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InvestmentRe: Mutual Funds In Nigeria: Please Share Your Experience by Nichobabe(m): 4:18pm On Aug 23, 2013
oluks05: Am surprised about some of d response here. I have been investing in d ARM aggressive growth fund for over 2 yrs now and I have never had any issues with them, in fact I have been impressed dat I plan to even opt my monthly contribution. Am investing for d long term @ least 15yrs so never made any attempt to withdraw/sell. For those saying mutual funds investment is for lazy ppl dat is so not true some of us jst don't have dat time or perhaps interest to monitor stocks. I for sure like am sure many odas too do educate my self and finance/investing but I doubt I have d time for d type of dedication investing in stocks wld demand and ARM does d job for me.
My Brother I don't know anything about ARM but it is good to try and Sell/Buy in the interim and not wait for 15 years to get the shock. Please test the water now. Just my concern
Christianity EtcRe: Shame On Pastors Who Live In Opulence While Church Members Are Broke!! by Nichobabe(m): 4:57pm On Aug 22, 2013
[quote author=m.k.o2005]Some people also say T.B Joshua is a scam and fetish that's the reason he gives out ! If you are scared to go to go to T/B Joshua's church please go there and see also that there are lot's and lot's of poor people there too ! There is nothing we can do concerning that ! If i give to the poor and am not a follower of Christ it makes no meaning at all ! Those who follow Christ give and they need not advertise it at all but if you advertise it,it does not mean that you have done what no one else has ever done ! Be guided bro. You can be angry but do not engage in sinful act as a result of your anger.

God help us[/quote]True talk Thanks
PoliticsRe: Rivers Releases Judith Amaechi’s Condolence Visit Photo by Nichobabe(m): 2:38pm On Aug 22, 2013
Who is the most discussed/annoying person on Nairaland?

1. PEJ
2. GEJ
3. TONTO
4. BEVERLY...
Christianity EtcRe: Shame On Pastors Who Live In Opulence While Church Members Are Broke!! by Nichobabe(m): 2:28pm On Aug 22, 2013
[quote author=T.TOPSON]I want u to undastand one thing some of these people using exhotic cars and jets did not start ministry today or yesterday. They started very poor as well.....and most of these things they've acquired are through gifts from rich men who respected their anointing of their calling.[/quote]Very true my brother but at least use the wealth to bless the poor in the society and let love flow around. There are too many suffering in this part of the world for a pastor to be riding on Private Jets (some have 3 or more). Thats why some people are in love with T.B Joshua because he gives out.
CelebritiesRe: Ngozi Ezeonu Talks About Her Weight Loss! by Nichobabe(m): 11:48am On Aug 22, 2013
Kslib: All ye coca-cola sellers should expect low patronage from fat wise women who wanna loose weight henceforth...lol
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All izz well!
And Patronage from all those who wants to be fat.

Different strokes...
CelebritiesRe: Donjazzy And Dprince Now MTN Ambassador! by Nichobabe(m): 4:25pm On Aug 20, 2013
Bizibi: Nairaland need ambassador oh maybe someone like terry g or timaya
No Tonto
PoliticsRe: Patience - Amaechi And His Wife Refused To Pay Me Condolence Visit by Nichobabe(m): 10:56am On Aug 20, 2013
wellmax: Lies ....

