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Hello sir.. I dreamt that I bought a new plasma TV, like the one I had before but more clearer, to make it two in my room, does it mean something?

NDDC officials just dey cash in like madt like person wey do money ritual hahaha, especially dier ogas dem. It's well.. Make dem go leave jere!

Hackportal:
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ABC News reporter Will Reeve unknowingly live broadcasted himself reporting news from his home but forgot to position himself in the camera well so that viewers wouldn't see that he was not wearing pants- an embarassing gaffe for the reporter and the TV Network.
Reeve appeared Tuesday on "Good Morning America"  segment on American network, ABC News talking about pharmacies using drones to deliver prescriptions to patients.

Reeve, who acts as his own cameraman while broadcasting from home, positioned himself to show clearly that he was dressed in a suit jacket -- but he wore no pants and probably thought he could get away with it.
Of course, viewers quickly took to Twitter to react to the incident. See Tweets below...

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I have ARRIVED," Reeve tweeted back. "In the most hilariously mortifying way possible." after one twitter user notified him of his gaffe..
See the video below.




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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlNKLiI9h3g?t=4

hahaha, that shows he's actually reporting from home

Righteousness89:
Madam leave all these Stories!
You are not a Korean neither are u in Korea..

We tend to Deceive ourselves here..

Nigeria and Africa have our Peculiarities..

Lockdowns in Nigeria or in Africa will create Greater deaths.. our Leaders just copied what the Europeans and Americans were doing!

The Lockdown should be lifted and Churches opened!

We are Africans and we know how we attend to these things

you are so particular about churches opening, this thought can't be from a sound mind but from a fanatic! The scripture says where two or more people are there I am(The LORD) with them!

Moreso wisdom is profitable for all things. Gather your family in your room and do your church there. And see whether God won't still do what he will do.

You didn't even talk about markets, banks, and other commercial places opening up where people can go and earn their daily living, but churches, do people make a living from the church, oh I guess you're a pastor right!! Even some of us that are ministers with no church blocks doesn't lack! Because He is the greatest provider that can do beyond our imaginations. So what's the open the church fuss about.

And Moreso the blocks is not the church but we are ourselves are the temple of God, we can always do online service, whatsapp video prayer meetings and every other means on social media.

The lockdown measure is for the safety of the society which will leave and we shouldn't rant against it for our own selfishness! The scripture says respect the authority, if you don't, then you transgress!!

Fat Monster! Hopefully you will have been dinning with the real Monster by now

Scariest dream.. Lolz! They are many.

Anarchy01:
I have a female friend
which behaves funny
atimes, she does
things like squatting
suddenly on the road
and laughing so hard
for less funny jokes.
She's quite s*xy and beautiful but she shocks me by weird things she does.
I have tried kissing her before and even though she refused, she smiled sweetly at me.
I have no girlfriend currently so am thinking of s*xing her.
Can i at least f*ck her without being harmed?

Are you ready to spend some time in jail.? That's the first question you should ask yourself! If your answer is YES, go ahead.

That fat monster

Gbenga Adeyinka,
You will only climb up to heaven and get stuck there, because there are no tears in heaven to build you a staircase down to earth.

Rest in peace Yomi Obileye.
I was wondering if he's the same dokubo character that starred in Tinsel, but nahh!!

That should be when I told a microfinance bank that the least salary I can collect from them is #100k

yinkaadesegha:
Please you need to pray against the activities and plan of the enemies towards your life.....
pray with eccl 10.8..He that diggeth a pit shall fall into it; and whoso breaketh an hedge, a serpent shall bite him. Thanks

Okay thanks.

Hello.. I dreamt a church friend of mine, Michael, came and said "I'm asked to take your blood sample" he took it with the syringe, and then some of the blood streaming from my pierced hand dropped into a basin of water, immediately the water started boiling and the blood evaporate into a thick white cloud and flows away...i felt cool about it! But what could it mean.

u11ae1013:
I hope it doesn't include lagos

lagos has been on lockdown since na Haba! Other states are just doing "notice me" but now they've officially agreed to go in the way of Lagos, Abuja and PHC.

Haba! Ella ti e ti ba er ooo! Even after talking sense 4dis gal she no hear word! Na wa.


Ps: I no know her o!! Met her on one olosho app like dat! Lolz

iwaeda:
Covid19 FG Lockdown; See 3rd Mainland Bridge Today!

