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RomanceRe: Have You Ever Been Caught Having Sex? by NeeKlaus: 3:25pm On Jul 10, 2017
iluvdonjazzy:
me na for toilet wen my elther brother catch me, even himself dey chop d girl too, my other brother too dey chop d girl, the girl dey america now.
Wait! Na family business una wan' set up ontop the girl kpekus?? grin grin
RomanceRe: Here Are The Real Names Of Most Romancelanders You May Or May Not Know by NeeKlaus: 2:09pm On Jul 10, 2017
Ghosttt:
Took a while bt I finally saw the golden selfless heart of nicklaus. At first I hated his arrogant character in d movie
I like his wits and exquisite sense of humour. His arrogance adds to the thrills of the movie..
RomanceRe: How Old Were You When You Had Your First Kiss? by NeeKlaus: 2:07pm On Jul 10, 2017
CuteEmma:
That should be 18... 200level second semester,
Hexcuse me, Ma'am? huh
RomanceRe: Here Are The Real Names Of Most Romancelanders You May Or May Not Know by NeeKlaus: 1:37pm On Jul 10, 2017
Ghosttt:
Nice moniker. I presume u got it from THE ORIGINALS?
Spot on! I am a great fan of Nicklaus Mikaelson and I realized it somehow rhymed with my name.

So, I adopted it. smiley
Technology MarketRe: Like New Samsung Galaxy S5 With Broken Screen For Sale Name Your Price by NeeKlaus: 10:42am On Jul 10, 2017
Oga, you nor gree show us the screen..na so e bad reach? grin
SportsRe: Get Paid For Doing 2 To 5mins Surveys by NeeKlaus: 10:36am On Jul 10, 2017
The Streetbees app doesn't open,Bruh.
I downloaded it from Play store.. it just hooks at a yellow blank page.
CelebritiesRe: Comedian Mr. Jollof Booed Off Stage At Funnybone's Show by NeeKlaus: 9:43am On Jul 10, 2017
1. You criticized EjaNla and you think you can go scot free?? You lie!!

2. If your jokes were actually funny, Nigerians would laugh to their heart's content. Everyone is looking for something to distract them from Buhari's permanent asylum in Britain and the Great Floods of Lekki. Since your jokes weren't funny, well...

3. And lastly, what the heck is Mr. Jollof?? Your stage name itself is enough to get you kicked off any stage at all.. undecided
RomanceRe: A Guy Who Doesn't Have A Place Of His Own Shouldn't KeepA Romantic Relationship by NeeKlaus: 9:01am On Jul 10, 2017
Doctorfitz:
Affirmative.
UNIBEN?
RomanceRe: A Guy Who Doesn't Have A Place Of His Own Shouldn't KeepA Romantic Relationship by NeeKlaus: 2:55am On Jul 10, 2017
Doctorfitz:
U wish. Even when I was in Med school na me myself and I. No b ur fault Na Mtn and its likes I blame.

So many of you no reach to browse talk less post trash.
Be guided ozuo ..
Wait, Ozuo?? You schooled in Benin, Bros?
RomanceRe: Help!!! She Wants Me To Replicate What She Read In Romantic Novels And Movies by NeeKlaus: 2:35am On Jul 10, 2017
So, what's wrong with role play?
RomanceRe: Here Are The Real Names Of Most Romancelanders You May Or May Not Know by NeeKlaus: 2:09am On Jul 10, 2017
Nicholas.
CelebritiesRe: Davido Styles His Daughter, Imade For Church Service by NeeKlaus: 6:57pm On Jul 09, 2017
Davido styled her?? The one that is currently on tour?? shocked


Aunty Sophia, why are you lying naa?
Nairaland GeneralRe: If Life Had A "Reset" Button What Would You Reset It To by NeeKlaus: 3:03pm On Jul 09, 2017
If wishes were horses.. sighs.
Christianity EtcRe: What If The Only Prayer I Say Is; 'The Lord's Prayer'? by NeeKlaus: 11:59am On Jul 09, 2017
ADEWUMIMichael:
Actually, as you said it, you can only speak in tongue when the holy Spirit descend on you,


There's no way anybody can speak in tongue without the Holy Spirit descending on the person,



Otherwise, it's fake
How do you know the Holy Spirit is upon you??

And how can you distinguish a fake speaking in tongues from a real one??
PhonesRe: Hello Guys Why Is MTN Data Exhausting Too Fast This Days, Is This Xenophobia Too by NeeKlaus: 12:37am On Jul 08, 2017
coptic:
MTN does not double charge.

I use the same 5k for 10 gig sub and it lasts like it should. Sometimes it lasts me even up to a month. And yes, I'm a heavy data user. Plus, I monitor my data consumption.

Case in point, the pic below is a stat of the amount of data used today and it corresponds with my data volume.
Good for you, tho.

I have gotten accustomed to MTN and their shenanigans. They have a ploy to always get back whatever bonus they give you through other methods.

If you say they don't double charge,then I can't fault your claim but I still hold fast to my belief that they do because we are talking about MTN here.

