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Romance / Re: Why Ladies Love Guys Who Have Cars by Neurotika: 8:03am On Mar 13, 2018 |
If your total bank balance isn't upto atleast four times the price of whatever you are purchasing, you are financially ignorant. Don't do anything to impress anyone. Chase money and money only and other things will be added unto you.... 52 Likes |
Religion / Re: If You Are Going To Church This Morning by Neurotika: 7:54am On Mar 11, 2018 |
There are better things to do on a Sunday morning than go to church. |
Religion / Re: Let's Stop Joking With Hell Fire!!! - By Sunday Akanni Moshood by Neurotika: 7:49am On Mar 11, 2018 |
History is filled with enormous numbers of forgotten beings that wasted their years on earth, achieving nothing and preparing for an imaginary world that doesn't exist. Religion is really the worst thing that happened to humanity. 50 Likes 11 Shares |
Business / Re: Torn And Worn Out N100 In Circulation, A Deliberate Act By The Banks? Photo by Neurotika: 9:45am On Mar 09, 2018 |
maasoap: CBN wants these dirty currencies sorted before receiving them from banks. Banks incur fees for not sorting them when returning them to CBN. The process of sorting these dirty and mutilated cash is manual and Labour intensive. And banks aren't ready to employ more staffs for an unproductive activity. So they prefer putting the dirty cash back into circulation. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: International Women's Day:struggles Women Face That Men Don't Seem To Understand by Neurotika: 5:00pm On Mar 08, 2018 |
I really think this contemporary world haven't been fair to men. Once you're born a man, be prepared for a life of serious responsibilities. You don't think of yourself, everyone related to you becomes your headache. Wife, sis, mum.... We toil so hard just to take care of our own. Face different physical and emotional hazards when hustling to take care of our families. Yet the society waters it all down by the statement 'are you not a man?'. I'm not a male chauvinist. I just believe Men are gods of this earth. We provide, protect and sacrifice. Big ups to all real men out there. You are the reason some women still have hope of a better tomorrow. 3 Likes |
Religion / Re: Is Nigeria This Bad? (photos) by Neurotika: 4:40pm On Mar 08, 2018 |
If all public officials can take a Standard IQ test and sign corruption death warrant before getting elected, we won't be where we are today. Minimum IQ limit for public officials in the Federal and state Government shouldn't be less than 120. Anything below is automatic disqualification. Death warrant will also be signed in cases where any is indicted of any act of corruption. Minimum amount should be 5m naira cumulative. Honestly if these controls are in place, they will be begging people to contest for political post. Those that will eventually contest will be seen as heroes. 1 Like |
Family / Re: Nigerian Woman Welcomes A Set Of Triplets (Photo) by Neurotika: 4:21pm On Mar 08, 2018 |
Is having kids necessarily an achievement? |
Religion / . by Neurotika: 11:11am On Mar 07, 2018 |
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Politics / Re: Buhari: "Any Fulani Man Caught With AK-47 Should Be Charged To Court" by Neurotika: 9:18am On Mar 06, 2018 |
In other words any Fulani in possession of kalashnikov or other gun models asides AK47 should be left alone. Interesting..... 2 Likes |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: When Does Your Grade No Longer Matter To Employers? by Neurotika: 8:43am On Mar 06, 2018 |
ariesbull: You are missing the point. No one ever said anything about University limiting anyone. The point is why will you hide your achievements?. Especially if it's a rare feat. The most rational thing people do is to rank them. Skills and experience first before stating academic achievements concisely. Of what reason will any of those highly skilled software developers you mentioned hide their reputable certificates (Microsoft, Oracle etc) that they got way back when seeking for a new job. If they don't have it, it's fine. Their skills and experience should suffice. But if they do, why hide it? Have you worked in any of the big four? Most of them mandate you to have ICAN/ACCA certification as you are on the job. If you fail any course more than twice, they fire you. No matter how skilled and experienced you are on the job, the policy is sacrosanct. So tell me, if I got ICAN Ten years ago and have 6 years experience as an accountant, I shouldn't state the ICAN certification cos it's too way back? I don't understand. Or are University degrees not certificates too? 1 Like |
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: When Does Your Grade No Longer Matter To Employers? by Neurotika: 8:09am On Mar 06, 2018 |
