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Politics / Re: Photos From Seyi Tinubu 34th Birthday Dinner by Neurotika: 9:07pm On Oct 14, 2019
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Politics / Re: Photos From Seyi Tinubu 34th Birthday Dinner by Neurotika: 8:47pm On Oct 14, 2019
In a world of equal opportunities, no one should ordinarily know this guy. But then...

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Music/Radio / Re: MI Reply Vector: My Son It Is Time To Live Up To Your Potential by Neurotika: 5:03pm On Oct 05, 2019
DesChyko:


At no point was Eminem advicing MGK like a son. Eminem took him on.

This is a petty excuse to shy out of a mic battle.
Too sad he begun it with a defence that he wasn't gonna diss. After so many disses already.
Was that the plan for the fans VEC insulted?

Someone will say M.I. was being mature. In rap game? Na wa.

Sometimes trying to prove you're the best to someone way below you is an insult. We talking lyrical depth and delivery, you talking energy.

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Music/Radio / Re: MI Reply Vector: My Son It Is Time To Live Up To Your Potential by Neurotika: 3:38pm On Oct 05, 2019
Vector doesn't know his mate. Dropping nursery school bars. Now he's been schooled how it's done. And to think M.I chose to release the track today that is world's Teachers day. lipsrsealed

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Music/Radio / Re: MI Reply Vector: My Son It Is Time To Live Up To Your Potential by Neurotika: 3:36pm On Oct 05, 2019
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Celebrities / Re: Naira Marley: "Smoking Loud Makes Me Stay Happy And See Jeje" by Neurotika: 2:18pm On Oct 03, 2019
Judge if you want, everyone will die. The aim is to deserve it.

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Romance / Re: Muslim And Christian Lesbian Partners Wed, Spark Outrage On Twitter (Photos) by Neurotika: 3:15pm On Oct 01, 2019
I've always reiterated almost all women are potential lesbians/bisexuals. Social conditioning just made them align to the prevailing sexual predilections. Imagine how all ladies in this thread didn't condemn this act.

They're all like 'they're hot (how a woman finds another woman 'hot' amazes me), they look good, as far as they happy etc....While the men too were all concerned about the beauty of the lesbians and the shape of their rears.

But when tables are flipped and the topic is like 'Two gay men kisses in pre-wedding pictures', you'll see outrage from both sexes. They'll all agree it's disgusting. 'How can a man be digging another man...'

You're all mad honestly and most of you don't even know how borderline your dementia has gotten. For the records I have no problem with anyone's sexual preferences. It's a free world. It's just the double standard and cognitive bias that is appalling.

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Politics / Re: DSS Stops Sowore From Addressing The Press, Grabs Him (Video) by Neurotika: 1:32pm On Sep 30, 2019
jieta:
Mr high IQ, when he was fighting to install APC government did you question his IQ, is now you want to question Nigerians IQ something must be wrong with you.

You're part of the mentally ret.arded he was referring to. So because he was against the useless Jonathan government means he should not criticize Buhari's disastrous government? Is he a soothsayer to know how Buhari regime will be during Jonathan's reign? Seriously how do you get by everyday with a brain this slow.

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Education / Re: Hello Guys How Can I Be The Best In My Class by Neurotika: 10:12am On Sep 29, 2019
Man know thy self. Been there...know your level of assimilation and the study pattern that works for you. Always ensure you cover the syllabus and expose yourself to rich textbooks and materials. For each topic ensure you read at least three textbooks/materials on it and solve questions extensively. It gives you the needed mastery cos different textbooks explain things differently. Also understand that the goal is understanding, not just reading.

Comparing yourself with your colleague is not necessarily so bad. You want to be the best and that's fine. However your goal should be absolute not relative. For instance aim for first class or something very close you can be proud of (Absolute goal) NOT having better grades than your friend (Relative goal).

Funny thing is you'll leave school and realize these grades are just mainly good for bragging rights, it doesn't always translate to better career opportunities if you don't work on other areas. Although it's still worth having anyway. Graduated top of my class back then and the memory alone is something.

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TV/Movies / Re: Tacha's People Storm The Hotel Where She Is As They Demand For Her Release by Neurotika: 10:03pm On Sep 28, 2019
adeodunsimilolu:


Then, I remembered sowore and pitied him because he may just be fighting for the wrong people.
The next generation will be more disappointed in us.

