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Perv...what ever happened to paying for a hook up...I just don't understand why people force themselves on innocent kids

This is fuckin' crazy...I doubt it was just because of #100...people should learn to control themselves when they get angry and why should a guy punch a lady at worst case scenario slap should suffice

eyeon:
Nope.
Are you truly Christian when you only feign holiness in the Church alone?

A good question...that's what amuses me each time someone tells me I'm not a good Christian cos I've not been to church in ages...lots of people just go to church as a symbol of holiness...on an occasion a guy argued that despite they sleep with different girls who are serving in various units in their church, they are better than me since I don't attend church services...amazingly foolish

If it were to be my younger bro...I would tell him, been protecting that nigga since he was a baby and I won't stop now. Seeing he's all grown he can decide to do with such information whatever he wills and I will support his decision. I really don't care about the girl's past sex life...what I would really be concerned about is her ability to raise his kids right if they end up having any, especially if the/these kid(s) turns out to be female(s)

onye-ka-chee:
the reason is because.......dthbdykkiteefvilg#-"@$%'%68+;67-%39#*/'4
pls click like if u feel I made no sense on this post...THANKS

I could have sworn that you made perfect sense...lol

Yomieluv: In her state of confusion,capital on that,make yourself desirable. Her confusion is to your favour,if she aint in you,she won't be confused about the other guy.

Who says she's confused...she might have just bought herself enough time to compare which one of the guys she's going to pick. She's probably going to spend quality time with the muslim guy to find out if he fits as a replacement while you will be thinking she's taking time to clear her head. My advice move on because if she's into you there won't be another guy

shawolin2020: No HND?

General Electric employs only B.Sc

Got an unsuccessful mail from NLNG congrats to those that made it to medicals

I've been following silently...NLNG only calls to confirm if you've gotten their mail. To any that claims to have been called by NLNG i still wish you good luck but the rest of us should be rest assured that we will be contacted by mails when NLNG's ready.

I don tire to cross fingers O...but by God's Grace i know the mail for medicals is worth waiting for...greetings to all hopefuls!

wildrose1721: Silav, if I can remember clearly, NLNG provided calculators for every candidate. I did my test at Chams.

Yeah that's true...NLNG provided calculators

SilaV: The first thing is to go 'Bonny way',boss."First thing first". When we are in,one can undergo an on-line top-up degree programme meant for HND holders from the likes of University of Portsmouth or UNISA.This programme is billed to last for one or two years,depending on how one wants it.Having obtained this,if the management of NLNG shows reluctance in upgrading one,then one can wait for opportunities as experienced hires from oil coys like Total,Chevron,Mobil,etc by applying with B.sc.

Thought about top-up programme but as for the online top-up I don't think it is widely accepted heard someone say that there is usually an indication that it's an online programme on the certificate, not so sure oil coys would accept such.

dirtymoney: Ma oga. My pop corn is exhausted. Can i get some of yours...and coke too. If you dont mind. I no wan commot go outside to buy, before i return, them don dey call. I better stay put in here coz i dont wanna miss out in any part of this. How are u sire?

Boss na pure water I dey drink since dai wait the mail. So if you no mind i fit still free small from my last bag...meanwhile i don try open that link wey u paste but e no dey open abeg help me check am well.

Gat ma Fingers crossed...patiently awaiting the mail for medicals

Yield: He needs to have some meat on him. I want to be able to hug him and not feel like I'm hugging a toothpick.

This really got me laughing like i'm on some E

dirtymoney: mennnnnnn. the tension here no be small oooooo. God, dont let us come this far, just to be disappointed..... we've really come a long way....as we started with success, let success continue to follow us, till we reach our destination. amen. .

Amen

Emzybrown: My brother can you help me, do you know what there qualifications might be? I am a medical lab scientist, hoping to go for msc occupational safety and health, hope my career path is attainable?

