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Religion / Re: What I Saw In Heaven: Prophet Shotunde Kayode by Neurotika: 3:04pm On Nov 26, 2018
Perfectbeing:


Although I do not believe the op but I must say this.

NDEs have occurred in "saner" climates too.. With competent non religious doctor declaring and signing the death certificate of the dead only for the dead person to wake up minutes (or even hours) later.

You can do your research an you'll find out that NDEs also happens in saner climates with compete non religious doctors..

Research lol. If you truly believe a dead man can resurrect due to some superior spiritual forces, I have an island to sell to you on the pacific.
Religion / Re: What I Saw In Heaven: Prophet Shotunde Kayode by Neurotika: 5:27am On Nov 23, 2018
‘Revelations’ like this only re-emphasizes the decay in our medical system. He was declared dead by which doctor and hospital?. Where are their license to practice? Are these license provisional or permanent? Where is the Death Certificate? Which signatures are on it?

I give no hoot about the religious hallucinations of anyone but issues like this needs to be addressed. There are some certain sectors of society incompetence cannot be allowed and in saner climes, heads would have rolled by now.

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Business / Re: How To Manage Money As A Nigerian In Your 20s by Neurotika: 9:49pm On Oct 21, 2018
No dumb moves. Never buy anything that is worth more than 25% of your total bank balance (except it's a cash generating asset).

Never ignore the power of compounding interest. Save up to a point where the least market interest rate can pay some major annual bills you incur. Then you keep compounding and earning more returns....

Savings is for the patient. But saving without a goal is a waste of time.

And never get emotional and naive about money. Social conditioning and pressure can pose a great enemy to your financial buoyancy.

Write the vision, make it plain.....

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Romance / Re: Romancelanders,get In Here And Know Your IQ by Neurotika: 9:16pm On Oct 07, 2018
Stanford binet test. That's the standard.
Romance / Re: The Bitter Truth About Women: Must Read Facts by Neurotika: 9:49pm On Sep 05, 2018
Offpoint:


lol, Em is known for ending rappers careers with his lyrical weapons and for sure he's gonna reply MGK and might end his career lyrically... JA rule can testify to that.

I give MGK credit, he had enough balls to diss Em back with his "Rap devil"


I respect Eminem, at 45 his still hot lyrically like fire.




I wonder why nairaland is not updating us on that

Em was childish. Took him 6 years to reply to reply a mild joke from a boy/a nobody of 21 then. 'The big bad bully of rap can't take a joke. How ironic.

NB - My greatest rapper alive tho but gotta say it as it is.
Romance / Re: When A Man Is Hot - Meme Collection by Neurotika: 8:04pm On Sep 03, 2018
Possible all the blood flow that makes a dick hard is supplied by the brain. Leaving the brain cells starved of blood supply anytime a man wanna fvck. Then when he's done fooling himself, the brain starts explaining the depth of the foolish things his dick made him do.

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Romance / Re: How Does A Girl Spot A Player? by Neurotika: 6:08am On Aug 31, 2018
If it's too good to be true, it's cos it isn't....most times.
Romance / Re: "Women, Stop Sleeping Around" - American Lady Says by Neurotika: 10:03am On Aug 22, 2018
jessca048:
shouldn't the advice be a two way both for the male and female. who does these same women frolic with if not the men.so she should balance the equation because no gender has got the monopoly to cheating and immoral lifestyle

If you think about it, it's a man's world. You can't tell us not to screw whoever we like. It's in our nature. And if women wants to imitate us, you're all welcome. Let's see who will lose.

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Romance / Re: This Lady Is Shaking Tables With Her Tweet About Broke Men by Neurotika: 9:26am On Aug 22, 2018
Mariangeles:
I pity you if you consider a woman with no self-respect and a low self esteem a wife material .

Of what relevance is a woman's self esteem to me? Does it help me become more successful or what? What correlation does self esteem have to the point being made?

