LegalBaby:
Wish nigeria was that cold,
heat is too much

go and live in Jos, Plateau State my guy, make una no dey fall our hand outside naija.

Bro, this ur reply is EPIC! Kudos to you. Let the wailers continue wailing.

APCsupporter:
No wonder he was everywhere shouting "Buhari is a dictator!". He saw it coming. That's why we said all the defense they are getting from wailers is just corruption fighting back.

Buhari publicly challenged you to bring evidence. If you can't bring it then you are the one that is dump. Bring evidence if you are the true son of your father

Take am

I experienced Same till I used my Bb's Main browser. If u're using Opera mini or UC Web, it won't work. Or better still use a computer system.

44smart:




Experiencing the same thing here, the date is giving error when submitted. I mean to register work experience date.

Lwkmd.... I beg send her back to her papa house.

Omo ur lie thick o. You enter inside Agofure Bus, even relax and u neva buy ticket? Oshe!

softappless:
well my tfare has been paid 4times by four different ladies on seperate occasions, they all occured when i was in AGOFURE park in lagos, miletwo in particular, so i wanted to board a bus to delta state, at first i went into d bus just to relax without buying my ticket, so i started a conversation with a beautiful lady standing outside the driver's seat, it was fun talking to her so she left and came back with two tickets, gave me one, mehnn i was suprise and both of us ended up as close friends, these sceneros have happened on four different occassions, the last one was at Ajah in lagos when i took a bus to delta state too.

Hahahahahahah. "Am not going any where" But when police man jack u 4 waist, only ur leg waka enter d bus.

We were deceived with Transformation Agenda and Fresh air, while they were transforming their pockets.

opalu:
This is terrible . How come WE THE PEOPLE were blindly raped financially and we never knew?

Pmb must make sure we get to the bottom of this

erekoshe:

One day, you'll outgrow this foolishness.

Have sense IJN. SMH.....

erekoshe:


Drop sentiments and wear your reasoning cap.. I'm no Devil's advocate, just staying the obvious. Some times leave politics and be reasonable

And u're reasonable? Wear ur thinking cap man! SMH

erekoshe:


Drop sentiments and wear your reasoning cap.. I'm no Devil's advocate, just staying the obvious. Some times leave politics and be reasonable

And u're reasonable? Wear ur thinking cap man. SMH

erekoshe:


Fuel got expensive after Jonathan lost and the Marketers felt they won't get paid. Let the truth be told!

After he lost, was he in power or not? Election was conducted when? And when was the handover?

FreeGlobe:

Fuel was never sold 400 naira per litre during PDP's 16 year rule. Buhari is a disaster. The worst president ever

My guy find anoda LIE because we can't forget so soon how fuel were sold 500naira per litre in Jonathans era.

Bruce deserve these epic response #CommonSenseIsNtCommon

Oh my God, I actually saw this while passing that bridge with a crane towing the vehicle out. God have mercy, this is heart breaking. Drivers and passengers should be very careful this season. Passengers should be alert at anytime to warn their drivers to slow down if they're overspeeding. RIP to the dead.

Nelandrewz.

Kudos! U've spoken well.

aresa:


That was a very gross and unambiguous indictment of the administration she was part of and GEJ in particular...

Fortunately, she left out the part she played. We know today that the NNPC lost billions of dollars not because our own money manager, finance minister and economic coordinator kept tab or was paying attention to our earnings and savings, it was because SLS did. She admitted that $10 billion was missing so what if SLS wasn't aware and didn't speak up, would she have said anything?

Is she saying she didn't know anything about all the zero due process and illegal funds she released and also the billions we lost because she was granting import waivers to cronies left and right?





They do this to look sane and clean after the fact, but unfortunately for them, they are still part of the odious and corrupt history they left behind..




The rest of Nigeria have moved on, even Jonathan's own Ijaw people have moved on and in many cases even questioning and ridiculing Jonathan's presidency and corrupt and incompetent. The folks you are talking about sadly are not interested in Nigeria, her progress and or unity, their only concern and love for GEJ is based on their primitive and pedestrian tribal, selfish, self centered and bigoted ways.

They too tribally distracted and necessarily and dangerously paranoid to function and lovingly co exist with the rest of Nigeria..

bamuffy:
Vacancy exist for sales boys/girl in
LAGOS, PORTHARCOURT,KANO AND OSUN.
NO QUALIFICATION REQUIRED, or SSCE, OND.
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And name so that we can discuss. Are
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on 08183007681.

