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Politics › Re: Ohaneze Youths Give Northern Govs 21-day Ultimatum by nerodenero: 1:02pm On Jul 31, 2014
Some of these Northern State Governors cant even protect their own people let alone protecting non-indigenes plus investment.With the ultimatum,these Governors are not up to the task.Even FG is losing the battle to Boko bastards.2015 might not be funny and If care is not taken,I smell military-takeover.
Jokes Etc › Re: My Friend Girlfriend As Get Ebola Virus!! Quaranten !! HELP ME!!!! by nerodenero: 12:48pm On Jul 31, 2014
@OP:Your English has Ebola huh
Celebrities › Re: Who Is The Most Beautiful First Lady Nigeria Has Got? (see Photos) by nerodenero: 11:03am On Jul 31, 2014
I dont like her husband but I think she is the finest.

Politics › Re: Did Liberia Delibrately Put Sawyer On The Plane To Nigeria by nerodenero: 10:52am On Jul 31, 2014
If Boko Haram is threatening the north and killing with reckless abandon, then Ebola should start from the south.Many doesnt really want the country to survive.
Celebrities › Re: Seyi Shay's Styles In Hot Killer Pose by nerodenero: 10:29am On Jul 31, 2014
...and you expect me to click that link.Dudes like you never learn embarassed
Politics › Re: Sgt. Rogers A.k.a Mr. Death Now A Crippled Born-again by nerodenero: 9:21pm On Jul 30, 2014
He might have repented and did his job as commanded.Maybe fate had it that the dude would be crippled.
The main point is "no sinner will go unpunished".
Celebrities › Re: Photos : Meet MADLY CURVED Upcoming Nollywood Actress Princess Shyngle by nerodenero: 6:51pm On Jul 30, 2014
Some of these killer curves used to be natural before but now we have more fake curves than real ones huh undecided
Politics › Re: Bomb Blast At Kano Poly by nerodenero: 3:22pm On Jul 30, 2014
This guys wont rest until the North is turned to flames.North,causing problem since 1960.
Sports › Re: Mikel Defends His World Cup Performance by nerodenero: 11:16am On Jul 30, 2014
Wish Mikel didnt play at that Worldcup.If truly he played for the team,was he instructed to be as slow as snail?Anyway,take it or leave,he is still out best option in the mildfield.We just lack options at the worldcup and blame Keshi for that.
Romance › Re: Mentalities Of Opposite Sex You Hate by nerodenero: 10:35am On Jul 30, 2014
Time is precious smiley
evegran: I hate when guys feel cause a girl likes you or maybe just wants to hang with you- automatically means she wants your stick. Booo!
Romance › Re: Mentalities Of Opposite Sex You Hate by nerodenero: 10:30am On Jul 30, 2014
I have never had to deal with that at all.Maybe I know how to play my cards well cool.It is so boring reading how guys get zoned into that territory angry.
evegran: Then invest in yourself and make yourself more desirable and you'd be wanted as a lover not a brother. smiley.
Romance › Re: Mentalities Of Opposite Sex You Hate by nerodenero: 10:06am On Jul 30, 2014
I hate friendzone with passion
Sports › Re: I Will Sell Mikel, Torres Or Cech – Mourinho by nerodenero: 9:51am On Jul 30, 2014
Mikel's British passport in flames If he leaves cry cry
Celebrities › Re: 15 Hollywood Celebrities Who Attend Church (Pictures) by nerodenero: 9:40am On Jul 30, 2014
Even the devil knows the Bible,so what is the big deal?
Politics › Re: We Did Not Give Any N100m To The Visitors From Chibok — Presidency by nerodenero: 9:31am On Jul 30, 2014
Oro pataki ni yen.
Pataki: Jonathan has nothing substantial upstairs.

Every rumor has the truth in it, more especially when the Presidency comes immediately to refute it. Have we not seen this occurring over and over? Did Abati and the Presidency not deny that Patience was sick only for the garrulous shepopotamus to publicly state she was actually on the sick bed in Germany.

The same way we have seen how Jonathan tried giving Pastor Bakare and his SNG $50,000.00 only for the Presidency to come out and deny that truth.

We are a nation set on auto-destruction with this Jonadunce of a President.
Politics › Re: Obiano Appoints Special Adviser From Hausa Community by nerodenero: 3:51pm On Jul 29, 2014
When will a Southerner be given such opportunity in the north?I doubt if the North can give the South such privilege.
Health › Re: No Nigerian Infected With Ebola Virus - Health Ministry by nerodenero: 3:15pm On Jul 29, 2014
Nobody wan die but everybody wan go heaven.
Jokes Etc › Re: 12 Types Of Slap by nerodenero: 10:55am On Jul 29, 2014
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Olucheye: Yoruba mothers produce the best range of slaps.

These slaps will make you think you were adopted or bought with a price.

IGBATI (Face Slap) : this will make you correct your wrong immediately!

The beauty of IFOTI is, you will confess your sins on the spot.