Most of you get carried away with the entitlement mentality you forget to work on the value you should bring to the table. I still don't know who Nigerian Men offended to deserve the kind of women we have. I wish wives can be ordered online from other countries with little or no cost, most of you lots will start paying dowries when you see scores.

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Romance / Re: I Think Being An Ugly Guy Puts You At An Advantage in society. (My opinion) by Neurotika: 8:43pm On Aug 17, 2018
MariaLavina:
Lol... frustrated indeed grin
You made the mistake you are trying to correct though tongue
It's not an insult if it's a fact

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Romance / Re: I Think Being An Ugly Guy Puts You At An Advantage in society. (My opinion) by Neurotika: 8:38pm On Aug 17, 2018
MariaLavina:
The emboldened is your problem, You lack social skills and wit. You think the opposite of you is easier because your personality does not complement your looks. You wish for the easiest way out (ugliness). And you wonder why I called you a spineless coward? I should have added chicken livered! grin

How about you own up to who you are, develop your social skills, learn to handle the attention/ challenges life throws at you and stop opting for easy route. No one love being ugly! Money doesn't solve all problems like you believe. Stop being a chick tongue

You could have still driven home your point without having to sound offensive to him. I really don't understand why everyone is just frustrated in this country.

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Celebrities / Re: Duncan Mighty Prostrates For Davido, Fans React by Neurotika: 8:40pm On Aug 16, 2018
My respect for him just sky rocketed. Simply shows he's a man that focuses on the bigger picture. If you know you know

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Religion / Re: How Is Jesus Both God And Man? by Neurotika: 9:46pm On Jul 26, 2018
The religious folks argues on two major pinnacles - The religious books and their awe of how the world was structurally arranged. 'There has to be a God behind this complex structure'

The atheists are not having that since it sounds utterly ridiculous to attribute what you cannot explain to a supernatural power. Your confusion about a subject matter should lead to inconclusive assertions not strong conclusions. When nothing is certain nothing should be sure. Yet these religious folks are sure.

Their holy books is structured in ways that logic isn't allowed. Since the God factor is the premise, any illogical conclusion is understandable. So the slippery slope of so many inconceivable gibberish crammed into an ancient book written possibly by primitive humans still reigns supreme in a world of homo sapiens.

However unfortunate, religion will never be outlived. Since it addresses two greatest fears of man - fear of death and fear of the afterlife. The writers of the 'holy' books rode on this to win mammoth followership. It's just too late to use logic when you have invested all your years into a belief.

But maybe a little light will shine if curiosity and objective inquisition isn't a banned item in the religious fraternity. How do you deem yourself saner than atheists when you ban reasoning in analyzing concepts. 'It's spiritual' is the usual reply. They muddy the water to make it seem deep. Yet regardless of how loud you scream nonsense from the depths of your lungs, it still remains nonsense.
Romance / Re: I Don't Fall In Love With Girls Any More.. I Want To Get Married. by Neurotika: 4:42pm On Jul 09, 2018
Contradictions...
Falling in love isn't part of your 'psychology' about women, yet you want to get married to who you love. That simply makes no sense.

That said, if your aim is how to fall in love AGAIN, then don't. No such thing as that. Compatibility and mutual respect is key.
Religion / Re: Will I Go 2 Hell Because I Dont Go To Church Again? by Neurotika: 3:08pm On Jul 08, 2018
The hell you should be worried about is ignorance. The heaven you should seek is truth.

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Romance / Re: Pls Is This A Problem? by Neurotika: 6:15am On Jun 26, 2018
They're scarce and elusive to date, hence your attraction to them. Live in a neighborhood with older women all willing to be in a relationship with you, then your balls will calm down and you'll realize it's the scarcity giving them value.

