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Many ppl neva still understand the joke... Na 2000cedis abi Cfas b dat?? No wonder afta 6months e still dey for ur wallet as souvenir and u b forming "I've gat some foreign dough inna me wallet".. But guy still kip am oo. and make photocopies so dat u fit use am for ur videos na ;DMany ppl neva still understand the joke... Na 2000cedis abi Cfas b dat?? No wonder afta 6months e still dey for ur wallet as souvenir and u b forming "I've gat some foreign dough inna me wallet".. But guy still kip am oo. and make photocopies so dat u fit use am for ur videos na

gwmlogistic:
Bad belle. Support yours

Trust me if I no support am I no for rush go find d song... Like pesin earlier said, na 'waka pass' him do for d song.

Timoleon:
finaly u av madt...he was probably hawking fuel though....i rushed to download hoping to hear a wizkid verse....i no know wetin dem dey call d part wey wizzy play for the song, but if na movie, na dis one dem dey call waka pass!

UIA04:
Kikikiki

Terror666:
Hahahahahahaha, u damn so funny

UIA04:
Kikikiki

But na true na, even from the sound of the his voice on song he was sounding like say na filling station e dey sef.

U won't see a single zombie in here as dis is d kind of thread dey avoid like ebola victim. D ones who'll eventually enter would do d usual thing of blaming GEJ for the situation and blaming the report on IPOD/IPOB and PDP sympathizers.

Which is exactly how dey garner the billions in profits dey declare at d end of every financial year.. All d small nairas dey deduct in d name of stupendous charges even wen using our money to run their own businesses.

jorospet2:
Your calculation is wrong. Since 1kb is 1kobo, 10mb (10,000kb) will cost 10,000 kobo. That's ₦100 (10,000 ÷ 100).

Tell am.... Most ppl don't want to take their time to analyse a package before jumping to conclusions. Though it's not a perfect plan but d more u use d cheaper it gets. It's way beta dan their normal 100 for 10mb normal plan

diegwu01:
If you follow the News and press releases from NNPC and kachikwu, you would see they have been plagued from One problem to another, When 1 issue is corrected another brews up, when its corrected, yet another crops up, The situation is really terrible, but my confidence grows everyday because i see genuine efforts by the Minister of State to fix things,
So far its been
Paying Outstanding Subsidies last year
Removing the Subsidy
Regulating Prices
Fixing the obsolete refineries
Filling the Gap by Making NNPC a major importer instead
Proposing over 150 new mega filling Stations
to Begging the CBN and Multinational Oil coys for forex for Private Marketers
reintroducing the major marketers that pulled off to ease shortfalls while short term plans takes off
Restructuring the NNPC for better productivity
Approving licenses for Modular refineries
Engaging the International Oil coys to manage existing Refineries..

Nigerians are not very patient people but we should cut the Ministers some slack, he's promised the queues would end 2 weeks into april

Oga I understand u wanting to believe anything to soothe ur bruised ego and pride.. Of d so-called efforts u listed, who exactly is fooling who?? Dis scarcity was neva about subsidy claim payments, neither was it about obsolete refineries d govt has been continuously playing d more u look d less u see with. Anyways we all want to believe somehow things get beta but whether u want to believe it or not, d govt is getting most of it's moves wrong and eventually going to have to eat its words time and time again. Whether u want to see and acknowledge d facts or not, dey are there and staring at everyone in d face

Nusaf:
U voted for change and u want that change overnight?

Let me ask u dis question, what exactly has d govt said is d cause of the scarcity so far Dis same govt claimed dey worked on the refineries and dey were up and functional. At some other point we heard dey were functional though not fully and den dey eventually came out with the truth dat it was still non functional. We all know d refineries haven't been working and no one really expect it to b back up any time soon but why seek to score cheap political points at d detriment of Nigerians. Jus d other day d govt claimed it was resuming subsidy payments but yet at no point did d marketers come out to say it was because of default in subsidy payments dats y d fuel scarcity still lingers. And jus today we hear some ppl from NNPC claim d govt had stopped subsidy payment and was going ahead with its removal.. Some of U obviously think such confusing statements /stance from the govt of d day is normal but it's not. Deep down within urselves u know things haven't turned up so well dats y some of U kip grasping at wateva straws u can from the previous administration.

