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bennybuhari:
https://independent.ng/2023-nigeria-suffering-from-cumulative-leadership-failure-peter-obi/

Alaye Jo, Jo, Jo! Go and talk to Wike first let him leave the ticket for you cos laidis, na only dust you go dey yarn oo

Mummytoo:
Sabi mamas

Make I change topic small

Why is it that during third trimester, the nose gets bigger

I saw my neighbor that has entered third trimester today, I was shocked, her nose don big

We just laughed over the big nose

Naim make them dey talk say "marry a woman with small Nose and Mouth"

E GET WHY (I come waving white flag)

Ayoolajumoke:
BA! BA!! BA!!!

My baby boy arrived at 1:56 this morning via vagina birth and episiotomy weighing 2.8kg... midwives were surprised at the weight because my stomach was super small.

EDD: April 3rd
Birth date: April 6th

Congratulations in advance to the remaining mamas... easy peasy delivery soon in Jesus name.

Cc: miracletoday

Congratulations... All Glory to Baba Jehovah. May his name alone be praised!
I'm using one eye to look this your moniker oo @AyoolaJumoke, daz my cousin's name oo

Expectantmom:
I don't deceive myself at all so yes, coming from a woman. How do I expect him to keep to himself for almost 9 months when he clearly wants it? Someone that's always touching my kini and following him yet deprive him of it. If there's a man or men out there that would not look outside for those 9 months then he/they have my respect and very honorable that is.

Lmao... Madam you're not wrong at all, there are men like that! But lemme burst your bubble. We're in April right? This month will make me 3 years, I mean Odun meta that I have been eating from the same pot..... I mean one Jajaina ! My marriage will be 2 years in July! A year and three month before we got married, I stopped playing away matches The last game I played was one of my babies then that wanted to marry so she came and we played the final match in April of 2019! (I hope my wife will not come and read all these things here ) Then what even put me off more was during our TTC journey when I discovered I had low kini that can't pregnant my wife, I decided to even concentrate on home front cos I know it might be devil's plan. I said to myself, what if I go play match outside and score, which mouth I go use explain give my young beautiful wife
My Point is, there are men and few of us are cultured and respect the marriage institution.

Layormiii:
laye laye, I will cry ontop your head and send you 100 chats wailing about how u don't find me attractive again because of belle wey nah u gimme oo Walai u go gree u no get option

E no go even move me.. Guilt trip me but my coconut head will not hear I stubborn gan oo.
It's one of the things those older nurses like to hammer on... I dey tell them there and then make dem leave all those talk mbok. If dem talk too much, I go tell them of my friend cousin wey die.. Hin girlfriend no even know say she get belle until 3 months after the guy kpai... Through out her journey, the girl no do jigijigi and she deliver wella. I know this cos she moved in with my friend's mum and I do visit them every now and then.
When I do talk like that, everyone go just kwayet . Church agbasala

But once once sha, man get overcome the phobia and perform hin duty

kokaiye:
very understanding... Sm men too dnt lik hvin sex wen deir wife is preggy...

I am some men, some men is me Just carry that ya ikun nla go sidon somewhere.

cabasaa03:
BS (Done)

My wife was scheduled for Elective CS on the 30th of March 2022 because our baby was in persistent Breached position.
on the 29th March Afternoon me and my wife went to the supermarket to purchase our baby christening cloth and by evening she request my mum to plat her hair. Exactly by 5 Pm of 29th she was having serious contraction. I told my wife to prepare herself for the Hospital. we waited for like 2 hrs may be the contraction will stop but she kept on squeezing her face.
I already assisted her to pack our baby Item and we head straight to the hospital.when we got to the hospital by 9 pm they check her file and as the Night Doctor was asking her some question she kept on squeezing her face but I assisted her to answer all the question because from Day 1 we always go for ANC together. The Doctor said i should go and make some necessary payment before they proceed. I was running up and down to make the payment but to God be the glory I got lean.

My wife was wheeled to the Theater and you know as per first time mum she was crying as i was encouraging her not to cry i do not know how water gets to my eyes as well.The operation was carried out by 11:30pm and after 30 min to 1 hr our LO came out smiling weighing 3.2kg.

Thank you to all the mamas in the house you all are highly recognized and safe delivery to the remaining
mamas as well.

Rice and Zobo will be available Tomorrow

DOB:30TH March 2022
EDD:11TH April 2022
SEX: XY

Congratulations sir!!!!!
May your son bring endless blessings into your family. I was really moved to tears of Joy when you said you don't know how tears got to your eyes
All Glory to God!
Another thing you mentioned that gave me joy is that you've always attended ANC with her.. God bless you, you're a good man Like me
We await the rice and zobo!

miracletoday:
See as i dey drag feet. Negligence of duty, sue able under law.Of a truth, I deserve cane.how could I have left papa out. Pls sir, table has turned, nah me dey beg now.just let's blame pregnancy hormone( i wonder wot I will be using as excuse after I born).I sincerely apologise. Amen to your prayers

Issorait you're forgiven. Make una just refund my Ijebu garri, the one I get for house don finish
May you and other expecting mums receive strength in Jesus name.. Amen!

