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Leperousy,tuberclosis, HIV |
D guy is stupid,foolish nd an idiot. Hw can he try entering a couple's room wit dat kind of attitude? Let him go & marry. He's highly nd heavily irresponsible. Ur husband is like GEJ who waits til eternity b4 taking action. Hw long can d situation persist? When he sees ur unclad body,dats wen state of emergency wil be introduced. O fu gbuola m nno! |
Singing...'Owu saagi eeh,I ga amara ife eeh'. D reasons Y I wont take up a 50,000 naira job is if it is an everyday 6am to 6pm job. If it involves movement of cash or if its a career and life threatening one. If not,ur father must be a politician or oil worker 4 u to reject such an offer. A friend once told me hw graduates ar scrambling 4 a 10,000 naira job offered by Oyo state govt. last year. I wil gladly take up such job. As 4 u,na u sabi |
Taking my siesta by fire,by force. Cutting our hairs witout any hair remaining on us. Taking me to d ancient type of barber who cuts our hair manually & beats me if its painful nd i show any form of irritation. My mum scolding me publicly . Dats d ones i can remember nw |
95% of us were involved in malpractice during our time. It is in different categories 4m speaking wit anoda candidate durin exam,wispering, giraffing,copying, asking 4 explaination 4m anoda during d exam etc. What we ar seeing here is d extreme involvement in malpractice.I served in ACSS Isanlu,yagba east of Kogi. The V.P (acad)made sure all d corpers were banned 4m d exam hall[ss3] becos we ar a threat to their activities.We relaxed cos we heard we will be paid 200 naira anyday we invigilated which is an amount 4 d destitutes. I taught physics to all the senior students nd maths 4 only SS1. I was like a prince there becos d corpers in my batch and d batch joining later[8 of us],I WAS d only science graduate among them. None of them repeats any class,if not,na translocation to anoda skul nd they want more numbers here. An SS1 guy hav not paid skul fees since JSS1 but he's been promoting himself wit or witout taking test nd exam. D skul fees as at 2011/12 is 1700 naira. An SS1 guy cant write A-Z witout mistake,anoda dont knw hw to press ordinary calculator[not scientific one]. D total number of students 4m class 1 to 6 ar not up to 380. I learnt a lot there BUT most of them are respectful,punctual to skul and most of them ar neat in appearance. May d Lord help this nation. |
HEI! NEP2RA,ATHEIST D, ORIGINALSLY,KAY 17, DEWZE, YOUNGCHOPPER: Dat God created hemp does not make it safe. HE created devil,serpent,Cain etc. God mentioned wine but not hemp. Hemp is bad cos it inspires u to do evil things dat u may not likely do if u didn't consume it. If u said God did not mention alcohol,hemp, gin, cocaine etc; did God approve kidnapping, masturbation, being half unclad,intimidation, thuggery,nepotism? But our govt and peopl frowns at it. |
What a nonsense! Imo again? Hei. D bible said 'do not be filled with wine[hemp,alcohol,gin, cigarette,cocaine etc],but be filled with d Holy Spirit.' I blame d members of dat church 4 luking for a cheap gospel. Both d deceiver and d deceived are guilty. Beware of fake prophets! Na last days be dis o. 2 Timothy 3:1-end |
I suspect that kind of tree has lived for between 40 to 50 years or more and it was there becos of ancenstral link or where d spirit of their gods meet. It was in my village market square b4 it was hacked down some years ago. I'm 4m Imo too. RIP to them, people should be ready to meet their creator anytime,anywhere and anyhow. Ndi o metutara, amara na udo diri unu |
Its in your mindset. If u decide and determine not to be swept away by what u see,it can be done. Can u attempt to sleep wit an insane naked lady if both of u ar kept in a room? |
Any thought can flash into our mind but we ar urged to delete it 4m our mind or not to think of it if its negative. Example when a guy sees a lady dat is dressed provocatively or indecently,u need to take a casual look at her & go ur way and not to mope or stare at her. The more u look,d more d temptation to think about her body. Its just how u condition ur mind. If u doubt me,wait. When u see an insane naked lady,do u go ahead to register her unclothedness in your brain on how to get at her? Wil u make attempts to sleep wit her? |
I've learnt that our destiny in life ar not d same. Some ar prostitutes 4 many years,no HIV,no sickness nd when they retire;they get married. Others ar decent nd responsible but d day they experience intimacy wit a man,its either pregnancy,abortion, veneral disease,HIV,stigma or death. Relax,life is not a bed of roses. I'm talkin 4m experience. STOP NIGHT PARTYING, CLUBING nd other yeye places that u go. Everybody get their own cross that they ar carrying even me. CHURCH is a better alternative like others hav advised. We can chat via email so that u can hear my story and get encouraged. God wil help us |
