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Crime › Re: One Chance Bus Experience - Lessons by neonly: 10:10am On Feb 29, 2020
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Crime › Re: Wife Attacks Side Chick Who Made Her Husband Request For Anal Sex From Her by neonly: 10:06am On Feb 29, 2020
Life is 50/50
You win some u loose some
Dat won't stop d girl from seeing man after several begging and gift and money
Instead d woman should work on her sef to make her more attractive to society
Travel › Re: Man Parks On The Express To Pray by neonly: 9:50am On Feb 29, 2020
What did u expect

Phones › Re: Pls. Which Is Better Between My Three Choice Camera Phones? by neonly: 9:46am On Feb 29, 2020
ChocolateHigh:
which of the the HTC ?
Wild fire r70
U 11
U 12
They rock you won't regret
Phones › Re: Pls. Which Is Better Between My Three Choice Camera Phones? by neonly: 8:20pm On Feb 28, 2020
Oga ade go for HTC u won't regret
Nairaland General › Re: I Was Almost Scammed!!! by neonly: 9:14pm On Feb 27, 2020
I have dis woman has friend on my instagram is der anything to worry abt
Romance › Re: Why Do Ladies Behave Like This Before Sex? by neonly: 6:37pm On Feb 27, 2020
zexy2030:
;they do that to nice guys, but bad boys, they won't waste time, one opened her full body, telling me, oya this is it, do what u want to do and let me rest. grin
U correct abt dat sha
Romance › Re: 5 Problems Every Handsome Boy Passes Through In Life by neonly: 6:33pm On Feb 27, 2020
Nomanlike:
Handsome is the act of a male having good looks. In our society today there are ugly boys, average and handsome boys. In review of 1-10, When a boy is said to be ugly the boy gets a review of 1-2, if a boy is said to be average looking the boy gets a review of 3-8 and if the boy is said to be handsome he will get a review of 9-10.

The reason why am saying this is because handsome boys pass through some problems in life such as:

1. People always think they are gay: this happens a lot in our society especially in USA, whenever a handsome guy is seen, People always tend to see them as gay because they are created perfectly, they dresses fine and they have good grooming. In our society People have grown with this mentality that only boys that are gay normally are handsome.

2. Women are too easy: a reader may be wondering why is this listed as a problem? It is a problem because boys are not really created to have good look as girls, For the handsome boys whenever they passes, girls normally admire them and always want you to be their crush. As a handsome boy it is a problem because every girl will want to be your friend, even those you like and don't like.

3. Centre of attention: whenever a handsome boy goes to a gathering or party. He always causes attention people will start looking at him especially the ladies, if the handsome boy is a shy person he will always feel embarrassed.

4. Girls always see him as a player: A handsome boy is always seen as a player all the time. Girls always assume that they are Bleep boys (boys who only want to sleep with different girls) so it is very shameful to be seen as a player all the time by people.

5. Girls always feel so low around them: handsome boy don't just date any girls because most girls will always hide from them due to fear of rejection. The first thing a girl hate in this world is rejection. Handsome boys normally gets girl who are very beautiful because it is only the beautiful girls that can come around them.

Don't think that handsome boys life are perfect, They have their own problems.
U did not add this they always marry ugly women
Family › Re: Before You Kill Your Spouse Read This by neonly: 5:36pm On Feb 27, 2020
Jehovah bless you
Family › Re: Mother Killed Her Daughter Because Of Zeeworld by neonly: 5:29pm On Feb 27, 2020
Zee world wetin dem they watch for day film sef ha

Phones › Re: Here's The Type Of Smartphone To Expect Or You'll Get In 10 Years Time. by neonly: 5:25pm On Feb 27, 2020
Rubbish the next generation phone is gonna be a 3D projector like d type use in starwars
Transparent dat I can even buy now by request
Romance › Re: Can You Take A Bullet For Your Girlfriend? by neonly: 5:19pm On Feb 27, 2020
I dey crase

Crime › Re: Three Die In Aiye, Eiye Cults Clash In Ikorodu, Lagos (Graphic Photos) by neonly: 8:31pm On Feb 25, 2020
shamsin6300:
Op
This is 2 graphic.

