₦airaland Forum

Iwo is not an Islamic Emirate for God's sake. what nonsense.

Amen in Jesus name. This is a very serious prayer.

ogbeniolola:
May your wife not put to bed on a flight from US to Nigeria.

Osun State University where students pay up to 250k is worse. Schooling in Nigeria is shit.

ahless:
You got the fake one a friend of mine is presently using the core i7 version

They improved overtime. He was talking about 2008 and you are talking about 2017.

Seun:
I think my HP laptop now lasts about 8 minutes on a full charge, It's not made in Nigeria. How about that?

chai, this one weak me o.

Op cannot even back up the post with pictures. Pictures or adonbilivit!

niceprof:
The same Isreal Africans are defending?

So you mean Israel should allow Africans into their territory even if they don't have the requirements? You don't have a point.

lawman88:
Happy new year Nairalanders,

My wife is very churchy and spiritual. I love her for that but she told me this morning that the spirit ministered to her to sow something huge to a reverend father, so she carried all her December salary and gave to a reverend father. I asked her why she didn't notify me before she undertook it and she said such instructions should be carried out without anybody's knowledge.

I'm not a catholic member, I'm RCCG. catholic members in the house, is that how your doctrine is? We are young couple and I wish we don't have any serious disagreement for now.

I don't think it's the best to share your family issues here on social media. You will get different advices that can harm your marriage. My humble opinon.

Every ceremony will be done in the bride's parent house.
1. Introduction and engagement :
It can be done like a month to the wedding or preferably a day to the wedding where the groom will come with his family members to come meet and get to know the bride's family members and also make known his intention of marrying their daughter. The bride family would have sent a list of goods the grooms family would bring along with them while coming like a month before the date. The list usually include like 42 tubers of yam, a travelling bag filled with clothes and clothing accessories for the bride, honey, kolanut, palm oil etc. They will also come with the bride's price although the bride price is usually returned to signify that the bride family did not sell their daughter but they gave her as a gift. The bride's family will have a MC (known as Alaga Ijoko) while the groom's family will come with their own MC also which is also known as Alaga Iduro. The Alaga Ijoko will be host and will achor the programme. (They are the first person you need to contact for further details on your wedding plans). Tell the groom together with his male friends to prepare to postrate for the brides family.
The brides family will cook for everybody present at the party although the groom's family can support them with money, or a bag of rice etc.
2. Wedding ;
This depend on your religion or preferance. You can either do a church wedding or a Islamic wedding(Nikkah) or a court wedding. Any of this three makes you officially and legally married by the Nigerian law.
3. Reception :
This is where you serve everybody various delicacy of food. You cut the wedding cake, take photographs with family and friends. Etc. It is immediatelly after the wedding.

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I will advise you to do the introduction and engagement on a friday and do the wedding and recpetion on a saturday.

kimbraa:
A banging body doesn't keep a man. Ask Jennifer Lopez, ask Beyonce.

They are not actually as beautiful as the pictures they post on social media.

ireneony:
Mtchewww
Look at how a mere white commoner that is from England landed a nollywood movie role. How come Nigerians in Nigeria can't land a role in a movie in England.

Your level of ignorance is alarming.

ndoeyopbennet:
I used my name deliberately. It has been in my favour so far. I have been contacted already by the Dean of the PG school and other important persons who can help in my unique plight.

Best of luck op.

It would have been better if the op did not mention his name to avoid further delays. Anyways as my people would say a one eyed person is the king in a village inhabited by the blind. UI is the best in Nigeria for post graduate studies.

ollah1:
I m not spewing hatred but stating facts. It's all over the Bible that the needy should be helped. What are the foundations laid by clergies strictly for the poor? People die everyday in hospitals. Gos said his judgement will start from his house but we shouldnt wait for that before getting things right and done

What are you trying to say? I don't get you. Is it the #2bn stadia project that is killing people everyday in hospitals? Get a life, stop hating.

johnstar:
University wey d poor nor fit attend


Religious in Nigeria is a bloody scam

Brainwashed ppl

1. Your English is bad.
2. Who is brainwashed between taxpaying Nigerians that attend governments universities like Uniosun, OOU, KWASU etc and pay up to 350k as school fees and a winners member that out of his own discretion choose to pay or not to pay tithes and offering attending Covenant University.
Stop blaming the church for the failures and inabilities of the government. Taxpaying Nigerians deserve good roads, quality and affordable education, good medical services and food security. THE CHURCH DOESN'T OWE ANYONE.

