₦airaland Forum

dre11:
https://www.thecable.ng/police-netizens-trade-words-over-igp-secretarys-n1m-samsung-phone-luxury-watch/amp

Na IG go dey fúck this one na, see as e be like ogbanje

Useless idìats

FreeStuffsNG:
https://punchng.com/why-i-demanded-s3x-before-collaboration-from-simi-brymo/

This guy is seriously mental

MrReeseG:
No be she dey go gan self
She dey send clothes to dry cleaners

Dey tell me "I'll pay when you get there"... "Ehn, inside which person's car? Oga Madam, pay me before I comot here nau".

If she no pay shebi you go carry her cloth dey go

Be like the hustle no too sweet again. The usual suspects are silent

AkinPhysicist:
72 virgins? So, people dey get vagina for heaven? That's how you know Islam is complete nonsense.

According to their Book, the vaginas in heaven regrow their hymens immediately after they are disvirgined, to ensure extreme tightness for heavenly jihadis

The dícks of the suicide bomber-jihadis never go limp even after they ejaculate...they just keep fûcking virgin pussy and drinking wine for the rest of eternity.

fergie001:
Source: Ghulam Abbas Shah




Source: WLVN Analysis




Source: Bloomberg

How did Islam get a hold of this much evil, was it from/through the 'prophet'?

I don't even understand how a religion could have started like this; what kind of god would continuously demand this much pain and bloodshed?! Unless it's actually the devil in disguise??

The much reviled 'pagan' gods of Africa don't even take this much blood on a continual basis and then most of them are content with animal sacrifice (fowl, sheep, goat, cow, etc). This shít doesn't add up at all

enobongalfred:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86ZWAiUdWkI

Politician will cash out again

Tiwa's pussy is a very nice pussy

Islie:
https://punchng.com/fg-targets-wealthy-nigerians-in-new-tax-drive/

Una go hear when for Ojuyobo hand

Blackbishop:
Seriously the guy Dey always express his failure by constantly mentioning that black fat pig, yet his fat maggot mother feeds him with his runaway harlot.

Felicity am not the problem online won’t feed you work like an able man. School for you is useless cuz no sign of education passing through with your write up.

Such hatred!

princeade86:
I think they should scrap this constituents project money because it has no benefit. They only shared the little among those that doing politics. Instead of them to use it to do meaningful things to their constituents, like borehole, transformer, roads, clinics, many of them will be using it to buy marwa, okada, wheel barrow

Leave them, after she has used 90% of the 'constituency money' to buy house abroad, she go share the crumbs to mugus...Nigerians are so stupíd I don't have pity on anybody again in this dumb country

ogugwa1992:
https://leaders.ng/2023/09/28/senator-daduut-donates-tricycles-empowerment-tools-to-constituents/

This useless old thiefwoman

Rossikk:
Why Does Peter Obi's Wife Never Defend Him?

I've never seen a more silent wife.

Remi Tinubu doesn't let anybody mess with her husband's name, and defends him at every turn.

But Obi's wife... I don't even know her name. .... - she's so silent.

Are you sure she's okay with the man?

I've never even seen her with him!

Does Atiku wife ever defend him? Does Tinubu's wife ever defend him?

Dolt

iSense247:
Elnora Daniel, Niva Lubin joined CSU decades after Tinubu ‘graduated’ in 1979, couldn’t have signed his certificate, Atiku tells court

Mr Abubakar wants to use the document to prove Mr Tinubu committed perjury and, therefore, is unqualified to be Nigeria’s president.

ADEFEMOLA AKINTADE • SEPTEMBER 28, 2023

https://gazettengr.com/elnora-daniel-niva-lubin-joined-csu-decades-after-tinubu-graduated-in-1979-couldnt-have-signed-his-certificate-atiku-tells-court/?utm_source=operamini&utm_medium=feednews&utm_campaign=operamini_feednews

Documents such as certificates are never re-issued precisely because of circumstances like this

That thing Tinubu gave to INEC was definitely never issued by Chicago State at any point, it's a forgery

chokekachy:
Onanuga is a former Director, Media & Publicity if the Tinubu/Shettima Presidential Campaign Council



Source: Bayo Onanuga

Animal

When a crackhead is your governor..