Traffic on 3rd mainland bridge this morning as sent in by our Correspondent � please where are these people going even after cases in Lagos rose to 70 just last night. What is the colour of our problem? Cc @trafficbutter

VIA @Hasshabie

https://twitter.com/trafficbutter/status/1252149673869090816?s=19

Lagos people are I dont understand. In the evening, 100 new cases

wetin you sef dey look for

brainz360:
Hello guys, as a fresh graduate with a 2:2 grade, which would you advice I do or would you rather opt in for among the three to have a successful career in the near future?

travel to a developed country.. That's the best business plan that will give you a better MSc be dat.

Rozz:
capricon

it means you're very emotional and have a very soft heart!! But please before you go into any relationship get a iron chain and padlock for your heart oo lolz lolz cos I don't want to hear stories that touch.

Rozz:
The primary responsibility of an envagelist is to preach God's words, telling people simply and clearly what God says about his messengers and what He has done for us all. It is the duty of an envangelist to deliver God's message and be faithful to every word.

However it is a difficult task for single ladies who have passion for evangelism. Most of the opposite sex do not really have interest in your message but romance and believe me some can go to any length for this.

No doubt I have passion for evangelism but my pastor has advised me against it as it brings everything controversial for all the moves I have made towards it, even online is not left out.

Pastors in the house, do you think I should give up this passion? Am I going against God's passion in me if I stop?

wisdom is profitable for direction. Evangelize to young school students, make females your priority. You can always go to with a female friend or your own brother... Morever your ministry might become more proved when you get marry, ask God to lead you and take it easy, endeavor to do the work rightly and don't forget to make use of social media, you might consider marry some1 that has a calling like yours to ease things because two heads is better than one! And don't forget to have a prayer partner, one that understands your mission.. Bless you!

Attimes when someone is hours to die, they seems to look like someone recovering... It's like at that point the whole white cells are fighting out their last but when they lost out it is bye bye for that person, I believe this is what happened to Abba kyari! I've seen some couple of that scenerio! Anyway RIP to the dead.

OLAFIMIX:
Dm for your Ankara face mask at the rate of N50 upward. We sell in Unit/dozen.we can deliver up to 10,000unit.

how effective is it.

If they had no record of travel history or came in contact with any infected persons then how did they contact it, did it fell from heaven upon them! Unmh,

HRHQueenPhil:
mind ur business, that's wat men do

I'm seriously minding it but paying with no serious success story its certainly a bullşhit!!

HRHQueenPhil:
Join @Africasinglesconnect on Instagram
They will hook u up and u will share invites this year. U will little Moni though

how many have you connected and her married?

Scaredd:
Good day everyone,

I'm the guy that likes to flirt with women (trying so hard to change). Sometime last year November, I hand some sex encounters with 4 different women (2 unprotected) and by first week of December I started experiencing some symptoms which include;

1.White tongue
2. Occassional diarrhoea (watery, oily and formy stool ever since then. I feel sudden need to ease like twice or thrice a day).
3. A gradual weight loss (I eat very well, mainly fruits and proteins with carbohydrates on average)
4. Occasional hand tremor.
5. Occasional body vibration and fast heart rate.

I used to smoke marijuana and take alcohol, but stopped. I also masturbated for about 5-6yrs, then stopped last year which added to flirting with women. I've not masturbated since then, but still take alcohol (mainly vodka).

I went to a university teaching hospital, met with the consultant and explained to her just as I'm doing here (she was wowed!). She then directed me to do HIV test (came back negative), H. Pylori test (also came out negative) and another test (I've forgotten the name).

She then prescribed, nystatin oral suspension and vitamin B Complex which I've finished taking, yet no change. Meanwhile, I've taken fluconazole, antibacteria and probiotics of late.

I'm waiting for the lockdown to be lifted to go back, but before then, (who knows when this whole problem will end) felt i might get some help here.

Please Doctors, what could be wrong with me. Especially this diarrhoea and white tongue. My stomach is always rumbling after eating. Please help.

Thank you.

Pictures of my tongue before and after brushing

hahaha! I'm sure you are among those children that used to boast on romanceland! "I brought her to my house, giv it to her for 3 hours and she was just moaning like she wan die" lolz!!

Too bad, this ain't ending well I tell you!
Just be hopeful and do what you can do.