Melvinsofty:
Bros how who they hawk fuel voice dey be

Like Wizkid own for dat song... D only thing I take know say na Wizkid sef na say I don already hear Drake and d other gal for the song.

jogojogo:
Seems you did not understand the op. He is not justifying thr current situation but the way some people wail seems we have never experienced fuel scarcity before. At least it is yet to the extent where banks, telecommunication have challenge with their operations as experienced under GEJ

D mere fact dat he is making reference to the last administration and d post election fuel scarcity is a clear pointer to dat effect. My issue with whoever tries to defend the govt from criticisms and blames is dat up until dis past week d govt has been insincere in tackling the situation with claims and counter claims. Up until now no clear cut reason was given for the persisting scarcity so what exactly are u exonerating the govt for?? Atleast then we heard it was marketers and their subsidy payment. D govt has been contradicting itself with claims of refineries back up and running and all dat even though we all know d refineries have all been comatose since time immemorial. Why make claims about fixing the refineries wen in truth it's still in d same sorry state. Why then will Nigerians not criticize the govt wen it turns out most of their statements were jus to score cheap political points at d detriment of Nigerians. Nigerians obviously know things are bad but must d govt kip reminding dem about how bad things are instead of trying to fix things?? No one says Nigeria is going to b fixed overnight but trust me d signs should b encouraging enof to worth the wait...
I forgot to ask u dis, was the hardship being faced by Nigerians then also worse than d present one?? Since u were willing to point out the fuel scarcity then, u should go home take ur tym and analyze d power situation as well as d general socio-economic situation at d time and if u eventually com up with the excuse dat times are different and some things have change then u would realise what hypocrites some of U are.

Na real feature... Na torchlight I take dey find Wizkid for d track until I heard someone shouting on the background like who dey hawk fuel

@OP, we have not forgotten but let me ask u in all sincerity how long did dat scarcity last?? D mere fact dat u still use d failings of the last govt to kip justifying d failings of d present administration is enof to show deep down u see d failure but simply want to live in a fools paradise. There is supposed to b a change from the norm which is why and what Nigerians voted so using a so-called failure as a benchmark shows jus how low u really rate d govt even if u want to kip denying it.

So some of U don't really understand it's a joke Even change don affect una sense of humour b dat. It's obviously a joke about the current fuel situation and queue. Una no see venue say na filling station?

Lolzzz... Looks like more wailing forms will b needed in d coming weeks... Well our ppl say na anytime wey pesin wake up na him b own morning. Eyes don dey clear as patako don dey fall comot from their eyes.

blackpanda:
Stop telling lies! Subsidy is out.....these pathetic wailers are their own problem!

Except u want me to believe d govt is now wailing... What alternate universe do some of U guys live in for Christ's sake U still didn't ansa my questions and I really didn't expect u to but make excuses and cite the past administration for the present challenges.

blackpanda:
Gej didnt have any foresight. How can u remove subsidy when there are no structures on ground, comatose refineries and pms was selling at an all time high in international market. That doesnt make sense. Govt is able to remove it now because concerted efforts have been made to provide enabling structures.

So in otherwords our refineries are now fully functional abi... What exactly are the structures put in place by the govt and what concerted efforts have been made?? Our refineries are fully functional today, non-functional tomorrow, partly functional d nxt. Jus a couple of days ago d govt claimed it neva removed subsidy and have started payments and today dis? Must u ppl find a way to celebrate confusion everytime?? It's even more disgusting some of U resort to insults wen valid arguments are raised. These zombies are really d problem of dis country.

Lolzzzzz.. Zombies are now stylishly wailing codedly in a religious way.. So it's now prophesies dat u ppl seem to have resorted to abi?? D same ppl who blast religious leaders for meddling in politics now resort to their prophesies for hope. We no get choice dan to sit-down look and complain as e dey pain us. U don't expect ppl to sitback and smile because of a so-called prophesy which could either b true or not.

SleekMallam:
After they've seen ships loaded with fuel from Pakistan in our ports. What where they doing since? observing?

No mind d morons.. Gone were the days wen NLC and NANS had d welfare of Nigerians at heart. Na NLC even dey embarrassing pass.. 2-months plus scarcity and yet not even a plea from dem.

OP U shld seriously go audition for d next Walking Dead season cos u r simply a zombie.

Wait ooo, so na propaganda ppl do d other video of purported surrender?? If all territories have been liberated, na which territory dem dey stay shoot their videos..?

