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Mumu simp. Dey there dey speak English. Na your money dey enter voicemail so

Anyone can become a CEO.

Just register a company and you're automatically a CEO. It doesn't cost more than 50k.

b5ive:
Software engineering in 6months, its not achievable if i must say. U need skills like programming, ethical hacking, networking etc combined b4 u can be called a software engineer, acquiring this skills will take u at least 2/3 years. Learning gradually on your own is your best bet, then have an IT mentor n keep practicing. With time and consistency u will catch up.

Say the one you know o. Networking is more of hardware than software. Networking is different from network programming.

No be only ethical hacking, cyber security join. Nonsense

OP na storyteller. I pass

This OP na storyteller.

Do not believe ANYTHING he posts.

This is fake AF. In the screenshot OP posted, what is the relationship between Popsi, MTN NG, and UBA debit alert?

OP wan use somebody do Christmas.

This one just settle down dey look for wahala.

You better enjoy your life o.

Some people have dental problems.

Yes, you can swap out all your teeth and get new ones surgically implanted.

It's part of taking care of your health

Nigerians think say Nigerian music na noise. It's only natural to undermine what you have.

Yeye simp. I hope all these mumu simps dey see one of their associates?

Man U will comfortably beat PSG.

Man U na yeye club. But PSG yeye pass Man U

Mumu simp take charge of your life. Tell your wife that her extended family are no longer welcome at your house.

Stop simping

chatinent:
Baba, both prepaid is fraud in Nigeria.

Best is getting a solar city and generating power right from his house!

Stop typing rubbish. Prepaid meter is not a fraud in Nigeria.

Solar is highly limited. Don't forget that what people call solar is just battery, panels and inverter. All those ACs in his duplex will drain your batteries within two hour. Inverter is for people with low energy consumption, except you want to install an obscene amount of batteries and solar panels.

PS: I use solar and prepaid meter.

Corrected

Girl wey you suppose don discharge since.

Simping get levels abeg

Eriokanmi:
By the time you make all the money and attaining the age of retirement, you'd realise how much you've missed by not getting married and having children while on the journey of life.

You mean how much problems he has missed?

See, this is 21st century. Women have become very volatile. Anyone getting married these days is a naive gambler.

Get a woman pregnant and have kids. No need to have any silly woman around you. Becoming a single dad these days is easier than ever

Gees, forget marriage. That nonsense na wahala. It's completely unnecessary

Na so simps dey talk when we warn them. Mumu man

Na wa for simps.

Baba move on.

Rule number one: do not beg a woman.

Rule number two: nobody is your friend

safarigirl:
It's not different

The statement was made at the end of the article.

The statement at the end is different. Whoever wrote that headline is a mischievous person

See headline.

The statement is totally different from the headline

JustMe407:
I am sorry bro, she's human and not a waste so I can't trash her.

Dey there dey speak English. Na nyash she go use you wipe... Very soon

She is manipulating you. Cut her off else she will damage you

OP trash that girl immediately. If you let her get away with this, you've licensed her to do worse.

This is plain female manipulation and control.

MufasaLion:
Money is important. Don't be deceived by this bullshit. Nobody's daughter deserves to suffer unreasonably, but baby girls must strive to have money also.

Nobody's daughter? Baby girls?

Abeg, simping get levels

Mmadu2:
As much as this is the kind of thing redpillers on this forum will support, I'm totally against it.

I won't advice any right thinking lady to do such cos I won't let my sister try it.

Everyone should date someone within his or her class. Don't date a dirty girl/guy out of sympathy.

All these simps no fit separate themselves from their sister toto. Na wa o. They compare everything that has toto with their sisters.

No be so o. Help yourself

This is democracy.

Trust me, you will despise democracy if you see it in its true form. It's absolute chaos and anarchy.

What we call democracy in the West is a diluted joke

The day you realised US is that narcissist who doesn't like competition, that's the day you'll know how corrupt US is

slawormiir:
Damnnn niggarrrr
That is my baby girl

It is obvious the boyfriend of this little baby girl is gonna be a real niggarr later in life

Da fûck is this man?

That's some pedophilic shît. Let kids be kids.

Nemesis0147:
swears bro
I don’t know what he is trying to prove again.

He's bored. Na his own way of catching cruise.

Somebody's daughter? See manipulation.

I really feel sorry for simps