You took the words out of my mouth. I just want the guy to leave prison and probably relocate to a saner clime. You can't take people out of their misery when they don't even acknowledge they have one.

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Travel / Re: Nigerians In Diaspora Should Learn Good Behavior. by Neurotika: 6:45pm On Sep 27, 2019
A Nigerian alone is capable of immense havoc to the white man's community let alone 200million Nigerians living in one country. And you wonder why we've not had a really good leader for decades.... It's not the basket but the eggs in it.

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Nairaland / General / Re: Nairaland Sold To A Foreign Investor / Seun still in Charge? by Neurotika: 7:17pm On Sep 17, 2019
priceaction:
And again that crap sites called famousnaija and naijafame, which I believe belong to one person and probably an influential person in your chicken cabinets . All what they do is go to other popular igs, tweeter and fbs , screenshots their contents and turn it to their and immediately I uploaded, you will see it in front page. I believe of you are not the owner of those sites, one of your mods have them it's so glaring seun. No content, just rubbish that will direct you to their sites and again from their sites to ig, or fb, or Twitter. Why can't we have those links directly here instead going to 3 subsequent links just to see the contents. Seun can say something about that.
This is one of the multiple monikers created , out of 6 topics , 5 on the front page and the last one just created today, and will still go to fp.

Seun pay attention to this. If those blogs are not yours, heads should roll.
Politics / Re: Profile Of Members of Buhari's New Economic Advisory Council by Neurotika: 10:32am On Sep 17, 2019
soul95:


Sometimes, the most complex problems have simple but tightly interwoven solutions. Its one thing to be able to speak grammar, but it's another to be able to have a solid grasp of concepts (be it in STEM or economics), how they apply to real life situations and successfully translate them from abstraction to reality.

Couldn't agree more
Politics / Re: Profile Of Members of Buhari's New Economic Advisory Council by Neurotika: 8:22am On Sep 17, 2019
mapet:


Lemme guess, because your are some CFA student, you think life stops at getting CFA? Because your ogas in the office just passed CFA? Your ogas are not even fit to clean Rewane's boots.

lol. CFA student. Anyway what point do I have to prove to you. Sentient folks like you are the problem we have in this country. Who the fvck is Bismark. The world is getting extremely competitive and the so called leaders of an economic team should be the elites. He doesn't impress me with his chartered banker shiit. And anyone can start a finance company, dangote would have cared if he wanted to. If not for Channels TV who would have known him. Sit the fvck down and stop licking ass. I repeat Rewane isn't the best we can get in the finance world. Fvck off!!!
Politics / Re: Profile Of Members of Buhari's New Economic Advisory Council by Neurotika: 8:07am On Sep 17, 2019
mapet:


This is absolute balderdash. Pure rubbish of the highest order. Your seeming lack of experience is so apparent here.

1. Even if you don't know these people, a reading of their profiles shows you that they have both deep knowlegde and practise experience that cuts across diverse economic environments.
2. What will Bismark Rewane need a CFA for? Bros, Bismark Rewane will help the CFA awarding institution to review their curriculum. What insult!

Let him get one first then we can talk. Experience my foot.

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Politics / Re: Profile Of Members of Buhari's New Economic Advisory Council by Neurotika: 7:45am On Sep 17, 2019
Economics is the most amorphous course you will ever come across. Having profs of econs assemble doesn't necessarily translate to them making any lasting impact in the economy. The economics of their era is all steeped in stale, superficial theories and pedagogy. One would have even thought a person like Bismark with all the noise about finance has a CFA, FRM or one reputable finance degree. That said, I wish them the best.
Education / Re: Stop Asking People 'How Was Your Night', It Is Wrong English by Neurotika: 9:53pm On Aug 15, 2019
BrainSanitizer:
Ok. Noted.
Someone should please tell our southwest folks, especially the women to stop calling every man "daddy".
Went to make some transactions in the bank on yesterday, Wednesday.
While I was seated waiting for the next available teller, a woman, old enough to be my mother came towards me and said: " Ejoor daddy, ..... (she spoke in Yoruba which I don't understand).
I was like, WTF!! I just stood up and left without saying anything.
In my mind I was like; daddy? For real?!

I’m confused. How does an old woman calling you daddy become something to disgust you. Who is more civilized in the two of you? The old woman who ignores her age to give you an innocuous name worthy of respect or a pedantic you who reeks of pettiness and immaturity?