Like play like play, Babymamas ti takeover, wife o jawo mo

Dis country and d level of cluelessness on display is becoming both annoying and embarrassing... Wen I hear d police, civil defence or any other military or paramilitary agency going afta black marketers I can't help but b ask d following questions..
1. Are the marketers stealing the product from NNPC depots or did dey not also pay to purchase the product
2. If petrol was readily available at every fuel station irrespective of the cost would these black marketers b in business??
3. Why are fuel stations who hoard products or who don't even have products not being arrested as well
4. What has arresting black marketers got to do with d scarcity? Are dey in any way responsible for it??

It's really pathetic going after people who are simply servicing the needs of the populace and have little or no say on how and why d scarcity has persisted dis long. Vehicles and businesses must kip running and they have a hand in dat since d govt seems rather insensitive to dis precarious conditions.

mascot87:
One has to be careful this days with who to chat with cos the person you are chatting with out of hatred or aiming fame may just expose your private chat to the world just to humilate you. When u are chatting with ladies, we could just be funny in different ways or we can have different strategies to use just to win the heart of our prospective babe. If u are not interested in the guy or the way he his wooing u then why not ignore him or block him? You don't have to bring your private chat with a guy or a lady to the social media. It is very wrong.

U are as perverted as the said guy... Mayb u shld worry about having ur private chat exposed before going into explicit chat without the persons permission.. They clearly warned him off and d best way to make sure he doesn't just jump unto the nxt victim is to embarrass and humilate him in the most excruciating way. I'll suppose u've learnt a lesson or 2 from his experience

I think dis man is campaigning for Lie Muhammed's job. A meeting of PDP leadership in the d state and he really didn't expect Fayose to be there?? Which kind small children lie b dis. If Fayose needed to coerce him into doing anything he doesn't need to be there and he'ld have asked him to recant his earlier allegations as well. Mayb wateva arrangements he went for backfired and as usual he's in the media. Make d guy jus officially carry broom make everyone no say he's an APC merchant.

Quakertellicus1:
Wailers....food is ready.

On a more serious note...

The problem is that we are not earning enough forex from oil. And we should have saved money last time....but GEJ somehow did not improve on Yaradua's success in raising our ECA to 60bn....he knocked it down to 32bn.

Let's be frank, we have a situation where we are no longer earning enough from oil.(And we are going to earn less as the glut continues) And PMB is not doing what needs to be done....cutting subsides, raising taxes, spending more on power and transport...so that eventually Nigeria would be able to get off oil for good.

Nigeria needs to be free from oil. We need to become a manufacturing power....who manufactures goods for the export market...so that we can be like China....a superpower who gives loans to other poor nations.

So....if you want your ECA imporved....you have to go manufacturing. Oil is a spent force.

Some of una zombies should be in AMC's The Talking Dead.. Since the previous govt didn't save like u all have been made to believe, where did d dis govt get d bailout funds it provided to States as it's first official duty...

How are we even sure most of the automatic employees aren't jus relations of those in power or others on their recommendations?? I can bet most of d ppl on dat list are there on the recommendations of some ogas at d top.. Immigration and some other MDA's wey don dey do coded replacement and recruitment since last year till now.. Mtcheeeeeew

Tunami:
am begining to observe the silence of those brown envelope nairaland apc e-warriors, or is the change now affecting them?

U definitely won't see dem on these sort of threads.. They are mostly active in threads relating to EFCC indictments, PMB gullibers trables(in pmb's voice), threads on clueless govt statements and more campaign promises thread where all dey have to do is sing praises of their ogas and insult any opposing poster... D fuel scarcity has persisted dis long and surprisingly Nigerians have lost d will to complain. It's even more annoying dat till now d govt is yet to tell Nigerians d exact reasons for the scarcity...

Even the govt is wailing... lol

Dis guy and Shina Rambo should top the list of the most untalented ppl doing music.... He's definitely looking for the gal's attention and since he didn't get by throwing shades at her dat no one heard or even noticed, atleast a public apology should do.... Mtcheeeeeew. Abeg who get fuel for their area.

Tallesty1:
PDP DESTROYED NIGERIA FOR 16 YEARS

And jus like one nairalander stated recently, d. APC is here to bury Nigeria...

Well congrats to the NA on their new conquest. More grease to their elbows and knees and bullets to their guns. But strangely enof dis is unlike the army because they'll have uploaded pictures of d shrine, or burning buildings and few dead BH fighters like dey always do. Dis means there's a whole lot of truth in d comment attributed to a senator from the region which claimed there were still a whole lot of territories and areas under BH control. We really do hope and pray dis war is being won not just in the media..