₦airaland Forum

Sweet sex fire....

dekronik:
I have said I am not a supporter of any of them, I'm just clarifying issues. David Mark is a graduate of NDA, have you ever seen anywhere where they have called his degree in his CV? If you say I'm ignorant then illuminate me with your knowledge Mr Know-all.
People don't realise that the military as an institution is a highly structured body with all manner of proffessionals. Do you know that in some foreign countries its the military that bulds bridges and some form of contruction work. Ask youself why US sent 3000 soldiers to Liberia to tackle Ebola virus when there are many civilian doctors in US. Its because those sent are proffessional doctors and nurses even though they are soldiers. Hey friend, you are the one that's ignorant here please. Like I said, I'm not a supporter of any and I'm not APC or PDP either. I laugh when I read that PDP called GMB a semi-illitrate. What defines an illitrate? So all the courses he attended in US, UK, India etc are almajiri courses right. If after attending all those courses he is still a "semi-illitrate" then I think those countries should close down those institutions because they churn out "semi--llitrates". I don't blame them. Its the Nigerian mentality. A country were gradutes of polytechnic are hindered from fulfilling their potentials just because there is no "BSc" in their CV. I will vote for a groundnut seller if he gives me a credible manifesto. Its not about BSc or B.Tech. This nation is realy a joke.

Crap!

Femi nor try at all.

jaybee3:
I guess your brain ain't porous enough to understand the dynamics of lobbying

Hmm, you mean the MD of First bank can also lobby to take over GTB? Only a Bank in distress can be taken over like this and with due process. In your confinement, out of your 'porous' brain, you feel Jonathan can just 'take' one bank and hand it over to another. You are retarded!!

jaybee3:
Any connection between this deal and Tunde Ayeni's donation to GEJ's re-election campaign fund

Una go just dey yarn rubbish. Do you think this is like trading a bowl of Oha soup with a bowl of Egusi soup? Selling a bank is a serious business.

igbeke:
exactly! The helmsman is a perpetual failure. Just pray his supporters will not as usual, go on killing spree on innocent Nigerians come 2015.

I would have given Buhari a slight chance assuming he chose Fashola as running mate. This Combo is a definite 'loss'!!

This picture looks like a 'failure'.

sukkot:
na him sabi

Beef

whizfache:
fank god i made it..pls is dat atiku or ibb or who..and pls is dat tiwa savage

You are so immature.

excelsia:
Hi there, sorry I don't know what CWAY is but what about a water filter? Brita and Pur are great brands.

Where can I get this please?

I was brought up in a house where our drinkable water is fetched directly from the tap. Even while in boarding school and in the University, I fetched my drinkable water directly from the tap. Somehow, when I started working, I rented an apartment where the tap was so dirty. Even when I asked a plumber to wash the tank, I still couldn't drink water from the tap. I kept remembering how he dipped his dirty legs inside the tank so I resulted into CWAY. Now, I am married and live with my family in a house we built. We have a bore hole and two overhead tanks while a tap is directly linked to the bore hole. Hubby washes the two tanks himself at least once in three months. We have so many people staying with us at the moment(relatives and workers)and I have been trying to convince my hubby that we do not need to waste money on CWAY since the tanks are clean and one tap is even connected directly but he thinks if we need to fetch our water from the tap, then it must be boiled. I have tried to boil the water once but I don't like the taste coupled with the fact that u have to wait till it cools down. For me, CWAY is a waste of money especially if you have a large family. I am thinking of an alternative source of getting a good drinkable water....

Processor01:
Yes, except for the Student library, you can read anywhere in the school. My usual spots are that Engineering area (Dubbing center) and some corner at Sciences.

OK. Many Tx..

Processor01:
Since what year if I may ask? Passed by the library you mentioned, opposite DSTv, but it was under chain and keys and looked deserted.

@Ndidibabe...today, I used the library mentioned by Teskyman at the Yaba Psychiatric Hospital. Did I just say library? It is actually a small hall upstairs with a few chairs but if you don't mind the noise being made by constant vehicular movements, then this place could be ideal for a 'solo' study.

I might have to revert to Unilag.

So a non Unilag Student can read inside d school? Is that possible? If so, where?

dreydee:
that's where I did my secondary education. I know that girl at the extreme left of the first picture.
it's ananya. my .......




she's Turkish.

You must have woken up now

Agybabe:
It may be love. Don't you watch oyinbo film?

They're like "he looks so cute and innocent when he sleeps"

BTW, op just 2 weeks and she's moved in? I give you hand o. #Twale.



~>MaLady<~

Infact, me raise ma two hands. #double twale..

DjAndroid:
We were chatting last night when My neighbour, a single female banker told me what they (single ladies ) are facing in her office.

She said, despite most of them being beautiful, their male customers always prefer and go after their cleaners, messengers and security personnel instead of the polished bankers.

