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dre11:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/630092-london-court-orders-diezani-to-wear-electronic-tag-imposes-other-bail-conditions.html

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BAZ001
donbrowser

TruthsFM:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=72afYoGiNC8?si=2pW2DfmYf0eplawJ

I’m open to getting married to Soma -- Angel of Bb9ja Housemate

Video credit: Tvc news 📺

Every hoé wants to at least have a kid if not more, and they prefer to do that with a simp

I feel so sorry for Soma though, if he ain't careful his life will soon take a turn for the worst!

Propsvillamedia:
Igbo Land and the neighbouring Cities around it is really developing at a fast rate. As a Realtor that frequent most of these Cities I must tell You that the pace of development of in the region is amazing irrespective of pockets of insecurity witnessed in some places.

The Truth is that Igbos are begging to think Home, repatriation of Investment from both local and international investors is in full gear. Everyday I receive countless calls of diasporians who have promised to come home and invest heavily.

This Trade will give you a daily updates of Regional Economic growth of South East and South South Nigeria and the opportunities in these regions.

The day of their freedom is near...

Although most of these so-called development projects are vanity enterprises targeted at entertainment of the rentseeking upper class

FreeStuffsNG:
Jimmy Odukoya, sister installed as church leaders



https://punchng.com/jimmy-odukoya-sister-installed-as-church-leaders/

These pastors are all scammers I swear See format wey Okonkwo use for there

Anyway why would anybody wanna lock them out of their father's business empire? I don't blame or criticize anybody, wallahi! The game is the game!

RevDesm0ndJuju:
That's your cannibal savage heathen half buttnaked ancestors in 1920.


Ohu

Calm down dude am not Ibo...this thing you're doing is wrong

When jungle mature Tinubu wey send una no go dey, e go dey chill for im mansion for France. Na you go carry all the shìt

treesun:
The wife of the President, Senator Remi Tinubu, has urged Nigerians to have faith in her husband to turn the country around.

Tinubu, who said her husband isn’t a magician, noted that her husband would work “brick-by-brick” to better the lots of the citizens.

She spoke at the inter-denominational church service held to commemorate the Independence Day celebration in Abuja on Sunday.

Tinubu said her husband would not heap blame on past administrations, adding that he would toil to transform the country.




She said, “We just came back from UNGA; it was successful for us as a nation. The world awaits Nigeria, and investors are teeming. We came back with good news. All we inherited are things that happened many years ago. We are not here to put the blame on any administration, but to fix what has been damaged.

“My husband is not a magician. He is going to work brick-by-brick, and I believe and have hope that you will have faith in this administration. The best is yet to come.”

As the nation marks her 63rd Independence Day Anniversary, the First Lady appealed to Nigerians to celebrate the unity that defines our diversity


She urged Nigerians to look beyond the current realities on the ground and have hope in her husband’s administration.

She said, “Nigerians must look beyond their current realities and embrace hope anew. If we do not have hope, how do we become part of this greatness that God has started in the nation? We find through the love of Christ a deeper message of hope, especially in the theme for this year’s celebration, “Christ in you, the hope of glory.

“Good governance can only be impactful if we all follow the example of Jesus Christ, our Lord, who embodied the fruit of the spirit, including love, joy, peace, long suffering, gentleness, goodness, faith, meekness, temperance and forgiveness. ”

Quoting Matthew 11 vs. 28, she said the challenges bedeviling the nation could be surmounted.

She said, “There is no challenge, obstacle, or difficulty that we cannot overcome or surmount if we imbibe the nature of Christ, who said in Matthew 11: 28; come unto me, all ye that labour and are heavy laden, and I will give you rest. Take my yoke upon you and lean on me, for I am meek and lowly in heart, and ye shall find rest with your souls. In times like these, all we do is keep our hope alive, the lively hope that Jesus Christ has birthed in us.”


https://punchng.com/tinubu-not-a-magician-says-wife/

He's not a magician but he can transform from woman to man without gender-reassignment surgery

Remi you're a modafúcking liar!!

RevDesm0ndJuju:
Before they come and comment rubbish.

Below are their ancestors circa 1920s.

Dude, comprt; this type of behavior won't do anyone any good, least of all yourself.

yoruboid:
If you think it’s not then you need to take a class in geography as it is clear the governor is on a wild goose chase except he partners with adjoining states that have access to the sea

You will need to go through the territories of Cross River, Akwa Ibom or Rivers to access the sea

Would Niger Republic claim it’s not landlocked because it can access the sea through River Niger?

There are only 8 states in Nigeria with sea coastlines and they are -
- Lagos
- Ogun
- Ondo
- Delta
- Bayelsa
- Rivers
- Cross River
- Akwa Ibom

Below is the map of Abia. Please show me the coastline

Better keep quiet before Idigbo jump at your throat

Dr. Alex Oti has promised them a seaport

adenigga:
Source: https://punchng.com/FG-in-talks-with-World-Bank-for-fresh-$1.5bn-loan

Thieves from Lagos

Foolish slaves

Jewessgratitud3:
Right now she needs advice on what to do and I'm also going to be sharing what I have advised her so far.

