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The death of a selfish and stingy man.

Instead of him to dig the one he can dig and leave the rest for other guys to continue digging but he chose to do the hard job and satisfy the woman all alone.. More like "Chop alone and die alone"

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DenreleDave:
you have not stated the fault it has or is it until the buyer meet you before you tell him/her the fault

bro pls check well, that’s a screen guard oo.

I don’t sell faulty phones.

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One day you will unknowingly pose for the picture that will be used for your funeral Obituary.

Drop yours in the comments.

Squeeze bitter-leaf and scent-leaf, drink the water and u will be fine

I would have teach u how to make agbo to stop the stooling but u might not get the proper ingredients.

U don try fried egg featuring Eba? E sweet die

Sonofgod1990:
Drop ya account for 30k transfer. I'm in love with this ya comment

Baba, 2k is enough.
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Monie point

Jennyclay:
Who told you Yeye men that a virgin lady makes a good wife . Look at how he even capitalized it. Mtcheww!
Any woman can make your life miserable wether she’s a virgin or not.

Is not as if he’s a virgin either

Bunch of randy men everywhere looking for virgin!!
Shior!!

close ur legs, u no gree close am… well, I understand say u need to survive.

Let me briefly give u a breakdown why we Alpha males need a virgin:
1. Virgins are tear-rubber, untouched. You get to commission her.

2. No abortion.

3. She has a higher chance to remain faithful when married to me. Someone that defeated fornication can't fall for adultery.

4. You won't worry about paternity fraud.

5. They are the perfect role model for our children in terms of sexual purity.

6. They have a higher chance of bringing a saviour to the world.

7. No ex trauma and baggage.

It is not easy to control the hormones responsible for sex cravings. Virgins deserve a Grammy and Oscar.

If you disagree, then tell us the benefits of marrying an Olosho.

I don drop my mic.

Nigerian girls don't see anything wrong in sharing their kpekus anymore. Very anyhow gender, sharing infections and bad lucks.
That's why I pity guys that always say “I trust my babe, she can't cheat on me" They are fools, just as their babes sees them.. Every girls has a price, guys should not let love (Lust) blind their eyes and brain.

Urgent1Million:
It's exposed not expose as used in your sentence.
Besides, you clearly are the person who's not exposed here. You clearly agreed with me thinking you are countering me.
Like you mentioned, you can't work in any of those counties if you don't speak their (official) language.
English is Nigeria's official language and until that changes, speaking and writing well would continue to inform employers' hiring decisions.

ok.
I no sabi argue with mumu people

Urgent1Million:
Even if you didn't mention that you graduated with a 3rd, a lot of us would've deciphered that from the grammar of this post.
This comment is not meant to offend. I am sincerely hoping that you'll benefit from my submission even though I'll be sounding brutal.
Verily verily I say unto you, even a 2-2 is fast becoming undesirable.
The only way you can break into the occupational firmament you desire is to do what the first class and 2-1 graduates do not do - package!!
But first, you need to learn how to speak and write impeccably.
Like I mentioned earlier, your grammar in this post is far below the backline of a graduate.
Your tenses are so muddled up that I could barely tell whether you are describing a past event or one that's about to happen.
Look at your opening sentence for instance. It's an Apple store and you still wrote that they deal exclusively on apple products. Is an apple store supposed to sell Samsung devices? Maybe cherries?
Then you screenshot the mail and send it to your friend and your friend cheers you up. Something he did before you posted. Really?
Though you have a job but the Apple store is willing to pay x2 .... Are they willing to pay x2 or they were willing to pay x2?
If you look at the bolded, you'll see that the tenses do not resonate with the story you are telling.
Trust me, if you submitted a cover letter for this job, it probably was the reason for your rejection.

una too dey Mumu for this country… Shey English na ur mama tongue? well you people aren’t expose.. abeg try visit develop countries like Finland 🇫🇮, france 🇫🇷, Russia 🇷🇺, Italy 🇮🇹 and Spain 🇪🇸.. I swear u go hate English.
U can’t get a good job if i can’t speak these countries language fluently.

Nigerians are ready to secure their votes in this forthcoming presidential election. Don't risk your life for these politicians.