Subtly attaching age to maturity/intelligence has given me insight on your level of smartness too.. #justsaying
Family / Re: How Can I Control My Sex Craving Toward My Wife by Neurotika: 9:52am On Jun 23, 2018
MARKone:
10 years of marriage? 3x a week seems demanding.

I'm confused. Are they splitting wood?. What is 'demanding' in a pleasurable activity that mostly lasts less than 10 min each day in the 10080 minutes we have in a week. It's obvious the woman doesn't enjoy the sex anymore. Definitely not that the sex is too much.

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Romance / Re: She Is Not Materialistic, She Is Just Above Your League by Neurotika: 11:00pm On Jun 18, 2018
Op, you trying too hard to pound sense into nonsense. No such thing as leagues when two people genuinely dig each other.

A lady that is financially comfortable than you will normally not request things she knows you can't afford.

I mostly avoid all these kinda threads cos it's mostly kids or premature adults that have these 'broke this broke that' mentality.

When you really have, it won't necessarily intoxicate you anymore. So there won't be any point using it as a yardstick for measuring anything in the first place. If you know, you know.

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Romance / Re: Rants: I Get Really Jealous Of My Handsome Male Friends. by Neurotika: 8:36pm On Jun 16, 2018
Get your shiit together and stop obsessing about petty things like your looks. Real men don't care about that shiit. What makes most chicks flock round you is your confidence, game and charisma. Handsome is relative. So grow up.
Romance / Re: Your Best Friend Fell In Love by Neurotika: 10:32am On Jun 16, 2018
MissRaine69:


If there be any truer measure of a man than by what he does, it must be by what he gives.

Don't muddy the water to make it seem deep. The worth attached to what a man/woman 'gives' is relative when things of the heart is left to be the judge. Even those that doesn't necessarily 'give' anything (financial or otherwise) still have does who loves them regardless. Our hearts beats differently, hence no such things as a universal or normative standard of falling in love with whoever. Keep it in mind that the context in play here is that of the lady I earlier quoted who thinks she knows better than her friend when it comes to knowing who is worthy of who.
Romance / Re: Your Best Friend Fell In Love by Neurotika: 9:11am On Jun 16, 2018
LivingFree:


I just know she could do better than him....

How do you measure a man's worth?
Romance / Re: The Decline Of Alpha Males & The Rise Of The Beta Male In Western Countries by Neurotika: 11:39pm On Jun 14, 2018
donjobill:


Ma'am, you know your boy is becoming naughty. Instead of you to discipline him at home, in private, to correct his behaviour, knowing quite well that he is incapable of disciplining himself. You failed to do it and allow him to go out.
Now, he has uncontrollably messed up himself with a lady inside a public transport and has become a subject of ridicule in public by many and also been disciplined by many. What an embarrassment to both you and him!

It's not good ooo, Ma'am tongue

This is cringeworthy. Wish you could return your dick and ask for a pussy. You don't deserve to be called a Man.

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Romance / Re: The Decline Of Alpha Males & The Rise Of The Beta Male In Western Countries by Neurotika: 6:33am On Jun 11, 2018
Write up is written on a flawed premise that alpha males are unintelligent and unnecessarily aggressive. Wonder where that came from.

Besides, the correlation between being a beta male and automatically being intelligent was not proved.

Asides the physical attributes, being alpha is about the mindset. There are many men with alpha physical attributes but are Betas at their core.

Going on about Betas being better economic providers is another flawed conclusion not proved.

The whole genetic reasons alphas are alphas in the first place is their ability to be better providers and protectors. They see it as a sacrosanct responsibility cos of their inborn male ego.

There are tons of scientific research that shows men with huge tetestorone level and dominant physical attributes tend to be more intelligent, confident than their male counterparts who lack these things. I can provide reputable links so you can read up.

Research goes on to prove that most of them are more trusted with Leadership positions. That's economic advantage there mate. Enough said.

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Romance / Re: How To Identify Lesbian Ladies In Nigeria! by Neurotika: 3:34pm On Jun 02, 2018
OfficialDad:
Lesbianism is understandable, but gay undecided

You haven't said anything.