She said that she has witnessed about 6 weddings of their cleaners who got married to their customers.

She was asking if men think they will be very expensive to maintain due to the way they dress.

After so much talk I didn't just know what to tell her.

Guys, Any opinion why this happens ?

Is she a teller? There is a difference between a Banker and a Bank worker.

Hello, Peeps. I hear the court has given FRSC the right to enforce the purchase of new Plate numbers. Anyway, I go very early to work and come back so very late. They can't find me except during weekend. However, I will like to know what is happening in Town. Have they started arresting?

[quote author=Billyonaire post=27772148]OP, On your request, Behold Uyo, a better town than Lagos when it comes to roads and lighting.

[/quote For real?

Smart girl. She prefers an 00N.

ALISMILE:
Wher do u sch or finished frm? Wher am workin my contemporaries frm all d so called Fed unis re not half as good as I am!not boasting lad! Don't ever kid ursef u re batter than others! Its mostly jus down to opportunities! After all I ve seen lots of folks who attended some of these fed unis in d SW. Listening to them sometime is sooooo unbelievably funny! With due respect to d SW!

Does the 60% in my comment mean anything to you?

ALISMILE:
Durin my time in AAU, for about five yrs not even a single person emerged wit 1st class.

What do you expect? 60 percent of Students in all these State Universities are those rejected by Federal Universities due to poor JAMB score. Where will the first class come? Hian!!

joedejana:
This is the reason why I own MTN, GLO, Airtel, and Etisalat sim cards

Poor man mentality.

OkikiOluwa1:
A song for Barca Fans & Noisemakers...
In Davido's voice, for the song Aye
You can call him Penaldo, call him Divenaldo
But I call Ronaldo, Ororonaldo
The guy is too much
The best penarity taker in the world
I dey feel you Ronaldo
I dey gbadun you style eh
Your jubilation, I mean that gunman pose.
Last Bullet
Oh, I m too much. I never knew I could compose song & sing for Real Madrid.
Barca die, die, die!

This is so childish.

Gorgeous58:
Interesting... With his wack songs and wack lyrics, females still jump on him? Anyways, illiterates full Naija together with people wey no sabi music.

I seriously concur.

All na concept to collect tithe.

chibobo121:
no doubt, u re a good futball analist

Anal? As in Analist?

toecyne:
Please list the personal and club achievement he has that people like Wilfred bony, Solomon kalou(ivory coast), Sessegnon of Benin have not surpassed. Drogba led chelsea to a champions league trophy, Eto scored in 2 uefa champions league finals and won three UCL, yaya toure controlled the flow of man city and led them to 2 premier league titles, all africans.Please who did okocha lead ?

Okocha was a captain at Bolton. How many Africans have captained an English premiership Club ?

ayusco85:
how does this pictures changed the life of an ordinary nigerian for Gods sake?

...and when did a picture start changing people's life?

Oinnocent:
Hello my fellow NL,the kind of grammar u guys throw up here baffles me.dnt u know dat some of ur employers visit NL once in a while.let's take time to read our post bf we clk send.some said wia do u based? Did u got d mail? Hav dey call u? Etc pls we re graduates nd shld avoid little mistakes.tank u.its a suggestion sha not mocking anyone here.me too am not a perfect person.tanxxxx

Poo correcting shit!!

otipoju:
You must be a fool to call my analysis rubish. When he went to Fernebache, was the turkish leauge not a backwater leauge. Does this not align with what I said about his not being ambitious.

Tell me where the worlds greatest players are found. Do you find them at Bolton, Frankfurt, Fenerbache?

Gorge Weah a liberian from Black Africa was World best and Europe best playing for AC Milan.

Eto Samuel exploits at Barcelona will never be forgotten in Europe. So quit the " its because he is a blackman" crutches that you used to support your handicapped arguments to support mediocrity.

Stupid Old fool like you.

If you can't respect yourself by being civil, you should just shut your trap.

Will you keep your dirty mouth shut? So because Mikel plays for Chelsea makes him a better player than Okocha in his days? ''Jay Jay Okocha is so good that they named him twice''- a statement by an English Football commentator. I doubt if there is any present Nigerian Player that can be given such accolade. Comparing a Chelsea Bench warmer to a former Bolton captain is an insult of the highest order.

ogashman:
Just got my HND admission.ve paid my sch fees n even house rent.will be resuming lectures nxt week.
Can i apply for this?
Will it be possible for me to combine both?
Will it be advisable for me to defer the semester?

So many questions for the gods!! Why not apply, get lucky to be short listed for the aptitude test, pass the aptitude test, get lucky to be short listed for an interview, pass the interview, pass the medicals and receive an employment letter before you start giving yourself these numerous headaches? On the other,with this high level of discrimination, do people still go to Polytechnics to acquire HND?