I'm so happy. Haters of the church can start their wailing. The church is moving forward and the gate of hell can never prevail against it. Haters should go and hug transformer.

Heywhizzy:
I sincerely hope the poor ain't left out from the spending of the church



May God open the eyes of our pastors to make right investments.. The poor and the needy should be the main priority of church funds.. Lord help us all

In fact the church was established because of the poor. May be they should even stop preaching the gospel and they should focus 100% on feeding and caring for the poor.
Hypocrites

isaacfreeman99:
My wife took my phone and deleted jane's number and saved her number as Jane.

You see, someone had tipped my wife off about my side chick, jane. I then got an SMS from jane asking for #5,000 airtime. I rushed out to the mall, bought the airtime, and sent it to jane, She did not acknowledge receipt of the airtime.

When I was relaxing at home after work, I kept wondering if jane had received the airtime. So I sent her an SMS to find out if she had received the airtime. Her response was, "Call me now".

I got out of the house to make the call. You can imagine my horror when my wife answered the call! .......

Well to cut the long story short, I'm still standing outside.....��

Should I go inside or go back to work?

Isn't it hilarious that some people actually belived the op? The Op is just joking. It isn't real.
Nice joke Op.

tosyne2much:
Do you know that both Athiests and theists might even be wrong at the end of the day?

I know that there is a creator.

tosyne2much:
That's the way it has been and that's the way it will always be. Even our so called Atheists remember God when there's no other place to find solution to their problems.

This reminds when me and my course mate (an atheist) were traveling from school when the tire busted and the driver lost control, my friend was the first to shout "Jesus" and I couldn't believe my eyes ooo.

I have seen atheists who call pastors to pray for them, they confess their sins and give their life to Christ so that they can make it to heaven peradventure if they die

Those so called atheist know within themselves that there is God, they just like to be decieveing themselves.

Nigeria is in trouble. Misplaced priorities.

ceezarhh:
someone's awful date is now news on NL...

It is disgusting. It even made front page.

caprini1:
This is not putting any country down,but just my observation. I just came back to Lagos ,after a 7 days working visit to Ghana,Tema ports precisely. My kind of work takes me to many West African countries.

This time I said I was going to do direct conversion of my spendings to naira..,and believe you me ,even with the numerous problems in naija,almost everything is still very cheap compared to Ghana.The most crazy part was fruits,I love fruits,I bought two balls of the tiny local tangerine,for 1cedi.1 cedi will by you 10 balls in Lagos.I don't want to go to food,a very good normal 500 naira meal is about 20cedis,that is about 1600.

A distance of mile 2 to Volkswagen in Lagos ,which is 100 naira,is 2 cedis 30 pesewas which is about 200 naira.By taxi it's 15 cedis which is about 1300 naira.Once a taxi driver notices you are new ,the fares are multiplied.

For the 7 days there were electricity blackouts ,3 hrs per day for 3 days,and my hotel doesn't have a standby generator, and the staffs don't give a hoot,if you are sweating or your phone's are not charged. All they will tell you,is the light will soon come back.At least in naija I know ,light will go off,so back ups are available.


Then finally,I noticed, most people I came across at the port,don't really like Nigerians,but are interested in the money we came with,so sad. One of the hotel workers where I camped ,was so angry that naija qualified for the world cup and they didn't, that he acts it out.


