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It's very easy for me to recognize and separate calls from HR personnels, calls from scammers and calls from just any other person!

Oizatobad:
eranko to ni level ---I CAN PASSIVE YOUR USELESS MENTALITY

hahaha! Eleribu somebody! Now I see, you can't even spell and write correctly! omo-ale jati jati!

Oizatobad:
you are the one stupid because this is so called pastor who sleep with his junior pastor's wife https://www.pulse.ng/news/metro/suleman-pastor-accuses-apostle-of-having-sex-with-his-wife/kx50x6s

Another stupid one! hahaha!

Go and arrest him na! Omo ode

kendrick9:
Where is your evidence of the damage to the system or it's just quack analysis sprinkled with religion as usual

where's your evidence of its potency against Covid-19! Else it's just an hogwash and an expensive scientific scam.

XXXXTENTACION:
do you know the work of a vaccine

stupid question! Ask another!

Khaldave:
Hello guys

So I rarely comment,post but most active everyday whenever I can on nairaland and urgently need your advice.
Will try to be brief to the point and kindly forgive my diction .

So I've been going through a depressing time lately , lost my job in January through a flimsy fight that could have been avoided. So most times I think about how things suddenly turned sour as I was already looking forward into 2021 and making some plans.
Most times I think about my sudden situation and ask myself how it all went wrong ,I pray whenever I can and also get high when the thinking overwhelmed my heart.
But to cut the long story short , I had a dream last night and it was one of those vividly real type, couldn't sleep was awake all through then I sang some praises maybe my body will calm and fall asleep , finally I did and now the dream.

Dreamt that I was on a trip ,more likely to a place I know but haven't been there in a while , so as the trip continued only for me to get to a familiar road ,which was untared but only this time more like a fortress has been built on the road , I tried going through but with each step the slippery the road becomes , then suddenly a woman and a child appeared to me, not the fairy god mother type , she was looking old and rough , and she sought for my help by asking for arm,which I gave and in return I asked for direction as the last time I was on that road the fortress wasn't there
Then something shocking happened, she said I caused the blockage due to careless giving and my carefree attitude, and that if I want the blockage removed I should get locust beans ,rub it all over my feet and either find a river to throw the beans or give it to birds to cart away

Kindly is this biblical ,need your advice and prayers

Oga this is your personal problem. You don't need to seek the request of anyone before you find solution to your problem, abi wen the problem came did they help you shared in it.

If Jesus had appeared to the blind man in dream and told him to rub spit on a clay and use it to wash his eyes would he have considered that inappropriate or faithlessness? I'm sure some folks would have castigate such person if he were just to be an ordinary prophet.

If you need more understanding to what you were told, pray for more clarification.

He's right!
Everyone is entitled to his or her opinion whether to take it or not.

But as for me and my family we are not taking this Covid-19 vaccine.

I'm certain it is not the vaccine the President, Governors etc where taken, they would have made arrangements behind stage to change the whole content. Is it not our Nigeria politicians what can they not do for money, but to die na mba! Who wan die? Lol

If you ask me too, whether you should take it or not, I'll tell you not to. What does it solve? It doesn't solve anything, rather could cause more damage to your system in the long run.

Woow! Awesome..
It's well.
More Grace, More mercy Lord.

needanswer:
Please start mind controlling me with 5G technology .
Naso e easy

Zombie Tower: Attention Prog Spec 41078! can you read me?

Needanswer: Attention Zombie Tower, I can read you loud and clear!

Zombie Tower: Good! I bet you can.
Stand up and initiate 5000 frog jumps,
Your time starts now!

Needanswer: copy that! Program 5000 frog jumps initiated;

Frog jump 1
Frog jump 2
Frog jump 3......

Frog jump 5000

Needanswer: program completed!
I'm getting some blurry statistics, should I continue second round of the frog jump

Zombie Tower: what statistics?

Needanswer: health status: - 65%, Stamina: - 47%, blood pressure: 350/150mmHg, Strength - N/A
Should I proceed ?

Zombie Tower: Affirmative! Proceed!


Lolz hahahahaha! Na die you dey Mehn

One initiated Covid-19 zombie spotted!
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OH no! Two

Nuttella:
Finally, someone that understands, these foundational powers actually made me cry, its even worse when God has appointed you to be the only one to fight them, I am currently fighting both father and mothers house, these powers are so stubborn, they hit extremely hard and take no prisoners, they even stole a blessing coming to me last year, it was that bad, anytime blessing is coming to me, they attack me in the dream throughout that week, if I lose, the blessing will not come, even God had to tell me the days they come to attack me, throughout this week, I was attacked on each day and I won all of them, I even killed a man that wanted to kill me, he gave me an injury in the dream which manifested in the physical the next day but God healed me.

I believe that a big blessing is coming to me this month that is why they are attacking really hard and for each day they plan to attack, the holy ghost wakes me up for intense midnight warfare prayers, after the prayers I sleep and go to battle/war.

