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Pataki:
Lmao! There used to be one Dutch woman in my old hood about 4 years ago. She spoke perfect pidgin than me. Igbo and dem ND boys no dey easy for thesee girls here. I have a Niger Delta friend, he will leave his family in London, come over to NL, just to chop free kitten for three days non-stop. Sometimes, I wonder why I was wasting my time living in that sufferhead London when this country has almost everything at my beck and call.

Pataki:
Redlight are for tourists indeed. If you know your way around in this country and also in Amsterdam, seks is one of the cheapest things to get here.

Even dayo knows it all. International Oniranu!

Pataki:
Pay 50euro for 30 minutes for one girl from Bulgaria or Yugoslavia? Be like say Dayo don push you to go knock on their window before.

Pataki:
I bet you know where all the olosho houses are across Europe. Oniranu omo! Adodi-oshi.

A40:
E gbenu rada rada e dake you this illegal immigrant. This is by far the weakest uncoordinated and mor0nic comeback I have ever seen since joining this forum. Did you drink Ori Maalu or what?

Emi 2-Guard aye always dropping stainless treys on the court. I didn't live a sedentary lifestyle like you did. Mere looking at 40's physique anyone can tell Omo na baller. Un-Pataki you were forced to take up dancing and cheer leading because nobody would choose you for any sport. Oponu ayeraye

Your lack of exposure makes golf sound like magic to you. To ba wu e ko pokun so. All things being equal I would be on a Fairway this weekend trying to duck bunkers and land on the green

After making your folks sell all their earthly possessions to send you abroad, raising awareness about dance is the mission you went to achieve? What a pathetic phool! Omo ika ni e. Eranko Ibiye. Your mates are raising awareness for cancer, sports and other noble causes this Akpasusu is talking about dance awareness.

You ought to do oponu awareness so people are aware that highly stewpid and mentally handicapped people like you and your like minded cronies are in existence. It shall not be well with you all


You want to school your Intellectual overlord

Save your schooling for the salsa boys that you sod0mize or that sod0mize you. Ain't nobody got time for that.

You think a halfwit like you can survive on a golf course or a basketball court? Can you set screens, beat screens, understand your defensive assignments. Run a pick and roll or a pick n pop.

Can you gamble on the course? Know when to play aggressively or conservatively? Avoid hazards, Can you even hit a ball past 10 yards? I am sure even Golf Etiquette you cannot display because you are an insecure, emotional gutter tout

The Game of Golf is not for peasants, urchins and NURTW interns like you, your inferiority complex will never let you conduct yourself in a sensible manner, while we have already established you lack the mental and athletic nous to play basketball.

The more I reply you the more I send you into deep bouts of depression. I will keep pounding that your obtuse head with Riddick Bowe-esque blows

What a loser! This buffoon at almost 40 is still trying to get girls with salsa. I'm sure you did not see a woman's pata till you were well in your 30's.

Fathers teach your sons some game early in life so they don't end up like Pataki

AdeLaNa1:

So i wasn't the only one who noticed how strange that shoe was.....

A40:
Ikoyi, Lakowe, IBB, Ewekoro, Sagamu are some of the courses I have been entering with freedom since I was a tot

Inferiority complex is your biggest problem in life Fagdemola. You are one of those paupers that are wowed and intimidated and think Golf is only for the big men, well you are not far from the truth. My Golf set alone will comfortably take care of your upkeep for the next 6 months. You are not just poor materially but in spirit as well. Your case is a hopeless one

The people I have sat and drank beer with are people your parents would need to book appointment to see 3 months in advance. May you get hit by 38 stray bullets. Coprophilliac oshi

You phools think its everyone you quote on this forum na your mate. Edumare punish you well well

Dadehmola:
Ategun alaafia o ni fe si e pelu iro oshi ti o pa yii!!

Alamu - 40 forming toosh say e dey play golf??

Bwahahahaha!

Who dash monkey banana?

You had better stick to those condemned tyres wey you dey push upandan the streets of Idumota since childhood - na your 2nd hobby be that (aside licking Dayo's scrotal sac ofcourse ) and naso e go be till one rickety Molue jam you for road, scatter your body to pieces !!

