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Stupid talk. Anyways he just managed to enter flight and to him it's an achievement.

The title is misleading. He was on point. People do wrong things to get attention of women.

There is a time for everything under the sun. Everybody's time will come if you don't give up. I remember in those days in this dude used to hustle for roles in movies. But today everything is history. Congrats bro.

Wickedness.

That was truly Apri fool.

themonk:
This happened about 5 years ago, I pranked a friend of mine by calling him very early in the morning around 7:00am and asking him to come to a popular junction that my new car is parked there. He just hurriedly dressed up and rushed down to the junction to meet with me, congratulate and bill me on acquiring my new car. The following conversation ensued:

Friend: Hello boss where you and the car dey?

Me: You no dey see? Check out the car wey shine pass for this junction na, if to say you get eye you suppose don see my ride.

Friend: This your car don dey shark you like ogogoro, e get one sharp Camry wey dey by my left na you be that abi

Me: Fool, Common come here.

Friend: Idiat, I dey come.

Me: Better rush before I leave you comot.



He hurriedly walked towards the car and noticed nobody was inside so he called me back



Friend: E be like say no be the same car we dey talk o, nobody dey inside this one.

Me: Which side you go after you comot that aboki street?

Friend: Left na

Me: I tell you say you no get sense, everyday na left left you dey go. Come back I dey your right.

Friend: I go collect all these insult because I must bill you this morning, if you no drop something this morning I go damage your bumper.

Me: No waste my time o, I gats go buy fuel.

Friend: I don dey come, chill out bro.



He walked towards the other side of the street he came out from and sighted a benz



Friend: Bro you no tell me say na Benz, your name now na Benzema.

Me: you think say I come play? All these work I dey work for Mobil you think say na charity?

Friend: Bro calm down, Na just one car you buy o, you don dey talk like say you be one kind billionaire.

Me: Ogbeni no waste my time, I go sound you o, make I even play some music sef.



I put one Dbanj's song and slowly increased the volume



Friend: Bad guy, this car go sha hear am before 3 months. You wey even your teeth and leg na second hand value them get.

Me: Hahahahaha, dey come. Idiat.

Friend: E remain small, you suppose don see me by now.

Me: I don see you, you dey always Waka like fool.

Friend: All these insult wey I dey collect na because of the billing I wan bill you o

Me: Come jare make I help your life.



At this point He could clearly see nobody was in the benz





Friend: Ogbeni why your car dey empty?

Me: I dey back seat, Na you go drive.

Friend: You don wreck the car already abi you don forget how to drive

Me: No waste my time, I dey try set date for my watch, wetin be today's date again?

Friend: Fool, you no dey ever remember date. Yesterday na 31st of March today na April 1st

Me: Hahahhaha, I no dey everly remember date but I sha remember today own.

Friend: Wetin you smoke, No be me just remind you?

Me: You go soon know who remind who

Friend: Oh Oh Oh, you done prank me. This car dey empty, today na April Fool. You Bastarrrrrr...



I hung up the call and didn't pick up after several dialing attempts by my friend throughout the day



That how I pranked someone, share your experiences.

I no fit laugh. Very funny.

Unlimitk:
Imagine tearing her clothes and sucking her breast.

Mmwah

You must be a stupid man. The only thing that comes to your mind is to tear her clothes and suck her breast. watch yourself you are seriously loosing it. Iberiberism.

I love reading things like this.

I am not your fan but I agree with you on this one. Up Father Mbaka.

This is one of those stories I hate reading. How on earth did he allow those beautiful days to escape without achieving any meaningful thing.

PDP will win this case by God's grace.

This APC- INEC are seriously dealing with Okorocha. But wait o, what do they mean by that? after spending billions of naira and you guys are telling him to forget certificate of return.

Ronaldo is a great footballer but I think Messi is above everyone of them. Ronaldo is always trying to reach and outshine Messi but the guy Messi is just being himself. Ronaldo is a selfish player while Leo is a team player.

Which kind tin be tis one? wey na only ex-this ex-that dey attend your thanksgiving. Hope you are not planning to join the ex-group?

Oga no mind them o, na APC send them. Bad people.

Oh, they want make you retire? God punish devil.

Chelsea Don enter one chance.

wetin consin meeeee.

This INEC is the worst in the history of this country. From inconclusive to supplementary and now to cancelation of supplementary. Confused set of people.

Before nko. You guys need to challenge all the results because 85% of the election results does not represent the wish of the people. INEC had been compromised.

what is wrong with Man United vs Barcelona?

nothing person no go see and hear in this country. Papa why?

papa why now?