May God turn dat figure (3) to 3000.
I.e 3000 cult member kill their self

Politics › Re: One Dead As Traders, Rivers Taskforce Officials Clash In Port Harcourt by neonly: 8:27pm On Feb 25, 2020
I knew it was a matter of time before people will rise up against those tout called task force in ph
Those guys bad ooooo no mercy
Romance › Re: Please Help, I'm Getting More Interested In Fcking Other People's GF by neonly: 3:53pm On Feb 25, 2020
Vega100:
Hi, I'm a man in my thirties, not into any concrete relationship, not seeking any commitment... I'm getting more interested in fvcking other peoples GF, or just flings, nothing concrete..
I am very well financially stable!!! So that's far from the problem.

How can you help me please..

I need good comments. I want to get settled.
No worries you days on earth are numbered already
Christianity Etc › Re: Popular Witch Doctor Mentions 4 Nigerian Pastors He Is Afraid Of by neonly: 3:38pm On Feb 25, 2020
Viktom:
Popular Witch Doctor Mentions 4 Nigerian Pastors He Is Afraid Of And 3 That Comes To Him For Powers



Popular and the most strongest Ghanaian witch doctor on an interview has mention 4 Nigerian pastors he respects so much and 3 that comes to him for powers. Chief naatia salifu on an interview on their local TV program speaks about some nigerian pastors he is afraid of in the spirit realm, that is Nigerian pastors he believes to be sent by God,and also mention those that comes to him for powers. Chief naatia who is well respected and considered as the most powerful witch doctor in the world made mention of these pastors names. 1) pastor David Oyedepo of the living faith Church, according to chief naatia Bishop David is a gifted man of God that is sent by God and we have tested him both physical and spiritual 2)pastor Paul Eneche of the dunamis Church, according to him he recognised pastor Paul as a young but very powerful man of God which know forces of the enemy can temper. 3)chief naatia also in his statement made mention of apostle Sulaiman saying he is also a very respected man of God that can not be tempered with in the spirit realm 4) finally he made mention of pastor Adeboye saying that this particular man of God is a grand father of Nigeria that he solicits for Nigeria a lot in the spirit. Chief naatia who paid maximum respect to this 4 men of God said the are the only men of God in Nigeria he can be afraid of. The witch doctor who also said that the are many of the Nigerian pastors he has helped with charms to succeed in their ministry, some of them has been caught and exposed because the didn't follow the instructions of the spirit. According to him he said that the are 3 popular Nigerian pastors that time will not allowed him to mention names, but the are very popular in Nigeria now that comes to Ghana every week to renew their powers before Sunday service. These pastors know their self's time will not permit me but all what I say here is the truth. Apart from pastors I also have top Nigerian business men that lines up here everyday for charms to succeed. The question here is, is chief naatia sayin the truth?? Does he have the powers to make such charmshuh Has chief naatia hard any encounter with this top pastors before??

Romance › Re: Which Other Ways Can Your Girlfriend Satisfy You As A Man Apart From Sex? by neonly: 3:35pm On Feb 25, 2020
marlow1962:
Have good manners,be decent,
Good communication skills and also have SENSE
Nice one
Phones › Re: HTC U11 Urgently Needed Asap !!! by neonly: 3:33pm On Feb 25, 2020
doshboyjude:
ur reply has been of help . thank u
U welcome
Just go for low budget phone it safer but the HTC life is a die for honestly hope u make a good decision sha
GOODLUCK
Romance › Re: Can You Date A Man Who Doesn't Make You Cum? Guys And Ladies Gather Here by neonly: 3:30pm On Feb 25, 2020
Alphamalesecret:
Hello Nairalanders.
How is your day going guys,

I am here to share a true story and drop a solution. You have to read to the end as i promise you will gain a lot. (Don't mind my pidgin elnglish here and there).

I saw this pretty girl back in school, and i worked like a farmer to get her attention grin, finally she fell for my looks and charms and we started dating.

Oh boy, i was proud of myself being her boo, so i loved her scarra, and she loved me right back.
We became so fond of each other that we started missing lectures because we will miss each other if we went.
We almost made plans to cohabit in school. I was certain i wanted to marry her shocked shocked

I took her to beautiful places and bought her good gifts...
Then one beautiful valentine afternoon, i took her to the beach and we had so much fun, as final year students, i was planning on the next phase of my life, so i engaged her.
That night she came to my lodge in school, and gave me the pot hole of joy to swim in, she was ready to give her all to me, she wanted me to drive her to high havens.

