₦airaland Forum

sojiboy:
I bet it, outside Oau Ile ife, no other tertiary institution in Nigeria can stand the architectural design of my Alma-mata. I heard a he-goat and a shepopotamus saying Gibberish about the school... I sympathize with their newest breed of stupidity

This must be a joke. That Poly in Ado is even finer. I visited both during my days in Ife. It used to be called UNAD then. Too terrible to be called a University.

babs01:
I graduated frm unad nd dts wat z in certificate ok? u can appeal dat or hug transformer

You are an illiterate. Which School is called UNAD? By the time the Federal Govt create a University in Ado Ekiti and call it UNAD, I guess everyone will be wondering how you graduated in a School created in 2017 seven years before it was created.

babs01:
I REP EKSU(UNAD)

Better wake up ! Only a Fed University will ever be called UNAD. It's EKSU!

kingstylo01:
Any man who lays a finger on his wife deserves to be locked up in the zoo!

How fortunate my future wife is!

#TeamNeverLaYaFingerOnYourSpouse

Na people like you dey beat una wife pass.

duduhemit36:
smoking hot

Gay man...

Soreza:
How tall is psquare,does any knows their height

Another A level Question...

wheredemdey:
Bia ,what is so lovely and beautiful about this attire??this is obscene..especially annie's own
We are africans for goodness sake...why will a mother go out almost naked??..and you are here yapping anyhow..

Please use ur data wisely..dont come and be posting rubbish....its 2015.

Beef...

Aprime:
Sorry guys. I'm Jobless ATM.



Is the guy using her or are they helping each other. Nothing wrong at all if it's the latter.



LMAO. Never trust a woman who tells you her age.
If a lady tells you her very secret, Biko, RUN.



Huh? It's her choice. And polygamy is allowed.



Now Is this even possible?



@Romeo & Juliet et: continue fighting for your love.
All is fair in love and in war. Never mind.



Give your virginity to your husband.
Not to someone with a bride price.



This is funny.
How can they both be bathing together, and at the same time, him taking secret shots?



They cook to eat too.
It's not like the guy is eating alone.



How do you know he's only deceiving her?
PDF is acceptable for lovers.

Don't mind the yeye Man of god.

Sweet sex fire....

dekronik:
I have said I am not a supporter of any of them, I'm just clarifying issues. David Mark is a graduate of NDA, have you ever seen anywhere where they have called his degree in his CV? If you say I'm ignorant then illuminate me with your knowledge Mr Know-all.
People don't realise that the military as an institution is a highly structured body with all manner of proffessionals. Do you know that in some foreign countries its the military that bulds bridges and some form of contruction work. Ask youself why US sent 3000 soldiers to Liberia to tackle Ebola virus when there are many civilian doctors in US. Its because those sent are proffessional doctors and nurses even though they are soldiers. Hey friend, you are the one that's ignorant here please. Like I said, I'm not a supporter of any and I'm not APC or PDP either. I laugh when I read that PDP called GMB a semi-illitrate. What defines an illitrate? So all the courses he attended in US, UK, India etc are almajiri courses right. If after attending all those courses he is still a "semi-illitrate" then I think those countries should close down those institutions because they churn out "semi--llitrates". I don't blame them. Its the Nigerian mentality. A country were gradutes of polytechnic are hindered from fulfilling their potentials just because there is no "BSc" in their CV. I will vote for a groundnut seller if he gives me a credible manifesto. Its not about BSc or B.Tech. This nation is realy a joke.

Crap!

Femi nor try at all.

jaybee3:
I guess your brain ain't porous enough to understand the dynamics of lobbying

Hmm, you mean the MD of First bank can also lobby to take over GTB? Only a Bank in distress can be taken over like this and with due process. In your confinement, out of your 'porous' brain, you feel Jonathan can just 'take' one bank and hand it over to another. You are retarded!!

jaybee3:
Any connection between this deal and Tunde Ayeni's donation to GEJ's re-election campaign fund

Una go just dey yarn rubbish. Do you think this is like trading a bowl of Oha soup with a bowl of Egusi soup? Selling a bank is a serious business.

igbeke:
exactly! The helmsman is a perpetual failure. Just pray his supporters will not as usual, go on killing spree on innocent Nigerians come 2015.

I would have given Buhari a slight chance assuming he chose Fashola as running mate. This Combo is a definite 'loss'!!

This picture looks like a 'failure'.

sukkot:
na him sabi

Beef

whizfache:
fank god i made it..pls is dat atiku or ibb or who..and pls is dat tiwa savage

You are so immature.

excelsia:
Hi there, sorry I don't know what CWAY is but what about a water filter? Brita and Pur are great brands.

