₦airaland Forum

god_of_music: I can never drown in any river or even the Atlantic Ocean! Never!!
The place I come from is called "Oguta Ameshi" "obodo girigiri"
When a child is born, traditionally they take them to the river and present them to the goddess of Water(Ogbuide) this will confirm that the child is a child of the soil and can never be drowned or killed by water!
I wasn't baptized in that water, but when I visited my village(town) for the first time, my dad nearly drowned me. . . He made me learn how to swim like a fish. . . I can stay in water for 5 minutes and still be good.
I am a son of the waters!!!!

I'm from Oguta(The blue Lake city) LGA located in Imo state,Nigeria.
Oguta originated from Benin and migrated to Imo back in the ancient days. And we are IGBOS with pride!



#TeamGOM

But when you are faced with a loaded AK-47 nko?.....

BinghiNya: And someone will say christianity is a religion of peace. He killed someone and he follows jesus

BinghiNya: And someone will say christianity is a religion of peace. He killed someone and he follows jesus

BinghiNya: And someone will say christianity is a religion of peace. He killed someone and he follows jesus

My God!!!....did u actually say that with your head still on your neck??d above statement didn't portray any activity from brain cells at all!!!!....but i sense you're tired of your brothers-in-religion causing shame and you and your religion but u see,it ain't enough reason to b dis senseless at any opportunity u see to show your hate on Christianity else you won't b any different from the Boko Haram sect(am not sayin u ain't anyway)

Elliotwiz1: Are you guys sure He's a Nigerian?? A Nigerian would have know that he could be tracked with the mobile device, i'm not sure He's a Nigeria. Or maybe He's a DUMB one.

Omo,see straight up denial lool....but really i see sense in it,Nigerians get sense pass dat rubbish and he could b half Nigerian,half another land and d other land having his Dominant genes...#betterput

saint me: Un4unate, dnt knw y nigerians are alwz treated dis way. Its well, may God help us.

Dats cos all we do is win win win no matter what!....despite Zimbabwe's poor economy we still thrive better than d locals and jealousy sets in....Naija fit make am anywhere in d world

ogugua88: [size=13pt]I actually don't see anything wrong with Genevieve's dress. People hate it because it wasn't Halle Berry or Jennifer Lopez that wore it. The same people who condemn Genevieve's dress have praised Halle Berry's see-through dress and Rihanna's semi-unclad poses. We continually find every reason possible to hate our own stars and have no problem defending westerners, even when they're wrong.[/size]

Dats simply becos we are Africans and we love our own....we warn them when it seems they r goin astray(off our customs)...as for the americans(and karen igho who as far as am concerned is a Briton and not Nigerian) a Yoruba adage translated says it is another man's son that can be watched in amusement while displaying as a mad man...who dares watches his son displaying craze and laughs?

dasparrow: Okay, in my elementary school it was sang:

H.I.P FATHER Hip father Hippopo
Po Po FATHER Hip popo

And T.A.M.U.S Father HIPPOPOTAMUS

Hippopotamus!

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Eniola trying to look gangster! lol

Too bad you were misled at that age....it is 'for the' not father...wen dey say make dem send picking to quality school dem no go gree.pele ooo

dasparrow: Okay, in my elementary school it was sang:

H.I.P FATHER Hip father Hippopo
Po Po FATHER Hip popo

And T.A.M.U.S Father HIPPOPOTAMUS

Hippopotamus!

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Eniola trying to look gangster! lol

Too bad you were misled at that age....it is 'for the' not father...wen dey say make dem send picking to quality school dem no go gree.pele ooo

django1: Her oranges are perfectly okay.

I do not see any oranges there man!....just tangerines and dat ain't African!

mimicue: Na her face I get problem with ....ugly duckling NoTE: she called herself that

I knew I had to b right with my 'duck analogy' of her...cool!

usmsam: Who is she? So beautiful
www.nairaland.com/attachments/1430714_fb222418545311e39963120fa72a09c2_8_jpg14eb70ebfd596ebdb03f002b8b3dc908

But where are her oranges

I don't know if anyone here knows something about practical viewing/in depth viewing....if u can do a very close mind image of d front view of Karen's face you'll see she looks like a mother duck....look closely peeps...for those who r not so good at this,go and get a pic of looney tunes' DAFFY DUCK and compare.

rioemmanuel: Translate to english pls

D kneeling down of a woman giving/that gave birth loooooool

She ugly- two words

But Tiwa savage is beautiful o.....fckin beautiful and I don't know if I'm d only one that sees her set of teeth s£xy and attractive especially the two front teeth(d description is enough for those who see)

awodman: He cut those cake in Abuja before he left for London...

