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Children could be very funny, My experience is this:

I was sitting with a friend when my little sister ran out of the house, so i over heard her saying to her immediate senior sister, I escapeded!  I escapeded!! she kept repeating it. On hearing it, i was kind of shocked because i thought she said I escape death. For a five year old to say that,

But she was happy and laughing, so i called her and asked  what happen. She now narrated everything that happened saying brother sesan (my younger brother who is kind of tough on them) wanted to beat her but she escapeded. I was then i laughed my ass off. It's still funny to me till this day. It must be the period when they were being taught the -ed(past tense in school)

chidren are fun being with!!! I love them

Hi everyone, How you all doing?
I want to know your views on this popular saying of a girl being sweet at 16. I want it in this format,

Sweet, 16
So So, 17
So So, 18
So So, 19

And at the end, i'll tell you guys my thought on this.

Thank you all

@ Uche1: Thanks very much!

Big and much love to you all.

Happy Birthday, We (August born too much)

Infact, for me, i feel blessed and lucky. Being born on the 8th day of the 8th month makes me extra-ordinary.

And since 8 na the date, make we try relate because Shayo go happen for my end,, Even girls go yapa.

Na for Port Harcourt e go sele, so make una try show lets celebrate together

One luv to y'all

I luv you guys.

Mine is "Speechless"

Na wa for una here o. Halls don finsh elsewhere? Well somebody don talk wetin im go do and i guess i'll do same "drop charm at the venue"

Anything worth doing is worth doing well.

Guy! You be paymaster o
Make i send you my Account number now

Abi na until dey show you the 2storey duplex wey your money don complete na im you go stop?

Wake up!

Na Tuface issue generate dis kin response, the guy na star o.

To Him its not an issue. He was proud to say it in his song enter the place saying: make the girls dem allow am enter the place if dem no go carry belle too' that means he is ready to pregnant all naija babes even my girlfriend.

Lets leave him alone, he is productive! but at the end he might have himself to blame. Let him ask Solomon.

Na Tuface issue generate dis kin response, the guy na star o.

To Him its not an issue. He was proud to say it in his song enter the place saying: make the girls dem allow am enter the place if dem no go carry belle too' that means he is ready to pregnant all naija babes even my girlfriend.

Lets leave him alone, he is productive! but at the end he might have himself to blame. Let him ask Solomon.

Na Tuface issue generate dis kin response, the guy na star o.

To Him its not an issue. He was proud to say it in his song enter the place saying: make the girls dem allow am enter the place if dem no go carry belle too' that means he is ready to pregnant all naija babes even my girlfriend.

Lets leave him alone, he is productive! but at the end he might have himself to blame. Let him ask Solomon.

You Guys are too funny! Keep it coming.
Am not Dat dull sha. There was a reason for that woeful performance.

Hi y'all This is my first topic on this site. Big up to nolongtin on helping me out on this one.
I've been a fan of this site so i decided to contribute. So feel free to say your mind concerning this post.

Hi y'all. This is my first post on the site. Thanks to nolongtin for helping out on this one.
I want everyone to air his mind on this result. Am not that dump cos am a graduate today and there is a reason why i failed woefully on this particular year but it all history now.

I would like to know how bad anyone has ever performed in any examination, if possible with proof.

Hmmmmm! Nice Topic.

It is not a sin for a woman to be the bread winner of a home and it is not ideal either. The Bible say if any (the man) provide not for his own, especially those of his household, he is worse than an infidel. That is christian view and it applies all round.

A man shouldn't call himself a man if he cannot provide those little thing needed for daily survival of his household. We know time changes, if he's been up to task adn suddenly things changes for the man, the woman should come in and lift the man because she is part of the family.

Am not saying women are not important in running our homes, but the man should be at the forefront while the woman back him up.

A man told me of how he lost his job, for 3 good month he had nothing to give to run the home but the wife will at the end of every month of those 3 months bring her salary to the husband on her kneels and every weekend she will write a list and bring to the husband asking for money. That alone trills me till today. Not many women will do that especially our girls today.

Another man was doing well until things changes and the woman rose to a higher position earning over 500k per month, that is when she now wanted to be dictating how the home should be ran. Women, have this natural misbehaviour of wanting to rule a man that is why the bible will always tell them[b] to submit[/b] to their husbands

Every man should desire and pray to play the roles of a man in the home always else life could be frustrating if a woman becomes the breadwinner.

Every woman should in turn pray to be like the virtous woman described in Proverbs 31 so that there would be no breaking of ranks in our homes.

Well Well Even Baba Iyabo too.

But now am about to 30, i feel good telling people my age. I know what and how it takes to come dis far and am still going farther.

Peace to you all

'i dislike my dad so much for being a polygamist, the thought of it makes me sick. i certainly wouldn't want to have anything to do with my steps. trusting them is way out of the question. NO'

Well i understand why you said you dislike you dad but you just like to love him. Let me quickly say something about polygamy.

Polygamy is not of God. It is the worst thing that ccould happen to any man. I am a product of one. My family used to be one though we had little or nothing then we are happy. Then God opens way for dad Mum became insecured and a new wife came in. I was 14 then I undastood nothing about it now am 29, and i've learnt alot about it.

Dad moved us to Port Harcourt with Him to join him and his new wife. Though i didn't join them immediately i later did. My mum had 4 children for my dad, 2boy, 2girls. Unfortunately, we lost our first daughter dec.31 2008 due to illness.