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Politics / Re: Presidency hails Nigerians for Ignoring Sowore’s #RevolutionNow Protests by Neurotika: 9:33pm On Aug 05, 2019
Reading some comments it’s just clear this country is going no where. Some even saying it’s payback time for sowore for antagonizing Jonathan...lol. I pity these upcoming generations who haven’t succeeded in any part of life yet talking like slowpokes. It’s evident the North is the wisest region. Let the south continue to drown in tribal battles until their children becomes slaves in their own country. Mo fvckers.

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Family / Re: What Is The Right Age Or Time To Get Life Entirely Figured Out? by Neurotika: 7:23pm On Aug 01, 2019
GrabHisBalls:
It has everything to do with achievements and goals. In answering those questions, you get to plan and focus on what you're likely to get dividend from. What's the point in finding my purpose in life if it's not going to help my life?

About my signature, you can read up about 'upwork' on Google or contact the number visible on my signature for more info.

There’s no such thing as figuring out life. You can figure out how to make money, how to raise kids, be a good husband etc. But Life is too broad a term to understand its complexities.

That said, I presume you already have a detailed roadmap on how to achieve your (financial/career) goals. However you underestimate the role of chance/luck/environment in achieving it.

Read about the principle of accumulative advantage and understand why even the smartest folks might come last in some critical areas of life. Although I’m not in any way religious, Solomon made some sense when he penned down similar thoughts in Ecclesiastes 9:11.

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Crime / Re: Arrested 'Aye' cultist Threatens to Kill All The Policemen Behind His Arrest by Neurotika: 11:03am On Jul 28, 2019
I can bet this guy isn’t even a real cultist. Probably a new recruit or an inexperienced enthusiast. Even if you were shot wrongly and shiiit, why not keep your intentions to yourself and carry out your so called revenge with an unexpected execution. Now all the policemen with families and loved ones won’t take such threats lightly and I won’t blame them if they blow his brains off. I would have done same. One of the laws of power is to eliminate your enemies totally. The police made sure they did the elimination first. Fair is fair. Next time keep your damn mouth shut.

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Romance / Re: Mention One Habit You Can't Tolerate In Your Relationship by Neurotika: 8:27pm On Jul 10, 2019
Dididrumz:
A week after I told my girl about my stance on cheating I realized she had cheated on me 2weeks earlier....... She apologized, begged it won't happen again, I forgave her and now we are cool again, I even love her now more than ever.....

Not that I trust her that it won't happen again but that I love her and I can't judge her by one mistake.

I believe people change

PS: I'VE NEVER CHEATED ON HER

She will still cheat. Emotionally at least. And you won’t probably find out until several shiits has gone down. You don’t teach a full grown woman the basic creeds of a relationship. It’s either they have it in their nature or they don’t. So blue pill or red pill...it’s your choice eventually

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Business / Re: CBN Establish Monthly Target For MFB To Improve Financial Inclusion by Neurotika: 9:10pm On Jul 03, 2019
This is a new low in the history of Banking regulation.
Religion / Re: COZA Members Mock Protesters: We Were In Church Laughing Our Eyes Out (Photos) by Neurotika: 11:27pm On Jul 01, 2019
Ighoga898:

Otherwise what will happen..

Can't pastors sin too, are they not humans..
Nonsense

If they are allowed to sin and lie about their sin at will, why call them pastors? Why can’t they be rotating the alter sermons among members of the church too, afterall they’re all humans? But then there’s this argument of being ‘called’. Lol. Honestly there’s no mental illness worse than religious convictions.

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Celebrities / Re: Joey Akpan Calls Naira Marley Fans Donkeys, Zlatan Ibile, Kemi Olunloyo React by Neurotika: 10:40pm On Jul 01, 2019
post=79846254:
Someone released a song and the dance step is how people masturbate......serious wanking o!!

What kind of people will be dancing in the public to that, if not animals?!

Calling them animals is even an insult to the animal kingdom.


Only in Nigeria that you will see a woman of over 50 years old castigating anyone that says the truth.

And you will soon see men, old enough to be this boy uncles and father dancing 'jo soapy'!
Shame of a nation!

Can you just imagine what manner of dance is this below.
You are in the public and gesticulating holding your private part masturbating with vigour!
IT IS FINISHED!!


END OF THREAD!