Hibiscuss:
Good evening here. I'm Hibiscus, a FTD. I came across this thread while making research for my wife.

Please I don't know if to-be daddies are welcome here.

BTW, our EDD is July and sex is XX.

Thank you all.

Welcome Paddy... A fellow daddy welcoming you
We go just dey background dey observe and contribute when called upon

Meanwhile, I dey vex oo.. My blue file wey I submit, be like April Cappo nor putam for system : ... Una omit me the last update Upon say I bring Ijebu garri, Zobo and Goat fish pepper stew

Anyways congrats to all April Mamas and Daddies . We will all Rejoice.

April 15 XY Loading In Jesus Name

By the poolside. E Go too sweet

nahzyla:
That's exactly what my husband does
He will position himself so that if I fan myself it will reach him. Somebody that suppose to pity me and fan me. It is well oo

who's teaching all husbands this thing?? Abi na the memo from our WhatsApp group? Excalty what I do. I wee just turn back pochichon, as wifey dey fan hasef.. Na me dey doze off. Make God give us 38k to use buy rechargeable fan
Make una no vex, we nor mean am mbok

mummykyrti:
but honestly her statement of cursing was extremely wrong, lets not use ttc or emotional stress as a yardstick to accept bad behavior… it was totally uncalled for

thank you so much. That's all I pointed out. Since the won't condemn it.. Let's drop the issue

Inikay:
OGA Please rest in Jesus name.

shouldn't we all?? Na women thread make una carry go since una don gree make dem curse una peace. Bye!

Trippleblessing:
Again, you could have just kept quiet, allow us pet her, we are doing that with none of your energy.

Guess what? No 2 TTC Journey are the same.

I won't reply your quote nor mention again.

Please don't reply again and I won't since you didn't see the only the I pointed out!

waistbead:
Wao! Just wao!! I can't believe this is coming from someone that has tasted and know what it means TTC before God blessed his DW

Neropapas like serioisly this is so low of you.

TTC na bastard

Baby dust to everyone.

Yesso baby dust to everyone. In my case I realised I was the one with issue. I only came here to suggest and advised on what worked for me!

I did not curse anyone's peace because I feel I might be laughed at!
Why would someone say what's wrong with them and curse people's peace because she perceived there might be not too cool response from some people? Abeg I don talk my own.

Trippleblessing:
You could have just overlook her post.
You are man, and when it comes to TTC we see it differently.
A woman is made to run against her biological clock, even though some issues are traced to the man.

So because I be man mean say I go keep quiet and not straighten things?? So all of you saw the curse injunction but look away cos she's a woman.. I laugh
Should I tell you about our TTC journey or ignore because I'm a man and and leave everything to only the woman to do?? Abegi make everybody carry their cross plus her curse on people's peace is just an empty utterance. Make una dey pet her dey suggest solution for her dey go!

Sassy256:
Uncle, try no dey too harsh. Everyone make mistakes so make we try to dey correct in love

I no harsh oo I talk my mind ni. You want people to suggest solution yet you're already cursing people's peace... Why that one dey happen?

I'm pretty sure she hasn't even told the new man the matter on ground! Let her do that first and her finding peace and solution will surface.

Omakraid:
Lol at the bolded.... Reminds me of how hubby would always pray before getting up

This one wey you follow wify go antenatal, na to learn pass her oo. Safe delivery to you both

Ha e reach to pray ooo. I get chance today ni besides day no dey quick break for here and she dey comot early.. Make dem no go drag her bag for road.

Amen thank you

Starryleeyah01:
[If any one tries to judge me,the person will never know peace, this is a platform of encouragement, and I am not saying what I did was good,afterall I am facing the bront now... So please shove ur critism in the bin

Lmao see Person wey dey find solution dey already lay curse on people wey suppose help her with suggestions.. Naso Una Dey Do For Here??

