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this is one hell of a case where i need to use my golf stick. Walahi I'll break his bones. |
INTROVERT:Hw u take dey do am? I am suspectingvu to be an internet robot. the only time u are nt 1st to comment is when u are going through maintenance. |
AMBIVERT:u seem like the fake version of introvert. anyways, u are doing a wonderful job by just being so dull with yur comment |
I bet u'll see a scene like this in a movie soon cuz it so much look like a behind the scene of a movie |
INTROVERT:ofcourse these displayed weapons are just toys. so, tell me which of 'em wld u choose to get shot with? abi wld u rather join the army to fight these toy handlers |
joeway:Haba! ma guy. its nothing serious jare. some babes do discharge something that might look irritating, but its harmless. keep ur cool and focus on Hw to make her pay for the discharge ![]() joeway:Haba! ma guy. its nothing serious jare. some babes do discharge something that might look irritating, but its harmless. keep ur cool and focus on Hw to make her pay for the discharge |
Freemanan:that's a good life but nt the best life any1 can ask for. |
EroticAngelina:God save you sey u fine. bt come to think of it, the babe make brain pass u on all level. #nooffence |
hope she didn't forget to add some cigarette sticks. |
ilawanson44:I also got stabbed while gej was in power. si, shld I blame pdp for that? na mumu u be |
if u really wanna send her packing, u need to tie the knot. trust me, yur wife is gonna do the magic. #powerofwomen |
Ehn Ehn so na this snake dey steal meat from pot wey dem dey think sey na u abi? God knws Hw long the snake has been in that house. if na me, God ad knw sey I can't fit sleep for that house for at least 2days. #godwin sha |
I remember last yr December while traveling bk to abj. I came across a group of policemen with guns pretending to be securing something. while I was walking toward them, they kept kepping their distance from me. at first, I couldn't figure out why they were scared of my presence. then I realised something funny (i had enormous beards and I was putting on my Xmas reban). as I walked pass the extortion point which they call check point, the oga of the group called me bk and asked me some yeye questions and he asked me to open my bag which I did with a very scary face. after the search, he said everything is just for security reason. he then said my looks speaks bad abt me, and I was so shocked to hear that cuz I was looking. I eventually boarded a bus and the journey began. we then got to abaji in abj where army checkpoints were massive. a soldier man then came to eyes search our vehicle. the next words that came out of his mouth were "u dey form bad guy with yur beards abi"? and he smiled and said yur looks doesn't make u a good or bad guy but Hw you portray urself does. twas then I knew the difference btw the men in black and the army is crystal clear. hope u enjoyed my experience |
Iamsynord:u are so dumb to an extent whereby calling you a mere dumb is an insult to the word itself. anyway sha, if phone no too cheap, Hw u go take dey type jargons here? mtchw ode lasan |
any chaos caused by the men in black, is the fault of the govt. Hw wld a sane govt, put the lives and properties of the masse in the slaughtering hands of these vagabonds? the reason I love other uniform personnels is cuz they are so disciplined. #mofos I'm gonna own a licensed gun soon, so I can start gunning these blood suckers in self defense |
ordinary pepper water dey make person craze talk more of hot pepper water. that woman na female version of devil. |
hmmm! true talk but i wld implore every well meaning nigerian to lets work together to help this man (mr president) to achieve wht we the masses desire |
ramdris:cmon this guy is an entertainer and he needs to dress in a way to portray what he represents. abi u want him to start suiting up or caging himself in ankara, lace, guinea or agbada? |
Divineluv14:u can call him star boy if u think wizkid sounds childish |
*in olamide's voice* o pay mi kin lowo kin ma tabon Bii victor ikpeba. na wetin the English go contribute yo our economy? |
Taylor86:hmmmm! go rewire yur brain cuz its sparking. so u can't fit distinguish btw these heards right in front of yur big eye ballz. mtchw |
starlingslimnet:if you are a fan of discovery channel, u wld have undrstood the fact that this snake killer has saved alot of lives by killing this poisonous beast. NB: THIS PARTICULAR SNAKE IS THE MOST POISONOUS PYTHON ON EARTH |
sentiments aside. these guys (uzi and classiq) did justice to the already dope jam. reminisce sef gv the song choke slam |
dammyblaq:I dunno why she thinks baba hafusa didn't deliver. maybe its bcuz she doesn't understand the things he said. anyways bro u get ear for better lines jare |
wow! this babe has great taste and understanding. kudos ma'm |
we have a lot of places here in Nigeria where ppl suffer 100times more. I feel for the nation but life goes on |
that's an innocent abomination. na God go punish those guys sha! oloriburuku fellows. and see thise idiots too being emotional mtchw |
u'll wait noni or better still, fry the sim with palm oil |


I even thought its someone pretty.