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How is it different from our encounter in handling naira notes in everyday naija living?? D scary looking and sometimes smelly notes we collect from market women, bank okada/buses, change from malam etc...

She's one of the best lyricist and rapper naija has produced and she seemed to evolve with time. Sexy and talented in one package. I guess she probably wants to settle down away from the prying eyes of showbiz..

Some of us has made it a habit of looking for excuses everywhere and for everything... D said lady passed thru the rigorous military trainings in the various military skools for her to b eventually drafted into the army.. What has her looks got to do with being in the military r u trying to say females in the field should b tomboys.. BH have been killing Nigerian soldiers during since the insurgency started both male and female so are u now trying to say the males killed weren't rugged enof or were effeminate?? This is war and there would always b casualties which is rather unfortunate. Pay ur respects and jus move on instead of making really disrespectful statements.

Dis drama go sweet ooo.. So some sections of the APC too have started wailing?? But why ask Kachikwu to resign wen he's not the oil minister? A house already divided and yet some zombies will blame Nigerians for complaining too. Every Nigerian reserves his rights to complain because it's abnormal and kinda becoming normal to have to queue for house jus to buy fuel wen It's not even like dey have removed the subsidy already.

Why we kuku no giv Chad d transport money wey dem dey find oooo.. Our hope na to qualify as atleast 2nd for d group.. If we no no beat Egypt tomorrow make we also kuku use the withdrawal method oo..

ican2020:
I hope it does not select sim card?
Meanwhile post the code please

*438*1#.. Don't know if it's selective of sim though. I use their #100 for 1gb weekend plan

Got a text from dem about a 9gb plan for 3500 as well. Make other networks copy naa

Some of U are jus plain greedy and as such would fall for anything. Did u even look at how incredible some d deals are?? Since dey claim it's datashare packages and not cheats don't u think every other reseller would have offered d same?? Abi u think say @octavo and d rest of dem no wan sell their own?? I no dey pity any of una wey dey fall for dis silly and cheap scams. How much d networks dey sell coupled with their restrictions wey go make dem giv u mtn 12gb for 5k.. Even without d restrictions it was neva dat cheap... When u see some of these deals, make ur research here and online first before rushing to dash dem money. It's ppl like u dat still kip dem in business..

Most okada men if not all for dis syd no dey even take ear hear d "Sai baba" chant again. Dey all suddenly don't seem interested in politics anymore. One I boarded d other day was complaining all thru d journey and I was jus silently smiling to meself. Make dem no worry sha, D Poor and vulnerable welfare package na their compensation..

Those of U talking about d Syrian war, U probably didn't know it was only a matter of time before Syria imploded like it did and America saw an opportunity. Go back to the times of Hafiz AL Assad, d former president and father of the current Basher AL Assad. The rebellion picked up in full force after the killing of Hadid, d leader of the Muslim brotherhood then by the Hafiz Assad govt. D war now is a climax of the rebellion that has built up over the years. I think the point of no return was wen he almost wiped out a whole city killing between 15 to 30 thousand civilians when about 200 members of the brotherhood holed up in the town. Jus do ur researches and look beyond the US -Russian tussle for dominance.

See as u run com like who jus discover mungo park even including 2016 like say na latest discovery. Dis tutorial has been all over the Internet for years now and na copy and paste u even do together with konga advert join.

OP na Van gaal u desemble.. D ppl wey dey tell u jus dey give u hope make depression no hold u. I dey surprised sef ur own eyes follow dem deceive u.

Wen u watch Musa play atimes u begin to wonder how he is a professional.... I've neva really liked him as a winger and d pitch is even making matters worse. Why exactly did dey pick dis stadium considering without considering the pitch and weather.

plaetton:
A wealth transfer in the midst of an economic crisis ?

For a country that cannot even conduct a real credible census since the 1950s, now we want to create a registry for the poor ?

N500b down the drain.

Mark my words.

