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Webmasters / Re: 6 Killing Blogging Myths [experttales] by NeuroBoss(m): 5:12pm On Jul 10, 2015
Please, I need all the help I could get. I just set up a blog. I already have contents for 10 posts with great title. Please how best do I hit the ground running so that I can have reasonable readership from onset.
Sports / Re: Should Mikel Obi Remain With Chelsea For Another Season? by NeuroBoss(m): 7:09pm On Jul 09, 2015
Oh...that backpasser? He should go back to an academy

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Celebrities / Re: Babatee Drags Yetunde Bustline, Says She Stalked And Begged Him To Marry Her by NeuroBoss(m): 3:29pm On Jul 09, 2015
Maybe I should buy this land....those who bought Lekkii in the 1980's are millionaires today.
Career / Selected Participants For YALI Accra RLC July Cohort, Are You Here? by NeuroBoss(m): 11:53am On Jul 06, 2015
The YALI (Young African Leaders' Initiative) is a flagship of the President Barak Obama and the USAID to raise the next generation of African Leaders in the Four Regional Learning Centres of Accra, Dakar, Nairobi and Jo'burg respectively. Participants are selected after being shortlisted and interviewed in a phone-in session. I would like to meet other Nigerian participants for the July Cohorts if they are on nairaland.
Sports / Re: Why We Sacked Stephen Keshi- NFF by NeuroBoss(m): 6:45pm On Jul 05, 2015
Keshi Ouster: Good Riddance To Tactless Coaching!

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Sports / Re: Emmanuel Adebayor's Mother And Brother Apologizes To Him by NeuroBoss(m): 10:09pm On Jun 28, 2015
SammyO4real:
Je suis tres heureux pour ces. Peut Dieu pardonne la famille des leurs péchés. Amen.
Que Dieu nous sauve des tirs grammatiques que tu viens de lancer. Bros u try but this your french nawa o

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Travel / Re: Visa Free Countries With The Nigerian Passport by NeuroBoss(m): 2:57am On Jun 26, 2015
Humanbeing1st:
@OP WHICH KIND FAIRLY USED COUNTRIES BE DIS?

Learn to be original! The first time this topic made frontpage, an original poster posted these exact words and had close to 1000 likes! You aren't getting more than 50 likes. You aren't original!
Phones / Re: 10 Annoying Things People Do In A Whatsapp Group by NeuroBoss(m): 11:09am On Jun 25, 2015
zleemshaddy:
ooh, do you also understand french ?
I speak 8 languages. French was 3rd after Yoruba and English
Phones / Re: 10 Annoying Things People Do In A Whatsapp Group by NeuroBoss(m): 11:54pm On Jun 22, 2015
zleemshaddy:

No, not really, like am still learning it tho, but with the help of google translator grin i was able to write what is on my signature and your mention.. But what i wrote is spanish?
Yeah, it is Spanish. The "la estupidez" made the difference. It is "a estupidez" in portuguese
Phones / Re: 10 Annoying Things People Do In A Whatsapp Group by NeuroBoss(m): 2:42am On Jun 22, 2015
zleemshaddy:
'the observer' undecided cool
Você na verdade fala português? Onde aprendeu esta língua maravilhosa?
Education / Re: Photos From Unilorin Students' Union Election Manifesto by NeuroBoss(m): 9:11am On May 15, 2015
Unilorin, my unilorin
These pictures reminded me of the good, old days we had together especially at this your SUB where I made almost home in my final year having that Champions League vintage view on your flat screen on charged Tuesdays and Wednesdays nights which I still remember with the freshness and accuracy of today. And me? You can trust me to always do you proud out there these three years I have been away.
And you?, I know you still hold that excellence, organization staff and students' loyalty that made you the most loved and sought-after university in the country leaving the old names to their old glory.
BETTER BY FAR....PROBITAS DOCTRINA!
WE LOVE YOU!
Culture / Re: The Story Of Bode Thomas: A Lesson Of Respect And Humility To Learn From by NeuroBoss(m): 12:17pm On May 03, 2015
Yeah, that was it! It cost the Alaafin his throne but the deed had been done. The Yoruba Obas are not modern-day autonomous contraptions that's why they are reverred and respected.

Even non-Yorubas know this and cringed when a foremost Yoruba Oba issued the Lagoon Act
Education / Re: What Kind Of Activities Can One Involve In To Increase One's IQ by NeuroBoss(m): 8:40am On Apr 30, 2015
Nothing increases the IQ thn signing up to do a completely new thing like learning a new language. By the time you cram thousands of vocabularies and tens of grammatical rules, your IQ will not remain the same again.

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Jokes Etc / Re: Hillarious Picture Of PDP Defectors by NeuroBoss(m): 1:34pm On Apr 23, 2015
Quem vai ensinar os politicos nigerianos sobre a moralidade?
Fashion / Re: Biggest Fashion Brands In Nigeria And The People Behind Their Success. by NeuroBoss(m): 6:53pm On Apr 22, 2015
Yorubas have the best of artisans in any field and the most successful...