This man has used his foolishness to implicate my sister and their lovely kids. Before I go into details of what happened recently, I'll like to give a quick backstory of how all these came to be and how she even got herself into this mess

Backtrack to 2014 when she broke the news that someone was coming to see the family for her hand, I asked her who the person was but she refused to tell me saying I'll meet him when he comes. I was now like ha... This one you're hiding it. I never knew it was one useless guy that was living in our former area in the early 2000s that all he does then was stand at junctions disturbing girls. He also disturbed me one period like that and I so much dislike him because of his behavior plus he's fair and I dont fancy fair guys.

The day came and we started cooking. Already I had gotten a hint from my eldest sister that it's the guy and I said was that why she was hiding it? What's my own there. We move. As the day was approaching, my idowus husband called and told me to warn my sister that that guy she's pulling with is not it. That if she's trying to have something serious with him she'll be making a big mistake. I said, she's an adult and can make choices for herself.


He came with his people and we did everything and she moved in with him. Now, this guy doesn't do anything. He claims he's a lawyer but never goes to work. Most times he'll go for early morning training by 6am and after everyone has gone to work, he'll come home and be sleeping. initially my sister was covering him up that he's doing something but anytime I visit after school, I'll always meet him at home sleeping. I knew my sis was just covering him.

Before they married my sister owned a school that was doing well. After her first child the school was still doing well but they started having issues because she was the one bearing most of the financial burden in the house. Sometimes she would come to school with bruises on her face. Since she refused to talk, me I didn't bother asking because if I do she'll bark at me.it continue like that until she could no longer bear it and started opening up to me that the guy doesn't do anything. Just goes about from one junction to the other.

She took in for her second child and fell sick. The school suffered mismanagement and folded up. That was when the guy showed her his true color. They fought to the extent she left her kids and went to my sister's house. My elder sisters husband settled them and she went back.

She had her third child and the guy started his madness again. This time he would leave them and go for hours without food. When he's coming at night he'll buy food and call his children to come eat and leave my sister hungry. So anytime I go there I'll just find her something to eat. Sometimes not always.
The day I said enough is enough and decided to pull her out of that nonsense was the day she called me, I was in a bus and she said for two days now she has not eaten anything and she's having headache. That the guy said he'll deal with her. I told her to hold on and sent her the little I could that I'll come and see her.

I got there and told her she can't continue like this . I told her to start following me to school to learn how to do what I'm doing and I'll be giving her small small daily pay any day she goes with me and later she can start sourcing for her own schools and be making her own money. I put her through and took her to a school immediately and assigned her to some classes after watching me for a few mins.

We did that for a few weeks and I was giving her the small thing I could after each day. She started going out to look for schools and two schools called her. She now said she can't be following me again , I said no problem. God helped her, She now got more schools and started selling books too and making money.
When this guy saw it, he left feeding and only buys food for the children once in a while. Meanwhile their fighting continued.

Fast-forward to last year, the landlord called my sister that he has given the husband quit notice, not because he was owing but because he was always disrespecting the landlord. My sister tried to plead but he said it's not because of my sister but the husband. Now this guy's is so troublesome and brags a lot. He quarrels with the landlord a lot and always goes against the rules of the compound. I on the other hand have been telling my twin now that she has the money to get her own apartment and leave the lazy thing but she remained there.


Last two weeks Tuesday. during that heavy downpour, the landlord came with some police men and threw their things out in the rain as she was preparing her children for school. It was one of the police men that now had pity on her and said they should leave the things in the compound instead of throwing outside in the rain and helped my sister to bring then inside the gate. The husband ran away. After everything he called my sister to bring the children somewhere. When she got there it was a friend's house. He begged them to let his family stay the night and till now he's still there. I told my sister, shey I've been warning you about this guy. Bett look for a place and move in before this one's change their mind. Could you believe this man continued his laziness there? When everyone has gone out he'll go there and start sleeping till they come back from work and meet him. My sister said he has started quarrelling the man's wife . Someone who's squatting you you're challenging them.

he's talking about moving them to Mowe but my sister is not buying the idea and says she wants to get an apartment here on the mainland because of her job and move with only her children but I'm of the opinion that she should leave the children with him because if she goes with the children he'll run from his responsibility and never pay their school fees again.

What should she do because the guy travelled for his brothers burial now and the owner of the house was heard asking the wife why the guy and my sister are still in their house and said let him come back first . Meaning they are tired.

I've told her to get an apartment now o.

Let her take the children and move.

She must not leave them with him o! And do not allow him move in with them again until he gets a job

Pearl1910:
D place is silent, if u are smart u should know the reason.
Guys are cashing out... No reason to complain no time to even open the thread sef.
They there dey say "e be like..."

