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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NLNG Test 2013. by nelklyn(m): 2:33pm On Sep 15, 2013
Anyone with concrete idea on nlng pay structure as regards the trainee operator
NYSC / Re: Riot In Obi Town Nasarawa Over 60 Corp Members Traped by nelklyn(m): 10:11am On Sep 14, 2013
@OP I served in OBI LGA Dadere, there's always fighting amongst the ethnics there. In my time i witnessed at least three of such. First things first, forget your L.I if he is still that young slow man He will only come around after the fight has ended, your Z.I if she's still that black political woman won't even be bothered she might even be in her house at lafia, even the SSS assigned to you guys you'd probably not see the man till you finish serving. As for the police station, your lodges are even safer because the last time the villagers beat up the CLO then and some corps members in OBI the police couldn't do anything they said " the villagers will attack them".
Just make sure you have enough money with you always, always recharge your phones to stay in touch during such crisis, be at alert even at night because sometimes the fights starts around midnight when your guards are down and stick close to the village women in times of running, they know the right route. Pray to God always to safeguard you all
Phones / Re: NCC Warns Service Providers On Unsolicited Messages by nelklyn(m): 2:26pm On Aug 31, 2013
kunletoks: I can pay #100 monthly not to receive any of their messages.
I second this...seriously I don't mind. I hate those text messages from mtn and etisalat and calls from Glo.
On one occasion etisalat kept on sending me crazy messages and deducting my balance, and I never subscribed to any thing. Then I resorted to sending them five replies for every text that read "Thieves stop deducting my balance". Funny they replied after receiving like fifteen of mine and said sms blah to blah blah blah to stop receiving messages. Immediately I sent it they stopped bothering me. Now they are at it again.
Nairaland / General / Re: Famous Lies We Tell by nelklyn(m): 12:00am On Aug 31, 2013
My favorites:
1)Haven't called you for a while. My phone rings and it's you calling. Then I pick and say, Wow! I was just about calling you...
2)Having s*x and my phone rings like three times, I ignore it. Call back after my session's over and I'll be like...Xup I just saw your missed call now didn't even hear my phone ring...
3)PING!!! me obsessively, turn off my Data Services, you call and I say bad Network (9ja term)
4)PING!!! Me and i don't want to reply you, I read your ping via view chat history so that it doesn't show "R". You call me later to ask why I didn't reply your ping then I'll say Sorry haven't had time to read my pings!
Romance / Re: Nigeria Ladies - Do U Love Facial Hair On Your Man by nelklyn(m): 4:41am On Aug 30, 2013
Omo_Alata: I don't really like facial hair that much cos it can cause itchiness when a guy is eating the triangle between the thighs.
Lol... "THE TRIANGLE"? Everyday I keep updating my vocab on NL, yet more words just keep popping up! LMAO
Crime / Re: Birthday Party Ends In Tragedy As Jealous Girlfriend Bath Her Lover In Hot Water by nelklyn(m): 4:05am On Aug 30, 2013
Women "act now think later"
Romance / Re: I Saw Everything Live by nelklyn(m): 3:44am On Aug 30, 2013
LWKMD this OP is just so delirious...but the experience no dey funny sha, a girl collapsed on me 2011 during one of my late night sessions, 2am I think.
Romance / Re: Guys How Do You Feel When A Woman Loves You And You Don't Love Her by nelklyn(m): 2:40am On Aug 30, 2013
@OP it really depends on the lady's features.
N/B:- I'm only irritated if she's not pretty.
-If she's got the right curves I play along, no dulling I no fit carry last.
-If she's hardcore I play along, she can handle the aftermath.
-If i get to find out that she's bisexual, I dey game die (na collateral damage be that).
-If she's a nice little princess, I just tell her straight up that I don't love her but in a friendly manner so that she doesn't feel rejected. BUT
if she insists on "the Love can be cultivated speech" I play along. I don't reject any good offer!
-If she's a first timer Omo I dey run can't afford the risk of chewing gumming.