Anyway ,honestly there is no place like Naija ,our diversity is our strenght.And hey,it's still easy to survive here than out there,my own opinion though.

Naija for life jare. Nigeria still remains the best country in Africa.

This op is funny o. So you mean you're too young for marriage at 26? As for me, marriage after 25 years of age is late. Start your family early so that you will not be struggling to pay your children's skul fees when you are in your 60s & 70s.

I love this. It is very creative and funny. Indeed Warri no dey carry last. Warri, Warri ; their father.

Is reggae music bad for christians?

This are the list of African born players playing for european countries.
ANGOLA
William Carvalho (Portugal),
Blaise Matuidi (France)
CAMEROUN
Breel Embolo (Switzerland),
François Moubandje (Switzerland),
Samuel Umtiti (France)
CAPE VERDE
Eliseu (Portugal),
Gelson Fernandez (Switzerland),
João Mário (Portugal),
Nani (Portugal),
Renato Sanches (Portugal)
IVORY COAST
Johan Djourou (Switzerland),
Jonathan Tah (Germany)
EGYPT
Stephan El Shaarawy (Italy)
ETHIOPIA
Theodor Gebre Selassie (Czech Rep)
GHANA
Jérôme Boateng (Germany)
GUINEA
Paul Pogba (France)
GUINEA BISSAU
Danilo Pereira (Portugal),
Eder (Portugal)
KENYA
Martin Olsson (Sweden),
Divock Origi (Belgium)
MALI
Moussa Dembélé (Belgium),
Ngolo Kanté (France),
Moussa Sissoko (France)
MORROCCO
Marouane Fellaini (Belgium),
Adil Rami (France)
NIGERIA
David Alaba (Austria),
Dele Alli (England),
Angelo Ogbonna (Italy),
Rubin Okotie (Austria),
Hal Robson-Kanu (Wales)
Ross Barkley(England) *Ross Barkley's great grand parents had ancestral roots from Nigeria*
DR CONGO
Michy Batshuayi (Belgium),
Christian Benteke (Belgium),
Jason Denayer (Belgium),
Christian Kabasele (Belgium),
Jordan Lukaku (Belgium),
Romelu Lukaku (Belgium),
Steve Mandanda (France),
Eliaquim Mangala (France),
Denis Zakaria (Switzerland)
SENEGAL
Patrice Evra (France),
Bacary Sagna (France),
Leroy Sané (Germany)
TUNISIA
Sami Khedira (Germany)
TANZANIA
Marcus Rashford (England).
That's all I have for now. Feel free to add yours.
lalasticlala,
mynd44.