https://www.nairaland.com/1375117/judith-amaechi-visits-patience-jonathan

https://www.nairaland.com/1371447/judith-amaechi-commiserates-patience-jonathan
What Madam is saying is that as people were falling over themselves to console her she didn't see Amechi and his wife in aso rock to paid condolence on behalf of the people of Rivers state (her state). So where is the lies... is it from the OP or PEJ? huh huh huh
But she forget say you can't beat person and at the same time say make the person no cry.
PoliticsRe: President Obama Invites Jonathan For Talks by Nichobabe(m): 11:33am On Aug 16, 2013
Who is President Obama to Summon our President to US? When he came to Africa did he branch to see us in Nigeria? Abeg my President should not go.
RomanceRe: Is It Wrong To Have A Sugar Daddy for School Fees? by Nichobabe(m): 3:35pm On Aug 15, 2013
Spencervivian: If you are in school and your parents can't keep on paying your school fees and you're in your final year dropping out isn't an option and there this guy that is willing to sponsor you all you have to do is "you know" and you are already sexually active is it wrong embarassed
Suppose you were a boy, wetin for happen you for be homo abi? Why do our girls quick to take to runs anytime small issue of finance comes up? Always parading excuses of poor family background etc. smh cry angry
EducationRe: Drama In Edo: Teacher Cant Read Her Document by Nichobabe(m): 11:18am On Aug 15, 2013
omicron: Oshiomole should stop intimidating civil servants joor! The media can blow up some stories too. The poor woman might as well been nervous, and stutter as a result. #Normal sometimes.
I believe you especially in the presence of the governor and NUJ president. The poor woman was just nervous and i am sure she was not given enough time to settle before blowing the thing out of proportion.
Poor woman.
CrimeRe: Abandoned Police Barracks In Lagos Turns Rapists, Hemp Smokers' Den by Nichobabe(m): 1:09am On Aug 14, 2013
BabaAlabi: I know this comment will go unnoticed but sometimes I like to rub vaseline all over my body and pretend I am a snail.
I Thought Fashola have deported all the mad people from Lagos, how did you escape? Where did you come from?
HealthRe: Would You Use Seminal Fluid To Treat Your Pimples? by Nichobabe(m): 7:24pm On Aug 12, 2013
Clemzy16: "all of una don dey form"

"mak i hear say u no dey give ur bf B.J"


™ƺƔcιεмεηт®
My Brother no mind them all of these babes dey take the thing everyday with BJ yet all of them dey form here. No be babe dey swellow the thing?
CelebritiesRe: Beverly Osu's Mum & Brothers by Nichobabe(m): 6:50pm On Aug 12, 2013
Hurrah, Beverly don popular pass Tonto for Nairaland.
CelebritiesRe: Joseph and Adaeze Yobo Share Workout Photos by Nichobabe(m): 1:18am On Aug 10, 2013
dplomaticVal: Thought they were gays.seriously she'v got a manly physique
Are you just waking up?
Nairaland GeneralRe: Annoying Things Nigerians Do by Nichobabe(m): 1:08am On Aug 10, 2013
gtrust: Don't try that one oh!
Consent is required before, during and even when about to finish!

Also, please please! do not try it with someone who is drunk because that na rape!
Sex offenders register na there your name go land.

You will never get police clearance take jobhuh
Na Naija we dey talk, dis your argument na for yankee.
PoliticsRe: Police Dismiss Sgt. Omeleze Caught On Tape Negotiating Bribe by Nichobabe(m): 12:42am On Aug 10, 2013
gerald09: I agree but it takes 1 person to create change thanks to d camera dude/lady 1 down plenty more to go na small small. If u do ur own part as a Nigerian u will get dat oga too cut and dismissed don't just stay on NL to complain, take 1 down.
Thank God for technology, even camera pen dey now make the police dey collect bribe and we go dey expose them thats the only way to stop this thing. Infact not only police everyone involve in corruption. The other day i watched Farouk video collecting bribe. record and put on the net. Thats the only way since Govt no wan fight corruption
CelebritiesRe: 2shotz Used To Beat Beverly Osu by Nichobabe(m): 10:18pm On Aug 08, 2013
Promhize: If you are not busy, tune in to channel 198.

I know Beverly lies a lot but I know this is not a lie.
She tells the story of how her fiance used to beat, bully, maltreat her and act as Adolt Hitler on her head.
I'm a guy but this is terrible, the sad thing is that women still stay with these goats that call themselves men.

She even pulled her shirt up to show a scar while he was beating her in the bathroom. According to her, she dropped out of school, her friends were graduating, her mom did not want to see her. She was going through a lot and wanted some time alone, even away from her fiance.
So on this fateful day, the domineering hitler called her to find out where she was. To cut the long story short, when he saw her, from questioning her like Jack Bauer led to beating, attempting to escape the beating she ran to bathroom and locked the door after herself, but these guy still broke the to door just to continue the beating.

I get that she might have added jara, but I can vouch that she was maltreated. He even forced her to have an abortion. I know this might sound like a myth, as I have always believed that having an abortion is the woman's choice. But it's just saddening that women still stay in such relationships with all the pain.

