₦airaland Forum

Shabaleen:
"mgbeke" not mbeke

na Efulefu that is trying to make a come back to her root she be!

Onyi22:
All I see is mgbeke lady, nothing else
She needs a wardrobe manager

Mgbe Ori kwanu? Trouble maker! Leave that decent girl alone! She is covering up unlike other half naked beings! No need for the below picture

Mercychen:
So your dog is a diagnostic device? Good.

Have you fallen ill yet? Hmmm...

Wetin person no go see for internet! The op should check his dog well to avoid the dog attacking him due to hunger.

TarOrfeeek:
That mumu NEPA official that decided to eat the food, is truly a useless person.

Someone rejected food because of the insidious protein inside, you foolishly took it from him and ate.

The person is now snapping you and the bone of the nonsense you ate.

Longer throat and Osho free mentality is cancelled in my life, Amen.

People like you will live long in life!

Papanicolou:
I feel like I have ruined my life. I have not had sex in about 5 weeks I rarely have sex mostly 2 or 3 times in a month, I always use a condom and I've never had an experience of it tearing at any point. So for two weeks now my thighs have been itching with burning sensations at my buttocks, my little papi and nutsack were doing great the whole time no itching at all till today.

So I thought at first it had to be my water so I bought Dettol but no changes I decided to buy an antifungal cream and take Piriton. I don't know but after my third dose of Piriton exactly 1hour later I go out to pee only to find two bumps on my glans.

I have never been so scared in my life. What do I do please I am also very low on cash as it is. I need counseling I don't want to fall into depression or get tempted to do hemp. I was just getting my life together. How do I get out of this?

1 Corinthians 6:18–19 -
"Run from sexual sin! No other sin so clearly affects the body as this one does. For sexual immorality is a sin against your own body. Don't you realize that your body is the temple of the Holy Spirit, who lives in you and was given to you by God? You do not belong to yourself." As you are looking for a way out, also be asking God for forgiveness and mercy and give your life to Jesus Christ. It seems like your fornication and your format had become too much before God and his enemies. . God have mercy on you!

FamTomx2:


She might be right, because It's even the world's oldest profession..

A job that sustains a lot of Nairaland's females

Example pls?

Holiness2100:
https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-9936751/amp/California-mom-fights-Mountain-lion-dragged-5-year-old-boy-shot-killed.html What to do if you come across a mountain lion?

• Stay calm and hold your ground or back away slowly
• Face the lion and stand upright
• Do not approach the lion and do not run from a lion
• Never crouch down of bend over in front of a mountain lion
• If it approaches you, do all you can to appear intimidating
• Wave your arms or yell in a loud voice
• If it continues to approach, begin throwing things at it
• Aim at its head to scare the animal away
If it attacks you, fight back
• Use whatever you can to help fight against the lion and do all you can to remain standing

Medicine after death! You wan go fight lion. This oyebo people too dey act movies. This is not Mr Jones abi bones! After applying those approach and it turn out to be bad. Pray "so help you and your soul oh God."

HonNL:
AIT

Political unknown assassins and political bandits via TERROIST from religion of peace! North loves themselves like cow urine!

Ahmback:
Religion of piss

here in Nigeria and nairaland; they had all gone hiding! You won't see them commenting both yoloba Muslims and the other suicide bombing regions.

Onyi22:
So Lala too dy watch this show, that shows how jobless he is

ugba mouth! Onu ugba! You won't rest! Trouble maker!

athaboi:
The day is now Mr Amaechi especially the lanky daft in aso rock

Now? In your kitchen or Nairaland? Happy Sunday keyboard warrior

Katcall:
https://www.premiumtimesng.com/news/headlines/481780-fg-begins-cash-transfers-to-vulnerable-households-in-kogi-sokoto.html

Did I heard you said "imparted lives " with 5000naira; una too dey joke in this nation!

Mckandre:
made in China

Na Brothers them be though made in Tokyo is always good and strong and last longer with durability pass made in Chinko. They will settle .

All I can see is people that voted buhari crying physically and spiritually on a daily basis. The dead grill seller boy don suffer! You hardly see him nowadays!

chieni:
https://www.dcslrecruit.com/online/test

Here

God bless you really good.

Bmaster:
ooo beans.

ife nkea obuzi Rice bikonu umu nnaa?

ogododo:
Bandits Shoot At Military Aircraft Searching For Major Abducted From Nigerian Defence Academy - SaharaReporters



http://saharareporters.com/2021/08/27/exclusive-bandits-shoot-military-aircraft-searching-major-abducted-nigerian-defence

Nigerian army shooting Airforce helicopter searching for a kidnapped army by the Nigerian terrorists army!

dre11:
https://gazettengr.com/u-s-indicts-dubai-based-nigerian-fraudster-shadow-walker-for-wire-fraud/

This one below still dey delay! Earlier he starts serving him own Sentance better for him .