Zombies will com out and sing to d high heavens what a laudable development dis is. Time and time again d question has been asked of How are the poor and vulnerable going to be determined?? What are the criteria for determining who is poor and vulnerable and who is not?? Na jus laugh and sidon look we dey...

Some of U are jus plain annoying with ur double standards and hypocrisy. Now it's d marketers dat are to blame for the lingering scarcity dat has lasted for more than 2 months now abi Some of U even get mind to claim Nigerians are to blame but I ask again how com it was d govt's fault last year before elections wen scarcity hit for 2weeks?? U claim marketers are hoarding d product and I ask what has d govt via d DPR done to curb and monitor defaulting fuel stations. Wen d product is scarce petrol tankers will simply go sell to d highest bidder who is craving for the same product as well as dey are all in business for the profit. Since dey don't know wen dey might get the product again, dey simply sell off the one dey have gotten for a higher profit. It's even funny why d govt has not specifically com out to tell Nigerians why fuel in particular has been scarce. We all know our refineries don't work and as such we have always imported fuel. Have u stopped importing fuel

Whether d naira is devalued or not, d harsh realities are very obvious as d price of essential commodities have skyrocketed because of policies which tend to still serve the elites. What's the difference between the dual exchange rate and devaluation sef. D President really needs to go back to d drawing board cos from his own admission at their recent meeting, his cabinet have really disappointed with some irrational and ill-advised policies. There's no shame in seeking advice and help from other renown experts. Let the APC put aside it's political differences, swallow it's pride and invite some of the economic policy makers from the previous administration to brainstorm and compare notes. Even if dey have to hid and do it justice to salvage the economy.

And zombies and the APC took turns to rain insults on the "bling bling" pastor like dey called him and at some point even claimed he was smuggling weapons... Dis jus goes to show how far d APC went jus to unseat GEJ. How e wan com take beta for dem?

ControlX:
Should we be surprised at all??
"These APC rubbish has exposed many Nigerians for the soulless hypocrites they really are.
During GEJ tenure, fuel scarcity was seen as a sign of ineptitude on the part of Jonathan but today under Buhari, fuel scarcity has suddenly become the fault of oil marketers. We now sleep at the filling station just to buy fuel and kerosene at exorbitant prices if you are lucky to even get the products at all.
During GEJ tenure, we swore we would never sleep until we # bringbackourgirls . Today, we no longer wanna bring them back. Aunty Oby has since retired. Govt is no longer a continuum, you know.
Back then, under GEJ, once boko haram strikes, we would call for Jonathan's head but today, we now dismiss victims of boko haram attack as 'soft targets'. Hearing us call them 'soft targets', you would be forgiven to think those innocent victims weren't Nigerians who deserve protection from their own govt. Fulani terrorists now kill and maim Nigerians while we limit the blame on just the security agencies alone forgetting that President Buhari is the man we employed to keep us safe.
Today, some of my atheist friends who almost lynched Jonathan for praying to a wall in Israel then are now the ones reminding me that President Buhari had a right to practice his religion when I drew their attention to the photo of him (Buhari) praying in Saudi Arabia dressed like my 'Ogboni' uncle.
I remember how we almost sent 'Amadioha' after Jonathan for attending a campaign rally in kano less than 24 hours after dozens were killed in Nyanya bomb blast. But when hundreds of people mostly women and children were burnt alive in
# Dalori by boko haram, the next day, Buhari was laughing, dancing and cutting cake in Ogun state, yet, there was no outrage.
If you are among those now celebrating all the things you frowned at under Jonathan, it is high time you had a one-on-one with your conscience.
Supporting your President and urging him on even when it is very clear that he is progressing in error, is not you being a patriotic citizen. That is you being a hopeless pathetic soulless sycophant!"

Bros how many bottles of origin u go drink?? Zombies go term u a wailer but we accept so long as dey accept d term zombies... 1000 likes for u jare.

Well according to Lienus Muhammed, d VP was working with the World Bank to determine who falls into the category of "the poor" (Channels sunrise daily). So make Senate kip am till we see who d poor are..