Karemarealty288:
Your case remains me of my Lebanese neighbour when I was still a bachelor on Allen Avenue, Ikeja. The Lebanese man was fighting with one Olosho on our street that morning, everyone gathered, na so the rugged Lebanese man said he asked the Olosho if she has BUSH....Bush I pay 10k...no Bush no money. No so Olosho gree say she get Bush. Lebanese man said when they were about to start he noticed the Olosho didn't have BUSH and he raised his observation and repeated his agreement...Olosho said go on! The Lebanese man fork Olosho finish, in the morning he told Olosho to go cause there was no Bush, Olosho raise alarm, she didn't know the Lebanese man madness x50 of hers.

Na so Lebanese dey shout No Bush no money! Our street scatter with laughter that day
When police came from Area F the Lebanese man said his own part of the deal and agreement reached, police asked the Olosho if that was the terms of agreement she said yes na so police told her she doesnt have any case , na so Lebanese gave the 10k to police....Olosho see the one wey pass am that day. That period for me street na NO BUSH NO Money come be our watch word.

Aside from the fact that she embarrassed you, I wonder how you guys pick up random girls on the street you don't even know from Adam and lay with her without being scared if she have spiritual or physical issues that can render a man useless for life.

A cheater will always be a cheater no matter what. And moreover, cheating takes a long process to be called a mistake. Once you caught your partner cheating, i guess the best is to let go.

Prettygirl200:
Excuse me op, which one is women like food, maybe that's for some other girls certainly not me bc for me na money I like.

shey village people use money swear for u and Jennyclay. Las las dem go use una do ritual

G00DHardDick:
Comrade, I'll urge you to discard that girl or tell her straight up you're not her Father and won't send her anything. Watch her reactions, her chats with you will drastically reduced.

Why una dey date broke girls sef? Nigerian girls are all filled with entitlement mentality!! Don't send her anything!!!! The Werey was even using reverse psychology on you that her atm expired and bank did this and that. Complete trash. Nigeria girls now sees relationship as a means of survival, this is exactly why we've been preaching it loud here that you don't date a Nigerian girl, you only bang her pussy, dump her and move on. Do likewise

Comrade you're absolutely right.

Comrade, we haven't started dating, today makes it the 3rd day of getting to know her, I collected her number just 3 days ago and she's already displaying her entitlement mentality.

I wonder what would happen if we start relationship. I don stop every communication with her. I won't dare reply her sef.

Jennyclay:
Another thread for broke men to start ranting.
Someone asked you for a little favor to help her with ordinary 3k, she even promised to pay back but you ran away and to make things worse, you brought a private issue to a public forum . Nawa oo
If you don't have money kindly tell her you are as broke as a naked man. A naked man does not put his hands inside pocket. What if she asked for 30k nko? You should be ashamed of yourself. Shame!

Ordinary 3k, Bad energies everywhere! Shior!

I pity any man that will get an inch close to you not to talk of getting married to you.
The last time I checked, women were given two hands and two legs and a brain just like men, abi women dey forbid to make money? You reek of entitlement mentality.

ahnie:
Likes attract likes.

I don't beg people for money. I work hard and smart to make my money.

So its now a crime to crush on a girl? Am I a wizard to detect if she's a begger?

Wetin dey sup with our Nigerian girls?

There is this beautiful girl that stays around my guy's area. Each time I visit my guy's place I do see the girl around, I'm really crushing on her.

I told my guy about it and he said I should shoot my shot. 3 days ago was the first day I talked to her and we exchanged numbers. We're just getting to know each other and she's already begging me for toothpaste money. Only God knows what would happen if we eventually start dating. I will definitely be her father.

Here is our chat below and I don't know how to reply.

Please I need answer.

Should we identify you as a He or She or Shim??

You're welcome but what position is this your new moniker? Is this your number 7th moniker?

Oga Titus don jam Madam Titus.

Birds of a feather flock together.

You nd Ur girlfriend dey amaize us.

Stealthninja:
So this is what you have to say?
I'm pretty sure you are going through a break up.

I don't even have a girlfriend not to talk of being served breakfast.

Bro, I'm just scared with the way Nigerians girls are getting wild each day.

Bro, Nigerian girls dey serve men breakfast for afternoon. If care isn't taken you go chop ur own breakfast at middle of the night