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I8id:
Finally, the village people association of Nigeria has decided to let go of my airtel sim, received my 1G after waiting for 16hrs+. So to those who are yet to receive, just exercise patients it will get to your turn . Thanks for the info

This shìt works o.. just got mine this morning after almost 24 hrs.

The app is shìtty and slow during registration but just exercise patience, it will eventually pay off

A soldier killed a civilian

Civilians lynch am , thief him rifle join.

For that soldier to kill that civilian, the civilian must have trespassed, threatened or attempted to disarm the soldier. It takes a while lot of confrontation for soldiers to pull the trigger at Innocent people. It's usually followed by a series of warning.

Now that the rifle is missing, you think say he no go go back base go recruit and come and search for gun wey government give am. I won't pity this warri people at all if I read in the news tomorrow that 30 of them were slaughtered. The Southerners generally like to show stronghead and do gra gra wey their head no fit carry. Only God knows where they got their kind of liver from . I lived in bayelsa for 2 years so I know what I'm saying.

Same reason I'm also scared of chatting girls even on WhatsApp. They will end up asking you to pls sub for them. Even meeting a girl in a public transport na wahala , you'll end up paying her tfare. If una meet for supermarket nko, she'd be expecting you to pay for her goods. just avoid these ladies .

6ixT8:
advice needed. should I cash out?

it remain.

Chelsea game- yes corner 1st 10min.

sporting and Zagred to win.

_Fuck off

NLReposter:
They are really not 'criminals,' go and read their T/C's.

It's easier to say because it didn't happen to you. Imagine person wey don deposit to stake for weekend come log in later to book games discover say dem don commot him deposit and extra gbese still dey. .

I keep telling people theres nothing special about that Liverpool squad. They only play with momentum, morale and alot of confidence. Even when they lose a game, you'd see klopp jumping into the field and congratulating them. He psyches them up and na that moral Dem go use enter next game . Once that morale is a bit down, then you begin to see the true Liverpool.

BadLuckonmyGame:
Please help I need to sell my etisalate card. I mistakenly loaded my phone 20k instead of 2000 please help. I need my money back. I have called bank and etisalate no solution please who have face something like this before I need help. Or please who will buy etisalate card please... Those people that recharge bet account with recharge card please come and buy my own please I beg you..

Just buy sub and download the latest series.

Or contact the bet9ja funder of this thread timilehin on ∅8∅36071857. He will convert it to cash for you for a few. He's tested and trusted.

postdigger:
He hasn't come online since 10:25 pm, after Chelsea got raped.

You always talk off point. Try to be sensible at least once in a while.

Man U and Madrid are two teams I always fear having on my ticket. When you bet for/against na the opposite go happen. When you don't expect them to perform , they do. When you expect them to perform, they won't.

Kelblaq:
You wan carry that money dash alabi now

At least it's better than person wey for use am buy ogogoro and white London

My car had fault today so I decided to use public transport. Lo and behold I sat at the back seat and moments after two women alighted, I saw money on the seat. First thought ran into my mind that it could be the last man sitting at the other end that the money dropped from but Lagos people can be so cunny, he might decide to claim what's not his. One mind told me to just leave the money there but another devil mind was telling me that if I don't pick it, another person will. Or even the driver or the conductor when they get home after a long day hustling and decide to sweep their bus or inspect it for any awoof valuable that might have been missing from passengers. Naso I take style arrange the money jare. When I reached my bustop, I alighted and counted it, it was 3,700. Weekend don set be that, Alabi go hear am .

It was somehow picking it coz i was just imagining how the person might be feeling but if I no carry am , another person go carry am so no dulling. May the person that misplaced the money not feel the loss. God will reward him/her with something better than this.

Caught 2 teachers in primary school having sex. They respected me and feared me till I graduated.

In secondary school, I remember how my friend and I used to go to the dumpyard to look for used menstrual pads by girls. When I remember now , I keep wondering what we gained or were trying to achieve. Guess we were just doing an unintentional survey on the amount of girls that have started their period.