Additional info: Deola Sagoe is the multimillionaire mother of the multimillionaire fashion designers, Abba, Yeni and Tiwa of CLAN grand-daughters of Yoruba billionaire, Ebenezer Adeojo owner of Elizade Motors.

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Politics / Who Owns Lagos? By Sam Omatseye by NeuroBoss(m): 7:35am On Apr 13, 2015
Since the Oba of Lagos uttered his controversial Lagoon jibe, Lagos has come under a certain attack. It is the foray called, “No Man’s Land.” By that the settlers say Lagos is Nigeria’s city and no ethnic group should lay claim to it as their own.
The position came into play in the just-concluded governor election. It also reared its insular head in the aftermath of the National Assembly and presidential polls in which non-indigenes scooped a haul of seats by besting indigenes.
This sort of attitude is not only arrogant, but. also inherently disrespectful. 
No one settles in a place and displays a proprietary disdain because the indigenes open their hearts and minds and money to them.
The point often made is that Lagos was Nigeria’s capital city, and because of that it soared into a special status in the country. On that score, they argue, the indigenes have lost the right to claim it. It is now Nigeria’s Jerusalem where every tribe and tongue and worshipper has as much right as the other.
This sort of thinking is defective on a number of points. One, it is historical revisionism. That Lagos was a capital city did not happen out of a whim. Where were the other ethnic groups when the indigenes fought wars, built the city, and turned it from a near wilderness into the mustard seed of city? Did they know when Kosoko and Akintoye duelled for the throne? In the colonial era, Lagos was not the only city they treasured. Others included Calabar, Port Harcourt, Lokoja, et al. The reason Lagos transcended others is rooted in the indigenous population’s attitudes to others, their cultural liberalism and economic expansiveness. The colonial authority focused on it, and developed it because it opened itself to such fertility of progress.
Lagos also allowed itself to flower during the fury days of nationalism, breeding names like Azikiwe, Ojike, Mbadiwe, Awolowo, Adelabu, etc. In fact, the dominant party was NCNC, and it was an umbrella for all tribes. The non-Yoruba politicians learned Yoruba, and that itself was homage to the indigenes. How do you learn the language of the indigenes and say it is no man’s land. Zik was fluent in Yoruba, and it helped him ascended the roof in the high noon of Nigerian nationalism. Lagos was not the only port city, and was it the only city that persons surged to make a new beginning? But Lagos exceeded others because of its indigenous people’s open arms.
What happened in the past few weeks with the Igbo against the Yoruba was unfortunate because both ethnic groups have lived together in Lagos for a generation without much rancour. In fact, many of the Igbo have resided in Lagos without a sense of alienation as the indigenes have given them free rein in commerce and culture.
But it was the last election that triggered this, and it was the shadow of President Goodluck Jonathan that we should blame. He came to town to incite the non-indigenes, including those in the Niger Delta, against the APC. By implication, he characterised the APC as a Yoruba and Hausa party. He even held meetings with them without decency and in one of such outings he said INEC was discriminating against them in the distribution of PVCs. Those who are quick to call him a statesman should note this.
Jimi Agbaje, the PDP governorship candidate, fuelled this by ratcheting up the emotions of the Igbo against the ruling party in the state. This ethnic card led to the vote pattern in the presidential poll. Southsouth and Southeast people decided to vote against the ruling party based essentially on ethnic as well as religious grounds. The factor of faith ossified the revulsion against the APC. Even though the APC prevailed, the pattern revealed ominous fault lines of faith and tribe.
The concept of no man’s land is a prostitution of the constitution that allows residency in Nigeria, and therefore allows any person of whatever tribe to contest elections anywhere as long as they are constitutionally accepted as residents. It is prostitution because few adhere although all should. If Lagos accepts and acts it, it is expected to be respected by all. But as far as I know, it is rare to see what happens in Lagos anywhere else in the country.
It is this lack of hostility to strangers that has now been taken to mean acquiescence. Only Lagos has grown to accept the spirit of residency requirement for election. Other parts of the country accept it, but only philosophically.
But before Jonathan, the indigenes have not openly challenged Lagos as Yoruba land. The last time it significantly caused rumpus was in the 1950’s when Zik wanted a Yoruba man, Prince Adedoyin, to step down from the legislative seat for him. He refused and Zik went to his father, and his father, an Oba, shunned him. Zik had earlier boasted about the role of the Igbo as the tribe of destiny in Africa, and that led to ethnic self-awareness among the Yoruba who had naively believed that the Igbo elite were playing politics without tribal fidelity.
The Yoruba, especially with the Ibadan People’s Party, scuttled Zik who was on his way to become the first premier of the Western Region. Zik cried foul, and lobbed a charge of tribal politics against the indigenes. He did not especially help himself when Eyo Ita, a minority in the East, was denied the chance to be premier of the East.
The Yoruba self-awareness in stopping Zik reflects Shakespeare’s words in Hamlet: “Beware of entrance into a quarrel; but being in, bear it that the opposed should beware of thee.” That self-awareness is palpable today in Lagos.
The bad blood in the past few weeks contradicts the feeling of mutual peace both ethnic groups have had for over a generation. Even during the civil war, the Yoruba did not only keep Igbo property, but kept their rents. It is unfortunate that it took the serpentine zeal of a Jonathan to rake up suppressed bad blood. It is the same Jonathan that did not fulfill any major promise to the Igbo and who only fattened its opportunistic elite with juicy contracts and appointments. In Lagos, all ethnic groups have enjoyed dividends of good government. It’s not perfect, but Lagos has remained the state of example.
The United States has always called itself a melting pot, and that means all who come from outside should not impose their will, but be part of the society. That is in contrast to Canada known as a mosaic. In a mosaic, outsiders maintain their full will but outside the mainstream.
The poet Walt Whitman noted this about America. “I am large/I contain multitudes.”
But we have to go back to healing now, and learn to live together. No group needs to be punished for how it voted. It is part of the beauty of democracy. But it means we should learn to understand that diversity calls for the acceptance of the other side in a bid to build a society not hampered by clannish virtues but riding on the wings of merit.

