Politics › Re: DSS Arrests Soldier ‘supplying Guns To Kidnappers’ In Abuja by Newyorkitis(m): 4:32pm On Sep 27, 2022 |
Good riddance to bad rubbish! |
TV/Movies › Re: Twyse vs Taoma: Who Plays Double Characters Better? by Newyorkitis(m): 10:53am On Sep 27, 2022 |
Taoma |
Christianity Etc › Re: Artificial Insemination By A Single Lady Is Unnatural And A Sin. by Newyorkitis(m): 12:44pm On Sep 25, 2022 |
Sorry guys if you support artificial insemination, surrogacy, or abortion but the truth is ETERNAL..... We cannot rewrite the Bible and if you are not cool with it, may God grant unto you the grace to do so before you leave this world.
Sadly, a lot of us Pseudo-Christians attend church hoping to hear what will thrill us, especially high-sounding nonsense. Once your marriage or conceiving does not involve sexual intercourse, my dear friends, you are wrong and it is sinful. |
Romance › Re: Ok by Newyorkitis(m): 1:44pm On Sep 16, 2022 |
Wow! |
Politics › Re: Femi Fani-Kayode And Dino Melaye Fight Each Other With Dramatic Videos by Newyorkitis(m): 10:18am On Sep 07, 2022 |
Even politicians are stand-up comedians. Hahahahaha |
Health › Re: Soweto Gay Teen Commits Suicide After Teacher Calls Him "Sissy Boy" (PICS) by Newyorkitis(m): 10:17am On Sep 07, 2022 |
I want to ask a question for those especially in Europe:
Can a teenager under 18 years who is not up to the "legal age of responsibility" openly declare to be a ga.yyyy or le.sbian?
Are Africans not giving too much freedom to a 15 year old to practice being ga.yyy? |
Romance › Re: Dreadlocks: Two Ladies Rejected Me Because Of This by Newyorkitis(m): 9:50am On Sep 07, 2022 |
I've heard back then that any child who's hair is to be cut off usually request for a special food before the hair is cut off.
Oga you will not die provided you have decided it from your heart. It is not about being a Christian or Muslim. |
Education › Re: LAUTECH Graduate Returns His Certificate To The School, Asks For Refund Of Fees by Newyorkitis(m): 12:52pm On Sep 06, 2022 |
Local man is speechless! |
Events › Re: OCI Foundation Beats 4 Others In Finalist, Grabs Emerging NFP Award In Australia by Newyorkitis(m): 8:10am On Sep 05, 2022 |
Congratulations!
Use the funds in a non-profit way. Lols |
Sports › Re: Referees Body, PGMOL Accepts VAR Calls Against West Ham And Newcastle Were Wrong by Newyorkitis(m): 8:09am On Sep 05, 2022 |
These guys are progressives!
They acknowledge their mistakes and try to improve going forward.
But in Nigeria ��, someone will make an intentional wrong move, , tweet, Facebook post, video speech and still deny it without blinking their eyelids! |
Health › Re: China Approves Needle-Free, Inhaled Version Of COVID-19 Vaccine by Newyorkitis(m): 8:04am On Sep 05, 2022 |
Wow! This is simply amazing! |
Politics › Re: NAVMC Mass Production Of The ATV (Pictures) by Newyorkitis(m): 10:43am On Sep 03, 2022 |
Please let us count.
How many bandits can ride on this to attack a village in Katsina, Zamfara or Sokoto? |
Education › Re: Bingham University Student Bullied, Flogged By Fellow Student by Newyorkitis(m): 10:40am On Sep 03, 2022 |
Heheheheheh Let me laugh first before watching the video.
"if they were on ASUU strike, this beating wouldn't have occurred in the first place"
---Garbah Shehuh. |
Politics › Re: Jonathan: Nigerians Shouldn't Give In To Threats Or We Will Receed Into Facism by Newyorkitis(m): 7:31am On Sep 01, 2022 |
Since Bishop Matthew Kukah is known as an outspoken Roman Catholic priest against all manners of ills in Nigeria, the evil personalities want to deceive us by identifying with him so that they will come and spread the fake news with the caption: Eg 'Kukah endorses BAT as President' with a smiling photograph of both of them.
Alas, Kulah will not forget the show of shame of paying "fake bishops" to attend APC's inauguration some months ago. |
Romance › Re: Avoid This Type Of Ladies by Newyorkitis(m): 6:43am On Aug 29, 2022 |
Dreadlock69: I’m in my early 20’s , avoid single mother that are more matured in age than you and younger than you , the one’s kill’s and traumatized you with the speed of light, just avoid all of them whether more more matured or young. Avoid anything single mother , they will traumatized you. If it sex you want Bleep her a couple of times and run like you want to enter the time force. Don’t accept any material gifts from her or avoid it at much as possible because it tastes like honey and milk in the mouth but becomes lethal to the stomach. Try dey give their pikin/ children colos or loud if she carry them come your house , come leave them there they must craze before there mama come carry them go sometimes i wake up middle of night and shout because of how this lady traumatized me thank God for long distance and strike . Hahahahahahahahahaha Why am I finding the second to the last paragraph silly and amusing? |
Romance › Re: Between Men And Women Who Gets More Stuck In A Relationship by Newyorkitis(m): 6:37am On Aug 29, 2022 |
I think it's 50-50 going by the number of males and females that have committed suiiicide.
