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my only question is,why in the US

Love Machine:
Where are the local materials found?

so when they said they would like inward what did you think they meant??most of this companies import anything I mean anything,if you leave them they will import the water they use for production..

just wondering who went into the pool to snap this...harrysong or that die n wake artiste..lol

vicola0281:
...jeez 3rd to comment... even for diz hard economy, am making progress on nairaland

Pls define progress?thnkz

Topiipii:
Did you know that helmets are colour coded and that these colours determine who wears them?

Oyibo and this there superiority theory,why must top supervisors,managers be on white helmet and not black in colour..thank God sha tissue paper is still white

[quote author=Aufbauh post=49282465]FLASHBACK: “Don’t vote Muhammadu Buhari. He will put all of us in jail and i cannot be carrying food to my husband in prison”- Dame Patience Faka Jonathan a.k.a Mama Peace (The Woman who saw tomorrow)[/quote

I think she's good at predictions..wish she could assist me on my football predictions...bt really her husband might end up being d one taking the food to her..

AnodaIT:
Lol, imagine N64k for small earpiece alone. Which may only work with Apple

Does the earpiece hear the voice of God or the trumpet when it will sound??

conductor1:
Source: http://www.somtoo.com/2016/09/operation-crocodile-smiles-is-joke.html

Let's assume it's a joke,why don't you guys come out to play let's see if the crocodile will smile at you guys..

Delegate:
Make sure yhu carry the head of all ur community with you..

'the head'...pls his he a ritualist??.

If he signed the indemnity form then he should know better..am a graduate of urban n regional planning unilag..and out of the five depts under Environment,building is the worst..

Trut:
When has it become a crime to name a dog whatever name you like?

What's ur fathers name?so I cn do same..then we cn has this conversation..

GossipGirl1:
Too bad mine won't size her

Is ur milk factory that small,i think u need some expansion and i have capable hands..

Real madrid took morata back,Barcelona took Denis suarez back,Dortmund took Gotze back,Atletico want Diego costa back,Chelsea want Lukaku back so why not swallow your pride,pickup the phone and call your 'Ex',negotiate for a return..

LuvU2:
Fabulove men who cheat on their wives still love them. I can cheat on a man and still love him.

so after u have done touch ur toes,somersault,missionary,tea bag,doggie with someone else n u think u wld still love ur husband the same way...n if ur new toy isnt sexual good u look for another n another..what is the difference btw u n cynthia that stands on the road,let me guess she get paid n u dont..

Vanillaskin:
Who the fu*k cares
You telling us this now after all these years is just to distract us from the main issue

And the main issue now
1. Dollar is 400 and still going up.
2. They say I should not marry a man who no get work, but my boyfriend no get work but he's got so much potential just that the economy di bad.
3. Who get light, I wan charge my phone. I never see light for house for 3 days now

And before I forget.... I no sabi cook....

If the government dnt gv ur bf a job he shld create one and u dnt knw how to cook?it's either ur future husband go eat indomie tire or menopause or stop go be ur best friend..

FlawlesRebirth02:
comman fvck now..... Oshiiiiiiiii

will u take less?

[quote author=tit post=47604046]nice one.
remi the smelling pussy has a history of violence in the senate.
na so, she go attack obanikoro. Nice moniker if u cn call a fellow woman wat u typed in the 1st 2 lines then check properly cuz u r nt a woman.

Dollyak:
You know the amount of 215MW plant required to ensure stable electricity? At this rate your won't have steady light in the next 30 years.

babe y r u thinkin this way?so u think all plants constructed across country is nw 215mw..for ur info mambila is 3000mw when fully constructed.

Later some will say the north is getting all the development when the NDA are busy blowing the existing ones in the south,what BH boys wont do at the north..

HateU2:
Naughtynaughty, is this true?


I like using 'Whatever' which mean 'fcck you'
It's a sign of respect

since its a sign of respect..whatever to u too

Oh oh oh iganmode grams 3x we are hardworking,we are determined,with us believing God,we shall surely succeed.knowledge and virtue our motto.. i hv tried lol,old sch days..IGANMODE GRAMMAR SCHOOL OTTA .'01 SET'.best sch in Ogun state.

Cutehector:
It's obvious dat Nigeria is just a joke

Bt the nigerian has battery life to reply the south african n i also hv battery life to say it cn only get better

BuddhaPalm:
You really want to go back?

No internet, mobile phones, air conditioned cars, PC's, etc.

Sometimes i want to bcuz bk then the naira cld stand the dollar, yh the economy of this great nation was in a right path, yes i want to cuz we had when that wld prefer to die in her home cuz of her kid, then we had women who were naturally beautiful n were also virgins, when politics wasnt politrics, really sometimes i want to...

This morning student of unilag took to the streets to protest the poor studying condition from poor electricity supply to water... This is the only picture i could take, i broke the rule of 'dont snap in a riot'..

This morning student of unilag took to the streets to protest the poor studying condition from poor electricity supply to water... This is the only picture i could take, i broke the rule of 'dont snap in a riot'..

I laff at comments am reàding cuz most off us dont even know the genesis of p'square.. From the little i read bout the band, jude was the brain behind senoriita one of the grps major hit.. He directed n invested massively in them.. So he deserves a lot of credit.. People disagree to agree..

I remember my jss 1 days,my maths teacher would come to class n the first word she usually said was my name n if I wasn't around she would ask of my wwhereabout,this happened for years.till today I dnt know why she was doing that even when students echoed along she wasn't embarrassed.mad crush

liljboy:
Must It Be A White Wedding Gown?? Cos This Couple Killed It (pic)

White may be traditional these days for most of us, but you can be wedding-ready in colors.

a woman is xpected 2 b pure(a virgin) so that is wat d white signifies.

but meself go like do assignment...

cktheluckyman:
But you are yet to prove he stole a dime!! Take him to court and prove your case or forever remain silent!!

ur comment was wat made me log in..you dont use monies meant for arms to do assignments dont you get...doing an assignmet for GEJ isnt bad bt d sources of paymdnt is the ish..

bankylan:
When I hear 'Christians ' say Buhari is their answered prayer, it reminds me of Abraham and Sarah's thought that Ishmael was their answered prayer. Thank God Isaac came, but the result of their action is the terrorism the world faces today.
Sad indeed that we still have the galatians in the church today!

if God could use a donkey then he can use anyone..

uchennamani:
let me devote some time to you then. My names are Uche Nnamani. I'm a proud igbo person. Why am I proud? I'm proud because we, the Igbos, have the biggest equity in Nigeria. I'm proud because the igbos controlled all the major commercial points in all the states of the federation. I'm proud because we are not marginalized in this country. Perhaps, before, but not since the return to civilian rule in 1999. I'm proud because it took an igbo priest in the person of Rev. Mbaka to come bold and criticize GEJ's government when the ship of our statehood was being led astray by the last administration. Mbaka's new year message was not a prophecy that PMB will be assassinated; rather, his message was that some bad people that nearly killed this country will try and kill him but they won't succeed. A person of your standard ought to equipped with analytical skills to unravel a post like this. This and more reasons is why I said that your comprehension skill is rather low. Did you go to school in the north?

my name is uche nnamani and not 'are' or was the guy u quoted a classmate of urs?