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Car Talk › Re: Driving Experts, What Will You Do In This Situation? (pic) by Nicepoker(m): 3:05pm On Feb 19, 2022
Hit the hand brakes on full throttle and make a 180 keep travelling along same direction with them grin
Family › Re: Please Help! A New Tenant Has Just Kidnapped 3 Children by Nicepoker(m): 3:01pm On Feb 19, 2022
Tallesty1:
Parents are becoming very very careless these days.


Strangers bought biscuit for the kids and they ate? Like seriously. Try that when we were growing up and my mom will skin you alive.


Okay, a tenant of a couple of months want to move out, why?
The said tenant brought in a replacement, two woman and the women moved in with a bucket and broom and they intend to stay for a month at most.

Out going tenant stayed two months right?
The current one want to stay less than a month and their first mission was to become friendly with the kids.

So many red flags for the careless parents to notice but they didn't because of God knows what.
Not just carelessness from parents. How about the smartness of these culprits.
Celebrities › Re: Dj Cuppy: "I May Not Have A Man But I’m A Great Mother. Ask My Dogs" by Nicepoker(m): 2:54pm On Feb 19, 2022
They say men are dogs grin. She has dogs but still looking for a man. Confused gender
Romance › Re: Lady Dumps Her Boyfriend After Realising He Copied Val’s Day Message From Google by Nicepoker(m): 2:50pm On Feb 19, 2022
Bobrisky
Education › Re: OOU Graduate Goes Missing After Visiting A Male Friend In Sagamu (Photo) by Nicepoker(m): 7:20am On Feb 19, 2022
She went for a dick session but miners might have gotten to her first grin
Romance › Re: Help My Girlfriend Want Me To Do party With Another Girl (photos)�� by Nicepoker(m): 9:39pm On Feb 18, 2022
One idiot with two phones. grin
Crime › Re: 19-Year-Old Boys Gang-Rape A Girl To Death In Ibadan, Record, Upload On Facebook by Nicepoker(m): 7:46pm On Feb 18, 2022
immortalcrown:
When I say that what "Nigeria" needs most is mental rehabilitation, misguided youths doubt it. These two rapists will become civil servants tomorrow. Which system or facility will make them serve well while their mindset is still unchanged?

Examples:
The police has helicopters, guns, patrol vans, armored vehicles and etcetera. None of these things has been properly used. But irrational Nigerians think giving the police body camera will make the police reliable.

Nigeria failed to do proper elections without card readers. People claimed that getting card readers will transform the electoral system. Card readers arrived and voting got worse. They now claim that electronic voting will remedy the situation. How can electronic voting solve the problem when humans with the same corrupt and crafty mindset will control the electronic system?

Countries with good leaders perfected surveillance with 3G network. But with 4G in Nigeria, banks are struggling to verify NIN. With 4G, JAMB candidates get frustrated by poor internet connection. All these happen because of corruption. But misguided people are shouting that deployment of 5G in Nigeria will miraculously solve the problem.

SIM card registration was said to end kidnapping and fraud. Kidnapping and fraud became easier and more common as SIM registration became a norm.

These rapists are the kind of brains that will keep taking society back if the adoption of different systems of governance and purchase of ultra-modern equipment is chosen over mental rehabilitation.
Mental rehabilitation for how many millions of people. Oga that's not possible. What is needed is a good system in place with serious penalties for anyone found wanting. Others with same intentions will think twice.
Romance › Re: My Dick Is Too Small I’m Ashamed Of Having Sex by Nicepoker(m): 7:40pm On Feb 18, 2022
The dick length be like shaving stick grin
Family › Re: Help! Am Having Erection For My Cousin Sis. How Do I Tell Her To Dress Decently by Nicepoker(m): 7:36pm On Feb 18, 2022
Op take it to God in prayer. grin
Family › Re: Help! Am Having Erection For My Cousin Sis. How Do I Tell Her To Dress Decently by Nicepoker(m): 7:35pm On Feb 18, 2022
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candidladyTemp:
sad


God iam ready to trade... Bring back aliyah and lefteye, take this pervert


You are not normal.... Are you guys cursed like em swear for una no no did someone place a spell on y'all
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Christianity Etc › Re: Marry In Your 20s To Avoid Nagging In Your 30s – Prophet Ritabbi To Ladies by Nicepoker(m): 7:20pm On Feb 18, 2022
saphiere:
Anything that berates women, seun would push it to the front page of his forum.

What lesson do you want us to learn from this misogynistic post?

Are you telling me it's only women that nag or or that age plays a big factor in nagging?

