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PoliticsRe: Sahara Reporters' Website Under Attack by nelklyn(m): 10:06pm On Aug 17, 2013
DoS attack...I guess offensive security releases too many Pen testing tools this days. Everyone's carrying out tests
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NLNG Test 2013. by nelklyn(m): 9:11pm On Aug 15, 2013
The mails were probably sent randomly and from the content it was addressed to all. So even if you didn't get the mail just relax i'm sure you will definitely get the final mail that should contain our test scores and possible interview.
CelebritiesRe: . by nelklyn(m): 2:58am On Aug 15, 2013
homesteady: After reading the comments above, I just started having a bad feeling towards the guy!! His coat looks arrogant sef!
Don't judge people by what others think of them.
December 2011 I was at chima's place with my cousins and OUK's daughter was even there I thought they were working things out. We all had a wonderful time together and the guy wasn't in any way arrogant.
HealthRe: I'm Experiencing Sleep Paralysis - Please Advice! by nelklyn(m): 2:35am On Aug 15, 2013
maki: Incubus and suckubus check d dictionary for the meaning sad its very bad....
You definitely right....the male and the female, did research on them after my experiences.
I had my several episodes during my final year in higher institution when I decided to serve God. It didn't matter whether I slept facing up or side ways, it always happened in the dark and the sign was always this strong and unusual desire to sleep. These things prey on the spiritually weak. The first night it happened to me, I was conscious and could hear the tap in my bathroom gushing, wanted getting up to turn it off but couldn't get up. The feeling of a very strong and heavy being was upon me then all of a sudden, I started speaking in tongue, i'm not trying to go all christain on you but that's the truth. Barely 30 seconds I was up on my feet. Then I had several more episodes, that was when I shared my experience with a muslim friend of mine and he told me he experiences such episodes sometimes and that his was worse than mine because in the morning he always ended up with scars from sharp finger nails and he showed me some of his scars which were yet to heal. I dug into it a bit and came up with incubus and succubus. I later realized that if I kept the lights ON through the night it didn't occur so i started sleeping with my lights ON, you can imagine a grown man like me scared of the dark...lol. Well I always made sure that I kept a form of light in my room even when there's no power supply. But it seems these things adopt because I came back from exams one evening around 4 or 5pm and had to sleep a little because usually I loved reading TDB during my exams. 10 to 15 minutes into my sleep it happened again, the heavy unseen being was upon me but well, that day was the last, because I was provoked in the spirit as I managed to wake. I walked to my friends room got his annointing oil and said some violent prayers and annointed my room and that was the end.
I know most people don't believe in spirituality but the truth is there are evil beings hovering around seeking whom to torment. If you've spent some time in the north you might have seen different possessed children that can throw down a fully grown man when their oppression starts. PRAYER is the only answer.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NLNG Test 2013. by nelklyn(m): 7:45pm On Aug 14, 2013
kingeze1: Dear All,
This UPDATE INFORMATION serves to keep you rest assured.
Just got this from them a few mins ago...


We have NOT yet progressed with the Trainee Operator Recruitment as test results are still being reviewed for approval.

As soon as next stage - Interviews are ready, we will notify you through this medium.

Regards,
NLNG Recruitment Team
Got the same mail...fingers crossed
Christianity EtcRe: How God Delivered Me From Self-service by nelklyn(m): 1:13am On Aug 13, 2013
Truths be told mast**batn feels real good but I still feel it's immoral and one of the devil's 21st century tools and 95% of guys and ladies do it, you can pretend all you want. Don't judge yet, just read on.
I started mast**btng way too early like around 13. And by the time I was 17 I had up to 5 girlfriends if i count correctly and more gals still flocking around, Hey! What can I say, I mean i'm really handsome. Well all that didn't stop me from helping myself with authentic vaseline. Got to higher institution where I met this very beautiful girl that physically suits my requirements it still didn't stop me and plus the girl enjoyed self-servicing too more of like a "we did it together thing", dated more girls that still didn't change a thing. Then at a point I tried restraining myself several times but after like say 2 or 3 weeks I always wound up on the same top notch.
Well all that said and done, I've been clean for 4 months but mehn! It feels so difficult restraining especially since i've not had s*x for 6 months now. I'm always trying so hard to keep my eyes off beautiful girls so that I don't even start thinking of having s*x let alone start thinking of self-servicing and believe me these girls are making it so difficult for me.