But are you referring to pulling out and becoming enemies? That one should be put into consideration too. |
Romance › Re: What Do Men Need When They Are Angry? - Photo by Newyorkitis(m): 6:34am On Aug 29, 2022 |
VeryWickedMan: Nothing because your head go don enter poly bag. I need a flimsy excuse to use my side chicks for rituals. Hahahahahaa.... And you specified the kind of bag?! Very wicked Man of you. Lols |
Romance › Re: Should I Request For Send Off Knacking by Newyorkitis(m): 6:31am On Aug 29, 2022 |
We the concerned men are going to do a search and by the end of November, we will know and warn her Fiance.
Please ladies, best to lay your burdens on your current guy than on your ex because you are making your current guy to look stooopid in the eyes of your ex! |
Crime › Re: Nigerian Man And His Indian Wife Arrested For Duping Government Of Over N15M by Newyorkitis(m): 6:12am On Aug 29, 2022 |
Tag team |
Politics › Re: Enugu Man, Ben Nwoye Donates His Personal Residence To Tinubu/Shettima Campaign by Newyorkitis(m): 6:10am On Aug 29, 2022 |
Enugu is still peaceful than some parts of the Southeast. |
Politics › Re: Falana: Lagos Parking Levy Illegal, Should Be Withdrawn by Newyorkitis(m): 6:09am On Aug 29, 2022 |
Based of the quoted part of the Constitution and the cases already decided by the law courts, Lagos state should do the needful. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Voluntary Forum Moderators With Monthly Stipend Wanted by Newyorkitis(m): 5:44am On Aug 29, 2022 |
UrProguy: Op which forum? If it is not nairaland or fb don't bother yourself, how I wish Seun or Mark can employ me I will be so happy and grateful. Haba! Nairaland started small then too. I was in school when nairaland advertised for moderators but phones was still a luxury back then... I was using my Samsung blue eye (not internet enabled). In short, I was browsing from the school cafe. (2005-2006) Now see how large the forum has grown overtime. |
Crime › Re: Benue: Mam Kills Uncle’s Wife & Used Her Head To Make Pepper Soup by Newyorkitis(m): 5:37am On Aug 29, 2022 |
Disgusting! Very disgusting!! |
Crime › Re: Lagos: Tension In Mile 12 Over Death Of Transport Union Leader, Sulaimon Lawal by Newyorkitis(m): 5:35am On Aug 29, 2022 |
Haaaaa!
What about the bike man? |
Christianity Etc › Re: What Did You Learn In Church Today? by Newyorkitis(m): 12:30pm On Aug 28, 2022 |
Humility! God hates the proud. Even humans do not like any proud person around them.
I hope you are not a proud person? If not na devil be your grand patron ooo. |
Phones › Re: TECNO CAMON 19 Pro Mondrian Edition Bags Double Awards by Newyorkitis(m): 9:45am On Aug 27, 2022 |
Be obidient and Yusful so that such phones will not be sold at exorbitant amount due to our spiralling Naira-Dollar rate. I come in peace |
Travel › Re: Ongoing Lane Marking On Lagos-Ibadan Express Road (Photos) by Newyorkitis(m): 10:02am On Aug 26, 2022 |
It is our money |
Business › Re: Elon Musk Warns Low Birth Rates May Lead To Population Collapse by Newyorkitis(m): 9:56am On Aug 26, 2022 |
The failure of political leaders have now become the problem of the masses.... If the political leaders are up and doing in the judicious use of resources, no one will be bordered about high birth rates because there'll be enough to go round. |
Foreign Affairs › Re: Japan Police Chief, Nakamura Resigns Over Assassination Of Shinzo Abe by Newyorkitis(m): 10:29am On Aug 25, 2022 |
This kind of move is *God forbid* in Nigeria. |
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: Wedding Preparations Without A Job!! by Newyorkitis(m): 10:25am On Aug 25, 2022 |
Plan a tiny wedding. Leave the crowd out of it.
Or postpone the wedding till when things gets better. May God bless the works of the both of you. |
Education › Re: Home Schooling The Way To Go: Private Schools Now Charging Exorbitantly by Newyorkitis(m): 10:21am On Aug 25, 2022 |
LikeAking: Una go wise up soon.
How many rich people in the US n Europe are sending dia kids to private schools? Talkless of the poor and average over dia?
Why will Nigerians dispose public schools?
Nigerian parents are just working for school owners all in the name of good education.
Hello boss, I feel you are looking at it from one side. Government are the ones failing to provide the public schools in certain areas which are fast developing. As the population is increasing and new settlements are springing up, government has to also provide schools, health care centres, police station, etc in such places.
Let me give an example: in Iyana-Iyesi (Ota, Ogun state), we have a fast emerging settlement with close to 100---200 thousand people. No single police station and the public schools are faraway from the reach of more than half of the population.
Una go wise soon. |
Politics › Re: Sarki Trends At Number 1 As He Declares Support For Atiku Abubakar by Newyorkitis(m): 6:48am On Aug 25, 2022 |
Hahahahahaha
Paradigm shift. |