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I wanted to ignore u but I just can't. Let me put it to you that Amaechi will be screened and confirmed tomorrow. No Wike et al can stop that, no panel of enquiry, not even Sekibo, not even ur hate for him can stop his confirmation 2mao.. Quote me by this time 2mao.

george4CHRIST:
Amaechi will never be confirmed a minister quote me any where and any time

African Mentality, wetin concern you

lovely17:
just waiting for the news that she is pregnant is over 2 months now?

IsraeliAIRFORCE:
The details of a secret meeting between Buhari and some northern leaders has been revealed.

The meeting took place at the presidential villa last night Saturday, 30th May, 2015.

The northern leaders told Buhari not to make the kind of mistake Dr Jonathan made by not massively developing the Niger Delta, they said he focused on the transformation of the entire country, believing that he (Dr Jonathan) will secure a second term in office to massively develop Niger Delta.

They asked Buhari to treat the north, mostly north-west and north-east like everyday is his last day in office, citing the long absence of a northerner at the helm of affairs.

They made eight demands from Buhari, which are.

Appointment of core northern Muslims in to key positions in the country.

Extra financial support for the 19 northern states.

Amnesty for boko haram, so that it would be an avenue to empower northern youths.

To establish a world class petroleum university in Katsina state.

To build another refinery in Kano state.

To pay off Tinubu and Amaechi for sponsoring his campaign, so that his presidency can be truly a northern presidency.

To place Tompolo, Ankio Briggs and Asari Dokubo on DSS watch list, seize their passports, because they can turn the Niger Delta region against his presidency.

And lastly they asked him not to honour the gay agreement between his party(APC) and the western countries.

Sources said Buhari agreed to try his best in the first seven demands, but he his not so sure of the last demand which is the gay agreement with western countries.

Because he is scared they would fight him, destabilize his government, and possibly edge him out like they did to Dr Jonathan.

The meeting had in attendance, governors el Rufai, Amino Masari, Abdulahi Ganduje of Kaduna, Katsina and Kano respectively. Others are Atiku Abubakar, Ibrahim Commossie, Adamu Ciroma, Yosuf Maitama Sule, and Muhammad Danjuma Goje.


http://urhobotoday.com/?p=16512

Mugu

I found this interesting article and decide to share. I hope it inspires you. Have a nice day!

1. Use the phrase "I'll wait for you," or "We have time." Such offerings only cost a few minutes, but have the potential to bring instant peace to any situation.

2. Accept one invitation that will make someone else happier:
Yes, you can throw a penny in the fountain.
Yes, we can read one more book.
Yes, you can push the button.
Then notice the joy that YES brings. That joy is yours for the taking.

3. Decline one request that will make you happier:
No, that doesn't work for me right now.
I wish I could, but I can't.
It's no for today, but please ask me another time.
Feel the relief that NO brings. Commend yourself for guarding your time and energy.

4. When a loved one is struggling or you are in conflict with each another, ask: "How can I help?" This question acknowledges his or her struggle while keeping defensiveness, judgment, and accusation out of the equation. It puts you on the same team.

5. Be a Silver-Lining Spotter. In the midst of a challenging moment, find the bright side:
Well, at least we didn't miss the whole thing.
Well, it could be raining, too.
Well, at least we had a few minutes to talk while we waited for the doctor.
Added bonus: This teaches your loved ones to be Silver-Lining Spotters, too.

6.If you're feeling overwhelmed by the tasks ahead of you, remind yourself that you do not have to do them all at once -- just one. Just start with one.

7. When critical thoughts become critical words that hurt loved ones or yourself, silence them with the phrase: "Only love today." Constant criticism creates a toxic environment where no one wants to be. Love creates a home that people want to come back to -- even when they are grown.

8. Remind yourself of this significant (but often unappreciated) fact: Someone is counting on me to be here, and I am. I am here. If that is all you do today, that is worthy of celebration.

Practice these and do have a nice day.

Source: http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/7930172

So the muslims that are uncircumcised don't have sex? In ur opinion dem be virgins too abi?

halfrica:
Cos d boys are out there dancing cultural dance wiv everyoda girl out there
Dey shd nt circumcise men again till after dere wedding day den we will kno d true male virgins the foolish ones and the wise ones

admax:
Finally we have a president!

Yes o. Finally, am proud to be a Nigerian.

kossyablaze:
kikikikikikikikiki Good they reversed it.If they try this kind rough play for 9ja,economy go freeze for 2days-The soap industries will fold cuz they won't be in market anymore!Abiodun my neighbour dey use one Joy soap 2days lol.Him ryt hand don dey like hulk abi hell boy own.If BIS na 3Gig,he allocates 2gig to pornography.I don beg am tire make he repent o!.
NOW PLAYING
KANYE WEST-ALL DAY...
KOSSYABLAZE.