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Health / Re: 10 Myths And Facts About Getting Pregnant by nelklyn(m): 12:32am On Aug 29, 2013
adeaugustus:
A guest wouldn't know the meaning. You do because you're part of the community.
The guest has to be from outer space right?
Science/Technology / Re: A Nairalander's Remote Controlled Aircraft And SUAVS by nelklyn(m): 6:44pm On Aug 28, 2013
Capt. JH Miller:
its amazing how people think when they do not have knowledge of things.

Go to youtube and type in the search box 'RC Planes'

RC planes are built by companies and then retailed to customers,all you have to do is take the pieces from the box and assemble them.
You right but that doesn't mean one can't build an RC Airplane without using kits. Once you have your propeller, brushless motor, servo motors, servo push rods and a radio system. You can actually build your own design, say an Airfoilz with salsa and foam. Just saying...

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Romance / Re: Lessons You Learnt From Your Last Relationship? by nelklyn(m): 2:05am On Aug 25, 2013
-Love with your heart 50% and with your head 50%.
-Don't lavish her with too much care.
-Know her closest friend and try to decipher the type of person she is, that would go a long way to tell you the type of person you are dating.
-Sometimes pretend to be broke to see how she handles it and if she sticks around as often as when you are financially buoyant.
Romance / Re: Double Egde Betrayal The Story Of My Life! by nelklyn(m): 1:40am On Aug 25, 2013
@OP, that lady doesn't deserve you. Even in a mere relationship what she did will linger forever like a tattoo in your heart not to talk of in a marriage. When it comes to feelings there is no manliness. You have to take a week or more off and think about your next action (If she's leaving or staying). But even if you decide she stays you should be ready to live with the pain for quite sometime if not forever and you would still need for her to go away for a while until you can handle her presence.
I for one think she perceives you as someone weak, if not she won't have the audacity to be in the bathroom with another man while you are in the sitting room.
If i were in your shoes, I would tell my sister because it will hurt her more if she finds out later (you know what they say TIME HEALS) and I will also tell the lady's father, he has to know what his daughter did in the event i decide to divorce her or take her back, which in my case will likely be a divorce, because i will not be able to trust or love her anymore, NEVER. Also I wouldn't want my child to grow up in a family where there is no LOVE.
Most of all you'd have to understand that forgiving her doesn't make the whole thing go away. You will still need to put so much effort doing things out of necessity rather than willingly.
As for the fool that married your sister, you better not see him as a friend as it stands. If the business you guys are partnering together won't cause you much loss then split. You might even stand a better chance alone.
Sorry about your ordeal.
Dating And Meet-up Zone / Re: Upload Ur Pitcha Nd Let D Ladies Coment by nelklyn(m): 12:29am On Aug 25, 2013
Stopped By then zoomed off! b4 person insult me cos i know say I worwor!
Religion / Re: Is It Scriptural That Man Can Only Live For 70years? by nelklyn(m): 9:44pm On Aug 23, 2013
koastar:
I think it is just a reflection of David's opinion and not that of God
Okay
Religion / Re: Is It Scriptural That Man Can Only Live For 70years? by nelklyn(m): 9:43pm On Aug 23, 2013
koastar:
I think it is just a reflection of David's opinion and not that of God
Okay
Religion / Re: Is It Scriptural That Man Can Only Live For 70years? by nelklyn(m): 7:30pm On Aug 23, 2013
koastar: It is common saying that it is written in the bible for man to live only 70years, anything above this age is a special grace. People often say this without backing it up with the passage in the bible. We need to be enlightened, please where is it written in the bible?
The scripture you are looking for is
Psalm 90 vs 10  "The days of our years are threescore years and ten (seventy years)--or even, if by reason of strength, fourscore years (eighty years); yet is their pride [in additional years] only labor and sorrow, for it is soon gone, and we fly away."
Politics / Re: APC Promises 40,000MW To Stop Power Outage Pains by nelklyn(m): 7:02pm On Aug 22, 2013
My vote still remains in my breast pocket. For GEJ to even get it, he has to tell me HOW he intends to achieve whatever he proposes to do come 2015 and the HOWs has to be viable. Whether PDP, APC or PDPAPC all na the same thing. NOT CONVINCED

