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y is it so dificult for u to comprehend?

i don watch d match scores na chelsea(3) - Fulham (0)

Baxilexi:
How would i know?

would figuring it out hurts?

swit D:
Hez ID says hez an hacker, but he sounds lyk Mr nice guy

yea yea yea , For me to complete my statement on how sweet u r,confirm ur gender

blissieng:
Undecided as to where I stand with this joke.

How do u mean

I want to sell mine.Very good condition and it plays both gold face and white face CD's cos I changed d lens to a japanese lens.u can chat with me if u r interested. 13K LAST!!

Swit D must be so sweet

swit D:
wat r u talkin abt sef

Y r u asking ? r u new here?

A pastor was discussing with a lawyer how Lucifer (Satan) was thrown out from heaven by his boss (God)
Pastor: it is said that Lucifer wanted to over throw God. He also took one third of God’s angels, but God threw him away from heaven
Lawyer: So you say.
Pastor: Don’t you believe me?
Lawyer: Not really, it’s just that we haven’t heard Satan’s side of the story yet.

Aprilmay:
its not possible to hold anybody down,no matter how hard u try.Try dating men that have reach the stage to settle down,rather than dating boys.

How sure r u that the ones that r ready to settle down wants her?Or u think say na movie?Perhaps she must hv done something wrong.Let her tell us d story from Genesis 2 revelation

xqwysyte:
Like duh!!!
U seen a dumb and slowpoke person lookin hot?

Pls show me one.I mean no harm baby

ola_ide:
Smile, height (6ft n above), flat belly,biceps and God THE ASS!! gaze too of course. I can easily tell if a guy is good in bed with the way he stares. Many years of experience has taught me that.

Mogbe ooooooo . I don die   u can tell from d way he stares _{u hv been in dis game for 10yr years making raptune}  

xqwysyte:
@ Poster
His Muscular Built. Firm arms, torso,chest,thighs with the muscles in d right place and ZERO fat lurking. Sexy eyes. Amma piss in my pants.

All d above mentioned qualities will still throw u off balance even if he's dumb n senseless-an slowpoke

Pls NL,pardon me if i will be taking much of ur time by imploring u 2 watch dis video. This is an outstanding speech by a 10yr old,African-American boy. Pls listen to him especially those NL in Yanky


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bMyp8y8SkUM

MoneyRule:
Get pregnant 4 him, dat ought to hold him down.

OⁿY^ourO^wn .Na b4 civilization this go work but in today's world, wa pe l'epe bi eja epe 

Gabry:
Treat him like a man. Even if he is weaker than you aqt a certain area, u make as if he is the man in it.
Man are egoistic by nature so its good to feed a little of their ego at times
Always be there for him when he is in need.
Trust in his capabilities. (I notice thats very VERY important! and it makes him feel like a man)
Do your job as a female. Ensure the home is tidy, be polite, listen and understand and care for him

Ohhhh oohhh this must be d reason y i fell in love with my new girlfriend(ThoniaSlim) who happens to be a former friend n i left my ex because  she lacks all that  I see 

SeanT21:
Make him fall in love with U. That will hold him down permanently.

How now ? Na so e easy  . What qualities must she have b4 the above hypothesis can bcome a theory/axiom/lemas    Pls elaborate

chei   c dis my guy dey dull himself.Wetin do silverbird,numetro cinema or Ozone-e-centre for Sabo . Give her a date and take her to the cinema for a romantic movie.The truth is Most babes claim they hv boyfriends but deep down in their heart,they don't so try ur luck   who knows u might just be so lucky that u'll be d one she's been waiting for.
Pls note: don't be surprised if u guyz end up kissing   each other after d movie  
Just my own oooo.

this thread is stale

The whole story is so funny. the babe just dey do yanga unnecessarily na waooo.na so babes dey do abeg
Back to u d poster,what prompted u to do such was it because u r insecure or _{someone should complete this 4 me} cos i dont understand.Mind u nvr ever try it again if nt,u will be surprised @ wat she has in stock for u.

y nuzo n hollandis dey fyt on top of pple wey chop money

The attached doc might be of help to us all incase u hv nt come across it.

ThiefOfHearts:
Notice how this one quoted me and not the twit above.

gays in love.

For me or who I hv nothing against u babe. It's better not to start a race u cant finish

ThiefOfHearts:
Dude, you are boring.

That Pneumonia you got from being the street rat left in the rain must have messed up your brain cells.

Quit being an asshole and maybe doors will actually open and stop shutting in your face.

Ah!ah! kilode

I dont think he would have assumed that post without equipping himself with the requisite arsenal needed to combat any corrupt and/or incapable idiot in banking no matter how prophylactic the fellow may pose,
I fully support him and i hope this lasts till d end of time.
Corruption:As it was in d beginning,is now and ever shall be,Nigeria without end,Amen 

spikedcylinder:
Depends on the category of people you greet. If they are your church colleagues, then its stupidity. If they are ashewos, then she should be scared.
Or something like that.

u no go kill me wit this comment

person wey see something wey wan die with am.wetin make d person wey misplace am do?
u r just a clown

xqwysyte:
LMAO

Eyonigger Vs FL Gator and Oyinda.

Lets see who wins.

Waiting
xqwysyte hmmm so cute

IFELEKE:
citizen nethacker,
This is a Dispute Settlement Court! and unless you present your case in form of a dispute, we might not be able to adjudicate on it.
btw, where is clerk plat?

oGA OOOO Federal Nairaland Court of

Please court am in love with Thoniaslim
IFELEKE ur majesty wat do I need to present?

lucy_p:
I WAS SOOOO RIGHT! MEN!!!!!!!!!

YU KNOW YU WANT TO DO, Y WASTING PRECIOUS TIME AND ENERGY?

Abi ooooo u understand men jare, se wa femi?

lucy_p:
u know, it doesn't really matter what everyone say now, what actually matter is what yu are hideosly thinking to do with her.

hahahahahaha _laughing

Vuitton:
I can afford the give her her lashes a couple of times a week. Theres no big deal if she is sexually attractive.

Look @ d real man here

AIR MARSHA:
A single woman not lady in lagos who own her house asked for your service in bed o bay be very carefull ooooooooooooh u know many d**k she don srew HIV IS REAL OOOOOOOOOH.

As it was in d begining,is now and ever shall be.World without end Amen