pillars

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