Where can I get this please?

I was brought up in a house where our drinkable water is fetched directly from the tap. Even while in boarding school and in the University, I fetched my drinkable water directly from the tap. Somehow, when I started working, I rented an apartment where the tap was so dirty. Even when I asked a plumber to wash the tank, I still couldn't drink water from the tap. I kept remembering how he dipped his dirty legs inside the tank so I resulted into CWAY. Now, I am married and live with my family in a house we built. We have a bore hole and two overhead tanks while a tap is directly linked to the bore hole. Hubby washes the two tanks himself at least once in three months. We have so many people staying with us at the moment(relatives and workers)and I have been trying to convince my hubby that we do not need to waste money on CWAY since the tanks are clean and one tap is even connected directly but he thinks if we need to fetch our water from the tap, then it must be boiled. I have tried to boil the water once but I don't like the taste coupled with the fact that u have to wait till it cools down. For me, CWAY is a waste of money especially if you have a large family. I am thinking of an alternative source of getting a good drinkable water....

Processor01:
Yes, except for the Student library, you can read anywhere in the school. My usual spots are that Engineering area (Dubbing center) and some corner at Sciences.

OK. Many Tx..

Processor01:
Since what year if I may ask? Passed by the library you mentioned, opposite DSTv, but it was under chain and keys and looked deserted.

@Ndidibabe...today, I used the library mentioned by Teskyman at the Yaba Psychiatric Hospital. Did I just say library? It is actually a small hall upstairs with a few chairs but if you don't mind the noise being made by constant vehicular movements, then this place could be ideal for a 'solo' study.

I might have to revert to Unilag.

So a non Unilag Student can read inside d school? Is that possible? If so, where?

dreydee:
that's where I did my secondary education. I know that girl at the extreme left of the first picture.
it's ananya. my .......




she's Turkish.

You must have woken up now

Agybabe:
It may be love. Don't you watch oyinbo film?

They're like "he looks so cute and innocent when he sleeps"

BTW, op just 2 weeks and she's moved in? I give you hand o. #Twale.



~>MaLady<~

Infact, me raise ma two hands. #double twale..

DjAndroid:
We were chatting last night when My neighbour, a single female banker told me what they (single ladies ) are facing in her office.

She said, despite most of them being beautiful, their male customers always prefer and go after their cleaners, messengers and security personnel instead of the polished bankers.

She said that she has witnessed about 6 weddings of their cleaners who got married to their customers.

She was asking if men think they will be very expensive to maintain due to the way they dress.

After so much talk I didn't just know what to tell her.

Guys, Any opinion why this happens ?

Is she a teller? There is a difference between a Banker and a Bank worker.

Hello, Peeps. I hear the court has given FRSC the right to enforce the purchase of new Plate numbers. Anyway, I go very early to work and come back so very late. They can't find me except during weekend. However, I will like to know what is happening in Town. Have they started arresting?

[quote author=Billyonaire post=27772148]OP, On your request, Behold Uyo, a better town than Lagos when it comes to roads and lighting.

[/quote For real?

Smart girl. She prefers an 00N.

ALISMILE:
Wher do u sch or finished frm? Wher am workin my contemporaries frm all d so called Fed unis re not half as good as I am!not boasting lad! Don't ever kid ursef u re batter than others! Its mostly jus down to opportunities! After all I ve seen lots of folks who attended some of these fed unis in d SW. Listening to them sometime is sooooo unbelievably funny! With due respect to d SW!

Does the 60% in my comment mean anything to you?

ALISMILE:
Durin my time in AAU, for about five yrs not even a single person emerged wit 1st class.

What do you expect? 60 percent of Students in all these State Universities are those rejected by Federal Universities due to poor JAMB score. Where will the first class come? Hian!!

joedejana:
This is the reason why I own MTN, GLO, Airtel, and Etisalat sim cards

Poor man mentality.

OkikiOluwa1:
A song for Barca Fans & Noisemakers...
In Davido's voice, for the song Aye
You can call him Penaldo, call him Divenaldo
But I call Ronaldo, Ororonaldo
The guy is too much
The best penarity taker in the world
I dey feel you Ronaldo
I dey gbadun you style eh
Your jubilation, I mean that gunman pose.
Last Bullet
Oh, I m too much. I never knew I could compose song & sing for Real Madrid.
Barca die, die, die!

This is so childish.

Gorgeous58:
Interesting... With his wack songs and wack lyrics, females still jump on him? Anyways, illiterates full Naija together with people wey no sabi music.

I seriously concur.