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How is this possible, you sure say no be Ai?

I have said it numerous times in this forum, nothing pains a Nigerian big man more that visa rejection, loosing the ability to enter aeroplane, tell your puppies at home I want to go to London, new York etc to go and "rest".
Baba played a careless, agbaya, yeye game and he won a big beautiful price (in trumps way of speaking). Only him carried scissors to cut his grean card over issues in another man's country, meanwhile your own country case no balance ohh, you even contributed to the inbalance. You think America is naija where you talk and act any how and then use agbalaba, and our useless over respect levels to ride it out and face no consequences?
As keyamo once told him, law is not about Shakespeare and Romeo and Julie, remove mouth from what you know nothing about!
Imagine the shamelessness, only you tear green card, only you apply for regular visa using the lame excuse say them call you for tax audit, later they called you to come for visa review, you say you no go, them tell you say it means they will cancel the visa, you still talk say you no go show, the come kukuma cancel am you come here de disturb our peace de do press conference.
Funny baba.., him suppose join sabinus them de do comedy.
Nb: You do not have to physically present in America to lecture or teach about insignificant fields like literature, poem, African studies (African people weh Trump no even send in the first instance and will rather kick them out of the country), all those lectures can get given though zoom, what app and host of other online means.

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Who is this charlatan?

Op, does your mummy know you are on this journey?

All these cruise story you see online to attract traffic.
See who is giving someone tens of millions, where is the evidence even you have tens of million to give in the first place not to talk of presenting evidence you gave millions.

Pierocash:
No name from South East. By now, that clown called Reno omockery would have accused Obi of sponsoring coup, he would have been insulting the entire Igbo race . But now he has gone dumb

Don't sign him and others off ohh, they may still find a disingenuous way to include PO In this matter.

Racoon:
A gubernatorial candidate of a serious political party should never been seen glamorizing such a nonsense of indecent dressing.

The governance of a sophisticated state like Anambra is being sacrificed on the alter of sexualization of womanhood. That pictures belongs to her husband in the bedroom. Nonsense!

Do you have pics of the indecent dressing? Abeg share make guys see am.

Metcheeew, you never ready, small pikin de worry you.
Guess even if she had igbo name next thing you will say is she cannot pound yam or does not eat akpu.

They want it to be easier for politicians to carry more funds for vote buying. Imagine just 1 bullion van entering bourdillon instead of 4.
The bulkier the money the more difficult it is hence they stated using dollars.

Hassanmaye:
If you buy things from ali baba the shipping is the problem

Yeah, but there are shippers always advertising on social media, Nigerian companies that shop goods from China to naija. What happens is that you buy goods from alibaba and use the shippers address in China as your delivery point. The shopper than sends your goods to you in naija.

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tunjijones:
If they like make them no sell, na them go cry last last.

My friend lost over 4 million naira just last week.

Dem no dey tell person, bodi go tell them.

Lol, my circle of paddies too ohh, most moved their owo some months back at 1650 and above, even yours truelly send a little Iya Charlie at 2250+, but the bulk was kept here in naija, why? The hunch naira might improve as it seemed to have reach the peak of devaluation, besides the interest rates in the UK (e no fit reach 4%) was way worse that that of naija weh person de see 16% steady.
It seems those that kept their cash here are winning the gamble, if naira breaks the N1000 mark it means your 100m that was $62,500 will now be $100k!
Baba God abeg do am make baba seyi return naira to not just how him meet am at 700, but make him take am back to 200 his apc met it when they dragged power from Bros Jonah..

Rubbish post from that university Don.
What compitition is this guy saying should be a healthy one, is it the so called importers of petrol? If dangote had rather than gone into investing his money in refinery, invested in importation like the others, invested in blending plants in Ghana instead of malta, then started dragging price with fellow importers then you can talk of unhealthy competition as ghana is closer to Nigeria hence lower cost.
How can you say dangote is focused on a monopoly, it just as saying local farmers start chunning out tons of rice, good quality ones and at a cheaper price, you then say the local farmers are running unfair trade practice against the importers of rice from India, Thailand etc.
Those fuel importers, the tank farmers etc ought to have seen their business model was getting unsustainable and should have adjusted by investing in refineries. Rabiu of BUA is building his own refinary, the guy in Benin and others are building modular refinaries which is the future not importation or it's infrastructure.
The question is what do Nigerians want and what is good for our economy. Do we want to say Importers should continue and a market should be created for them or we want to give dangote and other investors full support. Do we want regulatory agencies to set a minimum price for petrol of which no one can sell lower just to ensure importers can have a margin. Ie if dangote sees he can sell at N200 and is OK with his profit, because we don't want to upset importers business, regulators will instruct dangote to sell at 900 so the importers can see some profit and continue business. Who suffers? We ordinary Nigerians that will have to pay more, our economy because our forex will go into importation thereby affecting the value of our currency.
Omo, naija problems too much.

MyGoodnesse:
Why are these politicians doing like this

Don't worry, when coastal road is ready all internal roads will no longer be needed, instead of using Benin sapele rosd just enter the trillion naira coastal road.

The security agencies should focus their energy on more important pressing threats to national security rather than dissipate energy on some fellow just catching cruise.

flokii:
Things dey happen for that U.K o.. any lady whether single or married can be used to cure konji.
I'm suspecting it's one of her co-workers she is having affair with.. for her to be seducing you means she is trying to bribe you so you don't react.
The only worry there is STDs and other deadly diseases one can get from cheating partner because most don't use condoms.