I had to put this details here because some guy claimed he hasn't done it, which is hard to believe because it's a legend for most guys, then another said slow love making(i've had it all, slow and passionate, fast, rough and hard put it anyway you want it) and someone said getting married is the solution that's a totally wrong advice...marriage doesn't change anything and marriage isn't just about s*x. Another guy put up "Gen.38:9-10" Onan wasn't mast**btng he actually went in to his brother's wife and spilled it on the ground, so that doesn't justify that the Bible said anything about mast**batn. It's still not even in the ten commandments, which is one of the good reasons why I think the devil is advancing with technology.
Mast**btn might be good health-wise, reducing stress just as s*x does, being in your fantasy world with the most gorgeous lady that you can't have, not spending money and time wooing a lady and all that. But wait Oh! (guys) DON'T WE SEE THE POTENTIAL CHILDREN WE KILL?
It really takes God's GRACE, serious discipline and being occupied to overpower it's cravings.
I believe it is immoral.
Emmm! Judges what got y'all to say?...lol
Science/TechnologyRe: Pacu - The Male Testicle-eating Fish Found by nelklyn(m): 11:03pm On Aug 12, 2013
elrony: Pacu fish pepper soup on my mind!!....I just need sexkillz balls as bait....#dazall
U don make me laugh tire...where u wan get the balls na? Cos Pacu pepper soup for make brain wella!
RomanceRe: Check by nelklyn(m): 10:30pm On Aug 09, 2013
Aafulenu: Yes they are cursed and ur guided, as far as u are not the one that is cursed, let them live their cursed lifes
With pleasure...i'm busy tripling up. Not withstanding, i'm sure I did a good job convincing 1 out of d plenty i know (including the bisexuals) to quit and she's doing real fine.
RomanceRe: Check by nelklyn(m): 1:53am On Aug 09, 2013
Well i've spent quite sometime with lesbians and what pisses me off the most is the peace out sign most people do innocently with their fingers was actually extended by them to indicate how deep their fingers can go and all that..."She dai baga" slangs they use especially in abuja.
I know one when I see em'...i'm guided and they are cursed!
PhonesRe: Glo BIS Now #1000!!! by nelklyn(m): 1:32am On Aug 09, 2013
OCTAVO: Who uses blackberry these days? undecided
I still use Blackberry to browse on my kali linux.
EducationRe: Pls What Does It Mean That Your Waec Result Is Outstanding by nelklyn(m): 1:28am On Aug 09, 2013
They usually tag results outstanding when they scrutinize your result especially when it seems you performed more than their expectations. Most times they release it after a while but sometimes they don't.
When I wrote mine all my 9 subjects were outstanding and they ended up releasing 8 after I had almost registered again...so on my certificate it shows 8 subjects instead of 9.
PoliticsRe: Man Sets Six People Ablaze For Smoking Indian Hemp by nelklyn(m): 11:22am On Aug 08, 2013
It's not the PMS that burns, it's the heat from the weed
Science/TechnologyRe: A Local Prototype Of Track Type Excavator Made and Remotely(wired)Controlled. by nelklyn(m): 12:36pm On Aug 04, 2013
seedord247: This is what high school students do here in the US. Everest college and blue cliff graduates are producing truck and y'all are praising just a street toy. undecided
They ain't praising...the comments here are encouraging and appreciating. I bet you don't know a bit about creativity yourself.
You see those high school students you talked about, if the were to be schooled in Nigeria they won't get any where near coupling an RC airplane kit as college graduates.
So if you ain't lived a day in our life you can't judge us, aiit!
RomanceRe: So Girls Can Be this Cruel? She Abandoned Me After All My Love For Her. by nelklyn(m): 10:01pm On Aug 02, 2013
get your act together and move on with your life...time heals
Christianity EtcRe: Pope Francis: Who Am I To Judge Gay People? by nelklyn(m): 10:40pm On Aug 01, 2013
Leviticus 18:22 "Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it is abomination."
Leviticus 20:13 "If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them."

Don't give me crap about how not to judge homos!!! Unless u are utterly one but I will still tell u it's wrong...
CareerRe: After 2.2, He Wants To Start Again From O'level! by nelklyn(m): 1:29am On Jul 24, 2013
Wow! Here I am thinking I made a huge mistake spending 5 yrs in a Higher Institution with outdated lecturers which would have turned out better if I just stayed at home with my laptop and my internet carrying out research, studying and practicing, and someone else is eager to go back for more.
Good luck with that!