Lwkmd....guy u made my nyt, I don laf tears commot eye

Yes It is widely believed that when it comes
to intimacy and s exual relationship, most
men prefer to do it without the use of a condom. Funny enough, men are not the only culprit as statistics have shown that some women do not really fancy its use as well.

Here are 5 reasons some women gave to
show they object to the use of condoms.

1. NO KIDS: Some ladies do everything they can to avoid their man using condoms. This is because they want children. They feel the best way to totally own a man is to be pregnant for him. However, they seduce their man to sleep with them without using a condom as such, they ‘hook’ the man when pregnancy surfaces.

2. INFECTIONS: Although co ndoms are prescribed to reduce the spread of
infections. Ironically, the latex allergies
which are the strongest deterrent against sexually Transmitted Diseases (STDs) cause
women to end up with yeast infections and more. Yeast infection simply means that too many yeast cells are growing in the woman’s “private part.” It is very common but don’t let it bother you too much because the treatment is simple.

3. CONDOMS BREAK: It is better not to use a condom at all if it will end up breaking. Sometimes, while the heat is on and there is a high level of friction, a condom could break thereby exposing the woman to all dangers associated with casual s ex. So, some women feel ‘why the need’ and prefer to be raw with their man.

4. IT REDUCES PLEASURE: Infact men mostly complain that the use of condoms do not enable them get maximum sensation. Women are also not left out. condoms reduce the level and passion one could have during intimacy. This is a major reason some women hate condoms.

5. SMELL OF THE LATEX: Some women have attributed the smell of condoms to that of a balloon. co ndom latex has a particular odious smell. Lots of users (male and female) have complained about this. As a result, these days, condoms are made in different flavours (banana, apple, strawberry, peach, etc).

A condom is a latex sheath which could be used as a child spacing method and also a tool to prevent diseases especially the sexually transmitted diseases.

Source: www.gist.mp3bullet.com/2015/08/05/guys-5-main-reasons-why-some-ladies-dislike-condoms/

Don't waste ur time going. U'll be asked to pay 10k for job connection.

Lordalbato:
Nairalanders....... please which one is this


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misspicy:

They just dont want to admit it...funny part is dah,it is even common among virgins....

Jeez! Like seriously? Am scared now.

No. 1 is a lie. Not all guys. I cook without tasting the food. If you are good in cooking, u'll know d quantity of salt or maggi or other condiments to put at the right time without tasting or licking the spoon as d op imply.

From pple's comments here on this post, its not hard to knw d virgins among them. Most have been disvirgined long ago.

Stop being angry u hear, truth is bitter I know. TANoid take heart. You have four years to cry.

Myself2:


You can twist facts to suit your usual APCshit fashion of lies and deceit.Tell me the day Nyako contested governorship election under APCHEAT

When it doesn't go the way of opposition (pdp), then its not fair but don't forget that this same Efcc started with an Apc ex-gov. (Nyako et al.) and its still going after apc members.

hinwazaka:
The ECA court case filed by attorneys representing Fashola and Amaechi
The tambuwal security court case
The various election tribunals which saw a revocation of the mandates of some elected governors
EFFC's primary goal is the reduction of economic crimes and thefts not the entrapment of political opponents
There were, they are and there will always be demigods who appear bigger than the state until institutions are made stronger and a more intelligent workforce is recruited
The issue of the controversial DSS boss did not become a hot potato until his membership of the ruling party became public. This is a volatile situation because such a body should appear fair and not just be fair.

Court cases were handled with no influence? I guess u are or were not in Nigeria at the time. Besides, since u feel Efcc were more responsible during d previous admin, can you tell me how many people Efcc were able to convict and jail 2ru the court? The last admin was all jamboree cos there was a king who forgives all sins. We now have an EFCC more active, more focused with convicting cases without interference. There were politcians they couldn't even pick up becos they wielded enormous power. Give this current Efcc kudos. Their boss haven't been changed yet, pdp would have said he's an apc member.

hinwazaka:
Court cases were handled with little or no influence from the executive
The electoral body was made more viable and constructive to allow for fair competition
The subsidy removal issue was first debated at a town hall meeting before the bungled implementation
All the arms of government were part and parcel of every decision by the executive. Eg: The ECA court case which saw the government reverse a directive already agreed on
The media was given more teeth with the passage of the FOI bill to allow for easy access to the governments files
This and many more showed a fair improvement in the government's respect for the rule of law