All I can say is that, that her fiance (which I know is 2shotz) is disgrace to Nigerian men, esp Igbo men. After he got married to someone else he was still texting her, that should go out together.

I want to say a big shout out to Men that men that treat their wives well, like an angel which they are, God will make you bigger. Shout to women that don't take bullshit from domineering men. God bless you.

Am sorry but I'm not a blogger, journalist or the type that talks too much, that's why the write is not well detailed. I just hope bloggers like linda ikeji would put these up and detail it well well.

And lastly If not nairaland's strict policy against abusive words, I for yab this guy well well. Nonsense!
Story from one side you don pass judgement and even assume the fiance is 2shot and insulted the poor guy, she tell you say na 2 shotz? U no go mind ur business.
CelebritiesRe: Stephanie Okereke's Vacation Pictures In Europe by Nichobabe(m): 8:36pm On Aug 08, 2013
[quote author=maxwello.yg]Eew @ her flat yash[/quote]Only minus
PoliticsRe: Lagbaja Responds To Okey Ndibe On “mumudom” by Nichobabe(m): 12:06am On Aug 08, 2013
Fkforyou: Funny how everybody knows (including lagbaja )knows we are behaving like MuMu but non of us(including lagbaja) has actually stand up for change or try to make things better.....we are busy calling ourselves Mumu......"in a country of blind men the man with one eye is king"
My brother lagbaja have started his own knowing your problem they say it is half solve. Do your own part me i do my own part the society will be better for all of us.

Kudos to lagbaja. those that have ears let them hear. cry
PoliticsRe: Lagbaja Responds To Okey Ndibe On “mumudom” by Nichobabe(m): 12:01am On Aug 08, 2013
wellmax: Hmmm, all these happening in just a span of two weeks, hmmmm, Niaja is indeed a land of mumus.
47 pupil killed and its like nothing happen? nawa oo
na wa O this one is painful. And the mouth of the nation (PEJ) no talk anything and the mumu president dey talk of democracy for Egypt. True talk
FamilyRe: Wife Saves Husband From Suicide By Holding Onto His Boxers by Nichobabe(m): 8:53pm On Aug 07, 2013
phayvoursky: Old news. happened 3 days ago...
You see am 3 days ago why you no tell us? abeg waka pass
Christianity EtcRe: 'Wombless' Woman Gives Birth To A Baby by Nichobabe(m): 8:05pm On Aug 07, 2013
We thank GOD O! it is a miracle. But wait O wetin remove the womb before? huh
TravelRe: Luggage Charge Leaves Passengers Stranded At Lagos Airport by Nichobabe(m): 7:58pm On Aug 07, 2013
playcharles: You guys are not serious, if u can afford 250k for flight, na becus of only 2k una come they read the book of LAMENTATIONS for, may the gods fire una mouth
huh
Art, Graphics & VideoRe: Morak Oguntade: Ikebe Super Cartoonist by Nichobabe(m): 7:49pm On Aug 07, 2013
timpaker: I loved Ikebe Super back then but in (now)reality i love Super Ikebe super (got it?) wink wink wink
Got it am with you grin grin grin
EntertainmentRe: Lilien, Klint-Da-Drunk's Wife New Pictures by Nichobabe(m): 7:41pm On Aug 07, 2013
So the drunk wife fine like this tongue. The Man no drink that day huh huh huh? abi na of recent the drink start grin. Men see curve shocked
PoliticsRe: Policeman Beaten To Death For Killing A Trader In Lagos by Nichobabe(m): 3:43pm On Aug 07, 2013
kelexray: Na wa for we d masses oo,we even hv d gosh to beat a police man,no respect for d force anymore,o father lord take control
My brother Naija is turning to something else O! What of the policeman that killed someone a trader for that matter no be even robbery scene. Na the masses you dey call. This is the result of years of bad government. The state government should deport the traders to their states of origin for causing nuisance grin grin grin very soon people go begin forge state of origin certificate inside naija abi na local (not international) passport we go begin carry about. Before police deport you go another state wey no be your own. grin grin grin Naija jaja
PoliticsRe: Rivers Sends Its Destitute To Home States, Plans Another by Nichobabe(m): 6:17am On Aug 07, 2013
Samunique: Don't misunderstand this, the report says "destitude and launatic" i live in ph i'm from west, so nobody is harrasing anybody here. Thanks.
Just the same way UK said they were imposing the 3,000pounds on some category of Nigerian not all Nigerian yet all of us were shouting. Meanwhile in your own country there is discrimination and it is okay by you. Thank you my brother. expect to see other states join in the madness. Do me i do you