Those of U bashing the judiciary are funny... Wen d prosecution team doesn't do it's investigations and homework well dats what happens. D EFCC instead of taking it's time to block all necessary loopholes dat might arise or encumber d trial process by way of motions Suitland counter suits, they prefer to open their big mouths in d media. D justice system is always flexible and can b maneuvered by a smart legal team.. Lay ur blames where it should b which is the EFCC who have been making fools of demselves with their ill-preparedness and shabby investigations.

Fourwinds:
are u to blame DSS or EFCC or our judiciary.? we saw how James Iburi case went in d UK. it was done swiftly

Yessss we are to blame both the DSS and EFCC who seem only ready for media trial.. Instead of d EFCC taking their time to complete investigations and have all the facts and evidences needed for a speedy trial, they resort to media fallacies and made to look like morons wen dey get to the courts. All dey eventual going to courts for would b whether to grant bail or not. Ibori's case was speedy because the prosecution was straight forward in presenting it's case in d courts and d evidences were there for all to see. What u see in d media is wat transpired in d courts. Here d media is awash with "reliable source" evidences even before the persons are arrested.

Fourwinds:
so because Dasuki is arrested., does it mean he shouldn't be properly tried before sentenced. it is always good to use ur God given brain...

Why d name "zombie" dey always activate una?? If u had any brains at all then u would have known not to quote a comment dat directly doesn't concern u and u barely understand. Oh wait u b zombie oo. All ur likes understand is "EFCC arrests, traces, links and indicts.... in 2.billion scandal.... What me I'm asking dem, not U, is how many of the indicted people so far have been proven guilty. I still remember d EFCC are embarrassing themselves in court over the Metuh case, Dasuki's trial is yet to fully commence even though he is in the custody of the EFCC abi DSS and d other cases are still being adjourned and delayed over really frivolous claims. Naturally of dey prove their case against d indicted ones, it would give dem more evidence and grounds to go after others involved in the so-called scandal...

Dat dog don chop d ass oooo...

Na aptitude test u wan organise for her?

If say d sauce make sense I for comment mind but make I reserve my comment. By the way FIRS have been and are actually still doing backyard recruitment so dat one na true.

oya zombies food don done oooo... By the way, What happened to the ones dey already "arrested". Have dey been found guilty yet?

And yet some mofos will b screaming changi!! Chanji!!... Last time I checked APC is still d majority in the house of Assembly.

Trust me, zombies will com and claim TVC is even better than Aljazeera.

Mjshexy:
Mr man i wish u can go through my write up again, i never said those that decamped to APC re saints, all i said was dat even if most APC members now were former PDP members they won't be able to loot & misbehave the way they did under pdp because APC has a leader whose name is Buhari, a disciplined man. As for the reasonable men i was referring to in pdp, Adeshina the former Agric min is one. And as for d budget investigations re still ongoing, u should knw that budget padding has always been a regular occurrence b4 now but was only exposed now & that's why u & i are screaming & asking questions y and how it happened.

Mr. Oga, ur write up was clearly trying to exempt some former PDP members based on the list d previous writer made especially those now in APC. He clearly pointed out most of the now key APC chieftains who oversaw the years of "rot" d APC kips blaming the PDP for. If the APC blames the PDP and rightfully so for all those years of rot, then what moral justifications do dey have since those same ppl are now now d same ruling class. And as for d budget padding, it wasn't exposed now for all to see like u claim neither was it exposed by ur saint govt. Every other govt defends their budget via MDA's before now and d Senate removes/includes items it deems fit and necessary/surplus and I remember the media has always carried those same budgets except u want to tell me d majority APC members in d Senate are witch hunting their own govt?? It was prepared by d same govt u claim want to do things differently. Ok let us assume and believe they had no idea as to how d "paddings" came in, what was d punishment for d so-called culprits? If corruption by virtue of padding d budget deserves reshuffling from one dept/office to d other then who is fooling who.

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