₦airaland Forum

phuck_NL:
Haba now, you guys are totally derailing the thread.

sorry jare just to lighten it up , no vex,ndo , pele

johnkent:
Just stay away from anywhere that has a large population of Nigerians. Not usually a good place.

@plat.
hmmmmm, Tu as bien parlé mon cher mais vous n'avez pas à utiliser pour moi, ma chère. Je ne pense pas que la personne avec laquelle vous faites référence à la volonté de agissez comme vous le pensez.

platinumnk:
I saw your letter you left at my door_{, Sorry I missed you, Left the door open door for next time, make yourself at home.}
[size=5pt]Though Im not there right now!! [/size]

but u r around the environs na

platinumnk:
hahahahahahahahahhahhhhahaha I am coming back with my responses. . . first I gotta stop laughing first!!

i knocked ur door but u were nt responding honey . come knock my door wen u r thru with ur laughter

no mind them jooorr them go don do shakara finish wen dem dey their early 20's while dem go dey select d guyz with d best cars n handsome

Winnergal:
@Flavio

I saw your freindship offer o  on the other thread. . . U're a really cool guy . . . Sorry for the horrible insults and for accusing you of double ID . . .
I guess i took things overboard . . .

I also apologize to Michelin89, Xynerize, Amebono1, TheSeeker, Ujuobo, The Amake, Spoilt, edoyad, Mr blazer, Platinumk, sjeezy, sexyzee and all those i insulted . . . for throwing those horrible inslts at them . . . e pele o ,  . I love u guyz .  .  .  God bless u guyz . . .

them go wound u one day
@post,i no fit ooooo . lailai

Rhymez:
Ebony spells Hot. . That is my kinda gurl.

me too . we be d same jare

nikkykay:
Remember what happened to Reuben the first born of Jacob- his strength.genesis 49:3-4.
Dont get the curse of your father and i twill be generational cos your son tooo.

Be wise bro.

good and biblical advise

thats wat d doctors r trained to do- to tell u dat everything is fine wen it's not

netotse:
@nethacker
thats y i said i think. . .u know how them french words are , i thought traduire meant to prosecute or take to court, oya decode the gist for us now

@thread
oyewolejos should paste his interview questions here now. . .

@netotse,here's d translation:

@plat,Good response and thank you for the reply my love. I love you. Do not mind him. I guess you can translate my words honey. It's finish

netotse:
@suxes
good answer and thank you for the good answer my dear, i like/love you. dont listen to him. i suppose you are able to take my words of love to court (well thats the gist of it sha. . .i think he misused the verb traduire though)

ur translation was not exact.dunno if u speak french cos wen u said i misused the verb "traduire" i was like don't u knw that that verb can be conjugated in different ways? just like the word "il ya" lets not hijack d thread my guy,
Who's NEXT ========> ?

suxes2005:
@nethacker: wetin b d meaning of dat tin wey u write for french? I beg if anyone sabi make e tell me oo

SHALOM

no worry,na plat i dey follow yarn jare

oyewolejos:
Hope Restored Victory at Last God my Strength.Thank U all Nairalanders.i just got my Student Visa at Abuja today without the consular seeing my bank statements.he didn't ask whether i will come back.he just ask why i choose my school and he ask for WAEC.He ask for SAT & TOEFL i told him my school exempted me from that and he smile and gave me the ticket and gave some advice.
To all who contributed to my success esp NETHACKER,Gongo Aso,Plat,Suxes,

lucky u,i told u not to be so so anxious wen we spoke.U c how God do am? Happy for u.Just go book ur ticket straaaaaaiiiiight

helooooooooo house. Oyewole jose just called me now dat he has been given visa oooooo,
huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuhhhuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

i dnt think i have problems with cleanliness cos my grandma does everything for moi but now i think i will have to do them myself

platinumnk:
hey! I know the name of the thread! We just keeping it warm while we wait for your results! We are here to answer your questions anytime
Im sorry, I did say it was kinda explicit and this DID happen to my friend who came over the US with a Student Visa. <---- So yeah it kinda ties in with the thread.