Na from clap they dey enter dance. I dey Laugh

One day Ikwerre man go pursue you comot from Portharcourt after all the Governor don set example na that time you go know whether you be destitute or lunatic.
Car TalkRe: How To Avoid Men Of Edo State Task Force On Benin By-pass by Nichobabe(m): 4:09pm On Aug 06, 2013
AmBeautiful: Try to ensure all ya papers and all necessary equipments required to be in a car, are complete in your car, ensure no one is missing and ensure you avoid carrying contraband and illegal things..... Hence no need to over speed just to avoid them

So that by the time they say:

Oga wey your fire extinguisher.... you bring it
Oga wey your particulars..... you bring it
Oga wey your Spanner ...... you bring it
Oga wey your jack.... you bring it
Oga wey your this..... you bring it
Oga wey your that.... you bring it
Oga wey your kpomo...... you bring it
Oga wey your kini..... you bring it
Oga wey you Spare Tire..... you bring it
Oga wey your lipsrsealed ..... you bring it
Oga stop and search, open boot ..... you stop and open boot
Oga wetin dey that bag ...... you open bag for them

Oga wey you everything ..... you bring everything

By the time they ask you for everything and you bring it, with nothing missing, NA THEM GO TIRE! The next thing you will hear is.... OGA DO WEEKEND FOR YOUR BOIS NA! HABA! cheesy

cheesy grin

**** DAYTIME THINGS, NO TRY THE ABOVE FOR NIGHT!
Hahahaha na Radio sticker dem dey look for. And funny enough you wouldn't see the sticker buy anywhere else except from them grin grin grin grin clever guys. And we get government huh huh huh
Car TalkRe: How To Avoid Men Of Edo State Task Force On Benin By-pass by Nichobabe(m): 4:06pm On Aug 06, 2013
[quote author=euniself@yahoo.]To me o, i will say that u should get all ur papers ready so that they will not delay ur journey unnecessaryly. This people just want to spoil Oshiomoleh government.[/quote]They have been there even during Lucky administration. Which papers? they are asking you for radio sticker when you don't stay in Benin but just passing through. How will you get Benin radio sticker when you are not in Benin. Is that how we will get 36 states radio sticker because i am a traveller?

Everybody just looking for who to oppress and obtain money from. They are in Portharcourt too. Most cities in Nigeria have one form or the other. U c our jungle?
CrimeRe: Daylight Thief Caught In Action In Delta State (Pictures) by Nichobabe(m): 3:32pm On Aug 01, 2013
naijababe: I don't care what he stole but this jungle justice ish has to stop dammit angry angry angry
But the Youth held him waiting for the Police to come and take him. And Nigeria Police couldn't not take him because of the state he was huh huh huh until the Army came to take him.

We are in a Jungle, so what do you expect from a jungle? Will a civilized country Police behaved the way the Nigerian police just did?

Because we don't have any Police people take the law into their hands. Thank God it is Sapale and not ALUU the guy for dey hell now dey answer questions.
PoliticsRe: £3,000 UK Visa Bond To Start In November by Nichobabe(m): 4:07pm On Jul 29, 2013
Pataki: You are part of the British problem. You open your doors of charity to people like Afam, who never fail to insult or abuse your charity mindset!

Afam needs to be flogged repeatedly. Someone who has never been to the UK, or US and possibly no where in Europe, has all the geography of the UK and US in his head. That dude never ceases to amaze me!
grin grin grin Laugh wan kill me. What have Afam done to you people?
Typical Naija problem, you stay 2 years for UK begin claim britico. After we go begin blame white man for looking down on blacks and accuse them of racism.But we are worse

Naija and inferiority complex. God help you people.
Car TalkRe: Bentley First Ever Suv (Pictures) by Nichobabe(m): 10:12pm On Jul 25, 2013
2016? make i add 10 years join am, by 2026 i go buy the tokunbo. Make i no disturb myself.
Meanwhile Where i put my Benz 190 key huh huh huh

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