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Religion / Re: What Is Wrong With Paying Your Tithe In Church? by nelklyn(m): 5:49pm On Aug 22, 2013
Atmosfear: FOOD FOR THOUGHT


Tithing Bananas

on May 05, 2013 / in Article of Faith 12:46 am / Comments

By Femi Aribisala
According to the scriptures, money is not acceptable as tithe; it has to be food-crops or livestock.

As far as many pastors are concerned, the most important scripture of all is not to be found in the word of Jesus. Neither is it even in the New Testament. That scripture says: “‘Bring all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be food in my house, and try me now in this,’ says the LORD of hosts, ‘If I will not open for you the windows of heaven and pour out for you such blessing that there will not be room enough to receive it.’” (Malachi 3:10).

This scripture is drummed repeatedly into Christians on Sundays. However, the only time Jesus mentioned tithing in scripture, he pointed out that it was not a weighty matter of the law. (Matthew 23:23). Hebrews says people only receive tithes “according to the law.” (Hebrews 7:5). It then insists tithing (and everything else under the law) has been annulled: “The former regulation is set aside because it was weak and useless.” (Hebrews 7:18-19). Nevertheless, mercenary pastors continue to insist on the payment of tithes.

Latter-day Pharisees

Jesus rebuked the Pharisees for keeping part instead of the whole law. (Matthew 23:23). That is what tithe-collecting pastors do today. If we insist our congregants must pay tithes, we must also insist that they keep the rest of the law. James says: “Whoever shall keep the whole law, and yet stumble in one point, he is guilty of all.” (James 2:10). Therefore, if we insist on tithing, we should also refrain from eating pork. We should stone adulterers, execute homosexuals, kill Sabbath violators and restore blood-sacrifices.

Tithe-collecting pastors counter this by maintaining the payment of tithes pre-dated the law. Here Abraham is cited as the cardinal example of someone who paid tithes before the promulgation of the Law of Moses, as did Jacob, his grandson. However, such arguments are disingenuous.

Before the law, tithing was at best an example but not a commandment. Moreover, pastors fail to mention that Abraham only tithed once in his lifetime. When he did, he did not even tithe his own money: he tithed the spoils of war. He gave ten percent of the plunder he took when he rescued Lot to Melchisedec, king of Salem. But then he did not even keep the rest but returned it (all ninety percent) to the king of Sodom.

For his part, Jacob also tithed only once. He did this in a “let’s make a deal” arrangement he offered to God: “Jacob made a vow, saying, ‘If God will be with me, and keep me in this way that I am going, and give me bread to eat and clothing to put on, so that I come back to my father’s house in peace, then the LORD shall be my God. And this stone which I have set as a pillar shall be God’s house, and of all that you give me I will surely give a tenth to you.’” (Genesis 28:20-22). This kind of deal about accepting God only under certain self-serving conditions should certainly not be a term of reference for any serious believer.

Lies upon lies

The first lie pastors tell Christians is what some have referred to as “the eleventh commandment:” “Thou shalt pay thy tithes to thy local church.” But the bible says no such thing. The storehouse of Malachi was not a church. It was a place where food was kept.

Pastors hide from church-members the fact that money was not acceptable as tithe. The tithe was a tenth of the seed and fruit of the land and of the animals which ate of the land. (Leviticus 27:30-32). That is why God says: “Bring all the tithes into the storehouse, that there may be FOOD in my house.” (Malachi 3:10). He does not say “that there may be MONEY in my house.” The food was used to feed the Levites, the poor, widows, orphans and strangers.

Pastors also conveniently fail to teach the biblical tithe. The principles of tithing were not laid down by Malachi. They were laid down by Moses. The study of Moses’ guidelines quickly reveals that the biblical tithe has no application whatsoever to Christians and is mischievously violated by tithe-collecting pastors today.

