₦airaland Forum

Ibime:
We have spoke enough about Emenalo already. Aint got time to answer that clown. I'm on holiday right now.

Give him the list of Emenalos last 11 signings.

UjSizzle:
Mel is confused. I think Dany is the one they're waiting for. I'm surprised Mel hasn't heard or her yet and still gallivanting around Westeros making mistakes. But I believe Jon has a big role to play in the coming battle between the Walkers and the Living.

I'm yet to understand what the White walkers want though, and why they're fighting the living. Is this one of those Light vs Darkness battle no one seems to understand?

gj22:
Moving on from Hodor.

There's something the new priestess said, she called Dany the Prince that was promised because she was born amidst salt and smoke blah blah. And since Mel already thinks it's Jon snow, does anyone see any disagreement coming?

dopeJemi:
God Bless You

coded01:
Nihilist... My guy need your advice...

funlord:





Try taking a long hard look at chelsea's final league position on the log table!


Its funny as hell! Surely that would make you guffaw?

sinizia:
LMAO. I'm not holding briefs for Coogar but this time around, almost everyone was wrong about LvG including me. Nobody ever thought LvG would end up a monumental failure he is. I didn't even believe in LvG when he was first announced as our coach till I saw his exploits at the WC and I thought we were getting another SAF. With the abysmal tenure of Moyes, every United fan was genuinely happy we got LvG; it turned out to be a useless move. I curse the day we hired LvG, and if Coogar was wrong in believing LvG was the truth, then make that the whole United fans.

sinizia:
BBC don carry the news first, live!! Van Goat will be getting £400K for winning FA cup and £5M as severance package to fùck off from United. E don happen o. Best news to start my week.


My haters, enemies, friends and frenemies, come party with me. Emaprince, Spy360, Darkenedrebel, Keky, Kokaneprodidy, Nihilist, diggz, Raumdeuter, oya turn up!! We are partying all through today.

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JackBizzle:
How many of you guys have given up on love in Nigeria?

I broke up with the girl that I was engaged with. She claimed that I was emotionless and angry. What she didnt understand was that I was getting tired of her.

She is very beautiful but religious. And also very Nigerian. I pretended so much to accommodate her but I just gave up after some time. She is the typical naija babe that expects her man to be an action man. She is not poor but expects me to pay for everything. I don't complain. I pay. I must be the one to drive (she can drive and she has her own car).

What even pains me is that silly thinking that a man must be able to read signs from a woman. Do I look like a decoder that decodes sign language? How can I read your mind?


The funniest one is that she hates videogames but I must watch her imbecilic romantic movies with her. So selfish....I should bend for her but she cant bend for me.


A lot of Nigerian women do not understand that love is sacrifice and compromise. The good ones are few.


After meeting one fine babe like this that shared the same interest with me. I knew that my fiancee was not to be. Do you know that feeling when someone understands you?

This new babe is a catholic but she is just perfect- not too religious, is open to try new things and is always interested in sharing or doing things together.

After meeting the new babe....this my fiancee became a burden. I couldnt even bother to smile around her. anytime I see her, I just lose hope. She started noticing and after some time, I had to tell her the painful truth.


The worst thing about all this? The new babe has a douchebag boyfriend.

So I am alone once again. I had to go through many naija babes to find this new babe that understands me but she has a boyfriend.


Nna....e be like say I go marry oyinbo last last. #teamWhiteGirls anyone?


cc johnydon22, ishilove, atmc, dblackninja, nihilist, joseph1832, hahn

RuuDie:
Smalling x Wickham. Should have played the advantage!

A40:
My list does not suggest anything. If the he-goat was following the trail of the discussion the emphasis was trying to fit in Goetze into a hypothetical lineup, But like the scavenging egret Airmark is he chose to focus on irrelevancies. The nailed on starters for Bayern are surely Boateng and Hummels. Arguing on the merits and demerits is literally a waste of time. Hummels and Javi are not even a good matchup if you analyse their styles critically as both of them struggle with pace

Benatia his new found favorite defender did not even make any of the lineups I'm surprised he didn't wail about that

Wailers gonna Wail

A40:
Boateng would also start. This is the starting CB pairing for Germany and would be the first choice pairing for Bayern as well. This is obvious to the blind

Its a non issue I don't know why the Apoche cra cra is wailing

A40:
Hummels is Bayern's new bride anybody with a functional brain knows Hummels is going to start. Oponu.

airmark:


So you could put hummels in all your team selections while boatank only made it twice !!! It is in discussions like this that one could get the real facts. Although it's a reconfirmation of what many of us knew about you, that you are an irresponsible member of this section. The same hummels that you argued with me for almost 6 months till early this year pipped boatank in your team lists. Below are few of your past lines




When should we start lobotomising you, zombie. Why would you bench boateng and put javi and hummels on the pitch




Where are your goons, kendrick (walk alone rapper) and omotayos01 (javi's lawyer) who were taking you serious? Ajakaja40




Yet the biggest team in Germany bought hummels, a low-class defender and without wasting time he is making your team lists up and down. Have never seen a mentally unstable member on nairaland like you and dayo.

dopeJemi:
What is wrong with this foolish man, fight na.. shuoo!

dopeJemi:
You are [size=18pt]STEWPID[/size]

mathys:
@ Nihilist

Shebi you pretend like say you be ray charles? I specifically asked you to produce a post of me making claims to be a graduate but, u no go see my post na.

Anyways, I no sabi say na so u steeeewpid sha? If you wan tasi me why you no stand correct instead of that steeewpid graduate claim line wey u drop? For that,I say fvuk you too!!!!

Meanwhile, I am guilty of abbreviating words,using slangs and writing in pidgin whenever i post on NL. I have tried ,and i am still trying to get them out of my system but,na part of my trips wey i dey catch here so,e hard die make i no lie you! NL is the only place i can freely say what ever i want to say in any form and still go to sleep with no worries. Also,i mostly post while working or on motion and i dont ever proofread too.Kindly note,I am not trying to justify or make any excuses for why i post the way I do bro rather,i just gats let u know because that your university claim remark pain me gaaaan

Just so you know,I graduated in 2004,bsc mathetics at the age of 21 few months before i turned 22. I don do almost 10years in the corporate world asides side runs. So please,if this post no gree you read or give you headache still,kindly just face front. Thank you and fvck you once more

pamcode:
You still haven't forgiven that snub at the train station. ;DYou still haven't forgiven that snub at the train station.

raumdeuter:
Before him when did Liverpool play 2 finals in a season?

raumdeuter:
Sevilla needs another goal. Liverpool and English sides have a knack for late minute comlebacks

raumdeuter:
See Sevilla build up to that second goal

Make we no lie, dem dey ball for Spain. Ah ah

coded01:
Cc Nihilist...