A witch attacked me in the dream this week and said she won't allow me to marry , she lost the battle, as the Lord liveth and as my soul liveth, I will not suffer any witch to live. Exodus 22:18.

you are more than conquerors, and you will surely get married! Just let God directs you and lead you to someone that understands spiritual warfare so you can join hands in battle against the spiritual forces.

BetterChurch:
We need to understand how things work together spiritually. There is order in the spiritual hierarchy. Humility is the hallmark of these great spiritual teachers like Jesus, Moses and Harold Klemp, a Modern Prophet.

that's not my point, we already know that humility is key! However you can not pronounce yourself what you are never! Jesus said it and Yes He is! Harold Klemp can never say such because he's not, so stop fronting for him and saying what he's not nor declare of himself. Every other consciousness is subjected to Christ. Phillipians 2:10 "So at the name of Jesus everyone will bow down, those in heaven, on earth, and under the earth."

BetterChurch:
Sri Harold Klemp is the Mahanta, the Living ECK Master today. He's responsible only to the Sugmad (The Source of all Life).

Jesus says "I am The Way, The Truth and THE LIFE" He's the source of All LIFE... Harold Klemp can't make such a robust statement, he's subjected to Christ.

Seeeker:
If it's just a covenant with my blood, why is my a-year-old daughter also born with powers? Anywhere my wife goes, unknown people with special eyes use to call her to a corner to tell her the kind of child she carries. They use to tell her my beautiful daughter is a dynasty of her own and should be taken care of.

All power belongs to God. Train her in the way of the LORD. So she can use her ability for a good course. I've said it before we are in the time of God's Era! Spirit beings will be born as humans and they will retain power in them.

You will believe this if you have no understanding of who Elihah or Enoch are! Now tell me did Melchizedek died or is he still roaming the earth! don't forget he has no beginning or end, so where did he came from

Op for your information, Jesus is not a prophet or a greatest prophet, He is God.

BassReeves:
What is the meaning of these lazy and unconvincing isolated, out-of-context bible quotations?

son, go and study.. I'm not here to convince you! The Word is there to judge everyone! Grace!

BassReeves:
Funnily enough the Holy Bible does not have anything in it about the word, homosexuality, for you or OP At10tion, to wrongly ascribe it, as a bible's position and put it down as a type of sin.

Of course, I am sure that you xproducer, At10tion, Shelumiel and Nephilim will flee from tendering a convincing answer why according to your surface understanding, homosexuality, ordinarily, is a sin or sinful.

"Do not lie with a man as one lies with a woman; that is detestable" (Leviticus 18:22) and "If a man lies with a man as one lies with woman, both of them have done what is detestable. They must be put to death; their blood will be on their own heads" (Leviticus 20:13).

Romans 1:26-27

Paul writes: "God gave them over to shameful lusts. Even their women exchanged natural sexual relations for unnatural ones. In the same way the men also abandoned natural relations with women and were inflamed with lust for one another. Men committed shameful acts with other men, and received in themselves the due penalty for their error."

madprophet:
Oga mi sir,

In this line of work, me I dont like talking too much oo.

You know am a small boy, so am very careful with words.

God would help us.

This is a major problem with our kind of Christianity this days... Warfare is real, Oppression is real, and Affliction and others are real.

This journey is per head, find what works for you in partnership with the holy spirit.

But if you think no need for warfare prayers, All is well.

Warfare is not praying against human is against spiritual wickedness in all places against one.

God would bless you my oga.

We celebrate you sir.

Thank you sir, I celebrate you too, The good LORD is your strength, Amen.

Hahaha hahaha pathetic!

shadeyinka:
@hercules22 @Nutella

There is a place for violent prayers in the Christian faith:This is the place of spiritual warfare. There is a place for loving your enemies too.

However, we wrestle not against flesh and blood but against principalities, powers, spiritual force of wickedness in the high places.

In spiritual warfare, pummel the enemies but leave the human beings out of it.

In other words, witches, wizards, sorcerers and Buhari are not the enemy. The enemies are the demons, unclean spirits, principalities and satan behind them. A witch is just a mere tool in the hands of satan.

You don't fight the sword of the enemy, it is the enemy (satan) himself you fight VIOLENTLY and AGGRESSIVELY! Once the real enemy is broken and incapacitated, the tool become useless.

Spiritual warfare are not fought by praises or worship except when specifically commanded.

Still on this? Anyways
@madprophet Hey broda.. Please don't say you think! There is!

Anyone that doesn't believe it and say otherwise needs more wisdom and understanding into the mysteries of the kingdom. We are not just some folks that sit and prophesy, we go out to fulfill prophecies as true soldiers of Christ that we are even as the spirit of God moves us to deliver the captives and destroy the hordes of darkness Isaiah 61:1-3.

@shadeyinka It's written we wrestle not against flesh and blood but against powers and principalities and rulers of darkness in high places", but blessed be God that gives us authority over them and made us kings and priest to rule over them, not just kings that sit and decree, but kings that decree, fight and win wars, even our LORD is a Man of war, He had to come down from His heavenly throne to displace the kingdom of darkness, that's a true King and not just a King but the King of Kings and that's to tell you there's a place of warfare.