Once caught two students aving sex in the toilet out of panic and to keep my mouth shut, the girl asked me if I was gonna enter set. For fear of being caught I declined make e no go be my own turn when I dey do my own dem go con nab man pikin.

There was this teacher that hated me for no reason. He always targeted me, only God know weytin I bin do the guy . He just hated me to death sha. One day as usual he picked on me and started hitting me. The guy no even use cane, he dey fight me like say na him fellow man he dey fight, blow and punches. I decided I have had enough when I returned the punches and started hitting my own back. As expected he reported me to the school authority an turned the whole case upside down claiming I beat him up for no reason. I served a very lengthy suspension. On the day of our graduation I told him if me and am jam anywhere for this life he go regret .

In boarding school, sex was rampant and cheap. Whenever boys for class gather dey gist about the latest girl dem don nack, virgin me go just siddon for one corner dey look like mumu coz I gat no story to tell.

Also, I was very hot tempered in secondary school. I was skinny and had no strength but still I was extremely aggressive. I remember pouring hot pap on my friend coz he was pissing me off in the dining hall. I also remember slapping a junior student to the extent that all my fingers showed on his cheek. I felt bitter about my actions.

I just dey look this Everton Newcastle match dey reason person wey carry Everton straight win think say him bet don green already at 90+3 min. Let's say that was the last game.on his millionaire ticket... Baba for don dey joyous mood dey reason as him go spend the loot.. He log in say make he withdraw only to find out say dem never credit him account. He checks his bet history thinking e go dey unsettled bets but e no dey there lol.. na that time you go know say village people are cruel.. this kind thing fit cause person suicide.

Chiefheywhy:
Starts 8:30

Premier League
Chelsea - Arsenal
Home @ 1.80

Premier League
Sheffield Utd - Manchester City
Over8.5corners @ 1.40

Copa del Rey
Sevilla - Levante
Over2.5goals @ 1.48

Coppa Italia
Napoli - Lazio
Both teams to score @ 1.55

Total Odd : 5.8
Booking : Z3BTVMYZ


© Chiefheywhy

Ticket raped by the dick of failure and doom... Ejaculated upon with the liquid of tears and despair to bear more fruitless acca in the near future.

Bro , you made me lose 10k . You no try at all.

EkunKekere:
Nigerians don't have taste AT ALL. What is so exceptional about this oturugbeke thing I am seeing here?

Watch NTA news every night and come back to give your testimony.

padi94:
Most beautiful is Aisha Bello on AIT... My newstime crush

This NTA girl is always slutty when she talks.. she has this slutty facial expression ..I'm always like damn

What's her name?

She's always on NTA.

If you watch NTA and you don't get an ere***** between 9 and 10, you have a very low testosterone levels.

showafrica:
Best option, but its better to call first at late hour and ask if she was OK. As far as she is Ok any lame excuses is of no need.

What do you expect her to tell you before? That she is okay or what? They will look for all sorts of excuses as to why they couldn't make it.

sirhamilton:
Not everybody can be blunt, i don't claim to be intelligent but i assume any intelligent guy should know that when she says she is coming over but fails to show up then it could mean she probably didn't want to hurt your feelings by say no from the word go and is hoping you'd figure this out yourself rather than coming on nairaland to lament
Abusing me on here doesn't change the truth, you are obviously pained because a girl was smart enough to discern your negative intentions, not every girl is cheap, not every girl would go visiting a guy they barely know well or don't trust enough or feel safe being alone with, i am not intelligent yet i got all this figured out already.
You failed to answer my question; if your male friend was gonna pay you a visit but stood you up would you be pissed enough to block his number?

my negative intentions? Dude your case is more severe than I thought. People like you are nothing but woman wrapper. Women can use you anyhow and turn your brain like amala. No wonder you're in support of such nonsense.