Bros...no need to lie, we already know about the telegram group

dre11:
https://www.thecable.ng/police-netizens-trade-words-over-igp-secretarys-n1m-samsung-phone-luxury-watch/amp

Na IG go dey fúck this one na, see as e be like ogbanje

Useless idìats

FreeStuffsNG:
https://punchng.com/why-i-demanded-s3x-before-collaboration-from-simi-brymo/

This guy is seriously mental

MrReeseG:
No be she dey go gan self
She dey send clothes to dry cleaners

Dey tell me "I'll pay when you get there"... "Ehn, inside which person's car? Oga Madam, pay me before I comot here nau".

If she no pay shebi you go carry her cloth dey go

Be like the hustle no too sweet again. The usual suspects are silent

AkinPhysicist:
72 virgins? So, people dey get vagina for heaven? That's how you know Islam is complete nonsense.

According to their Book, the vaginas in heaven regrow their hymens immediately after they are disvirgined, to ensure extreme tightness for heavenly jihadis

The dícks of the suicide bomber-jihadis never go limp even after they ejaculate...they just keep fûcking virgin pussy and drinking wine for the rest of eternity.

fergie001:
Source: Ghulam Abbas Shah




Source: WLVN Analysis




Source: Bloomberg

How did Islam get a hold of this much evil, was it from/through the 'prophet'?

I don't even understand how a religion could have started like this; what kind of god would continuously demand this much pain and bloodshed?! Unless it's actually the devil in disguise??

The much reviled 'pagan' gods of Africa don't even take this much blood on a continual basis and then most of them are content with animal sacrifice (fowl, sheep, goat, cow, etc). This shít doesn't add up at all

enobongalfred:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=86ZWAiUdWkI

Politician will cash out again

Tiwa's pussy is a very nice pussy

Islie:
https://punchng.com/fg-targets-wealthy-nigerians-in-new-tax-drive/

Una go hear when for Ojuyobo hand

Blackbishop:
Seriously the guy Dey always express his failure by constantly mentioning that black fat pig, yet his fat maggot mother feeds him with his runaway harlot.

Felicity am not the problem online won’t feed you work like an able man. School for you is useless cuz no sign of education passing through with your write up.

Such hatred!

princeade86:
I think they should scrap this constituents project money because it has no benefit. They only shared the little among those that doing politics. Instead of them to use it to do meaningful things to their constituents, like borehole, transformer, roads, clinics, many of them will be using it to buy marwa, okada, wheel barrow

Leave them, after she has used 90% of the 'constituency money' to buy house abroad, she go share the crumbs to mugus...Nigerians are so stupíd I don't have pity on anybody again in this dumb country

ogugwa1992:
https://leaders.ng/2023/09/28/senator-daduut-donates-tricycles-empowerment-tools-to-constituents/

This useless old thiefwoman

Rossikk:
Why Does Peter Obi's Wife Never Defend Him?

I've never seen a more silent wife.

Remi Tinubu doesn't let anybody mess with her husband's name, and defends him at every turn.

But Obi's wife... I don't even know her name. .... - she's so silent.

Are you sure she's okay with the man?

I've never even seen her with him!

Does Atiku wife ever defend him? Does Tinubu's wife ever defend him?

Dolt

iSense247:
Elnora Daniel, Niva Lubin joined CSU decades after Tinubu ‘graduated’ in 1979, couldn’t have signed his certificate, Atiku tells court

Mr Abubakar wants to use the document to prove Mr Tinubu committed perjury and, therefore, is unqualified to be Nigeria’s president.

ADEFEMOLA AKINTADE • SEPTEMBER 28, 2023

https://gazettengr.com/elnora-daniel-niva-lubin-joined-csu-decades-after-tinubu-graduated-in-1979-couldnt-have-signed-his-certificate-atiku-tells-court/?utm_source=operamini&utm_medium=feednews&utm_campaign=operamini_feednews

Documents such as certificates are never re-issued precisely because of circumstances like this

That thing Tinubu gave to INEC was definitely never issued by Chicago State at any point, it's a forgery

chokekachy:
Onanuga is a former Director, Media & Publicity if the Tinubu/Shettima Presidential Campaign Council



Source: Bayo Onanuga

Animal

When a crackhead is your governor..

Gbaja-bi-omila = armed robber

GBAJABIOMILA

lawani:
PAYE is the bulk of Lagos revenue but it is paid directly into LIRS and your receipt as a company must be handy but not up to ten percent of what is due is paid by any company. A company where a manager should pay fifty thousand per month will record thirty five thousand per month for fifty workers. That is the situation presently but that pittance is still what forms the bulk of Lagos revenue. Money being stolen by Tinubu is via other channels and not from shorting revenue

You forgot his alpha beta is consultant to the same lirs; paye is per head,your receipt is electronic and personal to you it has nothing to do with your manager. And they are multiple other taxes on both corporate and individual entities apart from paye