Alamu, taya ti o ti n yi kiri lati kekere ni wa yi ku - ayanmo ati kadara e ni, ko de si n ti o le yi pada! !

Oponu ara Agalatia!!

A40:
Afi "why not putting naa" Ori e ti gbale

Bwahahahaha what a pathetic little mutt. Your mates were playing ball and representing their schools at NUGA games and all that while your phaggot self was playing cheer leader. Alainitiju eran ibiye Omo ale jati jati ni e

I play golf and shoot hoops. Those are grown man hobbies not a certified wasteman like you pushing 40 and still trying to lure Hispanic boys to bed with salsa. Adodiyo

Ladies cannot drool over a loser like you. Women are not naturally drawn to salsa dancing maricons. They go for the ballers and the jocks and cuckold you while they are at it

Apa. Akindanidani

olabode89:
Amir Khan is a disillusioned average overhyped British athlete.... he should have stuck to beating no name British hopefuls. There is too much ducking and unecessary charade in boxing at the moment, MMA (UFC) is the real deal. Did u watch how Alistair "The Reem" made light work of Alorvksi?

UFC have got a lot of mouth-watering fights this summer. Super pissed I couldn't get a ticket for a bargain for the last show in the Netherlands.

afrodoc2:
Yes but this is the major reason boxing has declined. Different promoters, arguments over purse sharing,arguments over catch weight and next thing the fight does not happen. I have been disappointed several times and Canelo won't be the first to forfeit his belt.
If it happens who do you give the edge to?

afrodoc2:
Amir Khan is damaged goods. He has always had a glass jaw and it will only get glassier as he gets older and gets more hits. He has fast hands but his torso and neck movements are not as fast.
GGG vs Canelo is what the people want. GGG vs Floyd would have been great in terms of the contrast in styles and their class but Floyd is not going to go against that assassin right at this moment in his career.
This is why MMA is ruling, fighters fight at their primes and when the people want. Floyd vs Manny was years too late, Canelo vs GGG should take place within 1 year before GGG exits his prime

A40:
@Nihilist @afrodoc

Did you see the X-rated and seismic knockout Canelo landed on Amir Khan?

Ibime:
Seun announced it last week.

Na those "Up Barka" boys e go affect pass. I swear all those niggas are your typical Nairabet niggas. The only ones wey get sense na Debroslink and Homesteady.

raumdeuter:
I wont mind either at least there would be only 1 or 0 EPL teams to worry about in the CL

Spurs, Leicester nd Arsenal would be walkovers anyways and possibly Man Utd too depending on what changes they make

Also without the allure of CL Pep might not be able to tempt some players away from Bayern

raumdeuter:
Shey you don epp anyone before ni?

Edit: Would not playing CL next season make it easier or more difficult for Pep? Without CL he can build a team without distraction focus on the league and come for CL in 2 seasons vs being under pressure to deliver CL immediately

which one?

And he would be like, Well I took a team who didnt make top 4 to ....

raumdeuter:
Your internet no dey work? You no dey pay your bills? Why I go epp you? Who you don epp before? You don bath?

afrodoc2:
Dadehmola and Dayo are 2 of my guys on this forum but na so so fight between them. At least today I go collect treatment fee from either or both of them.
And this should be between Ibime and Dayo

raumdeuter:
The discussion is about coefficient and UEFA has conclusively said Germay flogs England in coeffcient this season.

EVen if Liverpool flog sevilla 10-0 wont change that

Dadehmola:
Ogbeni, shut your filthy mouth if you have nothing meaningful to say...

On numerous occassions, you come here forming knowledgeable and all, only to supply us with some illogical assertions synonymous with ignorant, half-baked analysts in your ilk.

I cant be arsed to do some digging up but i'm pretty certain that, as at the time those rankings corroborated Ibime's claims, you musta posted some incorrect rankings - atypical of your fact- distorting ways.

I know you have always tried so hard to be the numero uno pundit in the the sports section but the truth is that your attempts have only strengthened your position at the zenith of gifted misyearning and opata logic - the crown has always been yours and I ain't see that change anytime soon.

Stop being the proverbial empty barrel, sir!!

coded01:
For those asking why is kelechi not celebrated with...


Only if you watched his display in the 53rd min against Arsenal...