According to the Law of Moses, the tithe was divided into three allocations. The first year, it was given to the Levite. The second year, it was given to widows, orphans and the poor. The third year, it was eaten in the company of the faithful before the Lord as thanksgiving for his faithfulness. (Deuteronomy 14:22-28). In the seventh year, there was no planting and no reaping and therefore no tithing.

So the next time your pastor asks you to pay tithe, ask him about the seventh-year reprieve. Also ask him if you can give your tithe to the orphanage, or bring it as food items to be eaten in church. Believe me; he will not agree with you because it is your money he is after.

Inapplicability of tithes

Tithing was only applicable to Jews and to the land of Israel. When large populations of Jews lived in Babylon, Ammon, Moab, Egypt, and Syria, these lands became tithe-able lands. However, tithes were not acceptable from strictly Gentile lands. So you need to ask your pastor how come he is collecting tithes in Nigeria.

Servants or slaves who worked on the land did not tithe because the land did not belong to them. Since only agricultural and animal resources were included, a fisherman gave no tithe of his fisheries. Neither did a miner or a carpenter pay tithes, nor anyone from the various professional occupations. So if you are not a farmer or a keeper of livestock, tell your 419 pastor tithing is biblically inapplicable to you.

Moreover, the only people authorised to receive tithes were the Levites. (Hebrews 7:5). So if your Pastor is a “tithe-collector,” ask him if he happens to be a Jew. Remind him that, even though a Jew, Jesus could not receive the tithe because he was not from the tribe of Levi but from that of Judah.

The trick, of course, is for pastors today to claim we are “Levites.” If your pastor is one such dissembler, ask him if he lives as a Levite. Remind him that Levites had no land and did not have private property. Ask him also how he knows he is from the tribe of Levi, which happens to be one of the lost tribes of Israel. Point out to him that even Jewish rabbis don’t claim to be Levites today because all Jewish genealogical records were lost with the destruction of the Temple in AD 70, ensuring that it is no longer possible to ascertain the true identity of Levites.

Therefore, if Jews no longer tithe because the Levites are a lost tribe, how can Christian pastors collect tithes when we are not even Jewish, how much more Levites? If Jewish rabbis, whose terms of reference remain the Old Testament no longer collect tithes, then pastors who insist Christians are under a New Testament have no business doing so.

The conclusion then is inescapable. Every pastor who collects tithes is nothing but “a thief and a robber.” (John 10:1).
Good one...you did justice to this tithing ish. I was already conducting a research on tithing Before the Law, During the Law and After the Law, to clear the belief that Abraham was a tither. But i wouldn't call any pastor a thief or robber though.
Thumbs Up!
Religion / Re: What Is Wrong With Paying Your Tithe In Church? by nelklyn(m): 2:47am On Aug 22, 2013
caukerzee: The levites at that time were the prophets and were the ones who recieved the tithes.
Obviously because they didn't have a share in the inheritance.
Nairaland / General / Re: Could He Be Cursed Or Just Insane Or Another Form Of Charm? by nelklyn(m): 10:25pm On Aug 21, 2013
Nursy: i told him not to worry that he would surely see me there again that we will talk better next time. He requested for my number, i hurriedly gave it to him and got down.

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Religion / Re: What Is Wrong With Paying Your Tithe In Church? by nelklyn(m): 9:15pm On Aug 21, 2013
Some impressions need to to be corrected.
THERE ARE TWO FORMS OF TITHES WITH DIFFERENT PURPOSES