I am the first son and i can categorically say that the heat was on me. Dad's wife is a product of polygamy herself so she sees everything as Contention. I wouldn't call her step mum cos shes not wort caling one.

I see all sort of things. My teenage years was one hell of years. I suffer depression, I as left to myself and becos my younger ones were loyal to her they suffer less. Because of depression I suffered many illness. I was once diagonised with septicemia, this woman will not even look at my direction. she was busy looking for children. Yes she got 4 and they are all girls.

Today her children do not greet. Of course Igi Imu jina sori (nose far from head). The oldest of her chilren is 9yrs while am 29yrs. I don't greet her infact i've totally cut her off. As far as am concerned she doesn't exist anymore.

At times i feel like cutting off from dad for leaving mum. I feel like hating him for ever but i let it go cos if i do that God wont be happy with me. The Bilbe says , as much as lie in us, we should leave peaceably with all me. but I don't think i'll apply that to dads wife.

Please all. If you are truly a product of polygamy. learn form it. Trust no one half brother or half sister.
only trust yourself.

Guru Consult? Never heard of it!

Open your eyes well well

Na them sabi? Girl no dey think well. And the ones wey dey lucky to jam the good guy no dey last too becos of envy by their friends.

Abeg NL How do i post a topic on this site? Help a broda out!

My broda, To be truthful, it's not good to eat in the dream. The enemies uses many way to get at us. There was a time i eat in my dreams afterwards, I became very ill. Am not scaring you but you need to pray fervently concerning it and it shall stop.

No mind people wey say make u eat well before you sleep or for afternoon. Take the matter to God

My broda, To be truthful, it's not good to eat in the dream. The enemies uses many way to get at us. There was a time i eat in my dreams afterwards, I became very ill. Am not scaring you but you need to pray fervently concerning it and it shall stop.

No mind people wey say make u eat well before you sleep or for afternoon. Take the matter to God

My broda, To be truthful, it's not good to eat in the dream. The enemies uses many way to get at us. There was a time i eat in my dreams afterwards, I became very ill. Am not scaring you but you need to pray fervently concerning it and it shall stop.

No mind people wey say make u eat well before you sleep or for afternoon. Take the matter to God

I do!

NTA 2 Channel 5, the reach out Station. I wonder the kind of programmes they air now .

Back then, Sunday Evenings, Tales by moonlight, I really love seeing it. How about behind the clouds, The village headmaster, Koko Close etc.

Abeg make we leave am, things don change

Thanks Kadman, I appreciate! I'll keep replying.

Guy why are you heartbroken? In the first place there's no string attached, if in 2-3 weeks, you guys F***ed many times then it's obvious is a sexual relationship. She's older than you and more experienced in bed . She probably must have given it to you the way no one ever did that's why you were hoping it will last forever.

My guy, forget her and add her to your list. Give her some space and she will be right back. Then you can be in charge and continue you romp session.

On the other hand, How can I post Topics on Nairaland? I've been finding it difficult to do that.

Same to y'all. But hope you know the reason for Easter? If you don't , then you are missing.

Nice topic. Pls I need help on how to post topics on this luvly site. Anyone with a way out could pls help!

Back to the main issue, marriage is a covenant ordained by God but it's unfortunate today that it's more of contract. Our women have managed to change the main reason for marriage and we men have foolishly concur to this ungodly act. And because the vision of marriage is not there, the marriage collapse before it's started.

We all need to repent, change our ways and start seeing marriage as something honorable that needs to enjoyed not endured.

Nairalanders, you guys are too funny. Abeg make una teach me how to post topics cos i get tons of them but i dey find am difficult to post them. Thank you all.

Back to the main thing. Oga, you marry a child, she wasn't ready for it when you convinced and force her into it, now you want a divorce which is not the best option. If she's truly white and she knows her right, consider what she will take from you as part of divorce settlement, if you can give that and still be okay afterwards then go ahead.

But I believe you can changes thing, make sure you spend most of your leisure time with her, that will make her friends give space. On the sex issue, you didn't mention you disflowering her so i assume you didn't. Even at that she probably wouldn't have had more that a guy or 2 so she's inexperience. The way out is you need to be romantic, discuss it with her and ask her how she like it. With time, the frigidity will wear our.

good lucks!

That's where Christianity is better because it preaches abstainence till marriage. Now He's being asked to marry a dead lady, Well to me he has 2 options:

1. Perform the rite for the sake of the babies.

2. Ignore the family and their tradition.

For our backyark!

In order to experience joy, you need pain so my dear Childbirth is painful. After Eve caused Adam to sin against God in the garden of Eden, One of the punishments pronounce to women by God is that they shall go through pain in childbearing, nevertheless they shall be saved and it remain so till today.

I am a Man now but as a young boy of about 14yrs, I witnessed a woman giving birth and the memory still remain fresh till today. Childbirth is totally God at work. It's an awesome thing.

Take for instance, sex for the first time. As in a virgin, is it a good enjoyable experience? No! Not even for the man talkess of the woman. And am so sure that no matter how small a child may be at birth, it will be bigger that the thing of any man so if that thing man carries which is smaller than the smallest child could inflict so much pain on a woman then childbirth will be much much painful.

Conclusively, dont let that scare you. God has said you shall be save and that's what counts. People have a way of putting fear into others, so don,t mind what other women say determine that yours won't be so.  Am not trying to complicate things here o, Childbearing is a painful process.