I really don't know what their qualifications are but you can do some research on the company to find out, that will also help you determine what career path to take. I was only able to find out they've got paramedics after I watched one of their induction videos. If i'm able to get any information i'll let you know

Emzybrown: any hope for a paramedical in oil and gas?

yeah there should be, I know for example that NLNG has got paramedic teams that respond to emergencies especially at their plant site.

SilaV: @Nelklyn and all, was there any interview venue at Abuja? I am only aware of Lagos and Port-Harcourt venues.

No, venues were only in Lagos and PH, a friend of mine said that a guy tried gate crashing the interview venue in lagos and the guy who was checking them in said the guy's name was neither in his PH list nor his Lagos list plus people like me who wrote their aptitude test in abuja were either taken to lagos or PH.

dirtymoney: Thats ma man.... Man. I was asked to make an illustration on a board. Mine was kinda tough sha...

Mehn! Those guys dey vex O, thank God say board no dey the hotel where dem been interview me...the kind of questions i was asked where off the book but technical and simple in a way that i'm supposed to know them. I just gave the questions my best shot...at a point i was mixing things up and they had to ask me to use my pen and paper to resolve the mix up said they wanted to be sure that i knew one particular thing which they didn't reveal to me at the end. God has the final say sha

pastor prosper :
Honey I think u are the one who doesn't know what u want in a man, thing is u are trying to get into a guys head and u just have to be a guy to get into a guts head. A man ay want a woman for sex and she is there thinking he wants a relationship, a guy may want a relationship and d woman is there thinking sex. My advice is get a platonic male friend who wld help u. EVERY MAN KNOWS WHAT HE WANTS.

Exactly, you said it all

dirtymoney: thats my surest dude...... Always talking figures..... Bro how was your interview?

The interview was gr8 at least me self ask them like three questions join...Right now na God's Grace and Favour all the way!

lynpetra: Guys can't swallow cheating.They will drink to stupor.Ladies usually just cry thier eyes out.

Not all guys drink plus it's only a learner that will drink to stupor because of a girl.

I'm hoping you didn't sound angry on the phone...if you did, call her up and just act nice and normal please don't go asking her questions like WHY did you or WHY didn't you. After that don't call or text her for a week, if she's still into you she will at the least flash...if she's the type that calls she might call you within that one week just pick and tell her you will call her back but don't call her back. If she doesn't flash, txt, inbox you or call, please kindly delete and block her on your social apps and move on.

lastmessenger: Who knows how much they pay as salary.incase they ask us how much do want to be paid

I doubt they will ask such question...they only ask five questions which will be selected randomly but not withstanding i heard they pay about 450k so when asked say a salary range of 400k - 950k or 1.x m

dirtymoney: Yeah. Date, venue and time has been announced. . . . See how i gather books. I no even know where to start. Pls has anyone done any background check on the service and payment structure in the company?

When i earlier asked about pay structure...one dude was all up in my face...

Mrs.Chima:
What's with all of these careless sex fiends and abortions?

Condom is 4 dollars for 6pak.

I used to trust condoms till it played a smart one on me...

jmoore: If the lady kicks him at the balls, she should expect collateral damage.

I've always been a gentleman but when my ex kicked my balls all because she was angry...i never knew when i gave her two slaps that threw her on the bed. I must confess i felt less of a man after slapping her sha! But the pain was...

ynk007: I'm an old school guy, I believe in traditional values. If you won't take my last name then go back to your father's house. SIMPLES!

Seconded

I literally read through this post in tears. RIP michael...you are officially my new Hero. Your deed is tattooed to my heart. The world would have been a better place if all humans were like you...RESPECT

Yeah they have started sending mails to successful candidates, got the same mail this afternoon...we all just have to wait for the oral interview i'm sure it's around the corner.

prestige2013: na wa 4 yu, dem never call yu; yu dey think of pay structure, well let me help yu with that. The pay is in line with that of BokoHaram staff. Cool Cash Less Stress.

Hmmm! Your version of concrete idea huh!?