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UniqueGem:
The emboldened was why I pictured him and his FiL watching it under a canopy. Everyone who saw that match and really concentrated knows Pogba played above every other person on the pitch. But Nigga chose to handpick everything Pogba did, from his goal to the assist he gave. Even Ibra would give him a red nose for that.

Nah you pictured me watching the game under a canopy because you don't know better.

Your imagination cannot stretch to something you haven't experienced.. it's been possible to have DSTV multiview in Nigeria for the last 10 years and data quality in naija is good enough to allow you stream on a device while watching a game in TV anyway.

So you can't even use the excuse of obodo oyibo magic to mask your gross ignorance and lack of exposure. It's very obvious that there's a Boombox radio on the TV stand in your sitting room where you and your family gather to listen to narrated plays every night on OGBC2, pretending it is telemundo.

UniqueGem:
Just now, I had to rewatch the highlight of the match against crystal palace yesterday, I'm still wonndering how a sensible person will say Pogba's pass for Ibra's goal was senseless. Jeez! Then came up with epistle of where he watched the match and the building plan of his father in laws home where he lives as a major decider and determiner of the usefulness of Pogba's pass that lead to the winning goal.

Hahahahaha mumu dey your body like skintight.

Sufferhead has eaten so deep into your life that you can't actually imagine how a person can watch more than one match from the comfort of his home.

No wonder the only thread you've opened on this forum has been to complain about how you are allergic to fish, chicken turkey. You probably went straight from breast milk to consuming eba with no meat 3 times daily to the point where you are now half man, half cassava.

Bro if someone made a movie of your life, we may mistake it for an MMM advert because you clearly need help. I'm sure even your bloodtype is B for beggar.

While you're busy complaining about another thing, I'm currently on the train to work, watching full fat TV on my phone...as per usual.

Who is that cheeky guy that is offering him Real Madrid shirt to sign

UniqueGem:
You mean to tell me you switched from Chelsea match to watch United play instead. Or you only watched the 15minutes diff between the two matches. It's either you and your father in law went under the canopy to watch it with numerous screen and incessant argument ongoing or you are a bloody liar.

LOL

Your grandad probably said the same all those years ago when somebody came back to the village and told him that you could see people moving and talking inside a TV. He probably called the guy a liar as well in his belief that only a witch doctor could have such technology.

Here in the UK, EPL rights are split between 2 broadcasters - BT and Sky. To encourage people to go to the stadiums, the broadcasters are only allowed to show 1 game each in a Saturday(Sky shows the 12.45 game and BT shows the 5.30) and 3 on Sunday ( BT 1 game and Sky 2)

BT shows only one midweek fixture per day when scheduled, whilst Sky exclusively show any Friday or Monday night fixtures.

To get around not being able to show all the games, Sky run a panel show called (Gillette soccer) where they have 4-5 pundits watching each match and several correspondents live at the grounds and the switch between all to give you solid commentary of what's going on from Premiership to League 1.

Thr only game being shown on TV was the Manyoo game, which myself and FiL sat down to watch. Because I am a sky subscriber, I'm entitled to watch live TV on my phone and ps4. So I was following the commentary by plugging one ear piece in and listening and glancing at my phone.

Finally, because I have unlimited Internet via a fibre optic connection to my house, I was also streaming the Chelsea game in HD on my laptop.

I was also sipping chilled beer too. 3 screens and 8 games in comfortable HD in the comfort of my sitting room.

I pray that you are one day to experience such technology so that you never have to embarrass yourself again in Public like your granddad used to do 50 years ago...

Ibime:
All na equity borrowings, not cash, you know how it works. I go enter Catford this 2017 with my brother on 50%.

Catford, you can still get 2 bedroom for £250k or 3 bedroom for £350k. In Lewisham it is £450k and £600k respectively. So there is enough upside there just as Lewisham trended closer to Clapham. Plus hippies just moved into Catford which only means one thing.

Stevenage wey you dey laugh, my guy entered Stevenage 2.5 years ago and is on his 3rd property there just off capital appreciation. His first one was up £50k within a year and same for the 2nd one, so he just borrow dey go dey add more. And there is still upside there compared to other commuter towns.

Choiiiiiiii

I know the way the system works though, but just the recent announcement of stamp duty increase and staggered reduction of tax relief for BTL properties dey make fear catch me sef(not like I'm in any position to invest anyway)

I understand the way the system works. Infact that was why we were able to get our crib so cheap. The owners had remortgaged their property to build it as a luxury care home, but their plans got scuttled by planning permits. Then because it's a village 20 miles from the nearest town, nobody wanted to buy and they slipped into negative equity. They put tenants inside but those ones lost a job, stopped paying rent and started claiming squatters rights. They were extremely desperate to sell and so we exploited that a bit.

