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Religion / Re: Why So Many Atheists On Nairaland Forum? by Neurotika: 7:34pm On Feb 05, 2018
In a sane society, Atheism/Agnosticism should be the norm not Theism.

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Romance / Re: Tall Dark And Handsome,women Hypocrisy And The Plain Truth by Neurotika: 6:51pm On Feb 05, 2018
Do whatever fvck you want and the real, intelligent girls will come. Teenagers/insecure boys bother about looks. Funny thing is, the girls I treat like thrash (burst their nuts hardcore) are the vain ones - the ones always commending my looks atimes when I look fly and all. Those types are never loyal. Learning to be stingy with fvcks is an art you should learn. Real always recognize real.
Romance / Re: Lifestyles A Young Hustler Gotta Get Rid Of by Neurotika: 7:50am On Feb 05, 2018
No 2, 5 and 7 makes no sense. You don't even know what a hustler is. 'Love of money' 'lust', 'fornication'.... Are you a bible study teacher? What has sex got to do with how successful you will be in Life? Same with alcohol. Which real hustler have you seen that doesn't take one down some times? Made it worse by mentioning love of money. The simple definition of a hustler is a niggur whose soul has been conquered by the love of money. He thinks, eats and sleeps money. All these religious folks trying to have an opinion on the codes of the streets.
Romance / Re: “Pure Homosexuality, A Girl Kissing A Girl On The Cheek" - Twitter User Rants by Neurotika: 5:55am On Feb 05, 2018
Man2utd:

Something that was done innocently, you took out of context.
Bro you got too much toxic in you, and I was told to avoid toxic people so I won't respond to any of your mention again.

You have fundamental comprehension issues. Who took what out of context? You were flaunting your ignorance of English and had to be corrected accordingly. Did I pass any judgements as regards the topic of discussion on this thread?. Don't be a burden to the world. Develop your cognitive skills.
Romance / Re: “Pure Homosexuality, A Girl Kissing A Girl On The Cheek" - Twitter User Rants by Neurotika: 9:23am On Feb 04, 2018
Man2utd:


That was a peck, I have attached a pix of people kissing for you

Lol. You are just displaying your ignorance with confidence. Whether it's on the cheek or lips, a kiss is a kiss. A peck simply means 'a brief kiss'. There's no dictionary that says it must be lips to lips. It can be lips to neck, lips to hand etc. They are all termed a kiss.
Politics / Re: Can Nigeria Borrow The American Constitution? by Neurotika: 8:59am On Feb 04, 2018
The question is ambiguous though. Most part of Nigeria Constitution were borrowed from the whites. They call them English received laws. So it's not a question of if we can borrow the laws, but the question should be if we can borrow more? The answer of course is yes. But before borrowing anything, we will first be sure it will fit perfectly into our socio-cultural and Political environment. Some laws are very good, but can't work everywhere.
Romance / Re: What's The Most Underated Pleasure? by Neurotika: 8:45am On Feb 04, 2018
Alcohol. Been saving lives since 170 BC
Jokes Etc / Jokes With Profound Meanings by Neurotika: 6:55am On Feb 04, 2018
1. A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, "This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you."
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, "Which do you want, son?"
The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
"What did I tell you?" said the barber. "That kid never learns!"
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream parlor.
"Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?"
The boy licked his cone and replied: "Because the day I take the dollar the game is over!" — Vinaya Patil

2. A boy and a man sit on a couch together. The boy says to the man, "Yeah, well, I didn’t believe in reincarnation when I
was your age either." — Akshat Anand

3. A man is flying in a hot-air balloon and realizes he is lost. He reduces height and
spots a man below. He lowers the balloon farther and shouts, "Excuse me! Can you tell me where I am?"
The man below says: "Yes, you're in a hot-air balloon, hovering 30 feet above this field."
"You must be an engineer," says the balloonist.
"I am," replies the man. "How did you know?"
"Well," says the balloonist, "everything you have told me is technically correct, but it's no use to anyone."
The man below says, "You must be in management."
"I am," replies the balloonist, "but how did
you know?"
"Well," says the man, "you don't know where
you are or where you're going, but you
expect me to be able to help. You're in the
same position you were before we met, but
now it's my fault." —Amori Adesque