I don't think I totally agree with this. Even politicians that have graduated before I was born sometimes flaunts their academic achievements when vying for a political post. Of course you will put your job experience and skills first, but you still have to state your academic achievements. Besides when you are in a job function that doesn't align with your career interest, it's ok to indicate to employers you were a maestro in what you studied in which your interest lie. When you have it you flaunt it. It's as simple as that. I cannot burn night candles to be the best in my class and keep mum about it cos its 10 years back. 1 Like |
Celebrities / Re: 11 Celebrities With Over Exaggerated Good Looks By Forreelinc (Photos) by Neurotika: 1:52pm On Mar 04, 2018 |
I hate when guys get petty and vain. Gets more irritating when they start rating the looks of guys like them. Men shouldn't care about that shiit. Op you really need to get a life. |
Religion / Re: If God Is All Powerful, Why Does He Allow Evil And Suffering In This World? by Neurotika: 7:26am On Mar 04, 2018 |
When something that doesn't exist is been forced into imaginary existence, you get questions like this. 5 Likes |
Romance / Re: Apart From Religion, Why Do You Hate Gay Folks??? by Neurotika: 5:59pm On Mar 02, 2018 |
It's OK to hate gays as far as that hatred doesn't extend into denying them the right to be who they are. The criminalization of homosexuality in this country reflects how debased we are. Two hefty guys are busting themselves few blocks away and I suddenly start having headache with what they are doing with their organs. You scared they will turn the society into Armageddon. What does that even mean? A guy/lady like you approaches you and you get disgusted to the point of wanting to harm him/her instead of simply turning them down. Who is more sick in both of you? The gay or the potential murderer?. Conservatives are dumb honestly. And mentally lazy too. They just won't think. They throw around relative and ambiguous concepts of morality, religion like there is a universally accepted template. A crime should basically be any act that robs another party of his fundamental human rights. This Government is the one committing a crime here. So because something disgusts the majority, the minority should burn. How did we evolve into this profound stupidity? 5 Likes |
Romance / Re: Help! My boyfriend is hyper active sexually; his di*ck.... by Neurotika: 2:57pm On Mar 02, 2018 |
slimjaney: His hormones are hyper cos of the few nuts he has busted. As the numbers grow and he gets diverse, your touch won't make much difference. So map him, enjoy it while it last and make sure he doesn't understand what balance diet is. Once he does, what you complain of now might later be a wish. 4 Likes |
Romance / Re: Help! My boyfriend is hyper active sexually; his di*ck.... by Neurotika: 1:24pm On Mar 02, 2018 |
He's a learner. 2 Likes |
Family / Re: Why Nigerian Men Hardly Forgive A Cheating Woman by Neurotika: 7:51am On Mar 01, 2018 |
Most of these saucy guys berating a nigur for forgiving her b.itch will do same when sh.it gets real. Most men are weak. The real alphas are few and those are the ones that have a low emotional battery. Makes it easy to dump any ass that can't stop screwing pencils. Mine depends. I don't go around looking for wives so most understands boundaries. My demand for you staying faithful is just cos of pride nothing else. Emotional cheating mostly precedes physical cheating for women and that's why it hurts some men. But in my world, when you screw, you only make me aware of how open the game play is. So I simply switch to other available bi.tches and keep you for sports. The exception will be when there are other things I find you relevant in which is indispensable. Asides that, there is no such thing as forgiveness for a deliberate act. 5 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by Neurotika: 5:23pm On Feb 27, 2018 |
boyjo: I did top my class back then in the uni. But I actually don't believe academic performance has a direct causation with intelligence tho... 1 Like |
TV/Movies / Re: List The Popular Movies You Feel Ashamed To Tell People You Have Never Watched by Neurotika: 5:20pm On Feb 27, 2018 |
Anowax: I hear that a lot. I should watch it one of the these days.... |
TV/Movies / Re: List The Popular Movies You Feel Ashamed To Tell People You Have Never Watched by Neurotika: 2:20pm On Feb 27, 2018 |
Wedding party 1&2, GOT, Hotel Rwanda. Not necessarily ashamed tho 2 Likes |
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by Neurotika: 2:16pm On Feb 27, 2018 |
boyjo: Well I ask myself same question atimes. I remember the incident well. My cognition developed very early. |
Nairaland / General / Re: List 5 Weird Facts About You by Neurotika: 11:18am On Feb 26, 2018 |
