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sirwisy2580:
my guy shine you eye o oo u want make I advice to reject the golden opportunity? let me hear say u no marry that girl na flog I go flog u. Watin u wan use poverty do?

Gobe, see comment

Cutehector:
Chei.. why do people like to dull in dis life na

Guy, you no dey slack o

Pls, my friend needs help o. During his wife child birth early last year, she had a tear which was stitched and nurses advised her that the thread will melt or dissolve with time. But recently my friend came complaining that he is afraid having intimacy with his wife because for sometime now, anytime he does, he would experience a stinging sensasion and he would have a bruised organ anytime he does to the extent that there will be peeling at the area where his rod contacts where she was stitched. He has complained bitterly to his wife, who at present is pregnant. The wife has gone to the General hospital where the stitches were done, but she was told that they cannot do anything about it now till on her labour time. My friend is getting starved, but the wife does not want to understand that because she feels her husband is just dodging from sex with her because maybe he usually have it with other ladies outside. With his finger, my friend feels this pitching or stinging sensation, but the wife says she does not feel anything. Both now think it could be an infection. My friend is really suffering from this situation and the pregnant wife is worried too and they are contemplating going to a private hospital to see what can be done to remedy this condition. Pls advice needed urgently.

So can somebody tell me that Senator David Mark is not aware that a contract to dualize Oturpo road was abandoned when he was Senate President? What action did he take? Nothing, perhaps he might have collected his share of the money, yet he is telling the Idomas that he represents their interest. mcheew

kenonze:
He could also hide IED beneth the goods

True talk

meforyou1:
This boy Dan onjeh was 2 years my junior in futminna. He wasn't even an activist. We were d student activists.
He was always coming to me daily for advise.
Even when I was serving, he came and sought my advise when he wanted to run for NANS presidency.
I know so much about him but wount reveal nothing.
Just wish him all d best.

What would you reveal b4? The guy is already climbing the buffer of life, you are still singing songs of yesteryears, yet you know so many things about him.

Don't mind this guy o. He could be an undercover gathering intelligence for security forces or media house.

I blame President for these rubbish. By now, majority of these political appointments made by the past administration should have been sacked and new and fresh persons appointed. These guys are messing him up with their cooked up tales on the budget. For goodness sake, what is Ima Niboro still doing in that position?

Phamoxy:
This happened last week Saturday, my pressing iron got fault and I have to iron cloth for church d following day which is Sunday.. There is this female neighbour of mine that I once borrowed USB cord from her and since then we started becoming close, so I thought I shud go to her and borrow iron to press my cloth...On getting dere I knock the door but the person opened the door at the second knock, lo n behold I met her friend there and i also saw her boyfriend inside and dat was the first time I will see dat her friend since I got there though I know she has a roommate... So I told her sorry I thought its your friend and she said what is it, I told her my iron was faulty and she shud please borrow me there own, she said which type of iron( frowning face), I said pressing Iron..she just look me one kind and shot the door. I felt so embarrassed and felt as if the ground shud swallow me.I have never been so embarrassed like that before in my life.My fellow nairalanders why are some girls like this in this century. This girl in question is a mature girl oo and not a teenager, I heard she work with infinix and that her boyfriend has a car.

You caught her in the middle of pleasure and distabilized the orgasimic moment for her. You were lucky she did not slap you.

CertifiedFreak:
Doubt if you're ready for the baggages and hassles of getting down with an older woman with two kids. Your parents prolly see this too thus their hesitation. In situations like this, love ain't enough to last you the distance. Think with your head, not your heart and those raging hormones.

...and a Police officer for that matter! Pls go and ask Godwin Anabor, what and how an older woman, a retired police officer he married dealt with him.

Akpabio is an expert craftsman in underhand dealings.

Thanks for the information

If he becomes, he will have a lot of church members

Let the law takes its course

Security agents, una never see Tompolo?