PoliticsRe: Airforce Invents Bomb Detecting Robot To Fight Boko Haram by nelklyn(m): 1:09am On Jul 24, 2013
Nothing special about putting together pieces of electronic components together and claiming invention. A bunch of actuators, sensors, gyroscopes, motors, tires and probably an atmel AVR or PIC chip will do. That's not just all what robotics is all about, i mean DARPA started building this things way back in the 70's and so did the russians. Right now when it comes to military technology, I think Missile Guidance and Control Systems will not be a bad start.
This is Nigeria, they even probably just purchased the parts and coupled it here in Nigeria and now claimed to have built it from the scratch.
Well to be frank, I don't care if they actually made it or not, it doesn't change the fact that this is old technology and I read someone saying something about Nigeria having a satellite, are you kidding me? Who man those? Who wrote the softwares used in monitoring them? Please the reason why BH guys still run around killing people is because they know Nigeria doesn't have the technology to out do them. Let's say we have just one satellite in orbit...that alone would be enough to track down those bastards, send in a drone and get a clean swipe.
There is no way nigeria is going to go far when it comes to technology if they can't provide a dependable power supply and affordable internet connectivity for a start as well as change the school curriculums.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NLNG Test 2013. by nelklyn(m): 6:40pm On Jul 23, 2013
dirtymoney: Result is supposed to be out in a month time. Successfull candidates would be flown abroad for a six months training by january 2014... Salary: bomb
those from Rivers state r usually.. Ehhh
When we wrote we were told the result will be communicated to us in 2 or 3 weeks time and that successful candidates will be going for a 6 months training in U.K and upon successful completion of the training that they will resume january 2014.
As per the river state favoritism thing, I might not be 4rm there but I'm making it through, reason being that all I need is God's Favor and Mercy. I don't believe in such things as luck
CrimeRe: 9-Year-Old Girl Molested To Death In Calabar by nelklyn(m): 7:34pm On Jul 22, 2013
It won't be bad if they could have his joystick cut off...he doesn't deserve to be carrying one around. Saying he discussed it with a 9 year old and she accepted. what is she supposed to know...fool!
ProgrammingRe: Best OS For Programmers by nelklyn(m): 12:08am On Jul 20, 2013
Linux OS should do a great job handling programming in C/C++, python, perl, lisp, PHP etc. I prefer kali linux, though it's basically a pen testing OS meaning you get to do some legal hacking and can decide to go shadow walker but OYO for you sha grin, it also comes with Adruino which comes in handy if you are into hardware microcontroller programming and moreover on linux i can just work in my terminal, writing and compilation can be done easily. You could also do a dual boot using windows 7 for web based stuff wink. It's pretty cool
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NLNG Test 2013. by nelklyn(m): 12:31am On Jul 15, 2013
Shantyken: Hw is d crowd lyk in abj
We were about 26 for the afternoon section so i'm guessing the morning section must have been there about...wrote mine on the 9th
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NLNG Test 2013. by nelklyn(m): 9:04pm On Jul 13, 2013
ogrin: Please what is the pass mark like or what makes one qualify for the next stage. Thanks.
Sincerely I have no idea
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NLNG Test 2013. by nelklyn(m): 7:52am On Jul 12, 2013
tendernexx: Please, does anyone have any idea when they are likely to start calling the successful ones for their respective interviews?
I wrote in abj and the HNIC said in 2 or 3 wks time. Successful candidates are to resume january but have to go for six months training first
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NLNG Test 2013. by nelklyn(m): 12:11pm On Jun 29, 2013
I know this may sound lame but does anyone have an idea if calculators are allowed?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NLNG Test 2013. by nelklyn(m): 11:19pm On Jun 18, 2013
*Lemon:
pls is there an email or phone number which a person can send a mail to or call for enquires.....who knows weda dey can even push our test to port instead of lagos....pls if u have a means of contactin dem,give it so dat i can call to make inquires also i don't v any of d valid id mention should i spend money for driver's lience or go with my originals n my sch id..pls help out,my statement ofresult n oda documents has my passport
You can try sending an email to the e-mail address that sent you the invitation but it will be in your best of interest to secure one of the required valid ids because the different companies providing the services via which the LNG test will be conducted might not be in conformity with the use of school ids
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NLNG Test 2013. by nelklyn(m): 11:00pm On Jun 18, 2013
idrismodel: Pleas how can we prepare adequately for this exam? Which book or materials can we recommend for each other
Well so far I've tried my hands on the free SHL online test at http://www.shldirect.com/en/practice-test and I also downloaded the free Verbal and Numerical reasoning materials on http://www.shl.com and I downloaded Fault Diagnosis and Mechanical Reasoning from www.psychometric-success.com I hope this helps
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NLNG Test 2013. by nelklyn(m): 11:35am On Jun 18, 2013
erul: i think dos dat submitd in lag,we do their APT in lag,dos of abj is abj and dos of ph is ph.i submitd in lag n ma APT venue is lag.pls confirm dis.tanx
I submitted in lag but i'm writing in abuja and i think is because i used our house address at abuja in my C.V.
