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Celebrities / Re: Why We Arrested Naira Marley – EFCC by Neocotez(m): 8:04pm On May 10, 2019
GoTV:
sad Every yahoo boy reading this will die young. You and your family members will have cancer of the lungs, cancer of the brain, every terrible disease shall never depart your house hold. You will never enjoy peace and fruit of your fraudulent ways. Every yahoo boy, their friends and family in support of their fraudulent activities will die a miserable death. May Fulani herdsmen visit all your relatives in the village so they can have a share of the pain you people caused others. It shall never be well with everyone on the side of fraud.


The federal government should henceforth execute every convicted yahoo boy by firing squad on live TV so as to serve as deterence for other.

Supporting yahoo boys is like supporting armed robbery.

Armed robbers rob their victims with weapons, Yahoo boys rob their victim with gadgets ( phones, laptop, email deception).


Say no to fraud sad
Immature and gross. Even FBI and the victims never curse like that
Family / Re: House Of Rep' Married Women Can Now Choose Their Origin From Father Or Husband by Neocotez(m): 11:14am On May 10, 2019
What is will encourage our naija guys is having kids out of wedlock. This is because I see no reason a man will spend about a million naira paying for a dowry and yet the woman will decide to be an origin of her fathers land.
Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Set 2 Ablaze, Burn Down Houses In Bassa, Plateau (Graphic) by Neocotez(m): 9:15pm On May 05, 2019
bmos:


A week earlier, that village slaughtered over 330 fulani cattle. The Irigwe youths threw caution overboard and did that. Now here comes reprisal attack. Not that human lives equate cows but trust the fulanis who show no mercy as far as their cows are concerned

Irigwe is Miango NOT Bassa
Crime / Re: Fulani Herdsmen Set 2 Ablaze, Burn Down Houses In Bassa, Plateau (Graphic) by Neocotez(m): 9:13pm On May 05, 2019
Last year when the fulanis attacked Rukuba road in Jos Plateau State on a broad day light, we needed abled men to help stand our grounds and push back the enemy but the bassa youths were standing on the mountains with there hands fold and just watching. Today that enemy is at their door step.

Rip to the dead.
Nairaland / General / Re: Man Holds Cigarette & Smokes With His Leg, Removes His Cap With His Leg (Photos) by Neocotez(m): 8:43pm On May 05, 2019
See how innovating our naija guys can be...wattafuck is this
Family / Re: Nigerian Lady Who Declared Mum Missing 4 Days Ago Finds Out She Died In Accident by Neocotez(m): 5:33pm On May 05, 2019
I dont know her but I feel this one...my deepest condolences

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Romance / Re: Man Gives Lady N2k To Help Him Prepare Egusi Soup, She Did This by Neocotez(m): 4:32pm On May 05, 2019
pocohantas:


Where has she been? cheesy

Babe, I hate that stove ehn!!!!

If I am not using gas, I go firewood o.
At the risk of sounding petty, Lord knows I can't go to a guy's house and cook with a stove in 2019. I rather cook in my space, he would come pick it when I am done.

Stove!!! person go come dey inspect on top? Nahhhhh!


I know that when I call you to bring your friends for a picnic and barbaque on a mountain, you will surely come and forget you "Gas Cooker" at home...fuckingg Bitches
Business / Re: Groundnut Seller In Suit, Gives Receipt To His Buyers (Photos) by Neocotez(m): 11:17am On May 04, 2019
Sunlight never fire you
Crime / Re: Girl Pregnant For Aunt’s Customer In Bayelsa, Sleeps In Uncompleted Building by Neocotez(m): 9:57am On May 04, 2019
delugajackson:
Some men will tell you what you want to hear, but in the end they leave you with nothing but tears, sorrow and regrets.

Tell a little girl what!
?
Car Talk / Re: US: Thieves Steal 124 Wheels From 34 Chevy Cars Worth $120,000 In A Single Night by Neocotez(m): 9:47am On May 04, 2019
And our boys here are robbing Keke Napepe wheels at night

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Crime / Re: Policemen Used Pure Water Sachets As Condoms To Have Sex - Dorothy Njemanze by Neocotez(m): 4:08pm On May 01, 2019
Firstorderwizard:
And so what? They are hoes and should be treated as such.