I have been waiting for that to happen for months now, but she kept asking me to wait...

And i waited for four whole months, four months (Jeez)!! cry cry

Then we started, i haven't done it for some time,

So i was very anxious and happy,

We went on to kiss and romance, and the rest,

But immediately i penetrated her, i came.

She was surprised, and i could sense displease in her face. But as a girl she maintained and we started over again, but it was hard for me to get it up again.

When it was finally up, within 8 seconds, i came again, and she was just beginning to get fully in the mood. Me i was already done and feeling sleepy but ashamed.

Of cause was surprised, but i wasn't cry cry it has been happening for a while and i didn't know how to go about it.

```bros stop laughing at me as if it doesn't happen to you``` grin grin grin.
Sister i know you have met that kind of guy ba? huh huh

Well, After that night, we tried a couple more times, and days to no avail,

so i started looking for a way out, some people said i should drink beer, and i should get high before,
i tried it, sometimes it will work for a round, when my eyes begin to clear, everything will go back to normal,

Some say i should use, TM, omo i sleep till the next day,

I would go to a traditional yourba herbal medicine man and he gave me what to take, any time i take it, it will be okay for that day, the next day it will stop,
and as a student i didn't always have the money to pay.

As this was going on, my girl had lost interest in sleeping with me, sometimes she will visit and want to talk only, if i tried to take action, she will decline and give excuses, in fact she started getting closer to my friend. Till one day, i caught them pants down in her room, i almost fainted.

When i confronted her, she told me i was weak, and don't satisfy her, that's why she had no other option.

I was hurt, and swore i will solve my problem, before it will ruin my marriage.

So i went online and started making research.....

I found out that i wasn't only having Erectile dysfunction, but my penis size was just around 5-5 inches

While women hole is from 7-9 inches

Luckily i stumbled upon hidden secrets that ancient Egyptian men used to employ to last long, and secrets that ancient Sudan's use to do enlargement of any part of there bodies, especially the cassava.

After trying a bunch of pills and pumps to no avail.

I used these ancient methods for 30 days..

Before i started i measured my cassava, and noted it. After 14 days i measured again and i had added 1 inch..

I was so happy, after another 14 days i checked i had added another. I was ale to add 2 inches in 30 days.

I started looking for a girl to experiment with, because i couldn't wait. cheesy cheesy

I went to club and landed a one night stand. yes na am a fine guy.

That night restored my ego, as i enjoyed myself and she came multiple times not faking it.

To cut the long story short. I talked to my ex, and told her what i noticed, and begged her to sleep with me to verify.

That's after 2 months of constant use of my methods.

She finally agreed since she wasn't dating anyone, just sleeping with my friend cry

That night i gave it to her like never before to anyone, she was so surprised and said she enjoyed it more than ever before.

Cause i learnt some new skills along the line while learning my strategies.

From then i became a no girlfriend guy. I became an Alpha Male. I work on my businesses, and my looks, when i have time, i play around with girls. They chase me now, I only chase after pre-selected high class girls, but i don't commit to none.

I have shared my strategies with many men, and they are seeing results, so i want to reach out to more men.

Now i know there could be some men or women who want their men to either

1. Enlarge their cassava
2. Last longer or
3. Increase their libido

Then i want to introduce you to The AlphaMale Cassava Secrets
Note: the female pot hole of joy enlarges the more you penetrate, if you don't update (enlarge) your cassava, with time it will no longer have the same effect on her walls...

[code][/code]Only for serious people.

What do you have to do?

Simply click the link https:///2Vmqwb6 put your email address/name to get access.

https:///2Vmqwb6

see you on the other side.

drop your comments if you as a girl can manage that kind of guy>??
So among all d problemwe are sufferingin Nigeria na penis enlargement be yur own problems
Hope u dey read d way men dey die dis days trying to make a woman cum