They don't surprise me anymore.
PoliticsRe: Reno Omokri Mocks Bashir Ahmad For Celebrating "Buharism" As A Political Term by NeeKlaus: 12:30am On Jul 08, 2017
Emperorone:
NeeKlaus come and see o, you said someone will celebrate this as achievement and it has come to pass. SMH
Nothing from this government surprises me anymore. And we actually thought PDP was rotten; seems like APC and its stalwarts have taken rottenness to a whole new dimension.huh
PhonesRe: Hello Guys Why Is MTN Data Exhausting Too Fast This Days, Is This Xenophobia Too by NeeKlaus: 8:53pm On Jul 07, 2017
GrandMufti:
The new 4G sim shows up as 'Glo LTE' . That does not mean you are on 4G. To use 4G, your phone must support band 28.

Picture 1: when Sim 2 is set as default data sim
Picture 2: Sim 1 is set as default data sim and set to 4G only

Picture 3: Sim 1 still on data and set to H+
So, are we not saying the same thing?? undecided
PhonesRe: Hello Guys Why Is MTN Data Exhausting Too Fast This Days, Is This Xenophobia Too by NeeKlaus: 5:49pm On Jul 07, 2017
GEJDHERO:
For a GLO 4G sim you would need a 4G phone abi?
Nope, you don't. My phone doesn't support 4G and it works perfectly.
SportsRe: Manchester United-Bound, Romelu Lukaku Trains Ahead With Paul Pogba (Photos) by NeeKlaus: 9:40am On Jul 07, 2017
Now, Madrid will see what they have done to themselves.

Demanding 90million for a striker that hasn't proven himself for 2 or more seasons.

Well, Morata is the victim here. He really wanted to move to Manchester, tho. cheesy
PhonesRe: Hello Guys Why Is MTN Data Exhausting Too Fast This Days, Is This Xenophobia Too by NeeKlaus: 9:36am On Jul 07, 2017
Most of you criticize Glo but you just have to admit, they are the GrandMasters of Data in Nigeria.

MTN double charges your data consumption, same with Airtel. That's why they run down so fast. And I am saying this from experience because I have used all three networks to subscribe.

If you need better network coverage with your Glo, go get a Glo 4G sim. It's better than the conventional one.
CelebritiesRe: Maheeda Reacts To Wizkid, Davido And Tekno’s 'International' Rant by NeeKlaus: 7:44pm On Jul 06, 2017
tobillionaire:
dis babe wants seuns attention, u intentionally want Se un to have mentions in every of ur post with dis moniker.... I also noticed u following only lalastic lala and Se un. mynd4 4 z DAT allowedhuh
Sëun can't get mentions from her username because the Sëun in it is not standing alone. It is attached to another moniker.

Did you just join Nairaland recently? undecided
PoliticsRe: Buharism: Buhari Appears In The English Dictionary by NeeKlaus: 5:33pm On Jul 06, 2017
deepwater:
People dey here dey curse NwaAmaikpe, the dude cool down make frontpage topic.

Fyi
NwaA maikpe and NwaObin kita na twins grin grin
Aunty, who asked you now?? Ehn, who asked you??grin grin
RomanceRe: Pre Wedding Photos Of Me And My Bride To Be........ by NeeKlaus:
Una pikin go fine shaa...

*modified*
The loony above me is a female NwaAmaikpe wannabe. Don't be fooled.




kingdom88:
hahaha no oooo nairaland romance section girls no dey find husband ooo na atm boys them they find no money no love
Let them come for your head.. wait for it. cheesy
PoliticsRe: Buharism: Buhari Appears In The English Dictionary by NeeKlaus: 9:43am On Jul 06, 2017
Let's wait for Lai Mohammed to come and list it as one of the achievements of this administration.

He will call it a "laudable feat".
CrimeRe: Suspected Badoo Member Who Claimed To Be Looking For Food Lynched In Lagos. PICS by NeeKlaus: 6:18am On Jul 03, 2017
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RomanceRe: How Do I Help Her Move On, Forget About Me And Love Her New Man 100% by NeeKlaus: 3:23pm On Jul 01, 2017
middlebeltboy:
what was dry? are u living around shara dessert? is been rainy here
Nigga, really? Like, fo' real?? huh
CelebritiesRe: Photos -lionel Messi Weds Childhood Sweetheart by NeeKlaus: 7:45am On Jul 01, 2017
galadima77:
Some fans of surrogate father won't like this.
Paulpaulpaul:
And one great man from a broken home is donating sperm to faceless women.



Ifnotmessiwhois

CelebritiesRe: Wizkid Is Being Childish by NeeKlaus: 7:35am On Jul 01, 2017
That's not Davido.
CrimeRe: Bello, Nigerian Doctor Kills 1, Injures 6 At New York Hospital by NeeKlaus: 7:34am On Jul 01, 2017
Rtopzy:
Nigerian again!!!! There is more to this story. The guy cannot go haywire just like that. cc Lalasticlala
You think so? Well, let's wait for the gods to decide on his matter first and tell us if he truly went ballistic.
RomanceRe: Nwaamaikpe! When Would A Nairalander Love U by NeeKlaus: 1:26am On Jul 01, 2017
But truth be told, Nigga's quite learned. His grammatical flow is fluid and effortless. That's just one thing you can't take away from him. smiley

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