God punish men for always making it look as if only women want marriage.
Cry cry newspaper
Crime › Re: Woman Arrested With Fake Naira Notes In Ogun Market by Nicepoker(m): 2:39pm On Feb 18, 2022
See her multi colored fingers
Crime › Re: This Beautiful Girl Is Missing According To A Facebook Post by Nicepoker(m): 1:20pm On Feb 18, 2022
See that lips. At this moment she has cassava on the right side of her lips and a cucumber on the left side. When she is satisfied she will come back grin
Romance › Re: My Girlfriend Did It Again!! Why Does She Always Do This? by Nicepoker(m): 12:50pm On Feb 18, 2022
Not how far. But how well.
Education › Re: Food Seller Runs Ma.d In UNIPORT, Confesses That He Uses His Shit To Cook by Nicepoker(m): 12:38pm On Feb 18, 2022
Reason I can never patronize food vendors. It's better for one iya selling raw food items to call me her customer. Than make iya basira de shout my name whenever I pass her buka. She go be like oko mi rice ati ewa wa o. Shame fit catch me die. grin
Celebrities › Re: Annie Idibia: When Your Guy Is Also Your Sugar Daddy by Nicepoker(m): 6:30am On Feb 18, 2022
saphiere:
God let me jamb this kind of man in my life IJN
With your attitude you will kill all your husband's children. Can you take care of your stepchildren?
Celebrities › Re: Rosy Meurer Prays For Tonto Dikeh's Son, Andre On His Birthday by Nicepoker(m): 6:24am On Feb 18, 2022
[s][quote author= post=110321964]God bless our handsome and cute bobo[/quote][/s]
Celebrities › Re: Rosy Meurer Prays For Tonto Dikeh's Son, Andre On His Birthday by Nicepoker(m): 6:24am On Feb 18, 2022
[s][quote author= post=110321960]What a good step mother.
We hope all step mothers can learn from this.

And not behave like step-mothers we see in Nolywood movies.....
Step mothers on Lifeeeee

Patience Ozokwor, featuring Tonto Dike cool cool[/quote][/s]
Celebrities › Re: Bollywood Singer Bappi Lahiri Is Dead ( Pics) by Nicepoker(m): 7:26pm On Feb 17, 2022
Lemmy123:
Eweeeeeey!

This is sad... RIP to him

Although I stopped watching Indian movies when someone on a bike kicked a long bus and the bus started to spin to fast everyone got flung through the window and one particular girl flew up and landed on the man bike, behind him before the bus caught fire and burned down
No be una go fool on top movie

By the way, I'm available for your writing and design jobs, see my signature below, thanks
It's called a movie with a reason. It's all about acting no one is fooling anyone.
Nairaland General › Re: A Snake In My Room! by Nicepoker(m): 7:06pm On Feb 17, 2022
[s][quote author= post=110304431]shocked shocked shocked

What da hell huh

Fumigate your room,
Bring out all your properties and luggage[/quote][/s]
Romance › Re: She Used Food And Netflix To Get Into My Heart by Nicepoker(m): 6:59pm On Feb 17, 2022
There is a gay mod in this forum.
Politics › Re: FG Orders MDAs To Stop Using Gmail, Yahoo Mail For Official Communication by Nicepoker(m): 2:44am On Feb 17, 2022
[s][quote author= post=110291624]Very Good Development.

Slow and steady we will get there.[/quote][/s]
Crime › Re: "I Bought A Human Head For N20,000" - Ritualist Confesses (Photo, Video) by Nicepoker(m): 8:58pm On Feb 16, 2022
Heads will roll grin grin
Romance › Re: How Do You Ask Your Boyfriend/girlfriend For Financial Assistance? by Nicepoker(m): 8:46pm On Feb 16, 2022
Darkseidxx:
After a hot round of doking
You make your claim
The moment you cum. Enough blood will rush back to your brain. Which money are you talking about grin
Romance › Re: Advice On How To Deal With My Ex-girlfriend Who Is Married by Nicepoker(m): 7:00pm On Feb 16, 2022
Op is already thinking about knacking. The day you climb her, so shall erection depart from thee forever.
Education › Re: SS2 Student Suspended For Slapping A Corps Member In Ibadan by Nicepoker(m): 6:56pm On Feb 16, 2022
MufasaLion:
Where I served, Corp members were/are treated like gods.

cool cool cool
were you always appeased monthly or weekly.
Jobs/Vacancies › Re: The Worst Employment In Nigeria! Please Avoid This Job At All Cost by Nicepoker(m): 6:46pm On Feb 16, 2022
Trust me the op is owing those guys some money grin

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