Na only UK e de happen? Oga it is worse here in naija. Bros, most women have one or two to do in their working places, expecially those cooperate ladies. I remember in the early 2000s when I had some consultancy work for one fellow like that living in a huge secluded bongalow in Ikeja gra. The house was his office and residence, his proper home was in ikoyi.
This man's bank manager was one Calabar lady from zenith bank (let me not mention the branch), yellow fine woman. Omo once the woman comes to this man's office, na the bed room them de do the meeting not the office side, married woman ohh, heavy duty nacking, infact both were so freeky the man say make I join am nack the lady say she like 2 some, I declined and left.
If most men know what their madams do at work, almost all the marriages for naija for don collapse.

Oga you be small pikin? You body too de in a hurry. Why did you not calm down, hold body and monitor her movement since you had the hotel booking, that way you would have confirmed any doubt you have or if it is jut coincidence. Now you have alerted her she will be more cautious.

Did anyone notice she does not have tattoos, her skin is without blemish. Not like those kangaroo women that will put some stupid marks on their skin, what the hell are they thinking?

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Why will you need to use cash for anything in China when you can link your cards to alipay or wechat pay apps, of which you then make payments through NFC or scanning barcode.
Oga at what level are you operating in China sef. We weh never physically go there seem to de more current than you.

This man!!
Just imagine the childishness from someone of that age, anyway they say the older you get the more you turn to a child. Did he think the Americans will come crying at his feet, to beg him because he destroyed his green card? Or come and revalidate his visa not in the consular office but at his residence at abeokuta? He thinks he is dealing with Nigerians, Omo Americans no send yah papa.. Country that he will mess up a 22 year old policeman will power slam and suflex his 90 year old frail body on concrete.
Anyway prof is 90y old, watin him de find to travel again.
I have always said nothing pains a Nigerian big man more than the fact that you restrict his movement from traveling to London, NY, Paris.

yarimo:
Eze finishing of agulu village Mr Peter obi won't you condemn the invasion of timi Sylva house by army?

70 year old man...

May God not give use children like Rotimi babalola Jr that will be so useless to resent us IJN.

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SamuraiXXX:
Whichever way, the guy must have been pulling in customers for you which was why you refused to sack him

OK, how it works is that you have multiple instructors, you start with one who then brings others, over time that one may leave and others continue. Oga i saw the regular way of putting staff there to receive payments was not reliable. Over time I moved to the arrangement where the gym was making weekly returns ie a fixed amount. They do minor maintaimance while I did the major ones once in a while.
Long and short I was not involved in the daily running of the place, that does not mean I did not know what what happening there.
Now why will I sack any of my instructors if the ladies like him despite his "smello". Watin de smell for my nose fit be perfume for another person nose naa.. Sometime back there was this topic on this forum about how often boxers should be changed, was it not here we saw people saying they are so clean that they can wear boxers for 1 week without it smelling? Lol. Was it not here generality of people recommended changing boxers after 2-3 days of wearing? Even you self who knows maybe you deem it fit to change yours every 5 days! Lol.
So I no go use my own judge another person.

Paraman:
Heads must roll for this nonsense. This economy saboteurs earn more exporting made in Nigeria goods.

How is it economic sabotage for a truck of cement to be bought and sold in a neighboring country? Some one is a willing seller and the other a buyer so what should be the problem? Is cement imported by Nigeria government and subsidized for Nigerians in which case selling to neighboring countries could be termed sabotage? in this case it is not. Dangote cement is private and last I checked is not subsidized for Nigeria market.
If a nearby town in Cameroon needs cement and the closest depot is further than a Nigerian town just across the border, should we not be happy they decide to buy from us?
That state governor says construction material are expensive in his state and therefore bans the export through his borders to force down prices, does that make any economic sense?

SamuraiXXX:
So you employed a dirty smelling guy to work in your gym?

No I employed him to work in the catholic monastery I use to own..

Metcheeew, Baba should go and rest, the world does not revolve around him, at least certainly not trumps crazy world.
A lot of people have have personal decisions to ignore America, if baba is doing so too why disturb our peace with it?

Brighton1:
I swear bro, All these gym instructors dey enjoy oo
If u see the way dem dey spread people wife legs like bedspread all in d name of training u sef go fear

Bros I don do gym business before, I know. Gym instructors I don get over the years de always run women. Them de service them steady. I had one case that was so bad, the woman told the guy to leave the work say she go maintain am. This woman had her hubby in Yankee, but was here with her kids. The beautiful woman rented and furnished an apartment for the guy, changed his wardrobe and placed him on heavy pocket money. He use to drive her car, a range rover sports. One person said what pained him pass was when he saw he kids calling the guy "uncle". Smelling guy ohh, those kind of guys you enter their apartment na so so shit you go de smell, that will walk past you and you smell shit as if he uses the loo and wears his pants without washing or wiping. Those type that will wear one boxer for 3 weeks till it turns to khaki. Omo, the woman was not even hiding the relationship, we use to wonder how such pretty, educated woman could roll with such dirty fellow. Anyway after some time she relocated to the US to join her husband, I wonder if she took him along with her

Abeg this story is not complete. Is he the owner of that building in which the shop is located? If he us not it means he likely rented that shop, how can he then claim his shop was demolished? Rather is it not the landlord that should be complaining his shop space has been demolished?
To give a better context the complainant instead of sitting a a tricycle crying should have done a proper video, showed the environment, interviewed his neighbors etc to show he was unjustly discriminated against because he is an igbo boy.

Na wah, I did not even bother looking at the names, I knew it will be my sistas.
Anyway we donate them to India, they can make use of valuable organs from their bodies as their contribution to society.