Calm your titties, the fun is in the controversy. How do one rationalize entertainment? Is there supposed to be sense in what makes one happy? Is there a SI unit for measuring how fun should look like? If you get high on morality and shiit, find the nearest bible study group and all that crap. Being excessively prudish over things one should laugh at and have fun with is a sign of a low IQ.
Sports / Re: Deontay Wilder Sends Scathing Message To Anthony Joshua After Andy Ruiz Defeat by Neurotika: 8:33am On Jun 02, 2019
I’ve always had my doubts about this A.J guy. He probably thought big muscles was a major advantage in boxing. Not too suprised anyway....But that isn’t a way a ‘champion’ loses. 4 embarrassing K.Os suffered in the hands of a fat, unfit looking and shorter dude. Sadly there’s no heavyweight boxer currently in this era (including wilder) that is worthy of untying the shoes laces of the likes of Holyfield, Tyson, Foreman etc. Boxing is dead ladies and gentlemen....a moment of silence.

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Celebrities / Re: Chioma Akpotha Pecking Patience Ozokwor In New Photo by Neurotika: 12:23pm On Dec 27, 2018
OneCorner:
See patience breast tongue
Imagining how it will be flinging about while giving her a very berd doggyy
Sweet GILF cool

This is disturbing. You have taken perversion to a whole new level.

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Music/Radio / Re: "No Shishi For Bribe" - 2Baba, Falz, Pasuma, Simi, Mr. P, Timi, Slimcase etc by Neurotika: 7:37pm On Dec 22, 2018
The illiteracy level in the country is positively correlated with the choice of terrible leaders we elect. It’s not an issue of selling votes for financial reward.

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Romance / Re: "Stop Touching Us" Campaigners Assaulted By Yaba Traders (Pics, Videos) by Neurotika: 8:41am On Dec 16, 2018
Most Nigerian men are sexually uncultured beasts regardless of their occupation. You see them everywhere, even in white collar jobs. Yaba boys are just a subset of them - taking advantage of the disorganized nature of the market. To me, four issues needs to be addressed :

1. Clumsiness/Cluttered nature of the market. The overpopulation menace of Lagos obviously led to some markets being overcrowded. And when things are clumsy, no one can be thrown in the spotlight when they do something wrong. You can’t try such in a spacious market place. This is an issue for the Government

2. Leadership of the Market - Most of the market leaders are more concerned with collecting their dues and monetary entitlements from these traders. They care less how these traders go about their business. They don’t have any stipulated rules and regulations governing consumer protection. And when there is no law, there is no crime.

3. Late Night market - Most of these groping and harassment is more intense at night. It’s a no-brainer since night makes it easier for a wrong doer to stay anonymous. Hence if you add a clumsy market that has no laws with night trading, you get what these women are protesting against.

4. Insufficient security services/civil defense - Still baffles me why a market like that (and others like it too) that are flashpoints of crime do not have presence of security agencies that are both mobile and planted in specific locations. I guess Government cares less about a market that generates little for them in tax and other levy.

These are the issues these women should bring to the front burner. Going around trying to incite the ire of people you already know how uncivilized they are is counter productive.

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Celebrities / Re: Kizz Daniel, His Brother & Crew Members Rock Album Name Customized Vest - Photos by Neurotika: 7:44am On Dec 13, 2018
parcydrix:
Yeah he is d one

Nice one. Years back who would have thought Afeez will come this far....
Celebrities / Re: Kizz Daniel, His Brother & Crew Members Rock Album Name Customized Vest - Photos by Neurotika: 7:31am On Dec 08, 2018
That guy beside Kizz looks like my former school course mate that’s into music now - LK Kuddy. Don’t know if it’s him tho
Sports / Re: ‘joshua Will Beat Fury, Wilder Mercilessly’ by Neurotika: 6:17am On Dec 08, 2018
Joshua will baptize wilder. Fury shouldn’t even be mentioned in the same sentence with Joshua.

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Romance / Re: Married Woman Sends Nude Pictures To Her Colleague. Lands In Trouble by Neurotika: 7:02pm On Nov 26, 2018
Why do I find it disturbing that a man can do this to his wife? What satisfaction does he derive from exposing his wife’s unclothedness to the world? That’s downright lame. The woman deserves what she got but it shouldn’t have been from the husband such will come from. C’mon a man’s gotta have some moral code. My opinion tho....

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