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NLNG Test 2013. by nelklyn(m): 3:11pm On Jun 17, 2013
ideycraze?:
Get me right bros,I sent my application through post office(some of my friends used courier service).
Got two emails from NLNG,first telling me I have been shortlisted and that they would communicate the date and venue later,the second email was the invitation for test.
I think (not sure o) ,the invitations sent are just for PH only
Alright now I understand, thanks for explaining. Wish u all the best...
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NLNG Test 2013. by nelklyn(m):
ideycraze?:
Oldman ,this is no scam,it's 100% authentic.
I ve got about 8 of my friends who got the same mail from the same nlng email that sent the first mail.Don't forget the test is online.
While u shout scam here a lot of guys out there have gotten the mail. Courtesy demands that u just say u ve not gotten ur not to come here and shout scam.
By the way,did u get the first mail?
ideycraze?:
No I didn't, I sent in my application the same way you guys did,I mean through the post office ,though to the PH address given in the advert.
But you said "I ve got about 8 of my friends who got the same mail from the same nlng email that sent the first mail"
Let's clarify this, you applied via post office with the PH address given in the advert and you've received two different emails from LNG, first one(APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT) and the second mail(RE: APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT AS A TRAINEE OPERATOR WITH NIGERIA LNG LIMITED) or you received the second one via the post office too?
Jobs/VacanciesRe: NLNG Test 2013. by nelklyn(m): 1:20am On Jun 16, 2013
ideycraze?:
RE: APPLICATION FOR
EMPLOYMENT AS A TRAINEE
OPERATOR WITH NIGERIA LNG
LIMITED
With reference to your
application for employment with
Nigeria LNG Limited as a Trainee
Operator, we are pleased to
invite you for a written test
scheduled as follows:
DATE: Saturday 13 th July, 2013
TIME: 08:00 AM
VENUE: 129 Aba Road, Wordway
Plaza
By Waterline Junctions
Port Harcourt
Rivers State
You are required to bring along
with you the following:
1. ALL your credentials (Originals)
and copies of same for
submission.
2. NYSC Discharged or Exemption
Certificate
3. Recent passport size
photograph (full face and without
glasses) and
4. A means of Identification
(National ID card, Nigeria Drivers’
License or International Passport
Looking at this email you posted i couldn't help but observe the subject of the mail "RE: APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT AS A TRAINEE OPERATOR WITH NIGERIA LNG LIMITED". In mails 'RE:' indicates the mail is a reply to a previously sent mail, so i'm guessing you applied via mail but i'm sure the rest of us who applied for the Trainee Operator submitted hardcopy applications and in the email that was sent by NLNG the subject was "APPLICATION FOR EMPLOYMENT"...Just saying!!!
PoliticsRe: Police To MASSOB : Don't Hoist Biafran-Flag by nelklyn(m): 2:23am On Aug 30, 2012
@Idokojimmy: FG is currently engaging Boko Haram in Dialogue

That's a sign of weakness on the part of the FG...previously it was militants and now BH maybe the next will be anti-FG, who knows? grin. Foreign nations don't give in to threats rather they combat it, that's part of the reason NG can't move forward.
PoliticsRe: PHCN Workers Celebrate Barth-Nnaji's Departure by nelklyn(m): 2:06am On Aug 30, 2012
maasoap: the current improvement in the electricity supply was as a result of raining season as it was confirmed by government representative itself just last week. You've been told to expect a drop in supply once water level decreases in next 5 or 6 months.
Is this the only raining season we've had in Nigeria for the past several years? Let's be realistic Nnaji might have committed whatever it is he's accused of but he did his job well as the Minister of Power. I mean I have been serving in one village without electricity for several months not until he came to our rescue. And just a matter of hours that he resigned, the village is back to it's former state. Please...spare me the details

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