Modified; for those of you quoting me up and down, Do you know how many homes they have destroyed? We are busy copying the white mans liberalism and things are getting out of hand.Too many evils in the land.The African society is naturally conservative, take away that and see disaster like we are seeing now.

they wont all be "hoes" if your elder sister was among them...ignorant mudafuckker
Religion / Re: The Link Between Sex And Death by Neocotez(m): 6:10pm On Apr 28, 2019
RuthlessLeader:
Why couldn't god just make sex something that ONLY husband and wife can do and enjoy and make it impossible for unmarried people to even perform.

Useless god.

Very offensive to say
Crime / Re: Ghanaian Woman Slumps After Seeing 'Dead Husband' In Another Town by Neocotez(m): 5:22pm On Apr 28, 2019
Lucifersticlala:
I don't get. A dead man died again?
Ghanians an epic movies na 5 and 6
Crime / Re: Gunmen Hijack Corpse, Demand 1M Ransom In Ahoada, Rivers State by Neocotez(m): 10:09pm On Apr 27, 2019
seborrhic:
What kind of rubbish story is this?
Corpse was seized,son went to collect it only to be shot dead,then corpse appeared in church again, cultists came and people scampered.
Some bloggers have turned blogging to look like a field for drops outs.

Just couldnt find the name of the movie at the end of the tale
Romance / Re: As A Lady, You Can Prove That You Love A Guy In The Following Ways by Neocotez(m): 1:27pm On Apr 26, 2019
krissconnect:
Not Nigerian ladies, 90% of Nigerian ladies are parasites, they see relationship as a poverty alleviation scheme. Fools! The only thing they can offer is spreading their legs like akwa ibom international stadium and jumping from one d'ck to another like a praying mantis.
Tell em
Politics / Re: SARS Killings: No More Use Of Gun During Operations – Police IG by Neocotez(m): 9:48pm On Apr 16, 2019
West2019:
What will it take to #EndSASR ?
Bad move. Mob attacks comes handy
Politics / Re: SARS Killings: No More Use Of Gun During Operations – Police IG by Neocotez(m): 9:38pm On Apr 16, 2019
EngrMcDon:
Good development for the masses but bad market for them,



Them go collect beating tire.

I love that song track "We Go Change am For Them o"

I mean; how many people are ya'll mudaffuckers gonna teas with shitt at a time. Does it pop? Is it loud?
Business / Re: Golden Guinea Breweries Dispels Rumours On The Commencement Of Full Operations by Neocotez(m): 8:34pm On Apr 16, 2019
Eagel stout that I drank last week in Jos, were did it come from?

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Crime / Re: Police Detain Student For Owning Two Facebook Accounts In Owerri by Neocotez(m): 11:59pm On Apr 09, 2019
my animal kwantry...its more like a latrin
Health / Re: I'm Suspecting My Girlfriend Has Given Me HIV by Neocotez(m): 7:25pm On Apr 08, 2019
BEANSANDBREAD00:
Ehya
Rip in advance

If I tell guys that prostitutes in brothels are neater than these so called girlfriends they will say I have low self esteem
Your self esteem is zero, you dont know that there's a reason people are couselled before they are told their HIV status

Tripple RIP to you french faggott.

To the sick bro, im sorry about your health advice you take a bold step and see a doctor...feel better

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Politics / Re: Zamfara Killings: Miyetti Allah Profers Solutions by Neocotez(m): 11:35am On Apr 07, 2019
Nobi una say Boko na Haram? What the fvck ya'll sons of bitcches want education now for?
Sports / Re: Nigerian Ladies React As Man's Joystick Falls Out While Running In A Competition by Neocotez(m): 5:14pm On Mar 28, 2019
I was runing when my prick fell out
Celebrities / Re: Nneka Miriam Onwuzuligbo Dies During Buttocks Enlargement Surgery By Dr. Anu by Neocotez(m): 12:41am On Mar 27, 2019
Again ooooh
Romance / Re: Colombian Woman Known As ‘the Beast’ Dies After ‘five Hours Of Drug-fuelled Sex by Neocotez(m): 11:58am On Mar 26, 2019
If it were in Naija FG will crack down on guys
Crime / Re: Photographer Macheted By Masked Thugs In Bayelsa (Graphic Photos) by Neocotez(m): 10:12pm On Mar 20, 2019
Unlimitk:
They drew d map of Biafra on his face.

