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The same issue occurred four years ago on the same day...we hardly learn.

HumanistMike:
I'll make N30 million naira this year. Don't know how but I'll make it.

Like if want a piece of this blessing.

Share if you want 2 pieces of the blessing.

Like and share if you want 3 pieces of the blessing.

Learnt u can take ur likes n share to the bank and become a millionaire...good luck

sepbae:
Fine guy like this dey steal

This is Nigeria

Meanwhile guys are you bored and in need of some entertainment?..
Then kindly add me now on Skype at Isabel okoh for a video chat session

Serious buyer's only!

If am a serious buyer...wait what do u have to sell to me on Skypego and get a job jare..

I no for mind the SUV plus her ATM pin number now...

Lol

[quote author=Kobicove post=68341151]Who blotted out the 'oranges', who?! [/quoti


I suspect its not an orange rather its fried egg...

Boyooosa:
Yours sincerely


Pls remove wise from your moniker before I can reply to your comment.
You contradict everything about wisdom here!

Oga English is not my mother tongue...

My question is where do all this goods end up in....this edible items can feed the IDP camps, yet they suffer....

Factfinder1:
God dey open door for this one he dey here dey shout please help are you mad

Na which time that same God go open ur own door for me....even if the door no open finish or e don spoil I go manage am..

Thank u Mikel Obi for promising president Buhari to bring back the world cup trophy.let him taste how sour it is to promise and fail.

Falz d badguy.....this is Nigeria

Star boy Wizzy food is ready....

Hmmn

If u gv this one to Nigerian mechanics to change common oil,they must test drive it....

This guy will die either by marrying her corpse or from Nigerian cops...after them wash her body n undies give am the water drink,u come live with the corpse for 2weeks without food,death go dey hungry u while for the Nigerian police na one hand...

Octaves:
is that really pregnancy, if so, happy for her

Noooo she now has kwashiorkor.... Mtcheeeew

The only way a true African man would climb that mountain is if you put money on the summit....na Igbo man go 1st reach top..

Rextayne:
OK I have a sweet and healthy banana inbetween my legs, ladies do you want to chop?

Is it the one with AIDS or u hv another one??

CriticMaestro:
E get one of my friend in secondary school , they were given an assignment to draw a live goat that was tied near a tree...my friend managed to draw the body but head of the goat was proving too difficult to draw...so he drew the tree to cover the goat's head....
Na there I know say talent na talent ..person wey get get am

nd oh yes he stopped attending creative art class

My case was different...we were asked to draw a chair in primary 2,u know d usual "h" as chair...me n a friend decided to draw a complete one with arm rest etc and we got punished for going the extra mile....

The last four pix looks like a modelling/ad pix....

EsotericMonk:
Guy don't bring that one here abeg. Penalty shits over Wo till tomorrow.
Ok tell me, can you grove ur babe in the club when Wo is playing?
Penalty is a party get-up song man. Even the dancing Senator has it on auto-play.

Guy have u heard of a dance called shaku shaku?can u tell me the song that birth that dance?go on YouTube then type Wo...

Charmerbeautylooks:
Pls someone should direct me on how to go from idumota Lagos to main market Onitsha. I want to buy my sanitary pant

Pls take ur issue of blood far away...

BedLam:
That is what happens when you are not innovative just like most other Nigerian businesses like Dangote and Globalcom. These guys just rake in analogue money with no innovation on their side. After many years, these people can't drill oil. We still use Foreign companies to drill our own oil. Meanwhile China the world's largest importer of oil has one of the biggest Oil companies in the world.

You hear of Gazprom of Russia, Saudi Aramco and you wonder what we are doing in this part of the world.

The future will tell. I'm sure one day, cement won't be tasting this sweet.

The company, majority owned by billionaire, Femi Otedola, has also been in talks with a major refinery to form a strategic partnership for local refining of petroleum products.



Ur statement shows y the rich would always be rich...this guy knows importing fuel would soon go extinct with dangote refinery n co...so he has decided to partner n build than keep importing..

ebukahandsome:
People wey sabi.that song is trash.
Right here ,he will bang
Artist of the year
Song of the year
Best new act
Best video.
He go win award taya with that yeye song.

The award he was hoping to win was most popular song and as long as me n u both know his song then he deserved it...so are u trying to tell me that:
Dj's playing the song are rubbish?
O.A.P's playing the song are rubbish?
People that have the song on their phones are rubbish?
People that danced to the song are rubbish?

I guess u might just be the only rubbish I see here,were is LAWMA when u need them..

emmayayodeji:
Due to our different locations
Different internet providers respond differently
So let's rank these 4 internet providers according to how fast they are (fastest to slowest)

key
Airtel- A
Globacom-G
Etisalat- E
Mtn- M





So here is mine
E,A,M,G

Drop urs below

Op add ntel to ur list....its faster than mtn,airtel,glo,etisalat put together...

Wow I use to know this baba,we called him engineer,I lived in the palace compound back in my unilag days...if u lived in abule oja which is a stone throw from unilag,u wld know him...may his soul rest in peace

NaijaMutant:
All I want to say is that Buhari's economy is a cursed economy

U also sound cursed....Where was Nigeria mentioned in the write up or ur fish brain thinks such loss is only in Nigeria

Pls don't pick n use a sim/phone that isn't registered in ur name...

kuuljay:
he why didn't he invest it in onitsha

Pls communicate in English...

Ikpongiton:
we cannot move forward if west and east continue to fight.

I feel u ja re,some peeps can make u want to come n beat them up in real life...

kuuljay:
Good,fear Yoruba's,others are busy chanting shithole while the motherfuckers are busy working at night

Its as if u are blind abidoes that sound like a yourbas man name??


The promoter of the project and Chairman of Integrated Oil and Gas Company Limited, Capt Emmanuel Iheanacho disclosed this in a chat with journalists in Lagos.

NwaNimo1:
Looks like an 'assembly line' to me......... what's actually being manufactured in the pics?

Components being put together = assembly.

Components being made from raw materials = manufacture.

Credit to the man though....., him de try but he doesn't actually manufacture cars - he
assembles them!

U guys make me laff...how do u manufacture iron for components when ajaocuta steel company isnt fuctioning or is there any plastic company innoson can partner with??no