TITHE 1(The Yearly Tithe)
PURPOSE:- To Learn to fear God Always
Deuteronomy 14:22-26
22  You shall surely tithe all the yield of your seed produced by your field EACH YEAR.
23  And you shall eat before the Lord your God in the place in which He will cause His Name [and Presence] to dwell the tithe (tenth) of your grain, your new wine, your oil, and the firstlings of your herd and your flock, THAT YOU MAY LEARN [reverently] TO FEAR THE LORD YOUR GOD ALWAYS.
24  And if the distance is too long for you to carry your tithe, or the place where the Lord your God chooses to set His Name [and Presence] is too far away for you, when the Lord your God has blessed you,
25  Then you shall turn it into money, and bind up the money in your hand, and shall go to the place [of worship] which the Lord your God has chosen. 26  And you may spend that money for whatever your appetite craves, for oxen, or sheep, or new wine or strong[er] drink, or whatever you desire; and you shall eat there before the Lord your God and you shall rejoice, you and your household.

TITHE 2(The End Of Every THREE(3) Years Tithe)
PURPOSE:- To provide for the LEVITE(God's Servants), Strangers(Poor, needy etc), Widows and Fatherless.

Deuteronomy 14: 27-29
27  And you shall not forsake or neglect the Levite [God’s minister] in your towns, for he has been given no share or inheritance with you.
28  At the end of every three years you shall bring forth all the tithe of your increase the same year and lay it up within your towns.
29  And the LEVITE [because he has no part or inheritance with you] and the STRANGER or temporary resident, and the FATHERLESS and the WIDOW who are in your towns shall come and eat and be satisfied, so that the Lord your God may bless you in all the work of your hands that you do.

And also for TITHE 2
From the book of malachi 3:10 "Bring all the tithes (the whole tenth of your income) into the storehouse, THAT THERE MAY BE FOOD IN MY HOUSE, and prove Me now by it, says the Lord of hosts, if I will not open the windows of heaven for you and pour you out a blessing, that there shall not be room enough to receive it." (Purpose: THAT THERE MIGHT BE FOOD IN MY HOUSE which should be used to feed those in lack)

Form the New Testament Paul for instance didn't collect tithes from the churches except welfare gifts that were giving of free will.

Philippians 4:10-19
10  I was made very happy in the Lord that now you have revived your interest in my welfare after so long a time; you were indeed thinking of me, but you had no opportunity to show it. 11  Not that I am implying that I was in any personal want, for I have learned how to be content (satisfied to the point where I am not disturbed or disquieted) in whatever state I am. 12  I know how to be abased and live humbly in straitened circumstances, and I know also how to enjoy plenty and live in abundance. I have learned in any and all circumstances the secret of facing every situation, whether well-fed or going hungry, having a sufficiency and enough to spare or going without and being in want. 13  I have strength for all things in Christ Who empowers me [I am ready for anything and equal to anything through Him Who infuses inner strength into me; I am self-sufficient in Christ’s sufficiency]. 14  But it was right and commendable and noble of you to contribute for my needs and to share my difficulties with me. 15  And you Philippians yourselves well know that in the early days of the Gospel ministry, when I left Macedonia, no church (assembly) entered into partnership with me and opened up [a debit and credit] account in giving and receiving except you only. 16  For even in Thessalonica you sent [me contributions] for my needs, not only once but a second time. 17  Not that I seek or am eager for [your] gift, but I do seek and am eager for the fruit which increases to your credit [the harvest of blessing that is accumulating to your account]. 18  But I have [your full payment] and more; I have everything I need and am amply supplied, now that I have received from Epaphroditus the gifts you sent me. [They are the] fragrant odor of an offering and sacrifice which God welcomes and in which He delights. 19  And my God will liberally supply (fill to the full) your every need according to His riches in glory in Christ Jesus.

MY CONCLUSION:
You can decide to give prophet offerings willingly to pastors that feed you spiritually to take care of their welfare.
But as for TITHE 2 If it is to be given then it should be used to provide for those in need(in my view especially the poor, fatherless, widows etc).
But If TITHE 2 has to be used to take care of God's Servant as well, then such a person should not be engaged in any form of work that yields money for him/her except to Teach the word ofGod
(NOTE:- Deuteronomy 14:29 says "And the LEVITE(God's Servants) [because he has no part or inheritance with you]". The Levites had no way of earning income then.
Politics / Re: Jonathan Set To proclaim Additional State In South-east. by nelklyn(m): 2:56am On Aug 21, 2013
First Enugu Airport and now a new State. GEJ is really trying to get into the good graces of the SE.
Eyes Wide Open!

