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MimiSheWrote:
Not like it matters, but I live outside which doesn't limit my understanding of the situation in my home country(Nigeria)
You don't need to experience a bone fracture to know what it feels like.

Go preach to them in that Plateau community where they are about to bury ten people en-masse, see if they don't stone you to death. Or go to southern Kaduna. For most people leaving is more about security of life and property, and not about money.

NwekeUG:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vjh84PtDjlw

God Doesn't Take Sides In Elections - Pastor Abel Damina

Pastor 419 everywhere

Wisereborn:
They just want to force Tinubu's hands in fighting Niger. That's all!!!

Damned if he does, damned if he doesn't

The man is fúcked either way

Valwezzy:
https://www.torizone.com/posts/2023/09/117499-ugandan-businessman-marries-wives-day-photos

East African people are FUGLY

Damn!!

Uganda, Kenya, Tanzania, Burundi they all got plenty ugly genes in their DNA!

ReligiousCritic:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UeWQbKWDzog

The FCT Minister, Nyesom Wike has blasted the Federal Capital Development Authority (FCDA) over a faulty microphone at a public function today.

He expressed his anger over the incident while describing it as an embarrassment to him.

He warned those in charge, stating that it should be the last time such an incident should happen.

Enjoy it while it lasts you greedy ape

Your political ambition is almost inside the toilet already

MSN1:
Three days ago, a tiler in my neighbourhood was using someone's bike to convey tiles to a site.
He unfortunately met more than he bargained for on his way...

A construction company's truck hit him seriously on the road, this led to the total destruction of the bike and all he was carrying coupled with a lot of blemishes on the truck But he was lucky enough to have minor injuries and deep cut on his leg.

Though, no one was there to tell who was at fault but these were the after findings:

1. The Truck driver was coming from a sharp bend corner where he went to sell Diesel illegally from the truck.
2. The driver up till now ran and abandoned the truck, knowing the consequences of his illegal actions.
3. The Company is currently taking care of the tiler and the cost of fixing the spoilt truck (which is needed for urgent work).
4. They promised to get the owner, A BRAND NEW BIKE.

-------MY POINTS---------
As we keep complaining and blaming the govt. everyday, we fail to analyse and caution ourselves, Look at how this accident has affected the life of a hustler and the cost it will take the Company to solve this issue. This would cost more than 2million.
What if the guy had died?
ALL IN THE QUEST TO SELL DIESEL FROM A TRUCK U OUGHT TO BE ON DUTY WITH.

One BAD GOOD thing about karma is that; HE COMES WHEN WE LEAST EXPECTED!

No single person on Earth is perfect but let's always know that;
1. Our collective actions in life goes a long way to change a lot of things in d society and
2. If we change our mindset and actions positively, we have All collectively join forces to change the Government and the Society.

Alhamdulilah.

So you feel 'FG' is free of blame in all of this

HonNL:
SOURCE

To the sheikh visa issue is pedestrian

It's only a big deal for the APC bosses and their braindead slaves

Ishilove:
Adaptation leads to evolution. They began genetically evolving when they migrated to colder, higher regions. Finer, longer hair to cover their heads and necks. Lighter skin because of absence of burning heat. Longer noses because of the thinner air etcetera etcetera.

This evolution took place over a course of thousands of years.

Evolutionary theory of mankind is false

Tutor fire

Ekuke dog has higher IQ than Reno Monkey the Yaribanza anus-sucker

sarkinbauchi:

Why are you so damn useless

Your father must be quite ashamed of you wherever he is at the moment

PrinceOfLagos:
Well, there is nothing wrong in realizing that Dr Ngozi Okonjo Iweala is on another level of her own and only rolls with the likes of the number one citizen of the world and united states president, Joe Bidden, then you decided to swallow your pride as the president of Nigeria to snap with African jewl and global citizen, Dr. Ngozi okonjo Iweala.

Asiwaju is a good boy .

Okonjo get level pass am well well

Which legal action, with that ya breast like balloon. Idïot!

Fools

Nataliace:
This morning I was going to work, crossing the Nukkai Bridge of Jalingo, I saw large crowd gathered on the road side. I rushed there to see things for myself only to discover that a guy was laying in the pool of his blood.
I couldn't withstand my emotions I screamed hard!
I controlled myself and snapped.
Later news broke out in town that the perpetrators of his death were his friends who killed him and coveted his tricycle.
Police arrested them after intensive investigation.
I'm surprised that it wasn't broadcasted, I think because these kind of killings are now the order of the day.
This world is indeed very wicked!

