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15K for gala? abi agbado? in this Tinubu regime? are you mad?

The same idiots that did not see anything wrong with Tinubu's ministerial appointments that had less than 5% south easterners, thunder will fire all of you, fools, bigoted idiots!!!!

Una just dey start, suffering will kill all of you that supported wicked and clueless APC, this is just the beginning, una neva see anything sef...nonesense!!!!

Start with your self Tifnubu, investigate what? is it the Police that you have bought over that will investigate an election APC lost in Adamawa state? stop deceiving yourselves APC, Nigerians are wiser and know better, Posterity will judge all of you that are averting the will of the people, God will punish you all and your entire generations, idiots!!!

Big shame on ECOWAS and AU, you guys are a cesspit for the promotion of corruption in Africa. All other international observers faulted the elections as it was massively not free and fair but you guys saw it differently. If the 23rd February 2023 elections are deemed credible and worthy of emulation then you both institutions are a waste of space, despicable fools, God will punish you all. Buhari's legacy is nothing but corruption but God will expose him and all his APC cohorts, shame on them, nonsense!!!!

This is how Tinubu will die soon!!!!!

Stupid idiot and a fake prophet at that, who knows him, where is he from? bigoted fool, thunder fire you, come and chase Igbos away from Lagos if them born you well, otondo + ogun kill you, anuofia......

That is what their "structure" means, vultures....


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INEC is not serious and not independent .... Nigeria is gone

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I expected this anyways, Obi all the way!!!

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Them never see anything, Obi all the way!!!!



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I bought simba foreign bag of rice for 52k this week in Lagos, I bought the same bag of rice for 38k back in july this year, so it will get worse by December from the look of things.

Julio Englasias, love all his full albums even though i don't understand spanish

Funny enough, i mistakenly ran into VIO officers last week in Ojodu berger (Odozi street where they hide just before the bend towards berger market) and i couldn't reverse or run away, i practically ran into their trap. They checked my car papers which was up to date and my driving licence which was equally up to date, i was wearing my seat belt, everything was in place, i didn't panic, i just slowed down when they stopped me and after all these checks, they allowed me to go... was surprised, spent less than 5 minutes, but they can be terrible as i heard, maybe i was lucky or maybe i had nothing to fear as my particulars were ok.

stupid idiot, religious bigot,may God punish all these idiots hijacking the country with their rubbish antics!!!

Hi Nairalanders,

Please kindly advise me on the best Private Maternity Clinic/Hospital in the Ikeja area of lagos.
I and my wife have lost two of our babies due to pre-term rupture of the membrane at 5 months of pregnancy.
Please kindly advise. Thanks.

ChiefAzubuike1:
I blame the danfo driver for this. Why drive slowly under a bridge where trucks and trailers ply regularly? Knowing fully well that death can come from above at any given time. Its just like being in a war, fighter jets are roaring above and you're out on an open field . What do you think will happen?

Ewu, you are an efulefu, common sense you no get!

Dear Nairalanders,

I live in the Ojodu Area of Lagos and have visited all the places where I was directed to register for my Voter's card but when I visited all of these centers, I was told that they no longer register voter's cared.

The last place I went was St Peters Primary school at Testing ground bus-stop, I have visited several schools along lateef Jakande road in Ikeja and even went to a school opposite cement Bus stop, towards iyanapaja.

I don't know where else to go in order to get this Voter's card before the next elections.

Please kindly advise.

Thanks.

Please guys, I want to know if there is a special way to make my wife conceive a baby girl, we have three (3) boys already and we are planning for a last baby and hoping and praying that she is a girl. I know that God gives or blesses one with children but is there a way one can influence the sex of his baby?

Go for your MBA here in 9ja, millions of folks out there envy you and your current position. You can grow in your industry and remember that degrees or certificates cannot take the place of your hard earned years of experience, all the best in your future career, cheers!

You should accept it, though its poor but it is a starting point while you wait for the 6 figure salaries. I joined a telco after finishing my masters in the UK as a call center agent in 2009 when there was no one employing and there was serious global recession. It wasn't easy then as i was earning on 63k and the work was tedious but i persevered and today God has blessed me. Since then, I have had 3 promotions and i earn more than 300k after tax in the same company. So start, work-hard, believe in God and yourself and see where God will take you in the years to come. From here you can attend interviews to other companies where you can then showcase your skills and who knows what will happen instead of staying at home and accumulating so much gaps in your CV which you would struggle to explain when the opportunity for interview comes your way.

@Maxpayne, I wrote the test too last week but am yet to hear anything from them since then. Have they contacted u?

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