Hahaha

Your fada toto

hahahahahahahaha grin
Unlimitk:
They drew d map of Biafra on his face.

Hahaha

Your fada toto

hahahahahahahaha
Politics / Re: Atiku Has Everything To Win At Tribunal – Livy Uzoukwu, Counsel by Neocotez(m): 6:49pm On Mar 19, 2019
Hey im fan of pdp but I hate big mouths...just get on with it
Watafvck
Crime / Re: See The Little Boy That Was Shot But Still Saved His Sister's Life During Attack by Neocotez(m): 6:17pm On Mar 19, 2019
candlewax:
who was watching when all those things happened?
undecided

Wanna see for yourself?
Crime / Re: Soldier Seen Manhandling A Man, In Lagos, Despite Pleas From His Sick Wife by Neocotez(m): 10:12pm On Nov 29, 2018
That's why I don't feel sorry when a see a our soldier f**kup by BH boys
Crime / Re: Lagos CP Orders Posthumous Trial Of F-SARS Operative Who Killed LASTMA Official by Neocotez(m): 10:04pm On Nov 29, 2018
Change am for am....
Romance / Re: Poll Results Of What Men And Women Prefer In Each Other by Neocotez(m): 9:37pm On Nov 27, 2018
DanDeeBoss:
The poll says it all. .ladies love money ehn.... cheesy

Politics / Re: Soldiers And Shiite Members Clash Again In Abuja. Photos by Neocotez(m): 3:54pm On Oct 30, 2018
CastedDude:
There is palpable tension in Abuja as members of the Islamic Movement of Nigeria (IMN) and the Army clashed again in parts of the Federal Capital Territory.

This is the third day of the ongoing clash between security operatives and the Shiite members in Abuja.

Yesterday’s clash began with the convergence of the Shiites at the nation’s capital for the annual Arbaeen symbolic trek, which also served as cover for a protest march against the continued detention of their spiritual leader by the federal authorities.

Violent scenes marred the rituals, officially due to end today as some of the sect members were killed in the confrontation with the Army in the Maraba- Nyanya metropolis of Abuja.

When the crisis first unfolded on Saturday, troops from the Army Headquarters Garrison at Zuba, Gwagwalada Area Council of the FCT, reportedly gunned down six followers of the sect. The Army, however, claimed responsibility for three deaths.

See more; https://www.nationalhelm.co/2018/10/security-operatives-and-shiite-members-clash-again-in-abuja.html

Look at the number of youths on the road and you expect them to vote in APC nah

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Celebrities / Re: HHP Is Dead! Attempted Suicide 3 Times In 2015 by Neocotez(m): 12:42pm On Oct 25, 2018
Magichand:
South African rap star Jabulani Tsambo, popularly known as HHP, attempted suicide 3 times in 2015 before he died yesterday. The cause of his death is shrouded in secrecy, leaving many suspicious that he may have committed suicide.

The veteran hip-hop star opened up during a 2016 interview that 2015 was a tough year for him and he attempted suicide 3 times. He said he was eager to end his life that he turned to an online suicide assist website to get information about suicide methods.

The rapper said the idea of ending his life first entered his thoughts after a therapy session with a professional left him feeling lethargic due to the medication. HHP explained that he also felt that his issues were not really resolved.

He said at the time:

I was thinking while my policies (life insurance) are still active, let me just go out. Fifteen minutes I should be done. An hour and a half later, nothing happens. I'm listening to the song on repeat now. I get out the car. It's time to take the kids to school.

He said he tried again with an older car but still didn't succeed so he turned to the suicide assist website again and it suggested using helium as a way of committing suicide. Ahortly after a fight with his girlfriend, he tried again when she wasn't around, this time with helium, but it still didn't work.

This failed attempt brought about a turning point in the rapper's mind. He said it occurred to him then that if he really wanted to die, he needed to live first, and do all the things he's always wanted to do and has been scared of doing.

Sadly, the rapper passed away on Wednesday afternoon, October 24. The cause of his death has not been revealed.

https://zenithnaija.com/rapper-hhp-attempted-suicide-3-times-in-2015-before-he-died-yesterday/


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