4. A climber fell off a cliff, and, as he tumbled down, he caught hold of a small
branch.
"Help! Is there anybody up there?" he shouted.
A majestic voice boomed through the gorge:
"I will help you, my son, but first you must have faith in me."
"Yes, yes, I trust you!" cried the man.
"Let go of the branch," boomed the voice.
There was a long pause, and the man shouted up again, "Is there anybody else up there?" — Ahmet Kasan

5. An MIT linguistics professor was
lecturing his class the other day. "In English," he said, "a double negative forms a
positive. However, in some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remains a
negative. But there isn't a single language, not one, in which a double positive can
express a negative."
A voice from the back of the room said, "Yeah, right." —Sai Kishore K

6. An American businessman was at the
pier of a small coastal Mexican village when a
small boat with just one fisherman docked.
Inside the small boat were several large yellowfin tuna. The American complimented
the fisherman on the quality of his fish and asked how long it took to catch them. The fisherman replied that it only took a little while. The American then asked why didn't he stay out longer and catch more fish. The
fisherman said he had enough to support his
family's immediate needs.
The American then asked, "But what do you do with the rest of your time?"
The fisherman said, "I sleep late, fish a little, play with my children, take siesta with my wife, Maria, stroll into the village each evening where I sip wine and play guitar with my
amigos. I have a full and busy life, señor."
The American scoffed. "I am a Wharton MBA and could help you. You should spend more time fishing and with the proceeds, buy a
bigger boat. With the proceeds from the bigger boat you could buy several boats.
Eventually you would have a fleet of fishing boats. Instead of selling your catch to a middleman you would sell directly to the processor, eventually opening your own cannery. You would control the product, processing and distribution. You would need
to leave this small coastal fishing village and move to Mexico City, then L.A., and
eventually New York City, where you will run your expanding enterprise."
The fisherman asked, "But how long will this
all take?"
To which the American replied, "Fifteen or 20
years."
"But what then?"
The American laughed and said, "That's the best part. When the time is right you would announce an IPO and sell your company stock
to the public and become very rich. You would make millions."
"Millions? Then what?"
The American said, "Then you would retire.
Move to a small coastal fishing village where
you would sleep late, fish a little, play with your kids, take siesta with your wife, stroll to the village in the evenings where you could
sip wine and play your guitar with your friends." —Andrew Udell

7. A masochist asks a sadist, "Please hurt
me."
"No," replies the sadist. —Arnon Mishkin

8. "Make me one with everything," says
the Buddhist to the tofu hot dog vendor.
Then, after getting his tofu hot dog, the Buddhist hands the vendor a $20 bill.
The vendor takes the money and begins helping the next customer.
The Buddhist looks puzzled and asks the vendor, "Where is my change?"
The vendor replies, "Change comes from within." —Liam Gorman

9. An engineer dies and reports to the pearly gates. St. Peter checks his dossier and says, "Ah, you're an engineer — you're
assigned to hell."
So the engineer reports to the gates of hell and is let in. Pretty soon, the engineer gets dissatisfied with the level of accommodations
and starts designing and building improvements.
After a while, they’ve got air-conditioning and flush toilets, escalators, elevators and so on ...
and the engineer is a pretty popular guy.
One day, the Arch angel of Heaven calls Satan on the telephone.
"So, how's it going down there in hell?" The Arch angel says.
"Hey, things are going great. We've got air-
conditioning and flush toilets and escalators.
There's no telling what our engineer is going to come up with next!" Satan says.
"What? You've got an engineer? That's a mistake — he should have never gotten down there. Send him back immediately!" Arch angel says.
"No way! I like having an engineer on the staff — I'm keeping him!" Satan says.
"Send him back up here or I'll sue!" Arch angel says.
Satan laughs uproariously and answers:
"Yeah, right. And just where are you going to get a lawyer?" — Sagar Shukla