I'm stunned wit dis topic. Imagine going to market to buy all u want 4 free. Imagine a state where everybody is a political appointee. Imagine if there's no hell but only heaven.Our middle name wil be crime. Who wil pray,study d bible,praise, do gud to odas? A school witout exam wil be like a man who was told to point any lady/ladies of his choice nd she/they wil become his wife/wives. Do u think d man wil bother to rent a house or provide 4 her or them? School witout exam wil make d teacher to teach an empty class. I can slap a lecturer dat talks to me anyhw if exam no dey. Infact,d end result of examless school wil be ridiculous,chaos,crisis, indifference... O gaara adi egwu,my guys |
I'm a guy & I met a lady on 2go. Recently,she's been acting strangely. Chats or greets me first wen she needs my advice or wants me to send her airtime,which i never did. If not,she wil say 'network's bad',dats Y she doesnt reply quickly or not replying at all to my chats. Ur story is unbelievable.If not,na wahala to u. A lady cant give me d law dat d guy gave to u. Who born am? May ur soul rest in purgatory. Amen |
Buchy2020: No matter hw u love, a gal wil neva lv u wen u hav no money. My galfrnd claimed 2 lv me wen i waz having sm little income during my service yr. Bt nw dat i hav nt goten a job yet, she is shwing me her real character, bt stil claiming dat she lvs me. Infact, she jst indirectly told me 2day dat because i dnt hav a job yet, she cn do anytin she likes. Despite d fact dat she's HIV Positive, i stil love her. Bt she stil flirts around. Love is wicked.Buchy,almost d same position as mine. She use to flash or cal me every 2 or 3 days wen i de do my nysc in order to send her airtime or to remind me to keep some cash 4 her if i'm cuming bak. She was a catering student then. Now,she's working & I dey search 4 job but she cares less. Claims dat she loves me but we spoke last on phone 30 days ago nd I was d one dat called. I hav been stunned. |
D guys wey wire me,na WAEC afta 3 attempts. Used NECO to take cover in 2001. Took JAMB in 2002 nd got 169. Took POLYJAMB nd made 173,got admitted in Poly Nekede in 2003. Entered FUTO in 2006 via direct entry. Now,a mechanical engr,waiting 4 dat lucrative job. Amen |
A Private skul or miracle centre? Stingy type of African mentality,using a dilapidated building to make extra cash. 3 hours behind time ?God wanted to let d building to colapse wen no one was around,they dont knw dat time,no be only money but life. Ndi ugwu,ndi iberibe |
Best-MURTALA MUHAMMED Worst-MUHAMMADU BUHARI. Reasons,I heard murtala ruled well. Buhari toppled a democratically elected govt but ridiculously,he has d effrontery to contest elections thereafter. Buzuzu,cum nd win now |
osifred: Am not too sure but I think their deeds before they became mentally challenged will be used to judge themI've asked similar question years back & I was given d same answer as ur post. I think its d best answer to dis puzzle. Which church u de go? Email me :ephraimite4@yahoo.com or 08035117661 |
First,my wife hav to agree. 2nd,he wil go 4 a medical test b4 i agree to it. If he's ok medically, i colect my money |
May God help d new pope to achieve his aim. Allow them to marry,biko. Madu,o bu ewu? Ewu de make love to him mama sef. Let d rev.sisters marry if them want. Chiekena |
I was 21,wrote a letter to her & she told me dat I should explain d content. She is our customer so I went to dia shop. I was timid to say my mind but later did. Her reply was dat she is engaged & dat she dont make male friends. I dont knw dat she was expecting me to come again but I neva did. She met me one day & asked in a proverb if d yam I was uprooting shuld be left half way. I was stunned. |
July 6. Male, single & searching. 07038289399 |
My girlfriend,not even my wife? She dont have any reason to slap my mum. She shuld report to me if my mum offended her. Can she slap her own mum? Even if she can, it means she lack home ethics.My response wil depend on my mood at dat moment nd she must sincerely apologise to my mum in my presence if she hopes to hav anytin to do wit me. |
Wahala dey o. Slavery activated |
Pls,no one has sent a comment. Its important to me |
I asked a friend and she said it is being close wit d opposite gender wit d intention of getting married. What of ladies dat date married men,do they want to be d 2nd wives? Is dating different 4m being friends & what activities ar involved if dating is going on? Thanks, can my fellows help me pls |
Hw can I be an ex convict becos of phone? I dont hav a lover but even if I hav,she is free to hold it 4 more days. Ala ekwekwala ngwere gbaa azi |
She is normal. Football is like a religion. Ask her which club she suports. Change club if u mean biz or drop her nd continue ur rascality. Hw can i post a new topic on NL ? |
Ask God nd d married to advise u. No kiss,no hug 4 conscience sake |
Funny tales. Cant remember any of mine now |