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Education / Re: I Survived Boarding School In Nigeria! A Thread For All Boarders In Nigeria. by Neurotika: 8:55pm On Jun 01, 2018
Lasmock....hmmm. Not a school for the weak and faint hearted... If you know, you know.
Romance / Re: Blood Stains On The Floor Each Night With Her by Neurotika: 12:26am On May 29, 2018
laudate:

You are the one who first used the phrase 'medical condition.' Oya, tell us the medical term that describes unusual drops of fresh blood, dripping on the floor between the hours of 10:30p.m and 12 midnight.

Fvck off my mention oga. You wanna spend all your life believing in nonsense 'spiritual' angles to things, knock yourself out.
Romance / Re: Blood Stains On The Floor Each Night With Her by Neurotika: 12:19am On May 29, 2018
Alariiwo:


Even Science has a branch called "metaphysics" i.e beyond the physical.. so what's your point??

It is no longer hidden that there are so many realms and forces operating in the world. Witchcraft is a course now that people study.
Spare us your bullcrap ok!

So metaphysics studies what exactly? Realms and forces operating in the world. Lmao
Romance / Re: Blood Stains On The Floor Each Night With Her by Neurotika: 12:18am On May 29, 2018
Ishilove:
Feel free to wallow in willful ignorance. It's your cuppa, not mine
The light is on, but no one is in the room
Romance / Re: Blood Stains On The Floor Each Night With Her by Neurotika: 12:16am On May 29, 2018
laudate:


What kind of dirty hopeless lousy medical condition, biko nu? shocked Did you even read the entire story? The blood stains appear on the floor and on his power bank, between the specific hours of 10:30p.m and 12 midnight. They do not appear on the bedsheets, or on the furniture or the walls, or elsewhere. Please what medical term can you ascribe to this condition, Mr. Classroom Walls?? shocked

What medical term do you know?
Romance / Re: Blood Stains On The Floor Each Night With Her by Neurotika: 11:29pm On May 28, 2018
Ishilove:

I can see you have been thoroughly pussy whipped to the extent you are now willfully blind. This is fresh blood we are talking about here. Have you gone for counselling in church? Have you sought spiritual advice?

You better flee from that girl or drag yourselves to MFM prayer city for complete spiritual overhauling to avoid stories that touch.

Stay there and be looking for a God fearing girl who can pray like Elijah and screw like Cossy Ojiakor, meanwhile marine agents are sucking your blood. Mscheeew.

When you go for deliverance, and I mean HOT ONE, it is your blood sucking girlfriend that will break up with you. She will run away from you. She has been hiding behind 'prayer' to manipulate you and turn you to a blood bank.

'Blood sucking girlfriend'. It's really disturbing that this nonsense is coming from a lady. Have you ever considered the possibility the woman might be suffering from a rare medical condition? You are quick to conclude it's spiritual. It's your type that will kill a siamese twins before the time of Mary Slessor. Can't you analyze something like someone that passed through the walls of a classroom without sounding like a traditionalist in a stone age. Imagine comments I'm reading here abeg.

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Career / Re: My Advice To Graduates: This Is How To WIN by Neurotika: 8:33pm On May 27, 2018
Ignore the power of networking at your peril....
Romance / Re: Is She Really Worth The Chase? by Neurotika: 8:19pm On May 27, 2018
If the story is true, chioma made the right decision to not end up with a slow poke. The signs are always there for the smart to discern. Love mostly doesn't cost a thing. When you try to force it, you end up with stories like this. Without a guy making things official, a lady that loves you will make it easier for you to say it or even ask you herself. Nothing is ever official about shiits like that. And after making sacrifices for a biitch, she's still waiting for an official announcement, your ass is to be blamed for not dumping her ass ASAP. But these weak guys never see the signs until it's too late.

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