Abeg make I face my front.. Na the few people wey Don engage you by pampering you naim I blame! Are you a source of anyone's peace here? Oshi radarada... I see why the man who put you in the predicament left you. Now it's the innocent unfortunate man who will carry the cross.. A pity!!!

miracletoday:
Shaking my wide yansh...oyaaaa na me oooo. I am nurse miracle. First u came late, your file go cost. This our antenatal centre no be Shereshere. ( winking eye like those govt nurses) blue file or pink file? What's your EDD? If u know sure, when u do am?our matrons go help calc with small fee attach

Ha... Mama the Mama.. Mama nurse Miracle.. Mo kin yin oo, that's to say I greet you specially. Na Blue file sure pass oo !
Sorry say I come late but I dey here for background since. I think na for TTC section wey I drop our TTC tory sef. Ngwanu, as of the last scan, EDD na 14th and LO na XY.
Na July 24th last year naim we BD oo.. I carry the date for head like gala cos Me and wiffy held hands to pray to God because I have been on Proviron + Vit C & E for like 3 months bfor then and even God knows I was tired so we so did a scan and notice say transfer window dey close that day & Baba God honor our prayer . As for the LMP, wait make I go peep am for GET Baby App cos na there we save am

I hope I've submitted all necessary information required for proper documentation and registration (chai I dey speak English)

Na today we hit 36 weeks so I dey for antenatal session with DW if una need anything, I stand by.

Una doh ooo

Meanwhile, that baba wey say hin BD on Democracy Day (June 12) last year, listen to wetin all this sabi mamas don yarn oo.. No way the EDD go be 15th of April. Shikena

miracletoday:
Welcoming NeroPapas...EDD 15th April XX.

Una thank you ooo for registering a late comer like us .

Na XY ooo. Please update

Omakraid:
We go manage zobo.. Mama Halcyon123 don make kunu tire person

kunu don tire una... Issokay. Make i add Ijebu garri na cos I just return from village and I bring plenty

Omakraid:
This one wey you come late, hope say family biscuit dey your hand with crates of malt

I no come that late oo.. I dey background since dey observe how dem dey do things for here... Make una no vex. Secondly, I say make I no too dey do aproko ni since na women fit narrate their experience more, but all the same, crate of kunu and zobo dey

bastien:
baba be calming down na, lol! Baba born boy

Boss!! I salute you. No fear na.... Own up na abi your mind dey do you double double ni

Omakraid:
Na miracletoday be una registrar, she go soon show. Congratulations papa

Thank you. I don carry all the documents wey I go use register I dey wait for reception

bastien:
Pls help oh, I and this babe had sex on June 12 2021, I get to know she is pregnant last month, wasn’t funny, cause I saw her December and she wasn’t having any baby pump or big tummy all of sudden belle just big! And baby kicking! Below is the scan result she did February when she finds out she is 8 month pregnant!

I just wanna know if I’m the real father judging by the dates

Congratulations baba... I salute you . Be like me and you play match same day, score goal same day but for different venue
You share same EDD with my son.. May they arrive safely.. Amen.

Bia, who dey in charge of registration here? Una get two new additions for Team April oo.

I like as BAs and BS dey pour in Wotowoto.. May God continue to give una good testimonies.

breeezefe:
Goodafternoon Mamas. I went for my antenatal today and got a scary revelation about my pregnancy. I am 30weeks gone and doctor said my baby's position is supposed to be head down already. She says by 37weeks if it's not head down, I will be booked for CS which costs between 200-250k( this is a general hospital o).

Please is there anything I need to do to help reposition my baby??

Any valid ideas, mamas, I will appreciate

I await your professional and experience-based response. Thank You

Good day...
30 weeks is quite too early for baby to be head down. Haba, some doctors sef! Why has he put you in panic mode? Seriously, you have nothing to worry about, babies begin to assume the head-down position from week 33,34, 35....some na that week 37 sef dem go turn head down.
Please calm yourself down baby will turn. Forget that doctor, person dey 30 weeks.. Hin don jump to week 37 instead of am to monitor weekly.. Make i know call am quack ooo

sageb:
Seriously?
Is it lubrik construction company that is handling that road project?

Yesso... It's Lubrik Construction Company that's handling the road. Governor Wike said he'll be giving Dumo 1 billion every month for the 14 months it will take for the project to completed.
Now that he has declared his intention for the brick house, I don't think Daddy Wiks will be the one to finance his ambition!

Dumo.. Dumo.... Dumo!!!!
Why have you chosen to put the Trans-Kalabari road project in the mud

Well, all LCC contracts awarded, about to be awarded and currently running are hereby terminated ��

peleson1:
Eleme petrochemical is also contributing to the soot..
They companies flaring gas is also contributing..
The government of Rivers State need to take the fight to riverine areas of Rivers State and not just the camps in upland as they r presently doing

Eleme petrochemical is not contributing Jack to the soot situation. If they are, Governor Wike would have called them out and go all out for them!

It is not even a joke. This is exactly what Elelenwo looked like this morning. I came out and I was dumb-founded. I even made a short clip. It's sad

Seriously when PDP governors dey do meetings, dem suppose dey tell that big belle governor of Abia state, Okezie Ikpeazu to dey stand outside.