As the zero hour approaches for the must win double header AFCON qualifier against the Pharaohs of Egypt on March 23, reliable sources can reveal the real reasons why coach Sunday Oliseh may continue to tinker the Eagles from his base in Belgium. After contracting a virus in one of his official assignments, camp sources informed that the former Juventus player has alleged occultic manipulations by his enemies on his life and has vowed to flee far from the country to where they could not fly to attack him. Oliseh “He is always scared in camp and suspicious of even members of his back room staff”, a close source to the team informed. The source said that the outspoken coach allegedly confronted his staff and warned them that there were many witches and wizards who were trying to undermine the success of the Eagles. “He warned those fond of putting their hands in their pockets before shaking him to desist or keep their handshakes as he feared they touch objects concealed in their pockets before offering to shake him”, the source said. Also, the coach alleged that many of the people surrounding him do not believe in the success of the team as he claimed that they don’t rejoice when the Eagles score goals. Beyond the trivial accusations of witches and wizards, Sports Vanguard also gathered that the coach had written to the federation to pay his outstanding N10 million accommodation fee as agreed in his contract(N5 million for 2015 and another N5 million for 2016) if they want him to reside in Nigeria as he said he would not stay in the hotels when the Super Eagles are not in camp.

Read more at: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2016/02/oliseh-flees-nigeria-accuses-staff-of-witchcraft/

If I were Mbaka, I will simply resign from the Catholic priesthood and continue with Adoration Ministry as a church and as a founding pastor. He will excel, instead of being demoted to a village where his safety is not guaranteed.

Even in my days at St. John's Sec. Sch., Fugar, we could play around and climb trees like this for pleasure, but did that mean that the classrooms were not good? No. Also, I think the op. will do us a lot of good by giving the name of this school and when this pix was taken.

Where dem write INNOSON for the cars?

cardoctor:
No wahala bro. Bring the car in lets check it up.



Car-Doctor

Ok, thanks.

cardoctor:
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Cardoctor.

What about a 1999 nissan Primera? Am I qualified to book?

Since 2011. Is that how powerful this man is?

Goodluck, sorry, bad luck to him

Does he know the Nigerian legal and judicial terrain. He has already failed on arrival.

We will fish them out and they will face appropriate consequential action.

A joke taken too far

Angelberry:
How does it look?

Black and 'orgly'.

Angelberry:
No, you are the duck

See your face

Are they matching to Sambisa forest?

Angelberry:
This man is a joke

And you are what? A duck?

Goverrnor Adams Oshiomhole of Edo State says the state’s 200-bed Central Hospital is more beautiful and will be better equipped than many hospitals in Europe and Asia.

Speaking during an inspection of the hospital yesterday, the Governor assured that the 200-bed Central Hospital which has attained 98% completion will be adequately maintained to ensure its durability and effective service delivery to the people.

According to Oshiomhole, “when I said at the beginning that our intention is to build what I called a five-star hospital, most people tried to imagine what that meant, but I am sure just looking at the building, I don’t know of any hotel in Nigeria, in terms of aesthetics, that has a better appeal than this. And this is the sort of thing you find in Europe, and some other advanced economies. If you are in the 21st Century, begin to think as if you are in the 22nd Century because the world has changed and it will keep changing. The pace of change will keep accelerating.”

“The whole idea is that when a typical Edo person comes from a village like mine, if he gets in here and realizes that even the environment psychologically impacts on him and he begins to appreciate that he is important, he is in the hands of professional healthcare providers, that way, that forgotten rural man, for once, will have access to modern facilities. You don’t need to board an airline to London, to India, to Europe to be told how hospitals look there. I am sure that those of you who may have for one reason or another travelled, there are many hospitals in Europe and in India that are not as beautiful as this.”

Oshiomhole continued: “And so, I believe that a hundred years from now, this hospital will not look outdated. You will see that as you look at the internal finishing, we took into account the conventional challenges you have with public building, problem of painting and repainting, and with the facials that you have, you will never need to do repainting, all you need is proper cleaning at regular intervals.

The Governor said “the only thing we must now do is to address the critical issue of the human factor. Once the hospital is open, we must re-engage the doctors on the rule of engagement. We won’t invest in this kind of facility, and a doctor comes in to clock in one hour, and goes back to do his private practice, and then collects a cheque for one month at the end of the day.

“I think we provide a hospital that can provide for everyone, both the rich and the poor. There won’t be a difference in treatment for the poor and the rich.
Source: http://www.votenews.org/edo-hospital-better-than-many-in-europe-oshiomhole/. You can also read this: http://www.votenews.org/pdp-jittery-over-oshiomholes-central-hospital-project-aide/