Yur mumu no get part 2

Phones › Re: HTC U11 Urgently Needed Asap !!! by neonly: 3:18pm On Feb 25, 2020
doshboyjude:
32k! is urs u11 life or just u11
11 life my son use it sha but mine is 11 which was brought from UK don't know d price but just small difference apart from d memory honesty i prefer d life very portable and light
Family › Re: I Think My Wife Is A Witch by neonly: 2:55pm On Feb 25, 2020
DM me if you want ans
Family › Re: Stereotype About Only Sons by neonly: 2:52pm On Feb 25, 2020
[quote author=VICTORCIZA post=86944602]The number one issue is that only son normally die earlier (don't get me wrong because it not your portion in ijn) reason is that the eyes of the enemies is always on them.
but when there plenty boys the enemies will be confused who to channel their arsenal first and most time it will be on the first son.[/quote

]

Phones › Re: HTC U11 Urgently Needed Asap !!! by neonly: 2:45pm On Feb 25, 2020
doshboyjude:
how much did u get it for ?
32k
Phones › Re: HTC U11 Urgently Needed Asap !!! by neonly: 1:37pm On Feb 25, 2020
doshboyjude:
i need a htc u11

any colour,good condition

location : lagos

type:uk used or 2nd hand

call or text @ 08167997049
Go to ikeja village buy blue or black very lovely am using black sef
Family › Re: N100,000: How would You Share This Between Your Parents? by neonly: 1:23pm On Feb 25, 2020
vizkiz:
It is not difficult to identify a bastard nowadays.

Just take a look at these kids undermining the post of a father in their lives. The system has so much brought down the role of a father. Making him look like a figure head. Praising the mother alone.

Little wonder we have so many days assigned to praise women and just a day to notice the value of a man (Father’s day). Most times the Father’s Day come and go without anyone noticing it

Same father who worked all his life to take care of his family? Same father who will risk his life day and night just to put food on the table? Same father who paid your fees from the very first day you were born till you started earning your own money? Same father who put a roof over your head and even assigned your own room? (No wonder men die early)

Only for him to be cheated again when he is to reap the fruit of his Labour. Little wonder most of you are cursed. It is because you have offended God and man by being a fool.

Just take a look at the cheap gold-digging girls we have nowadays. All they do is look for a ready made man. So after having kids for that guy, those unfortunate kids will rather take care of her than their father who has worked for money all his life?

What happened to 50:50? To hell with you simpletons.

My mum has done a whole lot for me and I’ll do anything just to make her happy but my dad (bless his soul) deserves as much love and happiness.

Even the 50:50 sef, my dad will still buy gifts for mum from that money. I understand most of you are not from stable homes sha...Una dey use una family problem judge the matter.
I must know you I will start following your comments make sense die
All dis useless kid's now forgetting dat if not for der father hustle der mum will still go and Bleep another man to provide for them last last she go abandon them and start nursingtbe new man children
To all the fathers out der including me
KEEP IT UP
Phones › Re: Please, Is There Any Good Phone I Can Purchase With N37,000? by neonly: 6:49am On Feb 25, 2020
Yes go for HTC u 11 life pocket friendly
Health › Re: See What Eating,the Head Of Fishes,does To Our Brain by neonly: 11:21pm On Feb 23, 2020
I love fish head it last longer when chewing
Family › Re: Should A Husband And Wife Stay In Separate Rooms? by neonly: 6:06pm On Feb 23, 2020
James289:
It is good and at the same time it is not good, it depends on the relationship.
Nagging wife... Yes
Drunker husband..Yes
Bed wetting wife..Yes
Smoker husband..Yes
Cheating couple..Yes
They're just living together for the sake of their children not for love
But in relationship where there are love, respect, caring, cleanness, ...No.
U right abt d children issue sha

Crime › Re: African Man Seen Being Wrapped In Nylon For Deportation From France (video) by neonly: 8:29pm On Feb 22, 2020
What

Romance › Re: Woman Who Look Like A Ghost Twerk At A Party Spark Outrage by neonly: 8:22pm On Feb 22, 2020
Nothing buhari no go see

Phones › Re: Samsung Galaxy A51 Review. The King Of Budget Phones by neonly: 7:53pm On Feb 22, 2020
Try HTCu 11 pocket friendly

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