Islie:
https://www.sunnewsonline.com/heads-may-roll-over-nda-terror-attack/

Nonsence head will roll. Useless country and military! Na today! I only pity the innocent family of the deceased soldier that died.

oshozondii:
https://www.facebook.com/127243240651077/posts/6121807404527934/

Woman wrapper IGP

KillMNKnow:
"Federal Government said it felt embarrassed by the news."

The irony is Shameless FG felt embarrassed

So you are now supporting the people of Nigeria and no longer your darling daddy? Wonder is still happening!

Bigredmachine:
Shameless government... Who can't fend for its citizens

Your wailing is just starting! You guys that call yourselves a Nigerian "how market "we brought revolution, you people kicked against it, we are separatists you people kicked against it. Why complaining again. Enjoy while it last.

FutureIsFemale:
Give me job, you refused. Said I'm lazy. An organisation who knows my worth came to give me job and you disrupt it. Arrested journalist.

What wickedness is this?

Is this not military régime?

I am quite sure if a woman was the president of this country it won't get worse like this.

You guys that call yourselves a Nigerian "how market "we brought revolution, you people kicked against it, we are separatists you people kicked against it. Why complaining again. Enjoy while it last.

AutosAbuja:
INTERESTING THIS..

Questions wey most of lecturers in university no fit answer not even one!

fergie001:
Benue State Governor, Samuel Ortom has hit back at the Presidency, tasking them to address the issues he raised.

Ortom in an interview with Channels TV yesterday, accused the Buhari-led administration of providing cover for herdsmen who have been responsible for wanton destruction and killings within the last few years.

However, the Presidency through Garba Shehu hit back in quick fashion, accusing the Governor of stirring a Rwanda-like ethnic campaign against the Fulanis; an allegation Ortom fiercely denies.




Terver Akase
Chief Press Secretary
August 26, 2021.

Who dash Ortom balls! You're growing balls beneath Mr Governor unlike others that will see Evil and impunity and cover it up. Kudos!

Candidlady:
KillMNKnow This one has a hatred for a particular tribe from beginning. His witchcraft is too much but Jesus Christ will brought him to his knees one day if he doesn't repent.


Are the both of you well

Are you minding him!

ogododo:
Terrorists named current Govs, Senators, Aso Rock officials as sponsors during interrogation – Ex-Naval Officer



https://punchng.com/terrorists-named-current-govs-senators-aso-rock-officials-as-sponsors-during-interrogation-ex-naval-officer/

Nigerian Army are the TERROIST that attack NDA and not bandits nor Boko Haram but Nigerian Army!

kestolove95:
Ndi dot people and rituals, they have use them for rituals...money must b made

If this is what your brain can give you; I fear about your tomorrow and your new family in future. Such a wicked statement!

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Juliusmalema:
Have withdrawn my blessings — Nnamdi Kanu's former deputy, Mefor places curse on IPOB

Uche Mefor, a former deputy of Nnamdi Kanu, leader of the group said this on Wednesday.

Mefor, in a post on his Facebook account on Wednesday, said he has withdrawn his blessing from the group.

Kanu and Mefor who is the head of Information and Communication of the new Customary Government of Biafra, clashed with the IPOB leader last year due to his method of operating the group.

Mefor has now joined forces with former Niger Delta militant leader, Asari Dokubo in their bid to actualise the Biafra agenda.

Recall that Dokubo declared a new Biafra government and named himself as the leader of the government.

Dokubo who noted in the statement he released through Mefor on the declaration of a “Biafra de facto customary government” said the time has come for them to take their destinies in their hands, adding that their people have long suffered injustice and marginalization in Nigeria.

A few weeks after, Dokubo in a video released on social media described Kanu as a criminal.

While accusing the IPOB leader of using the “Biafran struggle” as a business venture, Dokubo claimed Nnamdi Kanu has been diverting funds meant for the Biafran cause.

Meanwhile, Kanu’s former right-hand man, who cursed IPOB on Wednesday, wrote, “as a pillar and founding member who helped make it the phenomenon it was, my blessings are already withdrawn and ipob as an organisation and movement already cursed that you may know that treachery and desecration of the land do not pay and that there is a supreme being in charge of the affairs of men and control of the universe.
“Forget all the shenanigans, in the fullness of time, you shall realise the import of this assertion.”

https://community.vanguardngr.com/m/discussion?id=4565467%3ATopic%3A3098348

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Where did this one come from? And who is this over bloated belly poster that posted this? Let me reserve my bullets!

Onyi22:
Four months remains for 2021 to run out n am still yet to meet my rich, famous, wealthy man.. Oh God! what is really happening?
Father lead me to the right path to meet my destined Man. Amen

To the celebrate, Happy birthday

You wan chop where you no work! ReStrategise your prayer point. This one is no go Area

Wada3:
That is very right. I hope they chase the likes of Nnamdi Kanu away from their land

Be waiting for it to happen till you get white hairs