1. Extremely forgetful. I request for debit cards almost every two weeks 2. My mom said I didn't cry when I was born. Then went on to bite her months later while she was breastfeeding me. I remember this one. 3. I lose concentration easily. Small talks bore me 4. Don't understand love. I'm as cold as they come 5. I have no friends 6. Have full fledged conversation with myself, love alcohol a lot, I have a natural frowning face, etc..... Tired of typing.... 6 Likes |
Religion / Re: What Is The Source Of Morality by Neurotika: 5:32am On Feb 24, 2018 |
soliq55: Both the ID and Super Ego are at the mercies of what was acquired as morals since child hood. Freud never said morality can be attained in isolation. In fact he proved environment to be a major determinant factor. Moral teachings is like a snow ball, it is passed down from generations and forms people's Ids and super egos. It creeps into our laws, defines some parts of our legal system. Forms our cognitive bias and sense of judgment. The religious folks even accuse their parallels of indoctrination. Same disease they are also suffering from. Sometimes you also hear things like 'even if I found out there is no God I will still be happy I did what is right'. Yet it is God's commandments that defined a large percentage of what you think is right to you in the first place. If you knew he didn't exist you would have followed a different manual. It's a deep incongruity very few admits. |
Religion / Re: What Is The Source Of Morality by Neurotika: 7:28am On Feb 23, 2018 |
budaatum: Prisons are punitive elements used in ensuring punishment of moral breakdown. They are not a source of morality. It doesn't interpret to you the rightness or wrongness of an action. 1 Like |
Business / Re: Folorunsho Alakija: Without A University Degree, I Became A Billionaire by Neurotika: 7:28pm On Feb 22, 2018 |
I'm not discounting her efforts (evidently she worked hard) but there is no such thing as a self made billionaire. Behind every great wealth, there is a either a connection or a crime. 1 Like |
Religion / Re: What Is The Source Of Morality by Neurotika: 4:59pm On Feb 22, 2018 |
plaetton: I guess what you wanted to say is religion 'should' not be a source of morality. But if you stand by your point then there are two flaws in it. One, if religion isn't a source of Morality, there should be more atheists than theists. Two, atheists are expected to make up approximately 1% of any large gathering in a religious country like ours cos they also make up a very small percentage (if not 1%) of this country's population. |
Religion / Re: What Is The Source Of Morality by Neurotika: 3:15pm On Feb 22, 2018 |
monex: I fail to see your point. I never argued that morality can be gotten in isolation. I argued reasoning. |
Celebrities / Re: Seyi Law: 'Let's Forgive Efe Because He Spoke Out Of Anger' by Neurotika: 12:41pm On Feb 22, 2018 |
Lol. What a funny world. Those with the talent and tight mojos are wasting away in unknown places while the mediocres are getting attention. Even if I was given his music CD for free, I can't accept it. Dude sings like a local palm wine tapper. Yet thinks he's Drake. 1 Like |
Sports / Re: Messi Breaks Goalless Record Against Chelsea To Equalise After Willian’s Opener by Neurotika: 11:54pm On Feb 20, 2018 |
The game in camp nou will likely end 2 1 in favour of barcelona. Barcelona scores first, scores second. Chelsea then scores. Game ends. Chelsea have the aggression, hunger and all but Barcelona will bore them to frustration. Chelsea will want to attack at some point, open up necessary spaces at the back and that's where their net will house goals. It's a game of tactics. Barca is superior in that aspect. 7 Likes |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Chelsea Vs Barcelona :UCL (1 - 1) On 20th February 2018 by Neurotika: 11:33pm On Feb 20, 2018 |
I don't see Barcelona lifting this champions league. But anyone ready to bet, they definitely are qualifying for the next round. They are more pragmatic than beautiful under this new manager. 6 Likes |
Career / Re: Before You Quit That Job!!! by Neurotika: 1:33pm On Feb 20, 2018 |
Autonomy, complexity and a connection between effort and reward are three most important factors a work must have for it to be satisfying. However, desperation is a biitch. Pushes you to a point you think you just can't withstand the toxicity. Then anything that comes, you jump ship. Reality dawns, you then start giving others advice. Got one pal a well paying job, she couldn't withstand the pressure, resigned. Now living at the mercies of friends' benevolence. I don't roll like that. When shiit gets real, I activate the beast mode. Money and emotions don't mix. As far as the job pays the bills, it makes no sense leaving out of emotional reasons. 1 Like |
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