Yaribanza and aboki lowlife criminals would kill you for as little as 20 thousand bucks; Yaribanzoid would even make more money by selling your parts piecemeal

Keke is a million naira plus right now...the guy lose guard!

Racoon:
God told you a criminal will be president and you prayed before 'God' helped enthroned such a criminal in government? A snatch it, grab it and run away with power preaching fella?

We leave judgement of those who enthrone this evil to God supreme Himself but then just imagine how these tyrannical people in government prempt and criminalised government? Why making this kind of reckless statement?

Umahi has always talked through his anus, you can review his eight years as Ebonyi governor and confirm

Why hide in a corner, flagging motorists with no visible infractions and asking for razorblade, if you aren't hunting for bribe?

Whiteangel1234:
Please why is Mr President Standing alone at the G20 Summit ? Why is he not being noticed or rather ignored

Baba ti jogodo

buygala:
None.... Make she no go cripple or even kill other people

She can get the car and get someone to drive her around..

If she can't use any of her legs, how does she intend to use just two hands to operate the accelerator, brake, steering, gear selector, turn signals, etc?...

If one of her legs was functional, preferably the right one, she won't have much of a problem driving conventional auto-gear vehicles..

But in this instance, kindly tell your aunty it's a matter of urgent national security that she never drives a vehicle....

Your mumu dey complete

Na total mumu you be

fergie001:
The internet has been awash with several questions than answers, following the release of the Certified True Copies (CTCs) of the PEPC judgement that affirmed Bola Tinubu as President.

All pages of the CTCs on the internet bore a header "Tinubu Presidential Legal Team" with many alleging the judgement must have been prepared/scanned by the President's legal team.

Babatunde Ogala SAN, a member of the President's legal team has offered some clarification:



Many still need some explanation from the panel or Court of Appeal.

Liar

Corrinthians:
https://www.instagram.com/reel/Cw-z12NtsAF/?igshid=MzRlODBiNWFlZA==

If they do this at home then they won't have any reason to go to Pakistan

Kuginzi:
https://www.channelstv.com/2023/09/09/lagos-govt-dissolves-park-and-garages-committee-returns-nurtw/

MC is defacto governor of Lagos

If you know, you know

This is another portion of Fashola's mess

Break up this country already

ThiefnubuBandit:
I've nothing to say here. Bye.

See big mumu dey under me.

Very useless mumu o

Edusouls:
heaven starts from earth, hell starts from earth, a man God has blessed abundantly his heaven has already started here, eventually you also would stop breathing one day and u re not even sure if u would make heaven? So instead being Gods judge Abegi try make out something out of ur life, cos no one knows who would make heaven, and mind u the poor would also go to hell not only the rich as una religiously damaged poverty mentality tell una

gtfo my mentions fool

plaindealer:
Agulu press conference without people or news media at press conference.

Only Pandora and his Arise Microphone.

It's lonely out there...

Be safe.

You're gonna be lonelier when you die you fool. This carnival is not forever, trust me

Kayzz34:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nTBG1e6y85Q?si=DVwSoY3jdqbZLSB5

Men of the FCT police command have arrested a yet-to-be-identified officer of the Department of State Security for allegedly firing a gunshot at a tailor in Garki market in Abuja.

According to eyewitnesses, a disgruntled customer had taken some DSS officers to the tailor who failed to deliver on a job he was contracted for. Things took a drastic turn and the DSS officer allegedly fired a shot at the tailor which hit the tailor and another lady in the market.

Only till the monkeys in power set him free

nairalandkachy1:
https://dailytrust.com/tribunal-i-dont-know-who-was-giving-pdp-hope/?utm_term=Autofeed&utm_medium=Social&utm_source=Twitter#Echobox=1694117887

Shame on nairaland management!

How much are they being paid to lead with news about this utterly shameless, parasitic and alcoholic beast Nyesom Wike

FreeStuffsNG:
NBS: Nigeria recorded N2.2trn trade surplus in first half of 2023



https://www.thecable.ng/nbs-nigeria-recorded-n2-2trn-trade-surplus-in-first-half-of-2023/amp

Fake stats

Bestbrain123:
What makes you think some other country don't have most fault you mention here.? Nigeria is it bigger than u.s.a ( i don't want to compare both but base on democratic level l need to ask.?) a big difference is indeed there but answer me first.

You're barely educated.