Mehn good luck in your endeavour bruv. Im still observing the system and will see if Its conducive to enter for me in enter in a few years.

raumdeuter:
6 point is not surmountable anywhere. Barca was leading Madrid with about double points which almost disappeared in a recent season

2012 Bayern was leaging Dortmund with almost 9points and Dortmund still won the league

OK so what is your point if a 6 point lead is not an unbridgeable chasm?

Ibime:
Not just London o. Stevenage and Luton is still live. South Manchester to Cheshire as far as Wilmslow is also competing with London on % gain basis. Bristol also.

Even in London, Catford is still underpriced and due to blow.

LOL

Shey you go carry your family go live for ghettos like Stevenage and Luton as a London based professional?

Na slumdog BTL model fit all those places, not buy and sell.

Catford is still London London na? Catford to Lewisham is like 15 minutes, and from there you can access Bank in the City or Canary Wharf by DLR in 30-45 mins top. That's prime real estate. You need to be a chairman to buy there.

Ditto Cheshire where all those footballers dey live.

Mehn if you're prospecting in those areas, then I must hail you sir.

Tiri gbosa.

raumdeuter:
There is a 6 point gap at the top of the EPL currently

No wonder we no longer hear from EPL fans on how the competition for the top is so intense

So 6 points is insurmountable?

I guess you guys are so used to not being challenged in Bundesliga that you think it's the same in England...

Ibime:
Na lie o. Nigeria is the only place in the world (not at war) where Real Estate depreciates in value. . . . except for Lagos Island locations.

Only place wey property dey appreciate for UK sef na London.

Recently got on the ladder after getting a place with almost 100k wiped from starting price like 2 years ago.

Same house in London would be pushing 700/800k. Out here in the sticks it went under 200.

diggz:
Lol....but seriously why will any sane person sell martial to buy payet of 30years ? Na payet we dey talk so o! Not Ronaldo.

The same person that collected number 9 from Martial and gave it to Pa Ibrahimovic

diggz:
Kolewerk.....!

Martial + cash for fvcking payer? Kolewerk o! Kolewerk...

This is the same Martial that is better than Lukaku.

UniqueGem:
I see many of you like elampiro complaining about how Pogba slows down the game. Its either you started watching football yesterday or you are just pure sentimental. Scholes is renowned for his ability to control games, same as Xavi, Pirlo and other great midfielders. How do they control this games? Do they rush and jam body with all other players on the pitch or they just stroll, let the ball come to them, calm it and pick a pass. You all say Pogba doesn't control the midfield do you expect him to do that running up and down like Kante? Even Rakitic and Kross don't rush their plays. That's why they are up there amongst the best midfielders. Obviously Pogba has to improve but who else doesn't need improvement? Oga Siniza says I'm a big Pogba fan, wrong bro; I only support players who play well. I was Pogbas greatest critic during the transfer window. But I'm impressed so far.

Pogba was pure crap last night. I watched the game with my Father in law who was just cussing the boy all game.

He was very fortunate that Ibra gave a free (hand)ball in the box, and that Ibra was able to convert a useless ball from a very tight angle. People will read the numbers and say Goal and Assist but the real person responsible for those goals was Ibrahimovic.

sinizia:
BTW, Nihilist, I hope as you dey scream United PDP, you're taking note of all the wrong calls against us? From Burnley to Citeh to Palace? Coz you're quick to scream PDP even when it's been clear to the blind that United is the most robbed team this season.

United IS PDP brother Sinizia. Just that Crystal Palace are APC.

Ojoro cancel, and Ibra managed to score in the end.

lalaboi:
Goan siddon mafren. .

You are just 50points away. .

And in the world of FPL. . That aint sheit! how does it feel not being top anymore

Feels like a bereavement to be honest.

Kashmo is only 7 points away though and I know he is feeling the heat.

He needs to forfeit the game,before I take him out the frame, put his name to shame and cover up his face. He cant run my race. My pace is just too fast and he just cant last.

lalaboi:
Oh shizzle. . I forgot about lovren.

Smith came in for Hazard so not that bad. . Just 8 points. Won H-2-H so no whala there. . Make i dey look the main league guys and the Ultimate stake league, that one na marathon. . .

You lost already

chai captain fail

elrony:
Abeg make i stop... before my brothers think say I be 5th columnist


The floor is yours

Person don off radio

elrony:
Mourinho don dey wash smoked fish

Jim reeves on the stereo singing 'Draw me nearer....

6 fooking points clear!

Ibime:
6 points down, 9 to go. Chelseafan, can I get an amen?

hell yeah!!!!

elrony:
Chaiiiiiiiii

Ogbono ingredients on the table

with ewedu leaf in the nylon bag

LoRdCaT:
shey you see that clear PK and wrong offside call abi? If i hear you say PDP again ehn!

Should i feel sympathy for you?

Seems like Crystal Palace support APC