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You're talking of 2face wack animation in 'for instance' i guess you haven't seen M.I's 'action film' definition of wackness in it's totality. SMH

*yawn* is the write-up over. Could've fooled me

In 1979, Bamanga Tukur was the Governor of the defunct Gongola State (now Adamawa & Taraba) and 33 years after he is today the Chairman of the Ruling Party, The PDP; Dr. Bello Halliru was commissioner in the Old Sokoto State (now Sokoto, Kebbi & Zamfara) and 33 years after he is today
Minister of Defence; Major General David Mark (rtd) was the military governor of Niger State in 1984 and 28 years after he is today the Senate President; Gov Murtala Nyako was the governor of Niger State in 1976 and 36 years after he is today the Governor of Adamawa State; Ogbonnaya Onu was governor of Abia State in 1992 and 20 years after he is today the National
Chairman of ANPP; Gov. David Jonah Jang was the governor of Benue State
in 1985 and 27 years after he is today the governor of plateau state; and Martins Elechi the Ebonyi State Governor is over 80 years old! Only in Nigeria is this possible, where the youth of today have no hope into the future! Where do we go from here?
People Deceive People (PDP), 1985, IBB was the president of Nigeria and our teachers told us that Buhari was the former Head of State.. Our teacher also called us the leaders of tomorrow..27
years later, IBB and Buhari are still
contesting for President..Its either our
teacher lied to us about being the
leaders of tomorrow..Or tomorrow is
yet to come.. Who's fooling who?.Let's
stand and fight for our right cos we
are d leaders of Today... Pls let all youth
alliance together and fight for the
unborn. We can't continue like this.
Pass it to everyone if u believe in the
NIGERIA DREAM. THANK U ALL.
- Chinedu Innocent

Which one be 'oleku' again nawa o

This is nice... i just hope up and coming musicians read this. And to those up and coming musician forming celebrity(?) feeling like a star (o like e star trek? ) God is watching you. This letter is for you.... peace

What do new born babies eat when the bré A st milk does not flow. I'm just curious . I was chatting with a neighbour and she said her bré A st milk didn't flow for three weeks. Whaaaat how has your baby been surviving? She said she asked the nurse what her baby would eat, the nurse said nothing just put your baby's mouth on the bré A st till the milk comes out, lol. She just had to hide to feed her baby glucose and water, when the nurses are not there because if they finds out Nigerian nurses can be cruel with their bad mouth and stink stare. Still that wasn't enough, the boy was always crying.
So Dear mothers, experienced midwives , nurses and those in the know please i'd like to know what new born eat when the brè A st milk does not flow.

flexya: Gr8 thread.

Only in Nollywood would a man and woman enter hotel room, jump under the duvet fully clothed, then ten minutes later, they av finished doing their biznes and emerge from under the duvet with the woman still wearin her jeans and just doin up the last button on her top. Dem dress and UnCloth under duvet?


Only in Nija film would the driver of speedin vehicle swarve left, swarve right and still hit the parson who is stationary in the middle of the road and yet, the dead body is never thrown away from this speedin car, who always seems to stop miraculously at the point of collision, as if the victim was a brick wall

Only in nollywood r all "foreign scenes" filmed in Nija and the actors r always indoors in a room with a Nicon Insurance calendar and Channels TV programme playin in background

Only in our films will police enter chiefs livin room to arrest him. How did he enter the locked gates or bypass the ever annoyin gateman.

You came late, next time try to be the 1st 2nd 3rd 4th 5th or 6th to comment or u buy a space on the 1st page

brownlord: Tonto dike acting village scene with tattoo on her body, tattoo dey village ni?

Lol,Ijele

24hour make-up, everybody dey form natural beauty

A yoruba home video a man shot himself on the head 3 times, how in d world is dat possible

The one wey u smoke dey worry me, oshiko

hips don't lie , o ga ju o

One word => fugly

oh it seems u guys have another undercover reporter after the last one stepped on a banana peel and broke his neck while trying to scope d'prince on his take banana concert, i hope this one lasts tho

funny thread congratz laila it is a tin of joy.

Cherish100: Wow! Sharon is all grown now. Looking all classy.

you mean fatty

Pleaze more audition news apart frm actors any ushering jobs, commercials,promos,magazines and
billboard modelling. Thanks

^ ^ Yinka Davies u mean

Seriously Nigerian Idol is a joke. They just murdered Michael Jackson's 'We Are The World' .Project fame and naija sings all d way

Buh etisalat advert is to die 4, loves it

Is anyone watching the show There's sumtin wrong with the way they sing i cant place my finger on it... i think it's d accent

I'm sure vanguard copied it 4rm facebook. Like this post if you want ur life to run without engine type of post . Nigerians are gullible i tell you

I noticed this and decided to share, all you facebook freaks i want my privacy back

I love being a woman. Op stop complaining Adam was a man too you know

I'm proud of my Nigerian accent but to be honest i don't blame those who fake the British or the American accent. I have a friend (lets refer to him as London boy). London boy has a British accent. Anytime London boy speaks, i'll be like 'Speak slowly, i can't understand you', he will then break it down in pidgin English. Ok, i felt embarrassed at first but later got used to it. London boy talks alot and when he speaks the first few words are incomprehensible i'll just be nodding 'yeah yeah, true true' with my Nigerian accent, but be able to decode it after a few seconds. I tried to form the accent, lol, but felt really stupid, the sad part is that i can't even form an accent. I noticed the Nigerian accent when spoken alongside someone with the British accent is kinda sexy. I still like my Nigerian accent tho. What accent do you have or fake to have?
http://nellaluvspot..com/2013/01/nigerian-accent-vs-british-accent.html

Redmosquito: LATE cumer! Pun intended!

Red mosquito is a chicken. Na him make mouth pass here

Potential murderers u'all, i'm not afraid

Don't tell me you don't appreciate beautiful people. I'm sure they're nt ugly, you're just pissed because other guys love what they see

[quote author=~vicky~]so what's exactly wrong with dudes appreciating ladies pictures?

[/quote]Help me ask the op oo.
Nice pix tho

Lol, this shit is funny . OMG take banana till u go 6ft yonder

seedord247: Bristih with eczema and pimples... I like ya taste dawg.

lol. Your post never makes sense anyways. MUMU

tellwsdom: Where can i find this gurl??...I want to yamsh her

MUMU

CLIQBOY: i cant fit laugh oooo www.nairaland.com/attachments/930665_Banj_jpg0ed40349bc8de7b84d8608fc833ad63b na by force to go concert...

.... Damn, those feets are ugly ,are you sure this isn't Karen Igho's feet

@op
One day please a trip down to Nnewi, you might see your great grand mother riding "okada"