MuttleyLaff:
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Alarm for blow. Yansh for expose

Nothing spoilt nah. Your secret is safe with me. Make we protect your blushes, but I know that there is colloquial in the West that says "Ni ọjọ ti ọrọ to fọmọle, aa maa fọ" loosely translated means "When the time is due, to break word up, on the ground, then you smash" Besides 1000%, you no sabi am sef, lol

Woow! Wat a trap, And you got caught!
bro biblical intelligence, hahaha!!
So laughable!!
I saw the trash you wrote up there quoting someone, and to know the kind of spirit that rules your mind I had to set a simple test and you failed woefully. please, next!!

Descorts:
We started as friends. We were so close she could do anything for me and I could do anything for her.

She had a boyfriend who was a serial cheat and treated her like trash. It got to a point they broke up and he left. She was heartbroken.

I gave her my shoulders to lean on. I was there for her throughout those turbulent times and made sure she was never sad again.

She moved on. 2 months on we started dating. It was all fun and rosy. I'm not the type to fall deeply in love or should I say, women don't tickle my fantasy, I'd rather be with my goons than be with any girl.

But this girl came into my life and I don't know what she did to me to make me so in love with her. I loved her, she loved me. It was a heaven made match and a relationship anyone would wish for. On my birthday she got me a really expensive gift and I fell even more for her.

3 months on, her birthday was close and I was planning to make it special for her. Then I heard her ex came back in town, I wasn't troubled, "she loves me so much and she won't bat an eyelid for him anymore" I thought.

And then it happened. She left me for her ex who came back for her. I heard from a reliable source that before he came back, they'd been communicating online and the guy told her he's coming to take her back and he did take her from me.....

I am broken.....
I shall rise again in no time, and when I rise... I AM GOING TO BE A HEARTLESS MONSTER.
These hoes... non virgins or virgins, young or old, I shall toy with their emotions and break them....

GAME ON

Relationship code 107 you failed to grab says don't fall in love with a lady that just had a breakup! She's only using you to wave off emotional trauma that would have been her lot, now she has successfully passed that to you!! Take heart.
it's all game lolz

Honeydenz:
Nairalanders I need your advice.

Please who knows how I can overcome my undying love for Head of fish?

you don't need to! Just try and advance from head of kote to head of shark lolz!

MuttleyLaff:
I have asked Nephilim, to share what is the meaning of the Nephilim moniker he has adopted, and to tell what is the essence of being called a Nephilim all about, but he is yet to be forthcoming with anything, lol

Noah’s flood destroyed the Nephilim's bodies, but the gene of the Nephilim survived the flood nah, lol, donnie.

donnie, also, as I almost forgot, please with all due respect, dont insult my biblical intelligence, by you saying, that the Nephilim/giants are the product of intercourse between the watchers, fallen angels and the daughters of men. What the heck does this mean donnie? Especially when, Yahshua Ha Maschiach, Himself, explicitly said extra-terrestrial beings aka angels are asexual. C'mon now guys, get a grip. Pesin dey see road waka nah, even if same pesin dey cry.

Facepalm. Please dont say that. Dont say you believe in the authenticity of the BoE. Smh. No please.

Nobody is hiding anything. Every one who is anyone among the disciples of Yahshua Ha Maschiach read it. I regularly read too. The thing is when read by the easily persuaded it's like giving a loaded gun with its safety catch off to an inexperienced and untrained hand.

hahaha!! Whether I come forth with something or nothing, I reserve the right to share with anyone to myself!! It's the glory of God to conceal a thing and the honor of kings to search them out! Do yourself that honor rather than wait for me to feed you like a child!

I can only pray and strategize! Relying on the government is a no-no.

MuttleyLaff:
OK, you arent convinced, right.

"Mal'ak" or "malaika", is the Hebrew, while the angel word, comes from the Greek word, which is "angelos" Each words, whether Hebrew/English/Greek, simply means someone sent on an errand or sent to give a messenger. Case in point, Angel Gabriel, lol.

Now, all non human beings beings are extra-terrestrial beings, but not all extra-terrestrial beings are angels.Same way, as a flesh and blood messengers are human beings, but not all human beings are messengers, lol

bro, calm down you are now stammering o! Lolz!

Now in your own context all non-human beings are extraterrestrial beings, that is understandable, but you can't classify demons under the same category with Angels! Whether fallen or not.

Even before the fell there were lower levels of spirits that transverse the earth. Whom are not Angels.

Now, I can see that "Angel" in your own context is in the concept of duty (messenger) but in my context it's in the concept of Nature (Glory and divinity).