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Romance / Re: What Is The Most Annoying Habit That Your Boyfriend/ Girlfriend Has? by NeuroBoss(m): 6:01pm On Apr 02, 2015
Yorubas would say, "eni a ba fe ki i larun kan loju eni". When you are really in love, thos seeming pesterings, roughness, uncouthness become the more reasons to love him or her.
It is when there is no more love that you start noticing frailties in your partner.

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Business / Re: 51-Year-Old Nigerian Bought As A Toy By A Rich White Kid by NeuroBoss(m): 12:49am On Feb 08, 2015
The name rang a bell. I knew before reading which part of Nigeria the Nigerian will come from and I wasn't mistaken!

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Education / Re: How Unilorin Students Write Exam by NeuroBoss(m): 4:02pm On Feb 07, 2015
My ever responsible Alma mater. I miss you. That hall is definitely LT 1!
Politics / Re: Nairaland Decides: Buhari Or Jonathan? Lets Vote by NeuroBoss(m): 3:40pm On Dec 27, 2014
SAI BUHARI
NO MORE TO CLUELESSNESS. THE WIND OF CHANGE IS BLOWING.
Education / Re: Le Francais by NeuroBoss(m): 1:47pm On Dec 27, 2014
Il y a pas mal de Nigérians qui parlent français. Je me suis enseigné le français il y a presque 7 ans. Je parle aussi le Yorouba, l'anglais, l'espagnol, le portugais et j'ai quelques notions d'italien, d'igbo, etc.

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Computers / Re: Things To Consider Before Buying Laptop by NeuroBoss(m): 12:24pm On Dec 26, 2014
zinox or apple?

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Health / Re: 10 Things You Didn't Know About The Vagina by NeuroBoss(m): 5:45pm On Dec 13, 2014
dOnLarich:
How come some of honeypot bac dey inside yogurt.. Gotta return the MM yogurt wey dey ma hand collect pure water..

This guy dey Ilorin o. I remember working for MM as a Unilorin student.
Celebrities / Re: 9ice Takes His Beautiful Babymama On A Romantic Date ( Photos ) by NeuroBoss(m): 1:33pm On Dec 13, 2014
kevoh:
On s'en fou.

If by this, you want to write "no one gives a damn" in french, then you should write it correctly.

Je m'en fous!
On s'en fout!
Politics / Re: Missing Corpse Saga: Jim Nwobodo Disowns Former Wife’s Children by NeuroBoss(m): 5:37pm On Dec 09, 2014
It's surprising that no one seems to think that we all are in darkness as far as what happens chez les Nwobodos is concerned.
These are my observations (and I may be wrong):
Since Nwobodo said he divorced his first wife long before he became the Governor, the children were alienated and didn't enjoy any perk of being sons of a notable person.

They know the story of their momma. How he was wrongly accused and thrown out to pave way for a more beautiful and a more educated mistress.

Lastly, Jim Nwobodo only considered his own political leaning and personality by wanting to be the chief mourner of someone who he probably cared less about while alive. The siblings of the deceased rightly thinking they own their brother dead or alive were greatly irked.

I strongly belief the brothers are fighting a cause they feel right about. It isn't just clear to us!

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Celebrities / Re: Nigeria Celebrity Couples Storm Future Awards 2014 [photos] by NeuroBoss(m): 7:31am On Dec 08, 2014
optimusprime2:

looooool these french students have gone epic loooooool...
that is an insult. I'm a master
Celebrities / Re: Nigeria Celebrity Couples Storm Future Awards 2014 [photos] by NeuroBoss(m): 7:25am On Dec 08, 2014
Ceci ne fait pas le sens
Adverts / Re: Making Cool Money On Ur Money With Just Little Effort In Forex Everyday; No Scam by NeuroBoss(m): 6:18am On Dec 08, 2014
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Travel / Re: Funny Experience At The Us Embassy Lagos by NeuroBoss(m): 4:26pm On Nov 06, 2014
Nogen:


Il y a des gens qui comprennent et parlent bien français monsieur. Racontez - nous de ton expérience à l'ambassade américaine s'il vous plaît! grin

Des gens comme nous. Son expérience ne vaudra pas mieux que celles dont nous avons lus de la part de nombreux nairalanders.

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