I once had an encounter with a lady friend whom we had an issue, it dragged for long and at a time she said I will see! In the night she came with all her "birds" I woke up enter into some prayers and slept back then the warfare began, their leader came against me with a stick, I was filled with the spirit, as He lifted me up I cut a stick from a tree and we rain against each other, as we struck each other her stick disappeared and appeared into my hand, and she fell down in pain and agony, I was just smiling and left the place!
When the lady saw me in the physical she was like you are a witch! Lolz I just smiled and I was like you don't know anything.

I've fought with demons from the second heaven, from the depth of hell, I've released captives from their prisons, even the prince of darkness had come against me, all these I did even as the spirit of the LORD moves me, this is what some of us are built for, And many more I can't begin to narrate of my spiritual journeys and battles here because there are many scoffers here who are unbelieving and some who still needs more understanding of how the kingdom works! Grace!

Do I really need to take it into consideration or overlook?
I observe my girl friend is very stingy and selfish. I really don't need anything from her, I foot our bills from A - Z, I give her between 1500 to 5k as tfare, meanwhile the actual tfare from my place to hers is just 200 to and fro.

Ok the problem is some weeks ago she was at my place for some days, the 2nd day in the morning I realized my toothpaste has finished, having it in mind that I'm gonna buy another one on my way back later in the day, unfortunately I forgot to buy it despite buying stuff at the supermarket. But God so good as I was blaming myself for forgetting to buy it, she told me she has toothpaste in her bag so we used her toothpaste that morning. I kept forgetting to buy this toothpaste for the next 3 days, I had to cut the tube with knife so I can have something to brush my teeth but my girlfriend was quietly using her toothpaste alone and she will return it into her bag, she saw me tearing the tube but didnt occur to her to surrender her toothpaste until i bought mine the 5th day.

I really didn't count it initially but I have noticed other things and it's taking my mind back to the incidence. My girlfriend has never used her money to buy me a sachet of pure water or cheapest orange or whatever.

Another funny thing is when we are eating, sometimes she accused me of eating from her meat or taking from her drinks when i didn't even touch it. Imagine always trying to lay claim to 3 pieces out of 4.

Do I need to pay attention to some of the little details or overlook all because of love or am I overreacting?

NB : she's presently unemployed but never lack support from her parents and myself.

she's such a stingy greedy ediot!

Test her... Act broke and ask for support, even if it's #500 support and see her reaction!

Ayrastarr:
You sound very Gullible.

Is this Ignorance or what?

Abi is this the first time you're hearing of such gift?

People see spirits and all.

you're very right! Some humans won't agree with you, don't drag it with them! It's not their fault! Many are not meant to see or understand only few are!

kingofchess:
Very serious sir, that is the dilemma I am in right now

Babies don't just see someone on the first day and start crying even without touching them, this is beyond normal bro.
If I may ask, how did the child died?


Moreover you should fast for 3days and in each day wake up to pray around 12-3am and pray that God should reveal who your fiancee is, to you!
"O LORD my God reveal who my fiancée (say her name) is!"


Bro it's good for you to pray that prayer and know who your fiancée really is, because if not you might just be walking into a big trouble you might not be able to come out from whole!

ediko5:
Heard the man left the hospital at Abuja, flew in Port Harcourt for the wedding, he was very weak after arriving Port Harcourt, hence the reason he told the couple to meet him In his office so they could be joined in the office.

The mistake he made was not training other pastors to assist him in some service like this cos sometimes illness can be caused by stress.

Did he finally joined the couple?

You know it's their big day, it doesn't matter what their offences are, they should find grace! He could have just let them be or ask another pastor to fill in, even if it's to be giving him direction on phone, fine! That's still better than kicking them out like you've never known them before!!

ChilledPill:
Please I just want to know if what I am passing has any spiritual undertone or if it is a medical problem, and is there anybody that you know who has or had a problem like mine?

I always snore every night in my sleep I mean a heavy snore that someone outside the building can clearly hear me snoring and this always lasted to 30mins anytime I retire to sleep.

The second is that I always have a terrible night filled with horror and scaring nightmares in my dream from Sunday night to Monday morning every week, horror scenes and scary, walking in a lonely and dark places in my sleep, running with someone chasing me and sometimes I will fall and then I will wake up, feeling of fatigue when I wake.

PS: I don't watch horror movies.

I have never believed in spiritual life but now I am having doubts that someone may be after my life and attacking me spiriually.

I have prayed to the extent I am having doubts in mind that there is no God that answers prayer

change change your environment, change your beddings too and keep praying.

I was mad at him after hearing the former story! Yes, where is the place of mercy!!
I hope he made it sha else the kind of judgement he go receive go be without mercy!

As it is written do unto others what you want them to do unto you!

What will cause you to stick to your own wife and fiancee rather than jumping from one lady to another.

I watched a film yesterday GREENLAND and it was quite intriguing! It depicts how the world will be put into total chaos in the aftermath of global disaster which might also come as a result of pandemic but in this movie a meteor shower!!

Truthwords:
The World will be a better place if this nephilim called bill gates of hell cease to exit