1. For many years, Deeper Life Bible Church (DLBC) has been feeding the poor for free especially during her Retreats - Bad for news. 2. Deeper Life builds a #3 Billion Naira Church facility to cater for her teeming multitudes-(The Church comes under attack for not giving the money to the poor by people who probably have never cared for others) Good for news! 3. Redeemed Christian Church of God develops a forest into a sprawling city (Redemption Camp) at no cost to the government helping to decongest Lagos-(No one is interested) - Bad for news 4. Christ Embassy inspires and sponsors hundreds of youths talented in the music ministry-Bad for news. 5. Churches establish universities ensuring that many otherwise jobless academics are gainfully employed - Bad for news. 6. Covenant, JABU, BIU and Landmark Universities are among the 10 cheapest private universities - Bad for news. 7. David Oyedepo Foundation now gives about N500 million annually in her 24 year old scholarship scheme to indigent students-Bad for the news. 8. Covenant University in less than 20 years ranks amongst the top universities in Africa ahead of many much older Nigerian Universities-Ba d for news. 9. Pastor Adeboye and wife build rehabilitation centre in Epe for youths overtaken by drug addiction - Bad for news. 10. Adeboye and Oyedepo clock 50 and 35 years in marriage respectively-Bad for the news. 11. Pastor Chris gets divorced - news goes viral. 12. Sinach, Eben, Frank Edwards, Buchi, Samsung, Joe Praize all inspired by Pastor Chris-Bad for the news. 13. Daystar equips 20,000 kids as they return to school- Bad for the news. 14. Bishop Oyedepo subsidises transport fare in hometown to #20-#50 per trip-Bad for the news. 15. RCCG builds 80km road connecting Ikorodu with Redemption Camp/Lagos-Ibadan Expressway-Bad for the news. 16. Oyedepo builds #100 million Townhall in Omu Aran- Bad for the news. 17. Ayo Oritsejafor gives cars, money, Keke, sewing machines, grinding machines to the poor-Bad for the news. 18. Oritsejafor receives jet gift-(He must sell and give the poor)-News goes viral. 19. Winner's Chapel in FACT does NOT own 4 jets-(This is not good for them)-Bad for the news. 20. Pastor Adeboye flies to Zambia, Botswana, CAR, Rwanda in private jet-(He should have flown Nigeria Airways (sic)- News goes viral. 21. Winners Chapel 's gift consignment largest ever received by Rwandan Government - Bad for news. 22. Winners Chapel Accesses Koma Hills with provisions - plants school, church- Bad for news. 23. Olukoya, MFM provides cars and cash for 1st class graduates in Unilag yearly - Bad for the news. 24. Prisoners testify of how Church missionaries led them to Christ, became better citizens-Bad for news. 25. Winners Chapel gives provisions, food, cash to Osun workers after being owed 8 months salary by State Government - Bad for news. 26. Christ Embassy feeds thousands of children daily in her Inner City Mission Scheme (who cares)-Bad for news. 27. Red Cross commends Oyedepo for largest consignment of welfare aid asides government since Nigerian Civil war (who cares)-Bad for news. 28. Landmark University operates largest scholarship scheme among Nigerian private universities--Bad for news. 29. Bishop Oyedepo sits in Church owned jet (Perhaps he should be standing)-News goes viral. 30. MFM invests heavily in football-(who cares)- Bad for news. 31. Living Faith Church under investigation in UK - News goes viral. 32. Living Faith Church commended for financial integrity by UK authorities after probe, named as a good example for other NGOs- Bad for news. 33. Nigerian Churches attract largest number of tourists to Nigeria - Bad for news. 34. Nigerian Churches infrastructural development among highest in Nigeria-(who cares ) -Bad for the news. 35. Nigerian Churches now the foremost player in education at all levels in Nigeria- Bad for news. 36. Covenant University generates her own electricity - Bad for news. 37. Faith Oyedepo 'paralysed'-News goes viral. 38. Faith Oyedepo totally healed - Bad for news. 39. Christ Embassy provides succour for tens of thousands in Haiti - Bad for news. 40. Sierra Leonean President thanks Winners Chapel for relief package to citizens - (who cares) - bad for news. 41. Oyedepo jets out to Sierra Leone, Liberia and Ghana (he should have driven a car or ridden a donkey like Jesus)-News goes viral. 42. Deeper Life spends #1.2 Billion on overhead bridge to stem traffic (who cares)- Bad for news. The Church of Christ will never be able to please the Gates of Hell. It's time to shake off the distraction - copied from Church Gist

We will be commissioning Genort Rohr's statue tommorow in ...... State. Iwobi and Ihenacho's statues are under construction. Don't ask me for the state. I want to believe everybody know the state.

Am I dreaming? Somebody should pls wake me up from my sleep?

slydog:
It's good to start everything esp marriage and kids early. I remember when I was in primary school years ago, my father use to say he wants us to rush finish schooling and be independent because his retirement money is for him and his wife, Lo and behold when he was 56 we were all graduates at home, three kids, and indeed his retirement money, na only him and him wife dey chop am

waoh I love that. He will have peace of mind and will not be struggling at his old age unlike my father.

QuietMynd:
Lalasticlala, mynd44, seun am still waiting for it to land front page.
Abeg notify me if the thread don land front page

he don promise land o.