IGBAJUN (Same As Ifoti & Igbati) , IGBARUN & IFORUN (Neck Slap) will make you expose those who committed the crime with you without hesitation.

ILADI (Buttock Slap): will make you pee in your new pants!

Now ABARA (Random Back Slap): this is the worst of it all because it comes randomly on you, anywhere on back.

And apart from IGBAJU, we have a more advanced one which is;

IGBAJU OLOYI (Cheek slap that turns you 360°, it makes you see stars). When you receive this one, you will lose balance and your head will go into auto-search as you will be looking for what hit you. This will make you do all the actions of the other slaps above at once. You will even confess what you never did. Also, it can reset one to 3D (Deaf, Daft and Dumb).


With Love From Oduduwa Nation.
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Nairaland General › Re: BREAKING: Former FCT Minister, El-rufai Loses Son In Auto Crash In Abuja by nerodenero: 9:30am On Jul 29, 2014
Hope he is not one of the spoilt super rich Abuja kids who has turn highways to fórmula1?Whichever way,RIP to him.
Business › Re: How Do You Retrieve Your Money From A Serial Onigbese? by nerodenero: 9:01am On Jul 29, 2014
I dont loan people money I cant let-go of so that If you dont return it,I just move on.
Foreign Affairs › Re: Cameroon Rescues Vice Pm’s Wife Kidnapped By Boko Haram by nerodenero: 8:53am On Jul 29, 2014
One rescued and sixteen had to die!Hope the dead ones are 'boko devils'?
Culture › Re: Answers To Common Questions About Igbo People by nerodenero: 8:45am On Jul 29, 2014
well said as you truly depict your moniker.
Awoofawo: You didn't realise you have stated the main problem with world as whole!

It is the dominating nature of certain group of races that made the world the nightmare; it is now!

Do not try to dominate other to their injury, cause they learn to hate you!

See what Isreal is doing to Palestine and the western are doing to the black people, the muslim to people who don't share their belief, and soon on. These the root cause of all the unrest and pain in the word! cool

As you Igbo would say "live and let's us live" your over dominating attitude negate that beautiful idiom! cool
Politics › Re: Boko Harammembers Are Notmuslims –amaechi by nerodenero: 8:08am On Jul 29, 2014
This is what Rotimi Amaechi forgot to mention tongue
ignis: Let me make this clear,
''All muslims are not boko harams, but all boko harams are muslims'' - Ignis.
Politics › Re: BOKO Haram Kills 4 Soldiers,3 Civilians In Fresh Attack In Adamawa by nerodenero: 7:24am On Jul 29, 2014
chesterlee: “Around 6.30pm, we heard gun shots from different directions and we fled to the mountains and remained there until around 12am when they left the town. Actually, some of us spent the night on the mountains.”
1.Boko Harám are cowards.
2. To say four soldiers and three civilians were killed and for 5hrs 30mins or more there was no response is appalling.
Sports › Re: 2014 Commonwealth Games Schedule: Okagbare Wins 100m Gold by nerodenero: 10:34pm On Jul 28, 2014
Okagbare got us 'gold' and you showed us 'handofchukwu', which is better?
HandOfChukwu: Shame about her hair though, it looks rubbish.
Travel › Re: Ebola: Arik Air Suspends Flights To Liberia, Sierra Leone by nerodenero: 9:54pm On Jul 28, 2014
IjogzK: Yes even if the person is my loved one. The person is gonna die anyway. So why not do me and fellow Nigerians the favor.
Word!
xamuel17: u dnt take panadol for another persons headache no matter the family tie #i shoot first then ask questions later
Sports › Re: Blessing Okagbare Wins Gold At Commonwealth by nerodenero: 9:51pm On Jul 28, 2014
Nice one from her.Hope we surpass last Common Wealth games performance. I think we can do it.
Politics › Re: Bricklayer Dies Testing Bullet-proof Charm by nerodenero:
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Omisore and Rauf are in the comfort of their mansions and Rasheed will be cooling-off beneath the earth. grin grin.Smh!
Politics › Re: Bomb Blast At NNPC Mega Station,kano by nerodenero: 12:00pm On Jul 28, 2014
I am very sure If the graves could talk,they would definitely complain over the increasing guests they have received in recent times in Northern Nigeria. Seems deathrates has overshadowed the birthrate in that part of the country.
Travel › Re: Ebola: Arik Air Suspends Flights To Liberia, Sierra Leone by nerodenero: 8:24am On Jul 28, 2014
Even If the affected person is your loved one huh
xamuel17: Anybody effected with the ebola virus should be shut in the head #gush! This is even worst than zombie infection
Politics › Re: Nigeria Would Be In Turmoil If Buhari And Sheikh Dan Bauchi Were Killed-gej by nerodenero: 10:02pm On Jul 27, 2014
Well said Mr. President.

They want to rule at all cost and forever if possible and also clamour for one Nigeria, yet wrecking havoc is a normal thing for them.What an irony!

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