₦airaland Forum

tinuolababy:
AP filling station on iju road, after County Estate sells at N120 per litre

Collynzo45:
I see you are feeling cool with yourself.

Why dont you concentrate on your visa troubles in the UK instead of condoning what is clearly an assault on a Nigerian woman.

I have your names and I will send your details to the UK immigration if you are not careful. Do they know you live in France and have violated the terms of your post study visa?

I really pity you. If i put your pics up with your horrible dentition, how would you feel??

Be very very careful

FriedPlantain:
[b]reminds me of my first few days back then in school as a fresher. I had course forms to sign and I was to sign them at the Assistant H.O.D's office. I packed my course forms and rushed to his office only to meet close to 10 mean looking lecturers in his office in a heated discussion all staring at me. At that moment, all my composure flew off immediately.

Me: Good morning sir, my name is friedplantain. I am here to see the Deputy HOD.

Everone: Buhahahahaha...... Who did you say you want to see again?
*noticing I'd goofed, I strategically tried to redeem myself * _fuck this damn lecturers

Me: errrrrrm sir I meant I am here to see the vice HOD.
*everyone bursts into another round of laughter once once again*

I was about saying "deputy second - in-command HOD" when the assistant Hod himself came to both of us after getting tired of me murdering the name of his position.

Assistant Hod : Mr man give me your course forms and get the hell out of here. Olodo oshi!

FriedPlantain [/b]

Setaje:
Well if I had not seen such happen I would have said it's impossible. I believe the children of parents that engage in such always no. Including their wives. If there are rooms nobody is allowed to enter in the house, then something is wrong. One or two times u must have caught ur dad or mum doing synical things. Ok if u don't even see it, many children cannot point to exactly what their father is doing or their mothers.


Some might cover it up wiv business. All na wash. If u are observant u will no all is not well.

nnamdizen:
"MOHAMMADU OKECHUKWU BUHARI" lol
I swear the Igbo people have no direction to follow, hence their marginalization

All my explanations did not assuage them as they were bent on torturing me. They said I was on their wanted list for running a previous story, ‘Aso Rock exit: Jonathan to live in Island Palatial estate.’ They threatened that I would pay dearly for that report.

olaric:
Soulless and heartless, sons of perdition, who think that killing in the name of God will make them find favour in the eyes of the creator, and subsequently find rest in Heaven. May the perpetrators of this heinous crime rot in the hottest part of hell, and may they not find peace while on earth.

zicoraads:
Kaduna! A volatile state.

Proffdada:
I don't talk gibberish, join your team at the local market

Bifwoli:
I pray that he fails disastrously coz a goat herder like Buhari is not fit for Aso Rock.

A liar with not certificate...GMB needs to join liarswithoutborders.

Proffdada:
Why are you telling us your life history? Your moronity has no app