sirhamilton:
I am surprised to read the comments this post is getting, there is nothing wrong if a lady tells you she is coming to visit you but fails to show up. This could be because she does not trust you enough to be alone with you or something else came up, but either ways no lady owes you a visit. Girls are being raped everyday just because they decided to "come over" . if you had a sister would you be comfortable if she told you she was going to visit any of the guys who have been lamenting on this thread? If you know your intentions are genuine you won't have to block a girls phone just because she didn't show up... would you block your guys number just because he didn't "come over" ( well, unless you are gay )

Dude shey na English be your problem or na cotonou you grow up? Listen to yourself again "there is nothing wrong if a lady tells you she is coming to visit you but fails to show up. This could be because she does not trust you "

If she doesn't trust then why did she make the promise at the first instance? Why did she reject my calls and even went as far as switching off her phone? This one just dey reason like woman sha.

If you know your intentions are genuine you won't have to block a girls phone just because she didn't show up

You're trying to sound intelligent but you're not. If my intentions are genuine how? I only blocked her because of her reaction, her deceit and her cunny behaviour. If you couldn't make it again, you could have just picked the damn call and tell me what's wrong. Rejecting a guys call in such situation makes him look so foolish.

Moreover it's no coincidence Nigerian girls do this thing alot. I'm not the only one at least 80% of naija guys must have been through it. I see no reason why you dey support this kind foolishness honestly

pressplay411:
You've not given her a reason to visit you.

-Some girls are motivated by potential (relationship or more).
-Some (most) are motivated by money.
--Some (very few) are motivated by sex.
-Some are motivated by fun.

Your presentation must correspond to her motivation.
Money and sex most times go together.
However there are those even money can't get you. It has to be some other form of motivation and stimulation.

Look on the bright side though; You have a clean room/house now.
Also some times, look beyond sex and you'll see more.

You're right bro.. sex wasn't even on my mind at all and if it somehow happened , who am I to say no or who are we to cheat nature. I just needed a companion for that day because of boredom and that was all. Well you're right tho , a girl visiting you is usually driven by several factors , money , fun and goodies top the list. I was definitely gonna give her money if she was leaving but probably because I didn't tell her, she disappointed. Just like someone said, if you want to avoid scenerios like this just tell her "what should I keep for you" or "what should I buy for you". Naija ladies are so materialistic, she'd be more motivated to come if she's sure there were some benefits and goody goody involved.

egopersonified:
You invite a girl who is not your girlfriend to your house, you prepare for sex and she doesn't show up and you all are telling us your stories of having the same experience and deleting her number and what not. But if she makes the date and you sleep with her, you come on nairaland to call all girls 'except my mother and sisters' oloshos.

Try get sense small okay.. I didn't invite her because of sex. I only took the alomo coz as I said "just incase". Anything can happen, you never can tell coz that's nature.. You can't come but if he tells you to meet him at ShopRite or KFC now before he even cut the call you don show.. nonsense.

Trutherme:
Try getting her to say what she want you to keep for her in advance and see her in your house earlier than expected.

The one on alomo bitters really got me

This works for you right ?

We4all:
Next time, invite her to come visit you in Dubai, not your 'face me I face you room' without a bed.

Grow up kid, no wonder a 2 year old child is beefing you.

MizzPhoney:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH Look on the bright side bro!!! You cleaned your house

You ladies are actually used to this thing.. she's not the first to do it to me. It doesn't just make sense at all.

SavageResponse:
E be like say the thing really pain you no be small

it even got to a stage I slept off on my couch thinking I could use that opportunity to take a quick nap and she might just show up later. I woke up past 5 I just enter kitchen chop food I had prepared down for her jare. I gave up already. Or she thinks she's doing me lol

You invite a girl to come over, she promises you. Because of her, you quickly arrange your house, clean everywhere, wash your toilet clean, lay your bed and spray airfreshner. You even down a bottle of alomo bitters and all sorts of concoction just in case.

The time for her to come is here as you agreed and well you decided to give her about an hour or so maybe she'll show up but she doesn't.

You call her phone to ask her whatsup, she's not picking, some will even switch off their phone.

Pls if you know you wouldn't come, you shouldn't have made the promise. It's nothing but wickedness