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Jobs/Vacancies / Re: NLNG Test 2013. by nelklyn(m): 7:41pm On Aug 20, 2013
Surjman: @ jamyde,u funi oooo.current affairs in an oil n gas company intaview.guy u beta go study well.
Pls kindly drop your view on things to study
Religion / Re: The Sound Word About Women Wearing Trousers by nelklyn(m): 9:58am On Aug 20, 2013
holypower: PLEASE PLEASE!!!! Its Time! IT'S TIME TO SHARE!

"The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman’s garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God." (Deuteronomy 22:5).
This verse of the Bible is the veese of the Bible that people are ignorant of. Pastors themselves don't preach it so that their female member won't leave the Church then they will lose. Pastors are not even interesting, they don't care about the soul GOD handed over them,only what they know is their pocket! The decieve their members with vain and false doctrines just for their gain and interest. ''it is our culture, it is our tradition'' says one without knowledge. They give scotland as an example. Scotland and the Bible which one existed first? "And he said unto them, Full well ye reject the commandment of God, that ye may keep your own tradition. " (Mark 7:9). They do reject GODs commandment to keep their own tradition. Please, it you are a male wearing skirt or a female wearing trousers. Stop it, you are rejecting the word of GOD and the devil is using ignorantly for seduction! That it is worn by internation or popular female preachers doesn't mean that it is approved by GOD. Be warned, false preachers is greater than the true preacher! Repent of this and be saved!
Your point is baseless. Have you conducted a research and found out exactly what type of clothing the men and women in Moses' time wore? Were the men putting on trousers and the women putting on skirts? Then alone will you be able to say that trousers are for men and not women because i'm sure this your post is basically meant for women since most if not all men don't wear skirts.
Romance / Re: A Must Read Write Up :- Can You Die For Me? by nelklyn(m): 9:52pm On Aug 19, 2013
koresma26: I've heard about guys kill themselves or get into fights and get killed over a girl.

Make i catch myself...I will even drag down the moon and tie it to her window just to prove my luv (9ja movie)
Religion / Re: God Is Not Democratic, Why Should You As A Christain Be? by nelklyn(m): 9:39pm On Aug 19, 2013
God please bend down your ear and hearken as this 21st century judas is challenging your existence on every religious thread he sees.
Religion / Re: How We Christians Should Act When The Church Is Persecuted. by nelklyn(m): 2:34pm On Aug 19, 2013
Gombs:

Sir, didn't you notice this?



All I asked of you is to pray for the Churches in Cameroun. Thanks for stopping by tho!
Just ignore the guy his name tells all there is to know "judas2013". I'll be putting them in my prayers.
Politics / Re: Sahara Reporters' Website Under Attack by nelklyn(m): 3:05am On Aug 19, 2013
linearity: It is time to drop a firewall in front of the web server, assign a private IP address to the server and let the firewall handle all in coming traffic.

All SYN, half open TCP, POST, etc attacks will be dropped by the firewall and your server can be happy again...plus attackers will no longer be able to attack the server or reach it directly, since private IPs are Internet routable.

If you want to step up the fight, throw is an IDS, though an IPS would be better and you will be ready to take the fight back to the attackers.
Although systems with private IPs do not connect directly to the internet and computers outside the local network can't connect directly to such systems, and having an IDPS even detects and prevents malicious intrusions. Don't assume it cannot be hacked. NAT only reduces your vulnerability to the outside world. What if those sahara guys have a mole inside their local network? Who is creating the backdoors for the hackers
Romance / Re: Difference Btw Foreign Advice And Naija Advice... by nelklyn(m): 2:47am On Aug 18, 2013
ROFLCOPTER...this is just so true.

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