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So many pick up lines on my head, but Naija girls don’t usually understand them

TheKingIsHere:
I don't think its out in Nigeria yet. Will see it this Saturday

My bad, I saw an advance screening though

TheKingIsHere:
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It will beat $250m, however my estimation is within $400m+

Although I have a feeling it will do more

Why haven’t you seen it yet?

pu7pl3:
So what do you mean break the box office?

That figure is a win for me, but that Marvel guy will refer to it as a failure that is why I said that

pu7pl3:
Break the box office in what sense?

I predict a $250-$450 million total gross

I saw the Joker movie yesterday. Performance was mind blowing, but I don’t think it will break the box office.

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anonimi:
The Afonja reincarnates won't let it happen.


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You know I’ve been wondering about how the new flags would be if Nigeria eventually divides

Acidosis:
DSTV maybe? You think the Senate will tax DSTV and ignore GOTV, Consat, MyTV, Startimes, CTL, Metro Digital, Montage Cable Network, MultiTV, Daarsat, Peace tv, Trendtv, etc ??

You're saying "maybe" to DSTV because it's own by a South African company? Please don't be unfortunate! Don't let your hatred for DSTV ruin your senses. There are over 30 pay TVs in Nigeria and all users would be taxed equally! It wouldn't matter whether it is owned by Ramaphosa of South Africa or Musa of Kano.

Look at how you senselessly rejected taxes on Data. You think you're safe by your decision to use Gotv or CTL? Don't be unfortunate

Oh sorry, my bad. I mean cable TV

Cable TV maybe, Data hell NO! Why can’t they tax unoccupied houses as suggested by the UN?

Timileyin1234:
Which kind of hair. Is it irun epon

The thought of what type of hair it is alone makes me angry

Tonysmith4sure:
OMG....... Bros no bed, you are still an undergraduate bah?

No sir

I’m not married but I hate when someone use my soap. Especially when there is hair on it

Enough guys, Beauty is in the eye of the beholder, what you consider beautiful maybe look ugly to me(Zendaya is beautiful). I don’t consider Angelina Jolie that attractive but she’s widely referred to as has a sex symbol and one of the most beautiful celebrity alive.

Treyknowles:
those who called her ugly are either blind or plain stupid.

Come on bro, you don’t need to call them stupid.

Ugosample:
more like law enforcement has shaped many to behave themselves

that Is what make Europeans humans and Nigerians animals

law enforcement


without people being scared of the law

You cannot have a good society

I am a Nigerian but I’m not an Animal!

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I hate fraudsters!

Y’all should check this out https://www.nairaland.com/897685/share-sexiest-craziest-funniest-unforgettable

Robert Downey Jnr. reportedly returning for Black widow movie.

hulk616:
DC fans are just hyping the bronze tiger
And Jai white cant downgrade himself to play Z list character like bronze tiger

Didn't he already play bronze tiger in the Arrowverse?

According to Kevin Smith, Pattinson's Batman movie is based on The Long Halloween. If true, then we are actually gonna see a lot of Detective Batsy!

pu7pl3:
Will Smith will regret not being on this one

Idris Elba was initially hired to replace Smith, but was later decided to play a new character so Smith could return in the future

I understand that reference

Maybe he was drunk or he couldn't comprehend that simple sentence

I don’t why the police would bring guns with live bullet to a protest, what’s wrong with batons and guns with rubber bullets?

People: What should we expect from the new iPhone? Apple: Nothing, It's an iPhone and it has a nice camera

I don't think any curse was laid on Nigeria, what the Governments need to do is pay reparations to the families of the slain people. One man can't curse millions of people for the crime of few.

You guys should forgive the guy who said a dinosaur is bigger than a blue whale.

Lord Raiden or should I call him King Thor

alaboski:
Dark Phoenix = Waste of time n Data

Weren’t you warned?

Didn’t he cut his hair since then?