10. A crow was sitting on a tree, doing nothing all day. A rabbit asked him, "Can I
also sit like you and do nothing all day long?"
The crow answered, "Sure, why not." So the rabbit sat on the ground below the crow and rested.
A fox jumped on the rabbit and ate it.
Moral of the story: To be sitting and doing nothing, you must be sitting very high up. — Saurav Maheshwary

11. A guy said to God, "God, is it true that to you a billion years is like a second?"
God said yes.
The guy said, "God, is it true that to you a billion dollars is like a penny?"
God said yes.
The guy said, "God, can I have a penny?"
God said, "Sure, just a second." —Mark DeBolt

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Health / . by Neurotika: 6:15am On Feb 04, 2018
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Politics / Re: Fashola Exposes Buhari, Lai Mohammed – Reno Omokri by Neurotika: 5:21am On Feb 04, 2018
This guy talks too much.
Romance / Re: Ladies Have An Iota Of Lesbianism In Them. See Proof. by Neurotika: 11:29pm On Feb 03, 2018
Tallesty1:
Lols. Certain things are simply not worth arguing. This is one of them, I chirped in just to correct her assertion that some women are absolutely straight. It is unproven yet, I didn't want to tell her my own opinion because seeing the way she was going on about men, bais, society etc, it was obvious that she won't buy it so I gave her a link to the outcome of a study carried out in a reputable university by experts and she was still talking about men being bias. Like seriously? Did I state anywhere that only men carried out the research? Did she even bother to find out how the study was carried out? That wasn't important. The problem is the society.

The difference between a straight woman and a lesbian is just a few bottles of alcohol. #fact.

A straight woman's reaction to the touches of a lesbian is a quite different from a straight man's reaction to the touches of a gay. It disgusts us.

Women touch one another anyhow, men don't. We are different. Talking about three some, most times when a man is having two ladies, the ladies play with each other even though they're straight but it's not same with men.

She is free to call a shovel a spade but a shovel is a shovel.

Arguing about things like this is like you running round circles. Using research results to prove your points too is a waste of time. I stand by my point - there are more bisexual women than gay men. Although, there are more gay men than gay women. The bulk of the women with the homosexuality streak are bisexuals. It's just social conditioning that makes most of them silent the urges.
Romance / Re: Ladies Have An Iota Of Lesbianism In Them. See Proof. by Neurotika: 3:51pm On Feb 03, 2018
Tallesty1:
I am skeptical about engaging you in this debate because you type/talk too much. You mustn't write a novel to air your opinion. Haba, are you related to Adichie?

Sentiments aside, most women are bisexual and I am not saying this for fun. You can can carry out your own research if you doubt me. Get 10 straight ladies in a room, get them drunk then sit back and enjoy. It is that simple.

Alternatively you can read this from BBC, The outcome of a study that was carried out by the University of Essex. They carried out a research and their findings were that no woman is "totally straight".


http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-34744903


Hey, and that thing you said about enjoying lesbian sex, it's not the sex we watch, it is the organs that arouse us, same gay porn arouse women.

Someone finally making sense. Men are more definite about their sexual orientations, women aren't. It's rare seeing bisexual men. But I don't blame the ones writing essays to defend the obvious, it's the deluded guys with a hypocritical sense of toxic masculinity that I'm disappointed in. Throwing around a list of what makes a man (asides the junk he has between his thighs) just to prove a totally different point from the theme of discussion is pure nonsense.
Romance / Re: Ladies Have An Iota Of Lesbianism In Them. See Proof. by Neurotika: 10:32am On Feb 03, 2018
I have noticed this since. There are actually more bisexual women than there are gays. I am indifferent to both sexual predilections as everyone has fundamental human rights to do whatever. It's just the hypocrisy that irritates me. A bro hugging a bro will be deemed weird, yet women can kiss each other on the cheeks/lips, call each other boo, sweet and all that crap. These same motherf.uckers will hang feminism around their neck when it's time to criticize the men. I actually have no respect for any man that takes women serious. Most of them are Forkas

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