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pyyxxaro:
Omooor see result

how only one person won take read all the courses , una lie too much oh

F9 parallel


If my mama see red biro for ur result not tooo talk of F9 parallel naim be say my own don finish naa



The gal really needs to marry

StrikeBack:
Send your own so the equation will balance.


Ever heard of completing the square method?

ALCOHOLKILLS:
If that old man extend this lockdown, I will storm aso rock with boys and beat the hell out of him, what nonsense

Shibaraba:
Sweet country
I have a proposition. I suggest the federal government should, instead of wasting money in the name of nysc for youths, make them dey send every youth go America or Europe for at least three months after school so we go see as people dey live over there. See organisation na. See love. See order . See peace. See equality . Everybody comport. That is a country that works.

If this were to be naija, fight go Don happen since na. See that woman dey wave after she Don drop food. For here she go Don turn Jesus Christ. Dey shout line up, line up. People go dey even bribe them to collect aid. That one na if dem mc oluomo wannabees never carry bottle scatter the whole place.Different headline the next day Explorers headline go read
Foodbank turns blood bank as touts clash in abule egba
Pm express headline
50 killed as food sharing turns blow sharing
Igberetv headline
Man divorces wife in ejigbo as he discovers that she slept with officials before food was handed out.
Cyriacius izuekwe headline
Horror as bloodbath reigns in mushin over food
Autojosh headline
How to care for you car while queueing to access foodaid
And our resident asslicker headline Alex reports
Regina Daniels poses with recipients of food aid in abakaliki


By the way,that last picture, I fit bet my blokos na our sisters those hanty be. One back Pikin another just relax. By the way if you no get any of those wrapper for house you're not a Nigerian

Melezenawii:
Vanity
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phransix2:
You don't know the name but u are about eating it? If u die now what would you say killed u?

Erediauwa:
Dear Seun Osewa,



What are you giving back to your esteemed members this period?


We all know that it is not the best of times for everyone, and I will suggest you show some appreciation and some act of kindness to members of this forum who are in need.




God bless Nairaland.

Jason.

Ivimilly:

No be the same China wey one give Una loan they champion the 5G...... PIKIN WEY DEY FIND PARTY RICE NO SUPPOSE THEY FEAR DANCE.
A stupid government is elected by stupid people

orunmila144:
vanity vanity all is vanity

ogbonti:
On a second thought, let me answer your foolish question just to have fun, if I return to Nigeria today and stay in my lane. I won’t compete with you for a job, I won’t even beg u to feed me, I won’t bother you for any help, I will just be minding my business.... WILL YOU AND YOUR JOBLESS FRIENDS let me rest? Lai lai.... u will gossip me and poke fun at me to my hearing that I have been deported or village people have finally caught up with me.... LMAO. The only reason I will never live in NIGERIA again is because PEOPLE DONT MIND THEIR BUSINESS, period!

ogbonti:
I have lived in America for a very long time and I will tell you authoritatively tonite that America will expose who you are - it wont make you a better or worse person, it will just define you and make your true colors show. IF you dont have strong family values and the fear of God inside your heart, IF you do not naturally dislike crime and brought up to hate stealing, easy money or wealth without work, America will tap on your weaknesses and make you vulnerable - IF YOU ARE BROKE IN NAIJA, you can be at peace with yourself, because there are a lot of broke people around you, but IF YOU ARE BROKE IN AMERICA - its either you get into crime or you commit suicide. THE ONLY SAVING GRACE IS IF--- I REPEAT IF, you have a strong foundation of good upbringing in naija, before you traveled and you do not have parents or relatives breathing down your neck, then you will have the patience to try a career switch or training to get into a better job, and this comes with sacrifice- TIME ...you must be very FOCUSED, avoid bad influence (NAIJA FRIENDS WHO WILL MAKE YOU DERAIL OR PARTIES OR CHURCHES were they preach that you are wasting your time in America when others are prospering bla bla bla) ABOVE ALL - YOUR SPOUSE AND YOUR GOD will be the final factors to make or mar you. my people, America is not what it seems on TV. It is a very UNPREDICTABLE place - it can be very sweet and very challenging with unique difficulties and opportunities - it is not a place you plan from naija, most things u think of America while in naija ARE NOT TRUE!!!!

Obainoneandonly:
How does a tweet translate to money. Days Wat am curious about

DIKEnaWAR:
I don't understand. I thought you people watch this programme to see them fight, get drunk, curse, do silly things and fvck live on TV? I mean why would adults watch a bunch of people in an enclosure sitting, standing and sleeping? Wouldn't it be thrilling to watch them fight and bleed to death? That's what I call entertaining!


Honestly, if you watch Big Brother and you are not in any way connected or earning money from it, your life is boring. You don't have much going on in your life and you need an upgrade.

LuciferCatholic:
King snakes are non-venomous and eats other snakes so swallowing my preeq should be nothing to this two-faced Afonja reptile.


They can take turns to swallow me whole while the other tickles my balls.
Then we can all exchange saliva, switch positions & restart.

enemyofprogress:
Is It right To Marry Someone You Meat On Facebook?

Fran6ik:
Davido is not the richest servibg corp member in Nigeria now. Why the publicity and preferential treatment?

Abdul315:
Bang da da dang

dingbang:
The devil doesn't like the marriage institution so he uses modernity to destroy it.[b]
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Kira290:
Must you cast person ni?

Kira290:
you're now a woman girl...
Enjoy it..

Add me on Skype guys..kira 290
Thanks

MIKOLOWISKA:
No freedom AFTER speech