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Op cant' even spell fresh correctly

OkpaAkuEriEri:
God no if i Have money
I will have buy it.

I don't no y,
Forkin virgin always giv me gudluck

with all the goodluck uve had with the previous ones weh u don Bleep,u supppse get money to afford this one naw

Zimbabwean women and pr*ck are like 5&6

modelmike7:
Very good thread.
We learn everyday.

I have never done number one before.
I'll try it today!

if the handle don spoil nko

Some guys and vaginal thread be like 5 & 6

chriskosherbal:
I think you are not far from the truth .
He is really a Grassroot politician so close to the people ..

Naso nigeria politician dey take start,buying roasted corn up and down,walking with people on the street..giving those lazy youths 2k...make them enter office finish...

OneCorner:
Make I cut d chain komot for her neck

one corner na wetin you see be that...ole

Kewtt:
Who really uses the comatose app anyways

if you really know how great the app is u wont call it comatose app ..stick to ur whatsapp abeg

madridguy:
Muhammadu Buhari Has No Free Money To Dash Us, But He Has Better Future To Give All Us .

naso

Poor hairy pussy cat

Where is chioma naw...she didnt follow him

becos they have swear for you

princeade86:
will dey eat it.

no they will carry it to europe

This is what we call a frustrated egwusi soup..

ChiefAzubuike:
A man who complains about any physical feature of a woman isn't fit to be called a man.

i hate stretch marks and flat chest...big turn off

axeman2:
nairaland with rubbish news

are like chioma and davido

Outofsync:
Biblically, the Christian view is that it doesn't really matter as there is no longer any distinction between clean and unclean foods anymore, but then as Nigerians have the innate tendency to take religion to the extreme, accepting Ramadan food in some churches is seen as idol worship.


As for me though, food can't waste. That is the greatest sin

ma nigha

Togetherness remains the shortest way to panama

after years of epileptic power supply in this country,these bad boyz ave been so good to me.....we are moving to europe together very soon

On Buhari's achievements @ 70yrs:

What will 2nd term 'change' look like if 1st term 'change' is like this:

NIGERIA FIRST SEMESTER EXAMINATION

2017/2018 ACADEMIC SESSIONS

COURSE TITLE: ADVANCED COURSE ON APC Government

COURSE CODE: GVT 301

TIME ALLOWED: 2hrs 30min

INSTRUCTION: Attempt All Questions

1. Discuss the probability of APC blaming GEJ for the next 3years for
(i.) Dollar increase.
(ii.)Fuel Price increase
(iii.) Power Failure
(iv.) Unemployment
(v. )Fulani Herdsmen Killings
(vi) Rice price increase

2. If APC = All Promises Cancelled, where PMB is a constant, discuss the speed at which:
( i.) 1 naira = 1 dollar promise is cancelled
(ii.) 1 litre fuel = 45 naira - promise is cancelled
(iii.) Free education at all level - promise is cancelled
(iv). Increase of minimum wage - promise cancelled
(v). Crushing of Boko Haram in 3 months promise is cancelled
vi. Stabilization of naira - promise is cancelled
(vii). Stop importation of refined products - promise is cancelled.

3. Define the term, ''Budget padding."

4. Mention 3 types of APC propaganda you know, and how they can be used in 21st century politics.

5. Mention 5 IDPs you know that feed with N140 000 everyday.

6. Mention the next 3 countries except Germany that a nigerian president will travel to and the type of disgrace he can possibly receive.

7. If PMB is silent when herdsmen kill people and buys jet fighters when Biafra is mentioned, what is the probability that PMB is not a terrorist?

8. Write short notes on these phrases;
(i). masquerade dressing,
(ii.) importation of grass
(iii). fantastically corrupt.
(iv). My wife belongs to the kitchen

9. If x is change and y is lies/propaganda, solve the equation, 2x + 5y = ? When lie mohammed is a constant

10. If you used to be corrupt, but now fantastically corrupt, explain the effect of gravitational force on you.

11. With a labelled diagram, describe the famous losses ever witnessed in recent times. with respect to:
(i)-- loss of budget.
(II)-- loss of WAEC certificate.
(iii)- loss of the moon.
(iv)- hearing loss (ear disorder)
(v)-- loss of PMB for 3 months
(vi)-- loss of recovered loots
(vii)-- loss of mace

12. If President Buhari @ 73yrs received his 1953 secondary school classmates, with relevant logic, explain how old PMB was when he finished secondary school considering the fact that from 1953-2016 is 63 years.

13. If Buhari's illness makes him a private citizen, what will our illness make us? Explain with illustration using photographs taken from London.

14. With a well labelled diagram, discuss how 6.1billion naira used in buying cars for reps, is of national interest.

15. Write a very short note on why Buhari's administration has no economic agenda to stimulate the economy after one year in office.

16. If senators earn 3bn naira per annum discuss the speed with which Nigeria exits from recession when the suffering of Nigerian citizens is a constant.

17. Considering that only one snake swallowed 36 million naira; If M = rats in Aso rock, and N = Monkey, baboon and jackals, what is the probability that Buhari's APC members are not animals?

18 (A). If Buhari uses 5 hours to drink one bottle of soft drink in his 1st term; Assuming his sickness P is a constant,

a. Calculate:
i. how many hours he will use to drink 2 bottles of soft drink in his 2nd term?
ii. With acceleration due to gravity, calculate how slow the 2 bottles of drink will pass through his throat.

(B). Considering that london doctors have been working on buhari for more than 3 years now and he still uses 5 hours to drink one bottle of soft drink; Assuming his change agenda V is in motion,

b. calculate:
i. The speed at which Buhari will recover from his sickness.
ii . The speed at which he will change Nigeria.


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mhisbliss:
So what would be his nationality?

ISSA COAST OF ITALY SOMETHING

My village people satelite dish....

AutoSpaNg:
79TUDFYGJ

which kind of bet9a code is this

GraGra247:
Abeg stop supporting nonsense. Even if he can feed your whole Local govt for 20yrs, does it mean he can't respect himself and use condom?

condom are for weak men....real men do flesh on flesh

ThinkWISELY:
I don dey find this meme tey tey, thank you

ma nigga

jeffizy:
No. He will fire himself into detention!
You don't go against state apparatus.

since when person papa turn aparatus

CodeGenius00304:
Programmer

you can build nairaland...ok continue...let seun catch u

How many times will this post make FTC in a year

They will always claim islam is a religion of peace...while all they do is kil kill kill....