And are you telling me sir that the cake was cut and a little at least not eaten by him?...and are you trying to tell me he didn't wash d cake down with ogogoro?ehn?

DK Jaleel: hey man, now don't feed me poison..

Now,what is dis one saying.....hope u learnt your lesson anyway:-ON NO ACCOUNT MUST U LIE ON A SOCIAL NETWORK.Big lie for that matter

DK Jaleel: I don give seun jare
u don dull am..

ur sense of humor is on d negative side.
..thank you

U call that humor....anyways u need Christ man!,u broke nairaland's lie detectors already...

Ediss: Somebody should marry me naaaaaa am handsome and working i want to marry oooh werer is that other part of me

Somewhere in Ilesha roasting garri lol

DK Jaleel: i'm a VIP

EMPTY BARRELS...

sammily: Mine is not the issue of water vapour but the Headlamps are becoming dull, not the bulb but the entire casing is turning slight brownish thus losing its shine. I've washed it several times but no way. What else can I do to make it shine again. Your advice are most Wellcomed.

Are your headlamp casings glass or plastic?if its plastic then u av to change the lamps cos cars with plastic lamp shade casings usually av this problem cos of our dusty environment mixed with heat

I'm not a car expert but I can reply based on a similar experience I've had....your left headlamp allows water vapor into it which condenses then disappears again due to heat because there is an entry point for d vapor around d sides of the lamp shade.....d cause could either be a reassembly error after you probably changed the bulb the last time it was changed or the headlamp has given way.try checking to see which it is to determine d solution to apply,I personally use aradite(special glue mixture) around the lamp edges to forestall this occurrence but it makes d next bulb changing a Herculean task.An outright lamp changing is a better solution though,a good tokunbo(would do).....act fast cos as time goes by,d lamp in question would get darker due to algae buildup in it

Cubeet: I thought they said Education is a Sin.How come were they the first to invent or start or introduce a University

Em....well...u see...it just became a sin not quite long...d west as they always put it was winning and learning and really inventing things...real inventions I mean thru education so 'they' got jealous and put education in d list of sins....beeni,....God help us

mickyarams: So why is Bode George and ibb still alive? ??

Erm..well..*clears throat*...The above persons are still alive because under d Nigerian informal criminal law,you r a celebrity if u steal in millions and billions thus your soul is important to d nation but if u steal in thousands and hundreds,then u av to b tried under by d formal criminal laws so u die...shikena.I Rise....COURT!!!!!

U guys should just stop this nuclear weapons story Jare.....e dey vex person joor.Make I turn 'W' if d guy sabi do ordinary controlled nuclear fission practical real life for lab...abi no b 9ja Prof ni?....theory nikan ni won mo!

pcnwamadi: as daft as he is, he holds a Ph.D. degree, which I can bet wit my life u don't ve. as daft as he is, he became a deputy governor, became a governor, became a Vice President and became ur president. am sure ur poverty stricken father can never get to his level and even ur generation to come cant achieve wat dis man u called daft has achieved. so why don't u get a road map and drive to hell, cos I know u cant afford a flight.. back to topic- Happy bufday our dear President, we wish u many more years sir, 10,000 will fall on ur right hand, 20,000 on ur left hand, but they shall not come near u, every tongue dat rise against u shall be condemned.. in Jesus name, Amen.

Bill Gates don't hold no Ph.D....apple's Steve never did....bet he like most profs I know who just av these African degrees cos of theoretical knowledge they av..practical is zero!Hence d number of mechanical engineering Professors in Nigeria yet we import safety pins from China.......So shut your mouth and let others practice their freedom of speech!!!...Damn!

Dumb-@ss chicken hearted president.....hearty cheers I guess

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Elueme: Happy Birthday Sir. Nigerians love your humility and civility. More grease!

Like seriously?No No No No *in Kevin Hart's voice*

U can send me a txt via (adebayo thunder oluwaseun) on fb if u got a solution pls....cos I myt not b able to come online here anytime soon

A friend got debited without getting any successful transaction notification,any solution for him?....anyone

All S3s sold...thanks nairalanders! More coming soon but till then adios amigos(hope dats ryt)lol