Gbaja-bi-omila = armed robber

GBAJABIOMILA

lawani:
PAYE is the bulk of Lagos revenue but it is paid directly into LIRS and your receipt as a company must be handy but not up to ten percent of what is due is paid by any company. A company where a manager should pay fifty thousand per month will record thirty five thousand per month for fifty workers. That is the situation presently but that pittance is still what forms the bulk of Lagos revenue. Money being stolen by Tinubu is via other channels and not from shorting revenue

You forgot his alpha beta is consultant to the same lirs; paye is per head,your receipt is electronic and personal to you it has nothing to do with your manager. And they are multiple other taxes on both corporate and individual entities apart from paye

udede:
For me i will describe them as "the reall problem with nairaland"

Bunch of gormless drones, morons actually

Dreamhighnow:
Lol. Africa needs to wake up. But it is a shame that our so called leaders are blinded with greed when the white folks use their head for the interest of their own people

The fact that Nigeria is the most populous back Nation on earth. See the empty hall. No respect for the nation. We need to get it right

Coming back to balablu. Nothing concerns him about empty hall. He too want to mount that podium as the president of Nigeria. At least he mount United Nation podium. Another achievement. Baba enjoy your retirement the way buhari did his. Until Naija people go get sense. After Tinubu. Make dem look for another septugarian or baba 90 sef. We must get sense by force. On your manhood we stand

Western nations' diplomats do not have the time to listen to garbage and nonsense talk from someone whose criminal history is so well documented in the public domain

lawani:
It is a shame that Lagos overtook Ibadan that was by far the most populated as at 1960. However Oyo state should be ahead of Lagos in everything and the lack of collection of IGR is the main impediment or setback. Present Oyo should be like 60 percent or more of Lagos in population and they can make that percentage of Lagos IGR as well if they sit up. They can make more cause Lagos is seriously undercollecting. Oyo is more conducive have more potential is less stressful and etc than Lagos

Lagos is in fact overcollecting and under-reporting, the bulk of revenue ends up in private pocket abi where do you people think Tinubu's stupendous wealth came from? And he is not the only one everyone involved in the process is also eating I e. stealing. Ditto Ogun state

Nemere2020:
Ned Nwoko is the Senator representing Delta North Senatorial Zone



https://www.instagram.com/p/CxYCsWTMORu/?igshid=MTc4MmM1YmI2Ng==

This one think say na yellow-tohtoh matter dem dey discuss for here idiøt

limeta:
Nigeria Africa do not need weak ass licker as leader right now
Tinubu did not raise dust with this speech but instead
towed the same line most Africa leaders have dare to utter over the years .
It now evidently clear that Tinubu is a place holder for the neon colonial masters namely US ,UK and France

The old saying you can't teach an old dog a new trick
The new Africa is too fast for oldies like Tinubu.

How can he raise dust do you know how much of his loot is kept with those same.neo-colonists, you now want him to fight them on your behalf?

At least the man has achieved his life ambition everybody can rest small now, abi?

Lordsonn:
Only God knows how many rituals and incantation they criminals have done to silence Mohbad's spirit but his spirit is still fighting for justice. Mohbad's glory is bigger than the glory of any Nigerian musician dead or alive.
Don't argue with me. Only spiritual men understand this.

MohBad's spirit is very strong...watching the trend of things, his spirit it might yet work out to be the catalyst that brings about the separation of this useless country called Niggeria

NwaNimo1:
How does a tanker just fall?

https://storage.ko-fi.com/cdn/useruploads/display/a7921f26-d6ef-4713-845f-97855581bac8_12.gif

....I need more details.

Learn how to READ

emmachukwu99:
Shut up!

Tiger-face agbero

May God punish you!

Phenomenal Ashi of Substance he meant to say!

franchasofficia:
Now let us compare it with Tinubu's key appointments so far as shown below:




Bola Tinubu's Cabinet & Key Appointees

President; Tinubu -Yoruba.

1) COAS (Army)-Yoruba.
2) IGP (Police)- Yoruba.
3) Immigration Boss -Yoruba.
4) Customs Comptroller - Yoruba.
5) CBN Governor - Yoruba.
6) Finance Minister - Yoruba.
7) Attorney General- Yoruba.
8 ) Power Ministry- Yoruba.
9) Minister of Digital Economy- Yoruba.
10) Maritime Economy Minister - Yoruba.
11) FIRS Boss -Yoruba.
12) NIMC Boss -Yoruba.
13) Minister of Solid Minerals -Yoruba.
14) EFCC Boss - Yoruba
15) Petroleum Minister- Tinubu
16) Chairman Tax Reforms Committee - Yoruba


Let us join hands in thanking our amiable President Bola Tinubu for continuing from where Buhari stopped just as he promised to do, we will always remember, and posterity will remember them for good. Gone are the days they use Lagos newspapers to lie to Nigerians and paint Igbos red in the eyes of other Nigerians, we will continue to tell the world the truth and nothing but the truth

Add Chief of Staff & Head of Service

PortHarcourtcit:
Mr Gbajue

Yeye slave

You are well set to transmit your slavery and generational, multidimensional poverty to your offspring, courtesy of APC (All Propagandist Criminal) party