Judgement ko Having fun ni

@plat. Bonne reponse et merci pour la reponse de mon amour. je t'aime .Ne l'ecoutez pas .Je suppose que vous pouvez traduire mes mots de miel . C'est fini .

platinumnk:
Hey I thought I said dont quote!
[size=3pt]go back and delete my screen name in your quote, I dont want it stuck here. [/size]


Ok heres the story:

One of my friends was telling me about his experience when he first came to the United States on a Student Visa
He was living in Kentucky (a mostly white state) and it was his first week in America.
He was visitng a housing area where the students lived and was invited over to a girls apartment to hang out.
He went and there was 2 other girls inside, chatting and you know lounging around.
He chatted with them, and the girls began drinking, and the 3 girls took their tops off and were walking around topless like it was the normal thing. They were cooking, cleaning, doing school work and stuff topless.
My friend was stunned but he pretended to be cool so he wouldnt ruin anything.
Short story, they ended up having an orgy. When they was done the girls told him "Welcome to America!"
When he left the apartment he was stunned, he was like "Is America really like this??!!" with the biggest smile on his face.

hhahahaha I just think that is an amazing way to have your first week in the States ! hahahahahahaha


hahahahahahshhaaha

hahaahahahahahha , so so amazing.i can imagine

platinumnk:
[size=2pt]hahhahahah, wait till my daddy comes back oo [/size]

excited about coming to the states?
I have a funny story to share about my friend about his first week in the United States.
Wanna hear it? (kinda explicit though)

[size=2pt]btw: i added you, Im not sure if I have been yimd the right person, - Dont quote pls [/size]

ok your highness i wanna hear it .
i hv done as required of me

platinumnk:
It is good to counter fraud, but not in the way that is looks[i] scrupulous[/i]
Im back from cali hahahaha, tell me when you coming so I can arrange a party! Seriously we should throw a nice party for all our new visa owners

[size=4pt]chai! my daddyG sleeps with a machete[/size]
na u sabi!!


[size=2pt]daddyG, wia r u? [/size]
[size=2pt]nethacker wants to eat cocoyam without paying the bride price[/size]

Im glad you calmed down, dont let NL give you HBP
Good Luck oyewolejos ! Cant wait to hear your sucess story!

Cant wait, does it have tracking? Make sure you're ready to pay your Sevis as soon as it arrives

Honey u r back
I am not eating any cocoyam without paying bride price ooooo

the poster is under a spell

greateros:
if life abroad is this economical then i advice u guys to start coming home! 200k for Christmas period! men that's the height of stinginess!

Ask any naija student how much he has budgeted for this period and u will discover that 70% have more than that amount to spend!

Remember that when u come back nobody asks if u r a student or not all they know is that u came back from abroad!

abroad Church rats!! pheeeeewwwwww!!!

will u shut up the stinking thing u call MOUTH  . do u knw wat it is to make money in some1 else's land/soil?r u so dumb to understand his post? he clearly stated that he is a student n u r here saying rubbish. Perhaps u r a student. where in d whole world do u expect student to bcome millionare overnyt cos he is studying in yankee.
Boffoon

coldross shld post his interview questions n oyewolejos interview is tomorow

Nope!!! computer games dont make us dumb like u think  instead it makes us smart players 
How can u be so dumb to think that computer games make us dumb

martyns303:
No matter how u play there's always this one person that u'll eventually fall in luv with, sum1 u would die for literally. The thing is i have been dating this girl for 3yrs and i luv her like crazy. A couple of months ago she travelled, there she meet this bunker who asked her out, 2 weeks to that he bought her a laptop, then an expensive phone, jewelries, clothes, the guy was practically spending like crazy. Prior to this she has been acting funny. I came to know about her affair when her sis saw how much love and attention i have for my gf and told me all about what has been going on. I felt so betrayed and fustrated i felt like doing something terrible. I got a chance to see the guy and he is not even better looking than i am and to make matter worse he is a complete illitrate. And am finding it hard to let go the sweet memories of my gf. If u've ever been in this kinda situation pls share your experience. Advises are welcomed too.

some babes r just arrrrggghhhhhh . do u think she is bothered abt ur potentials? u r on your own ooo. Wen i was in sch,i use to be a girl-chaser but now dat i am working and hv more than enof,the table has turned around.

phuck_NL:
Since i am 2 posts away from being banned by the power happy idiots who have forgotten that most successful forums have a lifespan of a max of 5yrs, i want to say good luck to those of you who are still waiting for your visas and congrats to those who have em. We go see for G.O.C.
It only takes for a better alternative to spring up and nairaland will be deserted in a giffy. Once again, to the moderator that threatened to ban me, go ahead already and P.H.U.C.K U

who threatened u

gongo aso:
leave am, 
he wan come my house, he go meet me for house 
 
[size=1pt]nethacker hope u booked a return ticket so i'll parcel your battered body back to MM[/size] 

u too jealous sef which one u dey